All the suddenly one testicle is 40 % bigger than the other one.. shit, my old lady is

Fricking out. I was laying on her side?
Any chance the circulation was cut?
Im seriour guys.

Thanks

If you're not a break dancer go to the doctor. And if you are a break dancer go to the doctor.....your testicles are probably twisted.

Maybe it's BALL CANCER!


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So...update?

did it go back to it's normal size??

No.
I would call it stable f/u condition. Literature says if they are twisted they would hurt. It does not hurt at all. Its just fricking scary.
I don't want to be a one ball dude. I thought I may have been cut the circulation by my girl leg been on it. I have even sat on my balls before. Never even heard of it. Now that im searching, I see all this bad news. I may have water, blood, tumor.
Whats the best ball doctor to go to?
I was thinking the EM at FX hospital. I'll be like Mr Bean waiting on triage pointing at my balls. That will definitely require pictures to be posted.

Yes, update pics will be in order

I think your girlfriend has found a way to make you stop snoring in the middle of the night......by squeezing a teste while you sleep. Ouch!

Seriously...I think if it hasn't gone back to it's original size by now you
should go to the emergency room.I know that sounds scary, but where else can you
go on a saturday night?

Update. Same size. No pain.

Ya mean it's still 40% than the other ball?

40% SMALLER than the other ball?

I hope you get banned for this thread. I'm REALLY tired of your stupid posts on what you heard on the scanner. Seriously, who the fuck listens to a scanner all day?

Leave him alone eesh.
I think a lot of people listen to a scanner all day.
Just like FFXU people checking the site all day.
You know you do that Eesh.
I do too by the way. The site was down this afternoon for like an hour and I felt lost.

it's called "elephantitis of the nuts", do a search for Johnny Dangerously and watch video...you should be okay
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> Leave him alone eesh.
> I think a lot of people listen to a scanner all
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> Just like FFXU people checking the site all day.
> You know you do that Eesh.
> I do too by the way. The site was down this
> afternoon for like an hour and I felt lost.





I also don't write about nutsack deformities in the main forum.


And....a lot of people DON'T listen to the scanner all day.

Go to the Doctor you idiot!!!

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> > Leave him alone eesh.
> > I think a lot of people listen to a scanner all
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> > Just like FFXU people checking the site all
> day.
> > You know you do that Eesh.
> > I do too by the way. The site was down this
> > afternoon for like an hour and I felt lost.
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> But you often write about "anal"...don't you?!
And you have posted discusting pics from the internet
of men doing "what not" to each other.

Haven't you?!

> And....a lot of people DON'T listen to the scanner
> all day.

I beg to fucking differ!