The bacon grease does help me move my bowels. I am glad to have had it this morning. More bacon is good for your bowels.
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Fruits are good for you. I’ve switched to these from fatty foods. Yet my colon is causing gassy wet farts that truly stink awful. I feel bad for people around my flatulence.
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My bowels are letting out a lot of Bronx cheers. The gas is excessive, stinky, and smelly. Yet changing my diet to more fruits and vegetables, it’s the colons way of recalibration from junk foods.
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Real Fatso Freddie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Having two footling Subway subs for lunch. Take > that bowels That might create a 2 foot long crap. I worry for your bowels as that’s a lot to handle all at once.
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Hurting this morning. Think my bowels experienced a bag of nails. Really hurt on the toilet and afterwards. Not sure what caused this, but would like for our experienced people to weigh in.
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At my work desk, the fumes from my bowels are obnoxious. I feel sad that my colleagues have to deal with this. Hoping a clearing out in 10 minutes or so will decrease the problem.
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Pepto or coal should diminish this. Sorry about your bowels pal.
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Going to do a million man March. Even with colons dragging on the streets behind us.
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Gentlemen lend me your bowels!
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My bowels are on a bad setting. Sometimes I wonder will they make it after dropping a monster. IBS is challenging.
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Ate waffles from the toaster but I believe the toaster oven fell from my colon.
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Fuck you asshole.
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Grow up... Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > up lil early Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > boring worse than B0 > > > > > > blocker, you know what to do > > >
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up lil early Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > boring worse than B0 > > blocker, you know what to do > > thnx What a ego you have. Excuse me, I was appointed by Brown Onion for this. If you don’t like that bring it up with him, or just shut up and fall in line. It’s what mature adults do. How are your bowels buddy?
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How dare you block myself as the leader of bowel discussions here. Keep it up and face severe consequences!
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Bloating is caused by irritated bowels. My bowels lately haven’t been cooperating. Despite good healthy foods they continue to be a nuisance.
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Forum Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ham, at least Brown Onion, pardon the pun had an > occasional medical or humorous “nugget,” you > have nothing to offer here. Looks like he denied you on his new forum, but as his hand picked selected leader, you can grumble all you want as I’ll deny any motions or complaints of yours. This is my forum now, an
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A terrible mistake. A human error. McDonald’s big breakfast is the worst thing for ones colon.
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I just took a dump that looked like Joe Biden. Corn Pop. A Boulder sized of lies.
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It’s good to be back at the movies. Yet the butter popcorn. It is causing maximum pain. My bowels scream and it’s due to this buttery mess.
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Old Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Bowel Busting Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Don’t eat a large pizza with chocolate ice > > > cream! > > > > > > C
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Bowel Busting Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don’t eat a large pizza with chocolate ice > cream! Consider your internal plumbing! That is going to be painful. If you have any pain relievers, get ready. Recommend a bag of ice.
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I’m tired of liars like the Rusty loser. Brown Onion has his own forum and I was appointed to this position. Im your bowels leader now whether you like it or not. Your only appeal is none. Get over yourselves and your egos!
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Stop this please! Unless you want to unload a grand piano. Good God why?
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I eat a head of lettuce. Then it becomes 3 times it’s size as it rolls through to my bowels. Food is a lot like making a snowman. You start with a little snowball roll it and make it big. Even eating healthy as I did left to straining and crying as the tears down my cheeks and tears of cheeks really hurt.
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Dr Feelgood Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Unless your lactose intolerant then the cause of > bowel issues related to ice cream is often a lack > of hydration. Keep your water intake up (no sodas) > and you'll likely never have the issue again. Chocolate is the worst. For some reason strawberry and vanilla doesn’t hurt. Then again who knows maybe if
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It’s my fault. I ate ice cream. Now to pay the penalty. I hope those who can eat it enjoy this opportunity. Today will be painful. Can’t lie. Still curious if any of my plumbing will work after this.
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Can all of us pray for the pontiffs bowels? His colon has been helped. It’s my hope that his holiness’s bowels are good to go.
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I feel as if the 4th of July is happening. My bowels are mortar fireworks.
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Some guys get a fox, kitten, or small dog. My bowels a porcupine and it really hurts.
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