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need some advice
Posted by: rob on the scanner ()
Date: August 28, 2010 02:45AM

All the suddenly one testicle is 40 % bigger than the other one.. shit, my old lady is

Fricking out. I was laying on her side?
Any chance the circulation was cut?
Im seriour guys.

Thanks

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: August 28, 2010 09:45AM

If you're not a break dancer go to the doctor. And if you are a break dancer go to the doctor.....your testicles are probably twisted.

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 28, 2010 09:50AM

Maybe it's BALL CANCER!


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Re: need some advice
Posted by: Dying to know ()
Date: August 28, 2010 11:19AM

So...update?

did it go back to it's normal size??

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: robonscanner1 ()
Date: August 28, 2010 11:29AM

No.
I would call it stable f/u condition. Literature says if they are twisted they would hurt. It does not hurt at all. Its just fricking scary.
I don't want to be a one ball dude. I thought I may have been cut the circulation by my girl leg been on it. I have even sat on my balls before. Never even heard of it. Now that im searching, I see all this bad news. I may have water, blood, tumor.
Whats the best ball doctor to go to?
I was thinking the EM at FX hospital. I'll be like Mr Bean waiting on triage pointing at my balls. That will definitely require pictures to be posted.


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Re: need some advice
Posted by: Definitely Dude ()
Date: August 28, 2010 11:34AM

Yes, update pics will be in order

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: August 28, 2010 02:34PM

I think your girlfriend has found a way to make you stop snoring in the middle of the night......by squeezing a teste while you sleep. Ouch!

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: Concerned for U ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:14PM

Seriously...I think if it hasn't gone back to it's original size by now you
should go to the emergency room.I know that sounds scary, but where else can you
go on a saturday night?

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: robonscanner1 ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:19PM

Update. Same size. No pain.

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: Concerned for U ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:36PM

Ya mean it's still 40% than the other ball?

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: Concerned for U ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:37PM

40% SMALLER than the other ball?

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:51PM

I hope you get banned for this thread. I'm REALLY tired of your stupid posts on what you heard on the scanner. Seriously, who the fuck listens to a scanner all day?

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: a friend ()
Date: August 28, 2010 04:19PM

Leave him alone eesh.
I think a lot of people listen to a scanner all day.
Just like FFXU people checking the site all day.
You know you do that Eesh.
I do too by the way. The site was down this afternoon for like an hour and I felt lost.

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: itscalled ()
Date: August 28, 2010 04:29PM

it's called "elephantitis of the nuts", do a search for Johnny Dangerously and watch video...you should be okay
Attachments:
johnny d.jpg

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 28, 2010 04:53PM

a friend Wrote:
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> Leave him alone eesh.
> I think a lot of people listen to a scanner all
> day.
> Just like FFXU people checking the site all day.
> You know you do that Eesh.
> I do too by the way. The site was down this
> afternoon for like an hour and I felt lost.





I also don't write about nutsack deformities in the main forum.


And....a lot of people DON'T listen to the scanner all day.

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: balls-big ()
Date: August 28, 2010 05:00PM

Go to the Doctor you idiot!!!

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Re: need some advice
Posted by: Wanna fight?? ()
Date: August 28, 2010 05:01PM

eesh Wrote:
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> a friend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Leave him alone eesh.
> > I think a lot of people listen to a scanner all
> > day.
> > Just like FFXU people checking the site all
> day.
> > You know you do that Eesh.
> > I do too by the way. The site was down this
> > afternoon for like an hour and I felt lost.
>
>
>
>
>
> I also don't write about nutsack deformities in
> the main forum.
>
> But you often write about "anal"...don't you?!
And you have posted discusting pics from the internet
of men doing "what not" to each other.

Haven't you?!

> And....a lot of people DON'T listen to the scanner
> all day.

I beg to fucking differ!

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