buck hardtack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I dont mind the PW posts in the Fairfax forum, > reminds me of how good I have it not living in > that dump. If the current Prince William in > England had any sense he would sue to have the > name changed to something more appropriate like > Prince Georges South. Actually there is a ghetto in PW Cou
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juicy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it 5'5 , 5'6, 5'7, 5'8 , 5'9 , or etc for a guy > to be considered short or a manlet? Erect or flaccid?
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Why not do the floor in natural soapstone tile. It is a little bit more on the front end, but you will make it up on the back end when it comes time to sell. Try matching a soapstone floor with new surface tops in the bath - Unless you are going for that section 8 housing look.
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I tried the same excuse when I knocked up a girl in high school - The road was just too slippery, and I lost control.
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That excuse never works
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Now that's how to get out of Obamacare
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Some people smoke, some people eat candy bars, and still more like to jerk off. All common compulsive behaviors that have disposal issues when the act is complete.
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just your avarage citizen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't drive. What is the best way to get around > Fairfax County? Preferably for free. My ex-wife uses her broom........
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So how were you able to tell that the tree pisser was dirty?
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Dont fuck with the state police - Those are some mean bastards, and love laying the wood to dickheads like you.
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Having electroplate fixed is a waste of money
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Curious george Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does anyone know what happened in front of the > McDonald's on Rolling Road by Saratoga? There > were tons of fire trucks, police and ambulances > today? OR it cold have been a fucking fire.
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Curious george Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does anyone know what happened in front of the > McDonald's on Rolling Road by Saratoga? There > were tons of fire trucks, police and ambulances > today? The Fairfax County Fire Department is doing a study on fast food, and how fat is too fat to fight a fire.
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mjpurdy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone know where to buy Hostess Ho Hos? Ive > seen the cupcakes and Twinkees but no Ho Hos as of > yet. Suck it up and be a man about it - Never let see you cry
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I-66 & I-95 will be total gridlock
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Gregg in CVille Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not a troll story - this really is true! > > I was walking my dog last night and noticed a pile > of human shit next to the tree in the side yard of > the library. This is the area where the groups of > illegals congregate every morning looking for > work. > > Seriously, why would they
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Errf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stabitha Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Sort it any way you like Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > > > > The guy driving the boss's car reports it to > > his > > > ins
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To end the madness: Private property damage = No police report She has your info to some extent = No hit and run She had repair done at her own expense = She can sue you in small claims court If she sues she will be required to provide the repair invoice from the body shop.
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Tough One Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So I guess that means the wheelchair dude has to > find a new spot. Wonder where he's gonna sell food > from now on So the MILF selling her ass in the parking garage will have to set up somewhere else?
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UrMomSucksAss Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What a fuckin shitbag loser you must be. No life > ,just a miserable little cunt looking out your > window at life passing you by...bitch with NO > friends. > Call Tisha Thompson from NBC 4..shes a fat pig who > needs a new story .shes let herself go and needs > any story she can get.to ..help pay
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Catch one to get the whole bunch - That little punk throwing the bottles at the guy on the ground would rat everyone out if he got brought in for questioning.
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King Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anybody see why it was necessary to close all > lanes except the HOV on 66 this morning near the > Centreville exit? All I got from google maps was > an accident involving a tractor trailer. I'm sure it has been removed - So the question is moot.
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Ye Ole Woodson Ma Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hamburger Sub from Franconia Pizza Where they have > got lots of good subs and some good Italian > dinners . Wonderful Photos - The shot of the Gyro meat sitting on a dirty, grease stained car seat is priceless. My only hope is that the smell of un-washed ass has not overpowered the scent of the dinner.
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Finding a bar where the women know when it is time to take it to the parking lot or men's room is difficult these days. There is also the issue of her becoming upset because you have "wiped off" using the back of her skirt.
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What makes his situation apparent?
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What makes his situation apparent?
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This almost sounds like a random blow-job gone wrong. The guy on the bicycle did the one guy, but when it came to #2 he said "No Thanks, My Tummy Is Full" That's when things went down hill - Including the walk of shame at the end.
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Both women are fuckable - Just not Krystal Koons
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The broad in the Honda ad is much older than this chick. The one in the ad is in her mid 40's
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It is a ploy to get attention. She was in a room full of men, and this was her way of saying "Here I am". 25 years ago she was the chick with the legs and the great tits, but time has not been kind. So next time you are in the dealership customer lounge, and the 50ish year old woman reaches for her cell phone, cut her off at the pass and bury your face in her crotch. Just food for thought.
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