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Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
Dick Beater
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Date: June 10, 2013 05:49AM
How embarrassing. Knowing you have to use your hand at night. You can't, possibly feel like a man.
Knowing that you have to abuse yourself, instead of having a woman's mouth to get you off.
How's that working out for you?
Knowing that you have to abuse yourself, instead of having a woman's mouth to get you off.
How's that working out for you?
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
beating beater
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Date: June 10, 2013 05:53AM
Beats child support or alimony
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
Dick Beater
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Date: June 10, 2013 06:05AM
I like how you try to justify your lack of being able to find a female. And although it does beat child support and alimony, there are such things called condoms and birth control. So that doesn't really help your case.
Hah. Hah.
Oh, and abortion, and in rare desperate cases - pulling out and cumming all over hit tits and in her mouth.
Of course, being one who beats their dick, you didn't think-to-think of those methods to prevent pregnancy.
You also didn't answer my question.
Hah. Hah.
Oh, and abortion, and in rare desperate cases - pulling out and cumming all over hit tits and in her mouth.
Of course, being one who beats their dick, you didn't think-to-think of those methods to prevent pregnancy.
You also didn't answer my question.
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
A Man's Man, A Manly Man
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Date: June 10, 2013 11:52AM
Dick Beater Wrote:
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> How embarrassing. Knowing you have to use your
> hand at night. You can't, possibly feel like a
> man.
>
> Knowing that you have to abuse yourself, instead
> of having a woman's mouth to get you off.
>
> How's that working out for you?
I am sorry that you do not love yourself enough to give yourself pleasure.
How very sad.
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> How embarrassing. Knowing you have to use your
> hand at night. You can't, possibly feel like a
> man.
>
> Knowing that you have to abuse yourself, instead
> of having a woman's mouth to get you off.
>
> How's that working out for you?
I am sorry that you do not love yourself enough to give yourself pleasure.
How very sad.
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 10, 2013 11:59AM
This thread was started by either a child, or a nerd that FINALLY got laid.
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
localboob
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Date: June 10, 2013 12:10PM
why would i want a woman's mouth on my pee-hole?
what kind of sick world does op live in?
what kind of sick world does op live in?
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
localboob
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Date: June 10, 2013 12:13PM
BEH Wrote:
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> This thread was started by either a child, or a
> nerd that FINALLY got laid.
i'm betting on a woman who got dumped because she couldn't please her lover in bed, so now she anonymously attempts to attack his manhood.
look, lady. some people don't want to be with you, and prefer to masturbate than to have to see your face.
and no, to answer your question, i never feel like a man, regardless of hand on dick
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> This thread was started by either a child, or a
> nerd that FINALLY got laid.
i'm betting on a woman who got dumped because she couldn't please her lover in bed, so now she anonymously attempts to attack his manhood.
look, lady. some people don't want to be with you, and prefer to masturbate than to have to see your face.
and no, to answer your question, i never feel like a man, regardless of hand on dick
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
Pee Wee Herbling
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Date: June 10, 2013 12:14PM
I feel like a dick when I beat my man.
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 10, 2013 12:24PM
My Brent Corrigan Edition Fleshjack does not beat my dick, it glides over my dick so smoothly and evenly.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/10/2013 12:24PM by eesh.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/10/2013 12:24PM by eesh.
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
HELL YEAH!!!!
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Date: June 10, 2013 01:17PM
beating beater Wrote:
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> Beats child support or alimony
+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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> Beats child support or alimony
+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
Oompa-Loompas
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Date: February 21, 2015 12:05AM
We got this.
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Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
meadeskelton
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Date: April 04, 2015 12:03AM
Hands free, baby
All in the mind
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Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
kedjedfgyr
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Date: April 04, 2015 12:25AM
Something the OP doesn't quite get is that guys beat off even if they are in a sexual relationship.
The sad thing is that women (being nice calling them that) seem to think that they deserve everything. I am amazed at all the fat pigs out there who think men should buy them drinks, dinner, flowers, shopping sprees, and so on just because we should appreciate them for who they are. Um, no fucking thanks. You're independent now, right? You're strong. You don't need a man. I say fucking prove it. Fund your own existence. If/when we are fucking, I will consider buying you dinner. Until that time, there are plenty of free porn sites out there and lotion is cheap. It's easier and less hassle to hang with my friends, shop for myself, pay for my own drinks and dinner...and my friends pay their own way. Bargain.
"I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave".- Charlie Sheen
The sad thing is that women (being nice calling them that) seem to think that they deserve everything. I am amazed at all the fat pigs out there who think men should buy them drinks, dinner, flowers, shopping sprees, and so on just because we should appreciate them for who they are. Um, no fucking thanks. You're independent now, right? You're strong. You don't need a man. I say fucking prove it. Fund your own existence. If/when we are fucking, I will consider buying you dinner. Until that time, there are plenty of free porn sites out there and lotion is cheap. It's easier and less hassle to hang with my friends, shop for myself, pay for my own drinks and dinner...and my friends pay their own way. Bargain.
"I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave".- Charlie Sheen
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
spankme
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Date: April 04, 2015 12:40AM
I always wait for the woman to say "i want to travel, i want to see Paris" then i know its time for the old Hump and dump!
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
3LMJj
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Date: April 04, 2015 01:54AM
unless I go lefty, yeah.
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
kedjedgyr can't get it up
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Date: April 04, 2015 03:49AM
kedjedfgyr Wrote:
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> I am amazed at all the fat pigs out
> there who think men should buy them drinks,
> dinner, flowers, shopping sprees, and so on just
> because we should appreciate them for who they
> are. Um, no fucking thanks. You're independent
> now, right? You're strong. You don't need a man. I
> say fucking prove it. Fund your own existence.
> If/when we are fucking, I will consider buying you
> dinner.
Buy your dick a hotdog with fucking mustard since that's as close as you'll ever get to a woman. But... you already know that.
When did you know you were gay?
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> I am amazed at all the fat pigs out
> there who think men should buy them drinks,
> dinner, flowers, shopping sprees, and so on just
> because we should appreciate them for who they
> are. Um, no fucking thanks. You're independent
> now, right? You're strong. You don't need a man. I
> say fucking prove it. Fund your own existence.
> If/when we are fucking, I will consider buying you
> dinner.
Buy your dick a hotdog with fucking mustard since that's as close as you'll ever get to a woman. But... you already know that.
When did you know you were gay?
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
kaylee
()
Date: April 04, 2015 05:23AM
That dude in the pic is hot
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
spanky
()
Date: April 04, 2015 06:05AM
Dick Beater Wrote:
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> How embarrassing. Knowing you have to use your
> hand at night. You can't, possibly feel like a
> man.
>
> Knowing that you have to abuse yourself, instead
> of having a man's mouth to get you off.
>
> How's that working out for you?
I got a feeling that this fellow has become blind and has hairy palms
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> How embarrassing. Knowing you have to use your
> hand at night. You can't, possibly feel like a
> man.
>
> Knowing that you have to abuse yourself, instead
> of having a man's mouth to get you off.
>
> How's that working out for you?
I got a feeling that this fellow has become blind and has hairy palms
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
Gunlover
()
Date: April 04, 2015 11:06AM
Every " REAL MAN" that post on this site has beat his dick or jack offed or whatever you call it. It you haven't you are a GoDDAM FILTHY ASS QUEER/FAGGOT.
Never Run Out of Ammo
Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People
Them or You
The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why
Never Run Out of Ammo
Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People
Them or You
The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: April 04, 2015 11:13AM
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Posted by:
nuff said
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Date: April 04, 2015 01:44PM
Dick Beater Wrote:
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> How embarrassing. Knowing you have to use your
> hand at night. You can't, possibly feel like a
> man.
>
> Knowing that you have to abuse yourself, instead
> of having a woman's mouth to get you off.
>
> How's that working out for you?
And you use a anal beads to climax?
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> How embarrassing. Knowing you have to use your
> hand at night. You can't, possibly feel like a
> man.
>
> Knowing that you have to abuse yourself, instead
> of having a woman's mouth to get you off.
>
> How's that working out for you?
And you use a anal beads to climax?
Re: Do you feel like a man when you beat your dick?
Posted by:
tddehf3rk
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Date: April 05, 2015 08:14PM
kedjedgyr can't get it up Wrote:
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> Buy your dick a hotdog with fucking mustard since
> that's as close as you'll ever get to a woman.
> But... you already know that.
>
> When did you know you were gay?
You're either a fat, man-hating bull dyke or a pussified guy. Keep buying the women drinks. I'll just fuck them for free.
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> Buy your dick a hotdog with fucking mustard since
> that's as close as you'll ever get to a woman.
> But... you already know that.
>
> When did you know you were gay?
You're either a fat, man-hating bull dyke or a pussified guy. Keep buying the women drinks. I'll just fuck them for free.