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Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Bean ()
Date: August 28, 2010 09:10AM

I actually did a double take. I was driving on Stone Road. At the corner of Stone and Battery Ridge I saw an older Asian man squatting on the grass next to the corner taking a shit!

Seriously, this dude must have just come off the boat from Vietnam or Korea. I think most people know enough about life in the US to know we don't do that here!

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: August 28, 2010 09:33AM

Lol....I've had to go REEEAAALY BAAAAD before, but I at least made it into a wooded area out of the public view. That though is a trip!

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 28, 2010 09:35AM

I'm not seeing the problem here. If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Other than the location, It's not as if he is doing something odd, it is a
natural human bodily fuction.

The only problem I see, is the fact that you were watching a man
take a shit. And you took a 'double take'.
What a sick fuck you are!


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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: August 28, 2010 09:40AM

Ha ha! Good point...I don't even watch myself shit.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Virginia Runion ()
Date: August 28, 2010 09:41AM

That's what makes Centreville one of the 30 best places to live!

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: August 28, 2010 09:53AM

Lol, because Centreville is NOVA's toilet?

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: General Lee ()
Date: August 28, 2010 10:13AM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> I'm not seeing the problem here. If you gotta go,
> you gotta go.
>
> Other than the location, It's not as if he is
> doing something odd, it is a
> natural human bodily fuction.
>
> The only problem I see, is the fact that you were
> watching a man
> take a shit. And you took a 'double take'.
> What a sick fuck you are!
>
>
> .


Yes, he is doing something odd. Taking a shit in Stone Road is odd.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 28, 2010 10:36AM

'IN' Stone road?

Sorry , but he said @ the corner ON THE GRASS.

Learn to read, oddball.


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
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- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: August 28, 2010 10:49AM

It never occured to you to offer him some toilet paper?

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: priapus ()
Date: August 28, 2010 10:54AM

I wonder how the blind know their asses are clean enough after wiping

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Peroni ()
Date: August 28, 2010 10:55AM

I always felt Centreville was shitty but this just confirms it.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Jefferson Davis ()
Date: August 28, 2010 02:39PM

I find nothing wrong with this sort of behavior......I do this quite often...especially when i am knock down drunk

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:46PM

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:50PM

Bean Wrote:
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> I actually did a double take. I was driving on
> Stone Road. At the corner of Stone and Battery
> Ridge I saw an older Asian man squatting on the
> grass next to the corner taking a shit!
>
> Seriously, this dude must have just come off the
> boat from Vietnam or Korea. I think most people
> know enough about life in the US to know we don't
> do that here!





Homeless? Maybe, though I have rarely seen a homeless person of Asian background. Usually homeless are white or black, hell even Hispanics know how not to be homeless.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: wah dah ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:56PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Bean Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I actually did a double take. I was driving on
> > Stone Road. At the corner of Stone and Battery
> > Ridge I saw an older Asian man squatting on the
> > grass next to the corner taking a shit!
> >
> > Seriously, this dude must have just come off
> the
> > boat from Vietnam or Korea. I think most people
> > know enough about life in the US to know we
> don't
> > do that here!
>
>
>
>
> Homeless? Maybe, though I have rarely seen a
> homeless person of Asian background. Usually
> homeless are white or black, hell even Hispanics
> know how not to be homeless.


Eesh,

That's because they've figured out how to get 30 guys in an apartment. Those trapped coleminers in Chile shouln't be too bothered by their cramped conditions.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: perhaps was it gornadi ()
Date: August 28, 2010 04:08PM

anyone remember gornadi's nationality?

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 28, 2010 05:09PM

eesh, you silly goose.

You know Hispanics don't need to be homeless and that
the homes they inhabit are in such squalid condition, even
our American street-bums would be be appauled.


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: General Lee ()
Date: August 28, 2010 06:03PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> 'IN' Stone road?
>
> Sorry , but he said @ the corner ON THE GRASS.
>
> Learn to read, oddball.
>
>
> .

You don't find it odd that he was taking a shit alongside Stone Road?

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: August 28, 2010 06:06PM

I'll move farther into the woods next time.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: TOTALLY NATURAL ()
Date: August 28, 2010 06:41PM

HUMANS HAVE BEEN SHITTING OUTSIDE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. JUST LIKE MOM USED TO SAY: "ANYWHERE OUTSIDE CAN BE USED AS A TOILET."

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: General Lee ()
Date: August 28, 2010 07:04PM

TOTALLY NATURAL Wrote:
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> HUMANS HAVE BEEN SHITTING OUTSIDE FOR THOUSANDS OF
> YEARS. JUST LIKE MOM USED TO SAY: "ANYWHERE
> OUTSIDE CAN BE USED AS A TOILET."


Humans have also been taking baths for thousands of years. That doesn't mean they should bathe alongside of Stone Road.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: momo ()
Date: August 28, 2010 07:10PM

Centreville should get some signs.
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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 28, 2010 07:21PM

>"JUST LIKE MOM USED TO SAY: 'ANYWHERE
> OUTSIDE CAN BE USED AS A TOILET'."

Yup. To test this theory, all one needs to do is smell the parkinglots
anywhere you see illegal immigrants loitering for 'work'.


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: mjcc1987 ()
Date: August 28, 2010 07:23PM

Sorry, just a teabagger, coming back from a kkk meeting and couldn't get home in time because his reinforced Medicare provided Rascal scooter broke down.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 28, 2010 07:26PM

A kkk meeting, you mean an NAACP meeting?

Speaking of meetings, how'd your NAMBLA meeting go, faggot?



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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2010 07:29PM by Troll@AOL.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: trolls mom ()
Date: August 28, 2010 07:45PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> >"JUST LIKE MOM USED TO SAY: 'ANYWHERE
> > OUTSIDE CAN BE USED AS A TOILET'."
>
> Yup. To test this theory, all one needs to do is
> smell the parkinglots
> anywhere you see illegal immigrants loitering for
> 'work'.
>
>
> .


Probally was your filthy, dirty ass, hooker of a mother on the side of the road taking a dump. I see her all over centreville and centreville is all in her. I can see how someone would mistake your mom for a asain man

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 28, 2010 08:21PM

"asain man"?

Can you translate that from Retard-to-English please?


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Rev. Sharpton ()
Date: August 28, 2010 09:01PM

Yo, Yo, Yo,you assholes!

I know this man! He was on his way to my NAACP/liberal march in D.C. and had to shit!

We posted on our website that anyone who had to shit on the way to our rally should poop in a white neighborhood.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 28, 2010 09:11PM

Thanks for clearing that up Rev. "S", you're a Great American!



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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: itsweird ()
Date: August 28, 2010 11:16PM

Asians are weird. I saw this asian mom have her child squat down in front of the door at Kohls and told the child to go ahead and pee. So the kid does and pee is flowing down the walkway at the entrance. I walk up and start yelling at the mom that there's a f****ing bathroom right inside the door, and she should take her kid into the bathroom to pee. Then I go in walk up to the asian manager and start saying in a loud voice that some woman is letting her child pee in front of his store. He just looks at me with this blank stare.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
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Date: August 29, 2010 08:37AM


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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Highlander ()
Date: August 29, 2010 10:14AM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Thanks for clearing that up Rev. "S", your a
> Great American!



Its "you're", not "your" you fucking retard.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 29, 2010 01:32PM

Oooh good one, GAYlander!

Thanks for the spelchek.

Your sooooooo smrt, you moranic asshole eating fagot.



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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Troll@AOL's boss ()
Date: August 29, 2010 01:45PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Oooh good one, GAYlander!
>
> Thanks for the spelchek.
>
> Your sooooooo smrt, you moranic asshole eating
> fagot.
>
>
>
> Hey you little girl, you are the one who likes to come on this website and call everyone out for misspellings, and grammer. Now when you mess up, poor little girl can't handle it. Sissy.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 29, 2010 02:41PM

Oops wrong person.

I think I have pointed out mispellings like twice (2x) the
whole time I have known about this site, but I wouldn't do so
without thoroughly pummeling the other guys point.

Plus, your feeble attempt at putting the focus on
grammer and typos, just drives home my point and illustrates
the fact that YOU HAVE NO POINT and are YOU are NOT RELEVANT.

But thanks for pointing that out to us!


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: August 29, 2010 06:43PM

He should have been fragged with willy pete.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: newgatedenizen ()
Date: August 29, 2010 07:17PM

First of all, I doubt whether the individual in question was really taking a dump. Things aren't always as they appear.

Secondly, if he was it might have been some bizarre form of political protest. Our esteemed supervisor Michael Frey lives on Battery Ridge...

Thirdly, I don't understand this cavalier attitude against basic sanitation. There is a reason 3rd world countries suffer from innumerable diseases not commonly found in the US. Exposing others to potentially dangerous fecal-borne diseases is not cool.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: September 01, 2010 04:36PM

A little off topic but I was driving in fx city and saw this fat old lady walk up to the bus stop turn around ass to the traffic pull up her dress and pull down her panties take them off and put them in her bag. I almost wrecked my car.

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Re: Man squatting on corner in Centreville taking a crap
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: September 02, 2010 12:08AM

That's disgusting.

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