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Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: July 06, 2021 12:46PM

It’s my fault. I ate ice cream. Now to pay the penalty. I hope those who can eat it enjoy this opportunity. Today will be painful. Can’t lie. Still curious if any of my plumbing will work after this.

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Lack toes in taller ints ()
Date: July 06, 2021 12:48PM

It makes my stomach hurt too but it's so good

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Dr Feelgood ()
Date: July 06, 2021 02:34PM

Unless your lactose intolerant then the cause of bowel issues related to ice cream is often a lack of hydration. Keep your water intake up (no sodas) and you'll likely never have the issue again.

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Hambeast Onion talks about poo ()
Date: July 06, 2021 03:24PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> It’s my fault. I ate ice cream. Now to pay the
> penalty. I hope those who can eat it enjoy this
> opportunity. Today will be painful. Can’t lie.
> Still curious if any of my plumbing will work
> after this.

Have you tried Lactaid? It works and it isn't expensive.

Of course, that is if you want to actually get better.
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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: July 06, 2021 03:47PM

Dr Feelgood Wrote:
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> Unless your lactose intolerant then the cause of
> bowel issues related to ice cream is often a lack
> of hydration. Keep your water intake up (no sodas)
> and you'll likely never have the issue again.


Chocolate is the worst. For some reason strawberry and vanilla doesn’t hurt. Then again who knows maybe if I combine them all a neopolitan crap is possible.

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Don't forget... ()
Date: July 06, 2021 04:13PM

Dr Feelgood Wrote:
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> Unless your lactose intolerant then the cause of
> bowel issues related to ice cream is often a lack
> of hydration. Keep your water intake up (no sodas)
> and you'll likely never have the issue again.


Hambeast Onion/Brown Onion/Henry Onion or. whatever he is calling himself today doesn't want to get better. He likes playing the victim and complaining.

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Jo No ()
Date: July 06, 2021 05:45PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> It’s my fault. I ate ice cream. Now to pay the
> penalty. I hope those who can eat it enjoy this
> opportunity. Today will be painful. Can’t lie.
> Still curious if any of my plumbing will work
> after this.

Hello Brown Onion!

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: High Five Ghost ()
Date: July 06, 2021 05:49PM

Hi Brown Onion!!

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: BO Fan! ()
Date: July 06, 2021 08:50PM

High Five Ghost Wrote:
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> Hi Brown Onion!!
I wish. HO has nothing on the original.

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Rusty Craplace. ()
Date: July 07, 2021 12:29AM

BO Fan! Wrote:
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> High Five Ghost Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi Brown Onion!!
> I wish. HO has nothing on the original.


Sadly, it really is my neighbor, Brown Onion. He had a minor stroke and his mind hasn't completely recovered. It may never get back to 100%. The doctors told us his mental impairment was causing him to throw his feces at the nurses. He was doing that before the stroke so I don't think he is as gone as the doctors do.

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Red Onion ()
Date: July 07, 2021 12:34AM

Rusty Craplace. Wrote:
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> BO Fan! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > High Five Ghost Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi Brown Onion!!
> > I wish. HO has nothing on the original.
>
>
> Sadly, it really is my neighbor, Brown Onion. He
> had a minor stroke and his mind hasn't completely
> recovered. It may never get back to 100%. The
> doctors told us his mental impairment was causing
> him to throw his feces at the nurses. He was doing
> that before the stroke so I don't think he is as
> gone as the doctors do.


Rusty - you are a good friend and neighbor. How is Matilda holding up? And yes, BO was playing with his dirt long before the stroke.

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Sideline Spectator ()
Date: July 07, 2021 05:24AM

Oh brother…

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Re: Ice Cream Problems
Posted by: Hummer ()
Date: July 07, 2021 08:18AM

Google the term bumper.

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