Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Old Onion Wrote:
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> > Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> > > Bowel Busting Wrote:
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> > > > Don’t eat a large pizza with chocolate
> ice
> > > > cream!
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> > > Consider your internal plumbing! That is
> going
> > to
> > > be painful. If you have any pain relievers,
> get
> > > ready. Recommend a bag of ice.
> >
> > …and Tony Orlando with or without Dawn to
> > serenade you on the groan throne. Midwives are
> > optional and next level.
>
> If you want to join Brown Onion’s website, go
> ahead, but this is my slot so please do not
> suggest his techniques and strategies.
>
> While soft music can be helpful, I recommend
> classical, someone such as Gershwin. Those string
> instruments are comforting to ones bowels.
Speaking of Gershwin, this is called "Rhapsody in Poo".
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