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The Popes colon
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: July 05, 2021 07:03AM

Can all of us pray for the pontiffs bowels? His colon has been helped. It’s my hope that his holiness’s bowels are good to go.

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: DollyP ()
Date: July 05, 2021 07:31AM

Jolene… Jolene…

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: Holy See ()
Date: July 05, 2021 08:06AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Can all of us pray for the pontiffs bowels? His
> colon has been helped. It’s my hope that his
> holiness’s bowels are good to go.

Guess invisible friend didn’t step in.

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: July 05, 2021 08:31AM

Denegerate loser. Who cares or discusses the colon of the pope? You have problems.

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: BO Fan! ()
Date: July 05, 2021 09:48AM

Wish BO would return as you’re no fun.

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: July 05, 2021 09:52AM

Spent 4 hours on the groan throne last night. Fasting today, give my bowels a rest.

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Re: The Popes colon
Date: July 05, 2021 10:06AM

remember folks...humans are not carnivores or omnivores....if you think so, enjoy being sick

we are frugavores

and no...om not recommending anyone go straight frum their bullshit ass diet to a strict frugavore diet...that would be brave and foolish....

its all about the slow transition....

you don't have to stop eating any type of food

with any luck you will feel the difference in your bowels between fruit and that regular forth of july food you normally eat

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: Henry Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: July 05, 2021 10:53AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Can all of us pray for the pontiffs bowels? His
> colon has been helped. It’s my hope that his
> holiness’s bowels are good to go.


There is only one reason you are interested in the pope's poop.
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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: Boiled Onion. ()
Date: July 05, 2021 11:33AM

Ate deviled eggs. All kinds of cheese. Take that bowels.

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: Ice cream fan ()
Date: July 05, 2021 12:08PM

I ate at brusters and am wondering what to expect.

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: Fudgie the Whale ()
Date: July 05, 2021 12:35PM

Ice cream fan Wrote:
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> I ate at brusters and am wondering what to expect.


Splat in the pants

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: Pope Poop ()
Date: July 05, 2021 02:34PM

When the pope shits, is it considered holy?

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: Rusty Craplace. ()
Date: July 05, 2021 02:54PM

Pope Poop Wrote:
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> When the pope shits, is it considered holy?


If my neighbor Brown onion has taught us anything, it is all poop is Holy!

Haven't you heard the expression "Holy Shit".

Kids today know nothing about waste not, want not.

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Re: The Popes colon
Posted by: Brown Points ()
Date: July 05, 2021 06:14PM

Rusty Craplace. Wrote:
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> Pope Poop Wrote:
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> > When the pope shits, is it considered holy?
>
>
> If my neighbor Brown onion has taught us anything,
> it is all poop is Holy!
>
> Haven't you heard the expression "Holy Shit".
>
> Kids today know nothing about waste not, want not.


Brown points for excellent!

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