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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Fruits are good for you. I’ve switched to these from fatty foods. Yet my colon is causing gassy wet farts that truly stink awful. I feel bad for people around my flatulence.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
My bowels are letting out a lot of Bronx cheers. The gas is excessive, stinky, and smelly. Yet changing my diet to more fruits and vegetables, it’s the colons way of recalibration from junk foods.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Real Fatso Freddie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Having two footling Subway subs for lunch. Take > that bowels That might create a 2 foot long crap. I worry for your bowels as that’s a lot to handle all at once.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Hurting this morning. Think my bowels experienced a bag of nails. Really hurt on the toilet and afterwards. Not sure what caused this, but would like for our experienced people to weigh in.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
At my work desk, the fumes from my bowels are obnoxious. I feel sad that my colleagues have to deal with this. Hoping a clearing out in 10 minutes or so will decrease the problem.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Pepto or coal should diminish this. Sorry about your bowels pal.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Going to do a million man March. Even with colons dragging on the streets behind us.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Gentlemen lend me your bowels!
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
My bowels are on a bad setting. Sometimes I wonder will they make it after dropping a monster. IBS is challenging.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Ate waffles from the toaster but I believe the toaster oven fell from my colon.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Fuck you asshole.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Grow up... Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > up lil early Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > boring worse than B0 > > > > > > blocker, you know what to do > > >
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
up lil early Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > boring worse than B0 > > blocker, you know what to do > > thnx What a ego you have. Excuse me, I was appointed by Brown Onion for this. If you don’t like that bring it up with him, or just shut up and fall in line. It’s what mature adults do. How are your bowels buddy?
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
How dare you block myself as the leader of bowel discussions here. Keep it up and face severe consequences!
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Bloating is caused by irritated bowels. My bowels lately haven’t been cooperating. Despite good healthy foods they continue to be a nuisance.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Forum Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ham, at least Brown Onion, pardon the pun had an > occasional medical or humorous “nugget,” you > have nothing to offer here. Looks like he denied you on his new forum, but as his hand picked selected leader, you can grumble all you want as I’ll deny any motions or complaints of yours. This is my forum now, an
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
A terrible mistake. A human error. McDonald’s big breakfast is the worst thing for ones colon.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
I just took a dump that looked like Joe Biden. Corn Pop. A Boulder sized of lies.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
It’s good to be back at the movies. Yet the butter popcorn. It is causing maximum pain. My bowels scream and it’s due to this buttery mess.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Old Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Bowel Busting Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Don’t eat a large pizza with chocolate ice > > > cream! > > > > > > C
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Bowel Busting Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don’t eat a large pizza with chocolate ice > cream! Consider your internal plumbing! That is going to be painful. If you have any pain relievers, get ready. Recommend a bag of ice.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
I’m tired of liars like the Rusty loser. Brown Onion has his own forum and I was appointed to this position. Im your bowels leader now whether you like it or not. Your only appeal is none. Get over yourselves and your egos!
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Stop this please! Unless you want to unload a grand piano. Good God why?
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
I eat a head of lettuce. Then it becomes 3 times it’s size as it rolls through to my bowels. Food is a lot like making a snowman. You start with a little snowball roll it and make it big. Even eating healthy as I did left to straining and crying as the tears down my cheeks and tears of cheeks really hurt.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Dr Feelgood Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Unless your lactose intolerant then the cause of > bowel issues related to ice cream is often a lack > of hydration. Keep your water intake up (no sodas) > and you'll likely never have the issue again. Chocolate is the worst. For some reason strawberry and vanilla doesn’t hurt. Then again who knows maybe if
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
It’s my fault. I ate ice cream. Now to pay the penalty. I hope those who can eat it enjoy this opportunity. Today will be painful. Can’t lie. Still curious if any of my plumbing will work after this.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Can all of us pray for the pontiffs bowels? His colon has been helped. It’s my hope that his holiness’s bowels are good to go.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
I feel as if the 4th of July is happening. My bowels are mortar fireworks.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Some guys get a fox, kitten, or small dog. My bowels a porcupine and it really hurts.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
I wish foods would digest a bit more easily for what’s left of my bowels.
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