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Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: July 18, 2021 11:38PM

A terrible mistake. A human error.

McDonald’s big breakfast is the worst thing for ones colon.

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Bad Bowls ()
Date: July 19, 2021 12:22AM

Bad bowls.

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: July 19, 2021 12:42AM

Midnight snack = 13 Bags of Doritos 12 pack of Pepsi. Take that bowels.

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion. ()
Date: July 19, 2021 09:38AM

Pancakes, hashbrown’s, bacon. Take that bowels.

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Poopy Fartz. ()
Date: July 19, 2021 11:29AM

Poopy Fartz misses the onions. Poopy Fartz misses 5am guy. Poopy Fartz can't wait to try Popeye's new chicken nuggets.

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Brunch Man ()
Date: July 19, 2021 03:21PM

I miss Old Country Buffet. Used to enjoy digesting that food. Usually 15 plates worth.

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Molly Hatchet ()
Date: July 20, 2021 04:02AM

Read the scriptures. Gluttony people!

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: July 20, 2021 04:31AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy and chicken frying woman are on vacation at the beach. 5am guy and chicken frying woman have been at the beach since Saturday. 5am guy has been eating some not so bowel friendly foods, things like pork ribs and flan. There is a restaurant nearby that makes good flan and 5am guy has been eating it every day. 5am guy sends out best wishes to all the BiB's!

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Forum Onion ()
Date: July 20, 2021 03:08PM

Ham, at least Brown Onion, pardon the pun had an occasional medical or humorous “nugget,” you have nothing to offer here.

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: July 20, 2021 03:49PM

Forum Onion Wrote:
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> Ham, at least Brown Onion, pardon the pun had an
> occasional medical or humorous “nugget,” you
> have nothing to offer here.


Looks like he denied you on his new forum, but as his hand picked selected leader, you can grumble all you want as I’ll deny any motions or complaints of yours. This is my forum now, and don’t you even think of challenging my authority.

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: B. O. ()
Date: July 20, 2021 05:07PM

My rear end just literally squeezed out a thousand broken CD covers.

More later, as this hurts.

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Bo Fan! ()
Date: July 20, 2021 06:08PM

B. O. Wrote:
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> My rear end just literally squeezed out a thousand
> broken CD covers.
>
> More later, as this hurts.


Imposter.

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Re: Clenched Down Bowels
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: July 21, 2021 12:03PM

Jersey Mikes giant sub today with bacon. This should help.

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