What is up with the covers on the sofa? Looks like the dump was decorated in 1988
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Next time try suction application to a large black rubber penis - At home
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Be careful about being judgmental about how someone looks. While you are out checking the prospects to get a little strange, this creature has escaped from the trailer park that is in Chantilly. He is in your house fucking your wife. You come home wondering why there is a huge grease spot on the driveway, and why your Lazy Boy recliner stinks like ass - Happy Fathers Day !
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When the Orange line opened the Vienna station in 1986 many people brought up the fact that traffic on I-66 was getting bad. It was also brought up that the areas of Centreville and Manassas would experience strong growth in population over the next 5 years. The planners knew we would be in trouble in 1986 and ignored the suggestion to build Metro out to Manassas or Haymarket. 27 years later all
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If you want to get special "Bonus" points from the judge stuff a big pair of gym socks down your pants. For best results roll them like a 6 inch sub from Subway. One last detail - Don't fuck it up by putting the sock roll down the back of your pants. In front for desired effect.
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It dosen't matter what type of storm hits Maryland - Montgomery County to be exact. Big expensive homes with wonderful old trees - The storm hits, and the falling limbs tear down the power lines. I have my home in Northern Virginia, and I invested in a 6K Honda generator. My power goes out and my food stay fresh, my beer stays cold, and my wife keeps her ass clean.
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If you are looking for section 8 housing make sure the paperwork is correct before you submit it.
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So it sems he is a local contractor that does landscaping work with lawn equipment scattered all over the parkway
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So that is why my pizza is late
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Was the body in the middle of the road?
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