Where have you been locked up at? Every year when the weather gets hot, women who have been hiding their tight little bodies under coats and sweaters shed their wraps, and expose themselves as one of God's gift to men.
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On the second level of the parking garage there was a 35ish yr old MILF in a nini van selling her ass. Straight sex for 40 bucks for 15 minutes - Half & Half $50
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Go to Hatfield's in Manassas. He is not the fastest, but he will make it right. Talks to you not down to you - Fair pricing
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Just look for the armband they are required to wear when they come to piss in your pool- BIG BLACK 8 ON A YELLOW ARMBAND - GOT THE PICTURE?
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I thought Sandra was on the prowl again. Plucking those 19 year old guys off of the Annandale Campus of NVCC. Taking them home and sucking them dry.
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So how do wild dogs do it?
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Sounds like another stupid white boy got taken
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Dick Racy may be in for a big surprise - This is a`dude
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First - Go into the kitchen and go to the third drawer to the left of the sink. Pull open the drawer and get the big 3 tine meat fork out. You will need it now - You are done. Second - Call your lawyer. Third - AA Meeting
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Good question - Just 30 years too late - We had some real cool places to go. All Gone - Sorry
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With all of the time you are spending on this dog shit issue - Do you still take time to fuck your wife?
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Do you want them one at a time? Or do you perfer groups of them, say 3 or 4 at a time?
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Hey the road has lines on it now
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This is so wide open I can't
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FBI got another tip about Hoffa
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I remember there was Super 29 Drive In in that area, and so was Hunter's Lodge. We would stop in for drinks after work
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My wife went in there all the time to buy rubbers when she was single.
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Try the rest area just south of Woodbridge on I-95 It is also "ALL YOU CAN EAT"
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Where was that daycare ranch that had babies strapped in car seats, then stowed the babies in the closet......Manassas?
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No kidding - I perfer Pepsi Cola everytime.
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Sorry to say the deposit is gone. Is it right? YES! When a person signs a lease it is a legal promise - Break the lease and pay. Marriage is a contract - Break it and pay. Next time be an adult - Follow through with your promise. Or just be prepared to pay
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Good to see that trans jender men are able to be open and honest about their sexuality.
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The FBI got another tip on Jimmy H.
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The reports are saying something about a overturned truck with hazmat issues.....more to come
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I think the motive of the school was to have the students take a little pride in thrir school, and give a little back. Fairfax County has great schools, and the students will get a world class education. Part of learning is to shut up and listen - This goes for parents as well. I am quite sure the object of the exercise was to spark the sprit of school pride. No one was trying to save money by m
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How is he at climbing ladders around live power lines?
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It is good that the school makes these little pigs clean up after themselves. I would love to see your yard and home with 5 hogs running wild in it.
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The realtor is within the letter of the law, and has the right to keep the deposit. When a deposit is put down to secure a property for a said period of time, the terms of the contract are to protect and define the rights of all parties involved. Your sister have a move in date of 8/1 and the property is hers to move into. She signed a binding contract, as did the realtor. What would you be say
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Those children had no business up on that roof, and this is what happens when children are allowed to run wild. Why should the county remove the shed? Yes it is sad that a child was killed, but the parents have the task of being the parent. This is the situation we have here in Fairfax County - Parents with little or no control of their children. 14 years is not enough, and these parents are
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You never know what you will being home. 10 years ago we go a deal on some old cast iron baby beds. 3 to be exact, and they had crossbar lid that folded over the top, to make a small cage. We sold 2 and kept one. It was in the house only about a week and it had to go. There was a feeling of death and evil about this piece. The other beds that we resold: No idea how that worked out. Remember - Ju
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