86. The dumb bitch at Hair Cuttery slices the sideburns off your face cause she doesn't understand a lick of English (fluent in Engrish though).
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The bottom line is you'll have a great story to tell in a few years.
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The best part is the description of the perpetrator...between 25-40, 5'7" and 170 lbs. That narrows it down to about 75% of the people I see on a daily basis. Oh...forgot to say hispanic. That's a big part of it.
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Gravis Wrote: > are you looking to use this as a portable machine > or just pluged in all the time and used like a > normal desktop computer? Just use it at home. I should keep up with my own thread a little better.
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Perhaps I should add that I use my home computer very little. I use it for email/internet, movies and music, and that's about it.
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I'm looking at laptops. I can understand pretty much everything they tell you in the specs, but I don't read any trade magazines or anything to educate me about what's the best. For example...what's the difference between a Celeron M processor and a Core Duo? I see a difference in cache speed but I don't know what that means, nah'msayin? Any general advice would be appreciated. So far I've l
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No seriously, your UFO theories are unnecessary. They're blasting rock to lay pipe. Seems like I always have to move a mountain to lay pipe too...
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They're probably blasting rock to lay sewer line or water line.
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I wonder if the kid even wanted to play defense? Obviously it never occurred to his dad.
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Everclear (illegal in VA but not in NC or WV) is something like 195-199 proof. It actually doesn't have much taste and mixes well with everything.
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They were looking for someone.
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It's the first step in converting assholes to cyborgs.
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You guys do what you want, but they have crazy-tasty ribs, so I'm gonna keep eating there.
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You're an asshole.
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You should've had a better major, then you wouldn't have to pick between two bitch-ass companies.
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I can finally suggest a restuarant! Las Tapas in Old-Town Alexandria is the bomb. Right on King Street, I don't know wha tmore to tell you fuckin' mapquest it and go there. It's good.
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And so the action on the Wenkster starts again. I'm just waiting to see what Reston Peace thinks about her.
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Yeah, but on that show you had to put up with them calling for the hall of fame induction for anyone who scores a touchdown. And they'd always overstate the shit out of everything. "You wanna talk about a guy who..." "I'm gonna tell you about a guy who..." "We're sittin' here talking about a guy..." Incredibly annoying.
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Well that's a good way to improve the situation.
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Interesting word selection there at the end.
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I'm moving to Arlington this weekend. I'll only be about a mile east of the FX Co. line, so I'm close. I'll probably eventually move back out here but I figure Arlington's a little more kickin' for a 24-year old. Don't let the County get out of hand while I'm gone. Sorry for the pointless post.
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In the WP story they said they hired a cleaning service and Health Dept. gave the go-ahead to open the next day.
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Good but not life-changing. I love the commercials, they're hilarious. Worth a try, but it's pretty much just another beer.
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Dammit, why'd you tell him? This could've been drawn out much longer and thus been much more fun. Yeah man, I read that article and that is seriously fucked up. I can't believe someone in our area would do something like that. Let's discuss.
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Where is this Fairfax County real estate site of which you speak?
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Yeah, first battle of the Civil War was Fort Sumter, South Carolina fool.
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Yeah, for real man. That Coming Soon! sign has seriously been up for about a year, literally.
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Dude, honestly, if she's so busted why have you posted on this thing like a dozen times, every time saying the same thing? Such a level of contempt is due to someone like Paris Hilton, but this is just a stupid girl that posted some stupid pictures on a stupid website.
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List your favorite courses in the area. I just played Pleasant Valley in Chantilly today for the first time...great course. I'd never played with the GPS in the carts before, which probably was more of a distraction than anything else. Still pretty cool though. The only other course I've played up here that I'd call a favorite is Bristow Manor in PWC, I guess the name of the city is Bristow.
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Yeah, I guess that is a completely relevant thing to say 1 year + 1.5 months after the last post.
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