Silver Eagle Group Training Facility in Ashburn. Make sure you have all Class III license and paperwork with you. You can fire anything up to a .50 BMG (650 grain or less). Anything bigger than that and you should be in Afghaniastan killing terrorists anyways.
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Oops....I started too soon.
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I've learned the hard way that it is truly a privilege to drive in the Commonwealth of Virginia so I keep it between 5 and 7 over the limit, MAX.
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ha ha....she likes old wood.
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rats actually taste pretty good. And I would love to try cat someday, but the Vietnamese have already eaten all of the strays in my neighborhood
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I hope they do privatize it. I promise I'll open the first drive thru liquor store if Fairfax.
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break a hip, they'll die soon afterwards
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yea dey banned dem dawg, but da ban didn't affect flavored ceegaa's. you can gets clove ceegaa's at any bacco store beotch. Try Total Tobacco in Greenbrier Shopping Center, Chantilly nigga!
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Just get an outdoor fireplace at Lowes that has a cage. I had one in the backyard of my SFH in Brookfield for 4 years. Just don't leave it unattended. And keep a garden hose close by and ready, especially in this dry condition we are in now. Cage or not fires can go wrong quickly. If someone burns my shit down out of ignorance, sombody is gonna get fucked up
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I have a huge hitch on the back of my truck. when I get honked at because some dick "thinks" its clear to go, I drop my shit in reverse and take out the hood and radiator on his 85k mercedes his mommy bought him.
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O2 is overrated, unless you have Emphysema or are in less than a 19.5% O2 environment. You want an energetic rush for a longer duration? Vacation and spend a little time hiking or trail running at an altitude of 9,000'+ above mean sea level for a week, then come back to NOVA and you'll feel like superman for 3 to 5 days.
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You kinda had to know what you were looking at? lol
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FIOS Rocks!
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I acknowlege everyone that I pass find that about 40% of the folks in this area reciprocate the cordial intent. The other 60% are just assholes; the same such percentage of assholes that inhabit the rest of this planet
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Don't know, but if you hear anything let me know something, because I'd love to swap mine in on a less bitchier woman. :D
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Maybe we can get the Koreans to kick the Mexicans out of Centreville. The Koreans have much more to offer the local economy.
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Shapes Salon and Day Spa in FFX Station is awesome. My favorite therapist is the very tall,beautiful and classy Sicilian girl with huge lungs. It's not an asian happy ending shop, but you'll be ready to go home and knock the bottom out of your old lady afterwards....
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The dirt bike needs to be bigger and more agressive looking.....and with a rider not fat like this officer. Athletic cop decked out in motocross protective clothing decorated in the FFX police colors would be badass. Motocop could ride through the woods beating and arresting vagrants, illegals and hoodrats.
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Going south to West Point, Virginia off of Route 30 there's "The West Point Light". Myself and friends have actually seen this with our own eyes back in the late 1980's. A pullman conductor "supposedly" got ran over by a train and at night you can see what appears to be a pullman's lantern swaying back and forth across the tracks. There is speculation that it is swamp gas aka "Will-O'-the-wisp
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Well there's the Bunnyman in Clifton, but that's been posted to death in the Centreville section of FFX Underground. Then there's the hitchhiker ghost on Walney Road. I've heard on wednesday and thursday nights between 11:30pm and 2:30am that you can see that dude.....especially on a rainy night. The hitchhiker was "supposedly" run over back in the 1940's on a rainy night.
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WTF is K2?
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Regardless of his skin color or motive, I'm sure there were a lot of white dudes standing in line to punch and kick the crap out of some dumbass
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My name is Earl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Earl is a wuss > > > And you are too. When I'm done kicking Earl's ass this weekend in my rodeo kayak......I'm coming after you.
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Homer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If all you need is a starter rope check out the > parts section at Home Depot. They probably have > those and it would much cheaper than having it > repaired. Homer is right, if its just a pill chord look the part up online and fix it yourself quick and cheap. Save those extra $$$ for a new toy.
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Earl is a wuss
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8 to 80 blind, crippled or crazy, if they can't walk he'll push their wheelchair
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Kardinal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Still...not going to hit us. > > http://icons-pe.wunderground.com/data/images/at201 > 007.gif > > As TK said yesterday on his show, NOTHING is as > much of a ratings boost for local news as BAD > WEATHER. And like everything else in local news, > they overhype it to the MAX. > > NOAA doe
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go fish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > eesh Wrote: > > Is it going to reach inner Virginia? I think it > > might touch Norfolk, that's it.> > > > > It's going to reach my inner Virginia. Lol...is that like a inner Commonwealth Self or a inner Vaginal birth defect
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It may have medicinal properties, but the point is IT'S ILLEGAL. I've had to test and FIRE employees for using it so should everyone else. Oh, and if you're going to be stupid enough to grow it in your house...DONT. Grow lights put out a pretty good heat signature on infrared camera. FFX1 can easily pick up on that and its just a matter of time before the crew puts 2 and 2 together when they
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studies have shown that men who drink heavily significantly lower their testosterone levels. I'd rather drink in moderation and die young with my manhood than be buried an old man with beer tits.
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