i'm here for the massage
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katiesmith Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Also it's been suggested these girls might go to > Centreville so please contact the principle > there: > 703-802-5400 > > Principal: Martin Grimm > Martin.Grimm@fcps.edu "hi, is this principal grim
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how did obama facilitate a mexican military checkpoint arrest?
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my favorite part of election time is the bikini competition
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you didn't want to look up william smith?
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why would legalizing marijuana = my daughter doing heroin?
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i'd hang out with her just for the jacuzzi
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this forum is really evolving.
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lol@ cafetwin/ waldenthreenet's dislike for multiple internet identities
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i don't see anything saying he was allowed back in the u.s. - if he jumped the border illegally, how are immigration laws failing us?
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dang, when's BEH's due date? i hope this is all avoid.
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i hope everyone in this thread makes out with each other.
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i'm invisible
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the daily mail isn't really a reputable source, but if you like to think about these sorts of things, i won't stop y'all from fantasizing
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hey, doctor, i think you're in the wrong vienna...
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yes, why has no one has been Murder after 2009!
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i now wat you men
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i'm extremely glad no one has mentioned empire.
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Facts Ruin a Good Story Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sweetness Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > So I've put sugar in them. Enjoy! > > > > Back story: I had some gas cans out for the > > lawnmower that I forgot to put back in the > garage. > > Someone stole the gas, leaving the em
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it doesn't help he's wearing mom pants and an adult diaper.
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wait we can do that here? when we're drunk of course
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that last picture -- those boobles fake, right? .. (i've never seen boobs before)
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can't we all just fuck each other?
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posting on a shit-filled local forum on a saturday night = weak i'll drink to this thread though.
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dictators need suckers Wrote: > > One can only hope you are a fake - a persona > conjured up to create controversy. Otherwise, > you'd be a lowlife who supports corruption, abuse > of power, and tyranny. > > You deserve Obama..... and all the shit that comes > with a wannabe dictator. i'm pretty sure anyone that votes in an election is supporting corruption, abuse of p
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your sister finally hit puberty?
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hey, peepee pants, anyone arguing politics over the internet might want to re-examine what they're doing with their lives. keep up the childish name-calling, though.
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i'd go drive through it if i wasn't drunk right now.
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hey, man. don't be that dude
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yeah, bristow's more like a thousand ugly houses ten feet from each other
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