Reported to Cary
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The world is changing everyday - How shall we go on?
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Oh say it's not so - This was one of the few places left of the old Fairfax. The phone has been cut off - WTF Great place to go after the movies at Super 29 Drive In - The ladies took good care of us, and we got beer there at 2:30am when we ran out. Guess the land is worth too much - Going to build another fucking Walgreens?
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only if one or both of them urinated in the pool during the act.
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cop was wrong Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cyclist should have been issued a ticket. Several years ago my friend was driving his car in the Reston area, when a person riding her bicycle at a high rate of speed exited the bike trail, and hit his car at the left front fender/driver door area. The repair was almost $2000.00 with a repaired door, new fender, n
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Teller Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The only thing to do in Fairfax is get high, have > sex, or hang out with friends at a shitty fast > food joint. Anyone here have anything fun they do > around here? Do what you want - Just don't go walking on I-66 at 4:45AM That will fuck up the morning drive for many people that have a reason to live.
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kit.car Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They have signs posted "no pennies". but they > work. I don't think they are allowed to refuse > them as they are legal tender. Sometimes I will > take .50 rolled pennies and pour them in. Back in > 94 when I moved down here, I herd of people doing > this to piss them off. I have been doing it ever > sin
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taxpayer2 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Forgot to add- it was NOT driver training, these > drivers were by themselves on the bus! And I have > seen both the short handicapped bus and the longer > ones.... Picking people up and dropping people off at the Lamb Center requires a bus sometimes. How else are you going to transport 15 to 20 people to get
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Matofact Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There will be public restrooms in all of the new > metro stations ( required by VA law). Who is going to clean the restroom? Is METRO going to have a 75k per year Unionized Toilet Attendant and gets 50kper year in overtime?
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Let's get through the rush this afternoon without anyone throwing themselves under a speeding car and or truck - Even as a poor quality joke.
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So Sad Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How could you possibly hit someone and not stop, > irrespective of the circumstances (possible > suicide). Who does that? I suspect it was a door to door meat salesman in a rush to get to the next sale. He is overstocked, and his boss wants him to discount the meat just to move it out.
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Most of it is over now - Just those last few morsels to be shoveled into the stainless steel pan, then it is off to the medical examiners office for a cause of death.
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There are just something that are not to be done: 1. Don't fuck your sister 2. Don't buy used underwear at a thrift store 3. Don't buy meat from a door to door meat salesman
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Could round up the deer and take them to the Lamb Center?
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Just roll up a nice fatty and relax
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Looking to retire Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We are at the point where we are seeking a place > to retire away from here. It is too crowded and > expensive to retire here. The only good things are > proximity to hospitals, airports, military > facilities. We are retired military and want to be > able to shop on base. While we like Virginia,
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Fairfaxian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > People: if you're going to take a deer in Fairfax > County, do it with a bow and arrow. > > http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/living/animals/wildli > fe/management/deer-management/options.htm > > Much easier than getting a discharge permit, and > safer, too. Also, who has 20 acres of land (or > l
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Griffin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I bought meat off a guy with a truck last year. > Once. And never again. Hard to see the quality of > the meat when its frozen. he was nice and did help > me carry in my groceries as I was just getting > home from the store. But never again will I buy > from a truck. So what was the quality of the meat?
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Dealing with the stress of the day. There are many stress factors being a Fairfax County Police Officer, and being a Major must have incredible stresses. Getting your cock sucked in the afternoon is a great way to relax.
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These guys focus on areas with a high percentage of section 8 housing. Lower or no education = Easy prey. Selling outdated meat - No USDA seal or inspection
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Selfish white guys that spend too much time jerking off to free porn on the internet - Failures as husbands and fathers who can't fuck thier wife correctly.
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It's Cox
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I think that is what set the crazy bitch at the Sterling Costco off - They ate all of her pizza.
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If you have a large bulge in the front of your pants it could be attracting them. Bums love to suction nutrition directly from a donor.
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Priapus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chris Core loves the company that did his roof. He > talks about it ALL the time on wtop Chris Core is a asshole, and he is a legend in his own mind.
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The down fall of Kmart was when they stopped using the Blue Light, and the Blue Light Specials. There was a Kmart on Rt 7 in the middle of Tysons Corner - About where Tiffany is located. Kmart never had valet parking.
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I saw one riding in a new Dodge Challenger - Years ago they were strictly into Plymouth Road Runners.....and that free bird seed thing.
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Get some of those old BETA movies out. Pour a big bowl of pop corn and enjoy.
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Be thankful for idiots on crotch rockets - Without them the organ donation programs in the U.S. would be almost out of business. Nothing better than to harvest than a nice healthy heart or liver from a 19 year old male motorcycle driver. No helmet + Crushed Brain = Harvest Time
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First get your meds adjusted - You are running just a little bit rich, and get your timing set back as well.
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