lol....stay the hell out of its way when its blown off.
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Awesome! Bring it on!
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I know where I'm NOT getting my car washed again.
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Charlestown is easier to get to from FFX than Dover; less traffic. Charlestown also added Texas hold'em and a few other table games this year. Leave Charlestown and hit strip clubs with toothless dancers. Leave Dover and get your teeth knocked out by local Shorebillys. My advise: Go to Atlantic City or save up and hit Vegas for a real casino experience.
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The only reason that I like the place is because when I walk in the door my Jack Black on the rocks is waiting at the bar for me with 4 oz in the glass as opposed to the 1.5oz that all the other tool sheds serve for $8. If you need to hit bathroom just piss on the floor like everyone else does. The world is our toilet....or at least Red Rocks is.
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Yea...it could dissipate, get worse or change course at any time. Trying to predict what will or won't happen in the meantime is as pointless as predicting when Jesus is coming. Sit back and enjoy the ride!
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Don't mess with hookers. Bang your accounts payable manager instead; she's free and less likely to give you HIV or a stiletto heel up side your head.
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Lurker Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >I lived in VA Beach for 5 years. For locals hurricanes were almost always party >time. But then again, just about any time in VA Beach is party time. I miss the >beach watching bikini's. Absolutely Lurker! Storm parties are the best. Our motto down there was "If you can find a reason not to party, you're not in
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Growing up in Tidewater, Virginia and being an avid backpacker and now whitewater kayaker and rock climber, I was ingrained with "Be Prepared". It's better to have and not need than to not have and need; especially in EMERGENCIES. You don't have to live in fear and go by a bunch of shit you don't need or cant affort or will never use, but it's recommended that you have at least 72 hours of food
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hospitals are a joke and a financial nightmare even with insurance. The last time I went to an emergency room was for a broken shoulder. I waited for 3 hours just to be seen by hospital staff; 8 hours of my time were wasted there that day. I won't go anymore unless it's condition critical or I know I need antibiotics for an infection. I smashed and broke my pinky whitewater kayaking last year
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I hear a rumor that if you shine a green laser at it they leave.......but then a swat team of 20 kicks your door in within 10 minutes, trashes your house and arrests you and charges you with more felonys than you can shake a stick at, ruining your life forever. Moral of the story: Don't do anything stupid; it could cause people to die.
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I think your girlfriend has found a way to make you stop snoring in the middle of the night......by squeezing a teste while you sleep. Ouch!
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Pack a picnic lunch/dinner, ride out to The Plains and enjoy the mountain scenery, a walk/hike, each other and converse about all of the fun, silly and romantic times you two have enjoyed together over the past year. On your way back into NOVA stop off at Great Meadows and watch a Polo match, then go home and BANG the heck out of each other. Fuel - $5 Picnic lunch - $15 Polo Match -
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Yea unfortunatley it was for real. It's not like i was making eyes at his woman either, but i guess he thought i was.
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Route 28 from the FFX line at Bull Run to the City of Manassas.
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Lol, because Centreville is NOVA's toilet?
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If you're not a break dancer go to the doctor. And if you are a break dancer go to the doctor.....your testicles are probably twisted.
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Ha ha! Good point...I don't even watch myself shit.
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Lol....I've had to go REEEAAALY BAAAAD before, but I at least made it into a wooded area out of the public view. That though is a trip!
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people fight over stupid stuff these days. I had a man wanting to whip my ass because I held the door open for his lady AND HIM. Forgive me for being polite, but that's the way MY PARENTS RAISED ME.
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okay I'm registered
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