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Teen Steam
Posted by: Venture Capitalist ()
Date: June 06, 2013 08:41PM

Dear Fair-Fax Under ground,

I have an idea for a new line of lifestyle-oriented products branded "Teen Steam".

NOW.....Allow me to tell you exactly what "Teen Steam" ISN'T before I tell you what "Teen Steam" IS.

"Teen Steam" ISN'T an industrial cleaning product, it has nothing to do with steam engine technology. It does not have to do with the teenage lifestyle.

"Teen Steam" DOES have to do with turn of the century memorabilia and vintage pornography. If YOU would like to invest in TEEN STEAM TODAY, please contact

Teen Steem
555 Teen Steam Plaza
1313 Mockingbird Lane
Agora Hills, ID
89079

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Re: Teen Steam
Posted by: eesh is interested ()
Date: June 06, 2013 08:58PM

Turn of the 21st century??

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Re: Teen Steam
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: June 06, 2013 09:02PM

where do i send my money?

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Re: Teen Steam
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful ()
Date: June 07, 2013 01:43AM

There is nothing patentable about this product....anybody could just come along and do this better and cheaper and faster and steal the business right from under you; plus, you have completely overvalued your business.

...for that reason, I'm out.

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Re: Teen Steam
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: June 07, 2013 01:51AM

Venture Capitalist Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dear Fair-Fax Under ground,
>
> I have an idea for a new line of
> lifestyle-oriented products branded "Teen Steam".
>
>
> NOW.....Allow me to tell you exactly what "Teen
> Steam" ISN'T before I tell you what "Teen Steam"
> IS.
>
> "Teen Steam" ISN'T an industrial cleaning product,
> it has nothing to do with steam engine technology.
> It does not have to do with the teenage
> lifestyle.
>
> "Teen Steam" DOES have to do with turn of the
> century memorabilia and vintage pornography. If
> YOU would like to invest in TEEN STEAM TODAY,
> please contact
>
> Teen Steem
> 555 Teen Steam Plaza
> 1313 Mockingbird Lane
> Agora Hills, ID
> 89079

Yeah, count me in. You're going for 'edgy', but your coming up 'asshole'. Anyone whose premise is 'I have an idea' has no clue. And it would help if you knew how to spell Fairfax.

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Re: Teen Steam
Posted by: Alyssa Milano ()
Date: June 07, 2013 11:31AM

You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

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