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My bowels and 4th of July
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: July 03, 2021 04:08PM

I feel as if the 4th of July is happening. My bowels are mortar fireworks.

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Re: My bowels and 4th of July
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: July 03, 2021 04:17PM

Happy Independence Day holiday to all the BiBs!

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Re: My bowels and 4th of July
Posted by: Lou Stuhl ()
Date: July 03, 2021 04:21PM

Released a horrid brown wind at the library today. The likes of which I hadn’t experienced since college days of heavy drinking.

Waiting for an Uber outside and witnessed a mother holding her nose along with her crying child running out the exit. I feel terrible.

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Re: My bowels and 4th of July
Posted by: Mr. Hanky ()
Date: July 03, 2021 04:30PM

Hi-dee-Ho BiBs!

Hey Hambeast- tell us more about that sticky porcupine that didn’t want to let go of your colon.

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Re: My bowels and 4th of July
Posted by: Hambeast Onion talks about poo ()
Date: July 03, 2021 04:35PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> I feel as if the 4th of July is happening. My
> bowels are mortar fireworks.


Another thread so Hambeast Onion can complain about his poops...
Heaven forbid that he actually goes to the doctor and gets professional help.


When Hambeast Onion talks about poop, he gets poop...
Attachments:
Janet-Eat-This-Perfect-Poop-IMG-2.gif

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Re: My bowels and 4th of July
Posted by: Red Onion ()
Date: July 03, 2021 04:50PM

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get your oil changez! Got pantz down. Come on down spinning signz you get oil changez with me no one needz to knowz! An gawd bless all them onions.

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Re: My bowels and 4th of July
Posted by: Gerbil Jamming Jimmy ()
Date: July 03, 2021 04:53PM

Mr. Hanky Wrote:
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> Hi-dee-Ho BiBs!
>
> Hey Hambeast- tell us more about that sticky
> porcupine that didn’t want to let go of your
> colon.


Sounds kinky. I want to play... The biggest I have ever jammed is a small possum. Possums aren't fun at all, They play 'possum' and so they don't tickle...

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Re: My bowels and 4th of July
Posted by: Eye spy with my Brown eye ()
Date: July 03, 2021 07:43PM

Gerbil Jamming Jimmy Wrote:
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> Mr. Hanky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi-dee-Ho BiBs!
> >
> > Hey Hambeast- tell us more about that sticky
> > porcupine that didn’t want to let go of your
> > colon.
>
>
> Sounds kinky. I want to play... The biggest I
> have ever jammed is a small possum. Possums aren't
> fun at all, They play 'possum' and so they don't
> tickle...

Hambeast Onion is so much better than Brown Onion.

Hambeast talks about the small animals he shoves up his butt.

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Re: My bowels and 4th of July
Posted by: Rusty Craplace. ()
Date: July 03, 2021 08:10PM

Brown Onion did have to quit talking about his adventures with critters.
There was an annoying Peta woman who followed us home from the pet shop after we picked up some feeder mice. She kept screaming how cruel it is to throw them live to a snake. Like Brown Onion would own a snake.

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Re: My bowels and 4th of July
Posted by: Onion5 ()
Date: July 03, 2021 08:18PM

LOL!

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