Bob6969 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So we are still arguing which side of evil is the > evil-est eh? No wonder shit doesn't change. x9
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yeah, dad - if you have been allowing this kid small amounts of alcohol up to this point, now's the time to cut him off til he's more responsible. i assume that's part of the plan already though put his video game system in your room now
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... you guys want to meet up somewhere safe and ride it out together? ... not that i'm scared, i mean...
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i thought you mighta been talking about this 'band' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syJCTJCFyE8 from hyundai xmas commercial, but i think i'm wrong now
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a butthole is sensitive. you're not sucking on a girl's tits for milk, then why suck them? plus, saliva makes the best bootylube
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when i didn't have tv and i wanted to watch the new breaking bad, ten minutes after the episode would end, someone would have a torrent of the whole thing, sans commercials. i'm willing to bet people do the same with boardwalk emp and dexter
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you have no choice but suicide, old man
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i had an older brother so i didn't need to find my pop's. i do remember being so young that it blew my mind grown women had 'hair down there'
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i'd say 7/10, but i doubt he'd pass for a chick in the day time.
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i guess that's this year's 'new thing' there's a few more examples http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=craisglist+pranksters+sell+school&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#client=safari&rls=en&tbs=qdr:w&sclient=psy-ab&q=craigslist+pranksters+school+for+sale&oq=craigslist+pranksters+school+for+sale&gs_l=serp.3...68428.70147.1.70652.10.10.0.0.0.6.298.1721.0j
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oh no!!!!! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Oh no, look out, fat fuck went and used the MOMMA > reference! Hamburgler's IQ=20 WEIGHT=200. Too > bad it's not the other way around. then he'd only way 20 pounds? what gives? and to the op- serves you right for going to mcdonalds
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so, what's the news here?
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http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-268.2 by driving on virginia state roads, there is implied consent " Any person, whether licensed by Virginia or not, who operates a motor vehicle upon a highway, as defined in § 46.2-100, in the Commonwealth shall be deemed thereby, as a condition of such operation, to have consented to have samples of his blood, breath, or both blood
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can't we all agree the president sucks regardless of who it is?
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BEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This thread was started by either a child, or a > nerd that FINALLY got laid. i'm betting on a woman who got dumped because she couldn't please her lover in bed, so now she anonymously attempts to attack his manhood. look, lady. some people don't want to be with you, and prefer to masturbate than to have to see your fac
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why would i want a woman's mouth on my pee-hole? what kind of sick world does op live in?
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what kind of information are y'all putting into this forum that makes you worried the gov's gonna find out? everything you post is already public, so that leaves private messages and your password.
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PIZZA IS THE BEST PIZZA and everyone who disagrees is a restless ding-dong
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that mesh brings out the rape in your eyes.
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i doubt she's 22. wear a c, and don't j all over your b's
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i laugh at anyone that cares about fashion, especially other peoples' fashion
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youre asking for money on the pw forum of ffxu?
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was this about your ex?
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wow, you must've been twelve when that came out
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boy who tipped the pizza guy 20$ Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When a beautiful and kind young woman with a heart > of gold helped a stupid and retarded young boy > with a misshapen head buy a pizza one fateful > night one year ago, she also helped him figure out > the tip, and that it is better to be generous than > stingy. This retarded, stup
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where do i send my money?
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i think it's a fake fb account. those are common. don't accept facebook friend requests from people you don't know. and stay off the internet til youre and adult, kiddo
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30 packs of genesee go for about 16 bucks if you can go in on one with a friend
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it's probably exam week at stonewall and these kids didn't have to take a certain period exam so they're let out early. other than that, great work detective.
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i'm here for the race war
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