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Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by:
Bean
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Date: August 28, 2010 09:10AM
I actually did a double take. I was driving on Stone Road. At the corner of Stone and Battery Ridge I saw an older Asian man squatting on the grass next to the corner taking a shit!
Seriously, this dude must have just come off the boat from Vietnam or Korea. I think most people know enough about life in the US to know we don't do that here!
I'm not seeing the problem here. If you gotta go, you gotta go.
Other than the location, It's not as if he is doing something odd, it is a
natural human bodily fuction.
The only problem I see, is the fact that you were watching a man
take a shit. And you took a 'double take'.
What a sick fuck you are!
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Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> I'm not seeing the problem here. If you gotta go,
> you gotta go.
>
> Other than the location, It's not as if he is
> doing something odd, it is a
> natural human bodily fuction.
>
> The only problem I see, is the fact that you were
> watching a man
> take a shit. And you took a 'double take'.
> What a sick fuck you are!
>
>
> .
Yes, he is doing something odd. Taking a shit in Stone Road is odd.
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Bean Wrote:
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> I actually did a double take. I was driving on
> Stone Road. At the corner of Stone and Battery
> Ridge I saw an older Asian man squatting on the
> grass next to the corner taking a shit!
>
> Seriously, this dude must have just come off the
> boat from Vietnam or Korea. I think most people
> know enough about life in the US to know we don't
> do that here!
Homeless? Maybe, though I have rarely seen a homeless person of Asian background. Usually homeless are white or black, hell even Hispanics know how not to be homeless.
Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by:
wah dah
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Date: August 28, 2010 03:56PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Bean Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I actually did a double take. I was driving on
> > Stone Road. At the corner of Stone and Battery
> > Ridge I saw an older Asian man squatting on the
> > grass next to the corner taking a shit!
> >
> > Seriously, this dude must have just come off
> the
> > boat from Vietnam or Korea. I think most people
> > know enough about life in the US to know we
> don't
> > do that here!
>
>
>
>
> Homeless? Maybe, though I have rarely seen a
> homeless person of Asian background. Usually
> homeless are white or black, hell even Hispanics
> know how not to be homeless.
Eesh,
That's because they've figured out how to get 30 guys in an apartment. Those trapped coleminers in Chile shouln't be too bothered by their cramped conditions.
You know Hispanics don't need to be homeless and that
the homes they inhabit are in such squalid condition, even
our American street-bums would be be appauled.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> 'IN' Stone road?
>
> Sorry , but he said @ the corner ON THE GRASS.
>
> Learn to read, oddball.
>
>
> .
You don't find it odd that he was taking a shit alongside Stone Road?
TOTALLY NATURAL Wrote:
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> HUMANS HAVE BEEN SHITTING OUTSIDE FOR THOUSANDS OF
> YEARS. JUST LIKE MOM USED TO SAY: "ANYWHERE
> OUTSIDE CAN BE USED AS A TOILET."
Humans have also been taking baths for thousands of years. That doesn't mean they should bathe alongside of Stone Road.
>"JUST LIKE MOM USED TO SAY: 'ANYWHERE
> OUTSIDE CAN BE USED AS A TOILET'."
Yup. To test this theory, all one needs to do is smell the parkinglots
anywhere you see illegal immigrants loitering for 'work'.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by:
mjcc1987
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Date: August 28, 2010 07:23PM
Sorry, just a teabagger, coming back from a kkk meeting and couldn't get home in time because his reinforced Medicare provided Rascal scooter broke down.
Speaking of meetings, how'd your NAMBLA meeting go, faggot?
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2010 07:29PM by Troll@AOL.
Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by:
trolls mom
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Date: August 28, 2010 07:45PM
Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> >"JUST LIKE MOM USED TO SAY: 'ANYWHERE
> > OUTSIDE CAN BE USED AS A TOILET'."
>
> Yup. To test this theory, all one needs to do is
> smell the parkinglots
> anywhere you see illegal immigrants loitering for
> 'work'.
>
>
> .
Probally was your filthy, dirty ass, hooker of a mother on the side of the road taking a dump. I see her all over centreville and centreville is all in her. I can see how someone would mistake your mom for a asain man
Can you translate that from Retard-to-English please?
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Thanks for clearing that up Rev. "S", you're a Great American!
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by:
itsweird
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Date: August 28, 2010 11:16PM
Asians are weird. I saw this asian mom have her child squat down in front of the door at Kohls and told the child to go ahead and pee. So the kid does and pee is flowing down the walkway at the entrance. I walk up and start yelling at the mom that there's a f****ing bathroom right inside the door, and she should take her kid into the bathroom to pee. Then I go in walk up to the asian manager and start saying in a loud voice that some woman is letting her child pee in front of his store. He just looks at me with this blank stare.
Your sooooooo smrt, you moranic asshole eating fagot.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by:
Troll@AOL's boss
()
Date: August 29, 2010 01:45PM
Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Oooh good one, GAYlander!
>
> Thanks for the spelchek.
>
> Your sooooooo smrt, you moranic asshole eating
> fagot.
>
>
>
> Hey you little girl, you are the one who likes to come on this website and call everyone out for misspellings, and grammer. Now when you mess up, poor little girl can't handle it. Sissy.
I think I have pointed out mispellings like twice (2x) the
whole time I have known about this site, but I wouldn't do so
without thoroughly pummeling the other guys point.
Plus, your feeble attempt at putting the focus on
grammer and typos, just drives home my point and illustrates
the fact that YOU HAVE NO POINT and are YOU are NOT RELEVANT.
But thanks for pointing that out to us!
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by:
newgatedenizen
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Date: August 29, 2010 07:17PM
First of all, I doubt whether the individual in question was really taking a dump. Things aren't always as they appear.
Secondly, if he was it might have been some bizarre form of political protest. Our esteemed supervisor Michael Frey lives on Battery Ridge...
Thirdly, I don't understand this cavalier attitude against basic sanitation. There is a reason 3rd world countries suffer from innumerable diseases not commonly found in the US. Exposing others to potentially dangerous fecal-borne diseases is not cool.
Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by:
sumguy
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Date: September 01, 2010 04:36PM
A little off topic but I was driving in fx city and saw this fat old lady walk up to the bus stop turn around ass to the traffic pull up her dress and pull down her panties take them off and put them in her bag. I almost wrecked my car.