Back at my cubicle, yet my coworkers don’t understand my soft heightened pillows. These have coils in them, to minimize cramping and other pains after being on the toilet so long. They are blessed.
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Elephant Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We miss you Mr. Brown Onion. This guy Hambeast > Onion, is trying to fill your shoes, but he > doesn’t quite make it. And he’s a democrat, > which is disturbing. Don’t like my politics. Too bad. Appointed to this position by Brown Onion. I expect respect, as this is my show now.
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Been sitting on the toilet all day. I know piles are in the forecast. Damn it!
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Let’s get the sitz bath ready. A lot of work with the Preparation H too, and know that despite the pain, I hope to make it manageable.
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As the leader of the bowel awareness movement, it has been awhile since I did a bowels check. How are yours today doing?
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I think the pancakes and eggs in retrospect, were a bad idea. My bowels will probably pay the price for my decision making. It’s Sunday and retire in two years thankfully.
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Again question my leadership. Brown Onion has his own forum now, and this is now mine as duly appointed by him. We can talk about bowels, please feel free to discuss your bowels or other health concerns. We live inside the beltway so political bowel discussions are to be expected. That’s how it is here.
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the real General Mahdi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "What’s wrong with you? Got our President > confused with the King of Pedophilia Michael > Jackson?" > > not at all Hambeast...biden is the king of the > pedophiles...seriously...you really rocks with > this traitor biden? We still Love you even if you > do....but damn Hambest? fuk i
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the real General Mahdi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > do you seriously like the pedophile king biden? What’s wrong with you? Got our President confused with the King of Pedophilia Michael Jackson?
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I’m 100% he took a crap while cameras were on him and Boris Johnson. He should be honest with Americans about this, and people with IBS would empathize.
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I like President Biden. He’s the most honest president we’ve had in years. Yet yesterday’s obvious bowel failure with Boris Johnson, I hope President Biden will openly discuss his bowel woes. Think of how much, a President could help those of us with this health issue. It would decrease the stigma.
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My bowels sound like Tom Carvels voice. Get your cookie puss or Fudgie the Whale! Arghhhgggg
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I think I just unloaded a Sega Genesis from my colon. Should Sonic the Brownhog get an assist?
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My bowels are irritated. I am too. This is a free speech zone. Our bowels will be discussed or I’ll see to it that you’re kicked off of this site!
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Psyllium Husks and hoping for the best, as yesterday my bowels had trouble moving.
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5am guy. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 5am guy says hi! A little late in the day are we?
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Bet they are in bad shape. Mine fell apart this morning but for different reasons.
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I think the Taliban might be in my colon. My bowels hurt and are very uncomfortable.
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I’d like to see more people moving after breakfast. I truly believe best for bowels.
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Brown Onion, thank you for appointing and believing in my leadership skills. He was correct about the blocking of our freedom of speech, and harassment of people with bowel problems, here and elsewhere. It’s a shame those of us with bowel problems are treated so rudely.
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the real General Mahdi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > its infinitely less disgusting than forcing masks > on children when NOBODY 19 or younger has died > frum covid in fairfax, arlington, alexandria, > prince william, loudon and a whole shit load of > other health districts > > its infinitely less digusting than giving a child > the very
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Olive Oil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone else here shower and crap same time? It’s > a one stop process, or if you value time brush > your teeth same time as these other activities. That’s gross and unsanitary. Definitely not something I can recommend or speak positively of.
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They are your bowels and your decision. Agreed. Yet when your colon is a giant mess, you’re responsible for it.
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I see Brown Onion’s rejects that didn’t make it to his new forum are stirring shit up. Fall into line and let’s discuss bowels, food tips, or anything to support each of us whose bowels have let them down. This is a place to be helpful and respectful. Enough!
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I humbly accept Brown Onion’s nomination of me, and will carry out my duties to those with bowel problems. I understand and swear to the toilet and all else, that my loyalty will be with you.
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Fuck you Brown Onion. You appointed me, that’s right me to lead the bowel discussions here. Go back to your site old man. And for the imposter, stop copying my name.
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Where’s oil change? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where’s the oil change guy? Is he on your new > thing? Red Onion is on the new forum, doing good. His bowels still betray him, but a far more sophisticated audience and far more supportive.
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You should use breakfast as your starting point. This can help or hurt your bowels.
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Hostility. How polite of you all. Not pleasant.
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Has anyone drank Vaseline to see if it lubricates the bowels?
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