703Google Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://bagelciti.com/ > > 10 person minimum on their catering > menu...delivery from Rockville will be a bitch. > But then...you didn't say it had to be cheap. Don't forget the cheese cake if you are going to Rockville
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Better Yet Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Load a few watermelon shooters into your date > until she can barely walk straight, get her into > your car, and make her blow you. It's great when > you can drop her at home stinking drunk with your > cum on her side of her face. Her parents will > appreciate that. Don't forget to take a dump in her
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JennyGodson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just wanted to circle back that I went back to > Sweet Dreams and spoke to the manager. She denied > that her employee would do such a thing. I was > calm throughout, and then on my way out, I > mentioned that she will be hearing from my lawyer > soon. At this point, she called me back and > started
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Roll up a couple of fatties and smoke them in the car while sitting in a 7-11 parking lot. Send someone in for some nachos and cheese and a cherry slurpee.
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First you will need some titties - How are yours?
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You gotta wonder what kind of a kick-back or special gift the Gov got to put this deal together........
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The purse is a knock off
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Self scan is a great way to beat the store - Produce item is $5.99 per lb and Bananas are $.59 cents per lb. Punch in the 4 number banana code and save - $5.40 per lb Oh just one thing - It's called shoplifting
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My mistake - I wanted to say "Simple Ways To Beat Thy Meat"
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Do you need help when you try to fuck your wife?
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You can find them down at the Lamb Center at Fairfax Circle. Had you ask them what they needed the answer would have been Ca$h. There is so much money in Fairfax County for families in true need. The only way to lose the help is active drug abuse. Next time call the local police and report a child endangerment issue. The police are required to protect the children.
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You could stock it with trout and start a fly fishing school
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You need to hire a lawyer - A good one that is connected in Fairfax County. One last thing - Bring money A good lawyer will run you about 4k - 5k and you will come through fine.
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With everything bad happening in the world today, and the crisis in Florida over the outcome. I thought a stunning visual to start the day might be helpful.
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Find a early 2000's Jeep Cherokee with a 4.0 straight six cylinder. These this run forever like the 225 slant sixes. They manufactured many of them so parts are cheap and the repairs are simple. 4k should land you in a nice example with cold air. Check www.nadaguides.com
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Go to McDEES and let her order something that is NOT on the dollar menu - Go inside - Don't eat in the fuckin truck with no A/C
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Burke Lake would be interesting to watch
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xmasclock.com
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Women that feel their husbands are tired of them are easy scores. Sure they punched out a couple of puppies, but it is still good clean ass. ABC Stores are a great place to pick-up a neglected piece 28 to 39 years old. They are married so you have no strings, and they have extra cash.
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Easy crime to prevent - Only pick up fares with a credit score of 775 or better.
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You can find the latest info on turtle gatherings in NOVA at: turtlehotspot/nova/ffxco.com Rumor has it that there will be a gathering off of RT28 near gate 4 - Dulles Airport
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The way a child dresses is an expression of thoughts and wonderment. To take away the right to explore and express is wrong, and constitutes violation of 1st amendment rights.
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I hope your employment does not require you to do any writing -
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This is what you are doing at 6:30pm on the 4th of July?
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First off - Replacing the brakes has now connection to the cooling system. Did the dealer(Britt?)say what is wrong with the cooling system? Where is it leaking from. They need to be specific and exact. A 5 year old car/truck that has been maintained properly with less than 100K miles should not need a new radiator-Unless the dealer somehow poked a hole in the radiator. You need to find out whe
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It is a shame what has happened to the Outer Banks over the last 10 years. Assholes running wild have ruined what was a wonderful place to R&R. Stay away
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Get the VIN number and go to : nadaguides.com They have the formula to de-code the VIN number
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THERE IS THAT GUY TRYING TO BUILD A FISH COOLER
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I THINK WE FOUND THE GUY WHO TOOK ALL OF THOSE KOI FISH
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Try the rest area on I-66 at the Fairfax/Prince William County line. The west bound women are faster than the east bound women so make your choice- Both men's rooms are loaded with action- If you want to lose the other cherry. Thursday Nite is "Family Nite" and it is all you can eat. Bon Appetit !
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