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Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: June 11, 2013 08:42PM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2013/06/11/severe-thunderstorm-risk-late-wednesday-and-thursday-for-d-c-area/

TENDENCY SHOULD BE FOR ACTIVITY TO GROW UPSCALE INTO CLUSTERS AND LINE SEGMENTS WITH POTENTIAL FOR SIGNIFICANT AND WIDESPREAD DAMAGING WIND AND LARGE HAIL AS ACTIVITY DEVELOPS EASTWARD AND SOUTHEASTWARD.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: CAPS LOCK ()
Date: June 11, 2013 08:44PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weathe
> r-gang/wp/2013/06/11/severe-thunderstorm-risk-late
> -wednesday-and-thursday-for-d-c-area/
>
> TENDENCY SHOULD BE FOR ACTIVITY TO GROW UPSCALE
> INTO CLUSTERS AND LINE SEGMENTS WITH POTENTIAL FOR
> SIGNIFICANT AND WIDESPREAD DAMAGING WIND AND LARGE
> HAIL AS ACTIVITY DEVELOPS EASTWARD AND
> SOUTHEASTWARD.


why are you yelling?

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: June 11, 2013 08:51PM

Because it's a DERECHO!!!!!!!! That's why!

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 11, 2013 08:53PM

This is gonna be fun.

/insert Michael Jackson gif

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Part deux for Stabitha? ()
Date: June 11, 2013 09:08PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weathe
> r-gang/wp/2013/06/11/severe-thunderstorm-risk-late
> -wednesday-and-thursday-for-d-c-area/
>
> TENDENCY SHOULD BE FOR ACTIVITY TO GROW UPSCALE
> INTO CLUSTERS AND LINE SEGMENTS WITH POTENTIAL FOR
> SIGNIFICANT AND WIDESPREAD DAMAGING WIND AND LARGE
> HAIL AS ACTIVITY DEVELOPS EASTWARD AND
> SOUTHEASTWARD.

Just have mommie buy a extra box of pampers for you.
You'll be okay,Stabitha.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 11, 2013 09:12PM

Climate Change you stupid fucking Republican piece of shitards fuck faces.

Don't complain when you deny science. Just be the little bitch you are and take cover.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 11, 2013 09:22PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Climate Change you stupid fucking Republican piece
> of shitards fuck faces.
>
> Don't complain when you deny science. Just be the
> little bitch you are and take cover.


What a donk

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Leftist-Gorilla ()
Date: June 11, 2013 10:20PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Climate Change you stupid fucking Republican piece
> of shitards fuck faces.
>
> Don't complain when you deny science. Just be the
> little bitch you are and take cover.

Well they would...IF they could ever get the votes. Now ain't THAT a bitch?

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: CAPS ()
Date: June 11, 2013 11:01PM

WHEN ONE TALKS ABOUT A DERICHO, YOU MUST ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: June 11, 2013 11:06PM

CAPS Wrote:
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> WHEN ONE TALKS ABOUT A DERICHO, YOU MUST ALWAYS
> TYPE IN CAPS!!!!!!!!!!

IT WOULD ALSO HELP IF YOU SPELL DERECHO CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: has to be fake ()
Date: June 11, 2013 11:17PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Climate Change you stupid fucking Republican
> piece
> > of shitards fuck faces.
> >
> > Don't complain when you deny science. Just be
> the
> > little bitch you are and take cover.
>
>
> What a donk


I don't think he's for real. It's got to be an act.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: June 11, 2013 11:21PM

... you guys want to meet up somewhere safe and ride it out together?

... not that i'm scared, i mean...

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Questioner ()
Date: June 11, 2013 11:25PM

OP, why is it so hard to believe that another Derecho might be on the way? I'm not trying to antagonize you...I just don't know shit about the weather.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: I aint buyin it ()
Date: June 11, 2013 11:32PM

Hyped up weather forecast means tomorrow will be mild and sunny.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 12, 2013 12:58PM

Fellatio is better than Derecho

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: HOLY SHOT HERE IT COMES! ()
Date: June 12, 2013 03:54PM

LOOK AT THESE READINGS! Holy crap, this storm is a monster!!!!
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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 12, 2013 04:04PM

If they couldn't predict the last one and half of them didn't know what the fuck it was. How are they experts all of a fuckin sudden on these things and the conditions and probabilities of their occurrences. Then you have to what distance, intensity and location. I think some of their own broad general predictions are showing Maryland as a cut off point if it occurs.

I am very skeptical of their knowledge as it relates to these things.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: June 12, 2013 04:24PM

HOLY SHOT HERE IT COMES! Wrote:
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> LOOK AT THESE READINGS! Holy crap, this storm is
> a monster!!!!


Enough with the charts and graphs okay?

The economy sucks and the stock market isn't going to make it all better.




Wait...



Nevermind.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 12, 2013 04:27PM

Keep rooting against the economic recovery of your own country, you sad little man.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: June 12, 2013 04:53PM

And so it begins........Chicago:

WEATHER HAZARDS EXPECTED:

NUMEROUS SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS...SOME COULD PRODUCE:

STRONG TORNADOES.
DAMAGING WINDS UP TO 80 TO 100 MPH.
ISOLATED HAIL TO THE SIZE OF BASEBALLS.
VERY HEAVY RAINFALL WHICH COULD CAUSE FLASH FLOODING

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Bob Ryan ()
Date: June 12, 2013 05:45PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> And so it begins........Chicago:
>
> WEATHER HAZARDS EXPECTED:
>
> NUMEROUS SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS...SOME COULD
> PRODUCE:
>
> STRONG TORNADOES.
> DAMAGING WINDS UP TO 80 TO 100 MPH.
> ISOLATED HAIL TO THE SIZE OF BASEBALLS.
> VERY HEAVY RAINFALL WHICH COULD CAUSE FLASH
> FLOODING


Welcome to the fucking summer.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Wilfredo ()
Date: June 12, 2013 06:05PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> If they couldn't predict the last one and half of
> them didn't know what the fuck it was. How are
> they experts all of a fuckin sudden on these
> things and the conditions and probabilities of
> their occurrences. Then you have to what
> distance, intensity and location. I think some of
> their own broad general predictions are showing
> Maryland as a cut off point if it occurs.
>
> I am very skeptical of their knowledge as it
> relates to these things.


For a second I almost thought you were talking about climate change and the IPCC.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: hoya ()
Date: June 12, 2013 07:42PM

I heard the hail from this dericho has been upgraded to the size of a General Electric washing machine!

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: EMERGENCY back-up ()
Date: June 12, 2013 07:53PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> And so it begins........Chicago:
>
> WEATHER HAZARDS EXPECTED:
>
> NUMEROUS SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS...SOME COULD
> PRODUCE:
>
> STRONG TORNADOES.
> DAMAGING WINDS UP TO 80 TO 100 MPH.
> ISOLATED HAIL TO THE SIZE OF BASEBALLS.
> VERY HEAVY RAINFALL WHICH COULD CAUSE FLASH
> FLOODING


Go out now and buy ice, batteries and gasoline plus some no-cook food and bottled water.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Moo-chelle Smells ()
Date: June 12, 2013 07:56PM

hoya Wrote:
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> I heard the hail from this dericho has been
> upgraded to the size of a General Electric washing
> machine!

Nope. Because of the sequester, this one will be 20%
smaller than the last one.

Hussein Obama will ride this out hiding in Martha's Vineyard.

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: Ironic huh? ()
Date: June 12, 2013 08:00PM

Wilfredo Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If they couldn't predict the last one and half
> of
> > them didn't know what the fuck it was. How are
> > they experts all of a fuckin sudden on these
> > things and the conditions and probabilities of
> > their occurrences. Then you have to what
> > distance, intensity and location. I think some
> of
> > their own broad general predictions are showing
> > Maryland as a cut off point if it occurs.
> >
> > I am very skeptical of their knowledge as it
> > relates to these things.
>
>
> For a second I almost thought you were talking
> about climate change and the IPCC.


Don't confuse Gerry by expecting consistency of argument.

I'm sure he'll agree that while they can't predict the actual impact or intensity of a known storm a few 100 miles away, they can ABSOLUTELY predict within 1/10ths of a degree changes with 95% certainty 50 - 100 years out for a system orders of magnitude more complex.

Except of course that they can't really when compared to reality. So they have to fall back to saying that the *models predict* with 95% certainty this will happen.

And if you question this being gospel in any way form or degree you're an anti-science idiot. lol

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Re: Return of the Derecho...are they fucking kidding?
Posted by: numbas, biatch! ()
Date: June 12, 2013 10:13PM

HOLY HELL! Look at these stats! This is gonna be a killer storm!!!!!!!!!!!
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