I wish foods would digest a bit more easily for what’s left of my bowels.
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Real Fatso Freddie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Had 22 pancakes, 14 egg omelette and 19 bacon > strips at 8am, been on the John since 9am spewing > out huge brown cinder blocks. That’s a lot and hope you make it through this painful process!
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Hambeast Onion talks about poo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I ate a turkey sandwich, with veggies, but was > > given a rude awakening this morning. I hope my > > subordinates are doing ok. > > Many people do think of you as the shit king of &
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I ate a turkey sandwich, with veggies, but was given a rude awakening this morning. I hope my subordinates are doing ok.
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Hambeast Onion talks about poo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > > Now let’s discuss what matters, our health > > concerns and please stay on track or I’ll > have > > to either censure or ban you. > > You don't have the power to
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Follower 25 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Aramar Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Shut your mouths. If we want to talk about > our > > > health problems, find someone else t
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Aramar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shut your mouths. If we want to talk about our > health problems, find someone else to make fun of. Just like civil rights against racism, we have more miles to go in our crouched walk for justice. Our stomach pains, time away from our family and friends, while on toilets and so much more. We shall overcome. We shall
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Think of your colon. It’s already four pounds and deals with enough shit.
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Dropped another big one. Could see remnants of pepperoni.
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Do not eat an entire Carvel cake. Try to at least only eat half. I have never seen my internal plumbing product something so large and painful. This was my error. Please don’t make the same mistake.
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As Brown Onion’s successor, he was correct about dairy foods. I walked away from an abysmal experience on the toilet, and I think my colon almost fell out.
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Hambeast Onion talks about poo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Aramark Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Hambeast Onion talks about poo Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > > > > > > ---------------
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Since taking over the mantle of leadership from Brown Onion, I am seeing a pattern. The locking of threads, and disrespect for leaders nowadays. Let’s step past petty arguments, and focus on supporting those with IBS.
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the real General Mahdi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > humans are frugavores by nature...its the cleanest > burning food for our physiology > > if you want to heal your bowels start > transitioning towards fruitarianism > > and om talking about a 10, 20 or even 30 year > transition.... > > no need to rush things unless you are term
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Does Mexico City’s Craigslist offer replacement bowels, that are on ice in a bathtub? If so I’d like to pay however many pesos necessary for a new and improved set. This has not been a good day.
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So much for the doctor’s recipe. Raisin Bran, grapefruit, and green tea with orange juice created a logjam. I do not understand why these medical folks are from another century. How much must my bowels hurt?
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Let’s get back and stay on topic. You’ve entered my area. That’s why we will discuss bowels and issues thereof. Let’s stay focused.
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For once maybe bowels will be acceptable here, as this troll with the Biden is a shit eating maggot is not invited into the bowel crowd.
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My visit to the medical office, as usual unpleasant. I walked out sore and tired, due to so much blood for blood work. It’s never a pleasure, always a pain. My doctor as usual, was aggressive and domineering. Just no people skills.
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You have no shame. Nor do you have anyone’s respect.
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Opinions are like assholes. Every ones got them. You harassed Brown Onion, myself, and countless other human beings with IBS. Do you do the same to people with migraine headaches, fibromyalgia, or leukemia?
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Aramark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No doubt about it Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Aramark Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Like it or not HO is writing about something > > that > > > affects millions of pe
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Keep telling yourself that Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I fap to your pain Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > > > > > > > I need to squeeze
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Keep telling yourself that Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I fap to your pain Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > > > > > > > I need to squeeze
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I fap to your pain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Real Fatso Freddie Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > > > > > > --------------------------------
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Real Fatso Freddie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hambeast Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Real Fatso Freddie Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Midnight snack of 4 Red Baron pizzas, 12 bags > > of > > > Doritos, 4
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Real Fatso Freddie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Midnight snack of 4 Red Baron pizzas, 12 bags of > Doritos, 4 Dr Pepper super big gulps. Take that > bowels. What’s left of your bowels after this? That’s a interesting combination.
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Crunchy Diet Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fiber, fiber, fiber… That’s the mantra. From everyone. The doctor. The nurse. The custodian. It gets old. It’s not necessarily true.
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Hi, thank you for the warm welcome. We are bound to discuss bowels. Brown Onion made me the official leader here, like it or not. With time those with passive aggressive attitudes will appreciate my work and help. Earlier a thread was blocked by Brown Onion’s nemesis. That will continue. I have no doubt but those of us with IBS will carry on.
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