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Shit out a toaster damn bowels
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: July 25, 2021 12:36PM

Ate waffles from the toaster but I believe the toaster oven fell from my colon.

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Re: Shit out a toaster damn bowels
Posted by: BO Fan! ()
Date: July 25, 2021 12:55PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Ate waffles from the toaster but I believe the
> toaster oven fell from my colon.


BO was so much better than you. You’re a imposter and a bad one.

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Re: Shit out a toaster damn bowels
Posted by: Hambeast Onion-King of Shit! ()
Date: July 25, 2021 02:16PM

BO Fan! Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Ate waffles from the toaster but I believe the
> > toaster oven fell from my colon.
>
>
> BO was so much better than you. You’re a
> imposter and a bad one.


Brown Onion is no longer here and this guy is pretty needy.

If being "The King of Shit" is really that important to him-he can have it.
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Re: Shit out a toaster damn bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace. ()
Date: July 25, 2021 06:10PM

BO Fan! Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ate waffles from the toaster but I believe the
> > toaster oven fell from my colon.
>
>
> BO was so much better than you. You’re a
> imposter and a bad one.

Hambeast Onion is Brown Onion.

After his stroke, it was touch and go there for a while.

The good news is the neighborhood drag queen Jo-Jo is coming over tonight.
He will be doing his best imitation. He does a feisty Rita Moreno with includes a sultry version of "a boy like that" from "West Side Story" which earned Moreno an oscar. My neighbor loves it so. Jo-Jo knows that having shit thrown at him is a sign of endearment.

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Re: Shit out a toaster damn bowels
Posted by: What a snoozefest ()
Date: July 26, 2021 12:36PM

Is this really the type of thread the Bowel Buddies fight so hard to keep from being blocked?

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Re: Shit out a toaster damn bowels
Posted by: Furniture Stores Hate Us Onion ()
Date: July 26, 2021 12:42PM

Tennessee Tea Stains Thursday Tysons II Galleria Meetup at Starbucks. White linen slacks preferred and I have a full bolt of cheese cloth to share.

love

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Re: Shit out a toaster damn bowels
Posted by: BiBs must act ()
Date: July 26, 2021 07:47PM

There is a political prisoner in Colorado. They bend over backward for the homos but scat munchers like us nothing but hate and intolerance.



https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/colo-dad-allegedly-killed-son-diaper-feces-photos-article-1.3359403

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Re: Shit out a toaster damn bowels
Posted by: Scat Munchr in Jail ()
Date: July 26, 2021 08:06PM

BiBs must act Wrote:
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> There is a political prisoner in Colorado. They
> bend over backward for the homos but scat munchers
> like us nothing but hate and intolerance.
>
>
>
> https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/colo-dad-al
> legedly-killed-son-diaper-feces-photos-article-1.3
> 359403

These things happen.

The hate towards BIBs is quite real.

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