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Someone kept stealing my gas(cans)
Posted by: Sweetness ()
Date: May 19, 2013 07:12AM

So I've put sugar in them. Enjoy!

Back story: I had some gas cans out for the lawnmower that I forgot to put back in the garage. Someone stole the gas, leaving the empty can.

Decided to set this person up with some sugar and water. The idiot took the entire gas can this time. Suddenly the obnoxious kids with the motor bike hasn't been revving his engine down the road at 50MPH at 1AM!

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Re: Someone kept stealing my gas(cans)
Posted by: justice in the end ()
Date: May 19, 2013 07:23AM

I worked at a place that had a gym. I kept shampoo and other stuff in my locker. I didnt think I needed a lock but someone kept using my shampoo. So when the bottle was about half empty I pissed in it filling it the rest of the way up. I left a note letting the thief know piss was good for a shine on ones hair.

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Re: Someone kept stealing my gas(cans)
Posted by: former cook ()
Date: May 19, 2013 07:46AM

Back in the 90s I worked at a Dennys on the graveyard shift. Drunk assholes would come in at 2am If they were acting like a bunch of cocks everyone in the kitchen would spit in their food. Revenge can be fun.

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Re: Someone kept stealing my gas(cans)
Posted by: hey pablo ()
Date: May 19, 2013 08:06AM

Sweetness Wrote:
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> So I've put sugar in them. Enjoy!
>
> Back story: I had some gas cans out for the
> lawnmower that I forgot to put back in the garage.
> Someone stole the gas, leaving the empty can.
>
> Decided to set this person up with some sugar and
> water. The idiot took the entire gas can this
> time. Suddenly the obnoxious kids with the motor
> bike hasn't been revving his engine down the road
> at 50MPH at 1AM!

One time I saw this beaner mowing the grass by the offices down the street, so I slowly drive by and whipped a beer bottle so that it smashed right near where he was walking. lol, you should've seen that little fucker jump, he was like a Mexican jumping bean!

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Re: Someone kept stealing my gas(cans)
Posted by: And I Don't Feel Bad About It ()
Date: May 19, 2013 08:07AM

Had a roommate who started acting like a rel cunt. I pissed in her shampoo, conditioner, eye drops, mouthwash, contact lens cleaner, etc. I found a box of condoms in her drawer and took a needle to each one. Sugared her gas tank, too.

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Re: Someone kept stealing my gas(cans)
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: May 19, 2013 08:20AM

hey pablo Wrote:
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> Sweetness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I've put sugar in them. Enjoy!
> >
> > Back story: I had some gas cans out for the
> > lawnmower that I forgot to put back in the
> garage.
> > Someone stole the gas, leaving the empty can.
> >
> > Decided to set this person up with some sugar
> and
> > water. The idiot took the entire gas can this
> > time. Suddenly the obnoxious kids with the
> motor
> > bike hasn't been revving his engine down the
> road
> > at 50MPH at 1AM!
>
> One time I saw this beaner mowing the grass by the
> offices down the street, so I slowly drive by and
> whipped an empty beer bottle so that it smashed right
> near where he was walking. lol, you should've
> seen that little fucker jump, he was like a
> Mexican jumping bean!


fixed it for you.

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Re: Someone kept stealing my gas(cans)
Posted by: drunk and disorderly ()
Date: May 19, 2013 09:25AM

hey pablo Wrote:
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>
>
> One time I saw this beaner mowing the grass by the
> offices down the street, so I slowly drive by and
> whipped a beer bottle so that it smashed right
> near where he was walking. lol, you should've
> seen that little fucker jump, he was like a
> Mexican jumping bean!


DWI hate crime? You might be a redneck...

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Re: Someone kept stealing my gas(cans)
Posted by: Facts Ruin a Good Story ()
Date: May 19, 2013 09:43AM

Sweetness Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So I've put sugar in them. Enjoy!
>
> Back story: I had some gas cans out for the
> lawnmower that I forgot to put back in the garage.
> Someone stole the gas, leaving the empty can.
>
> Decided to set this person up with some sugar and
> water. The idiot took the entire gas can this
> time. Suddenly the obnoxious kids with the motor
> bike hasn't been revving his engine down the road
> at 50MPH at 1AM!

Except for the fact that sugar does not dissolve in gasoline.
Attachments:
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Re: Someone kept stealing my gas(cans)
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: May 19, 2013 02:42PM

Facts Ruin a Good Story Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sweetness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I've put sugar in them. Enjoy!
> >
> > Back story: I had some gas cans out for the
> > lawnmower that I forgot to put back in the
> garage.
> > Someone stole the gas, leaving the empty can.
> >
> > Decided to set this person up with some sugar
> and
> > water. The idiot took the entire gas can this
> > time. Suddenly the obnoxious kids with the
> motor
> > bike hasn't been revving his engine down the
> road
> > at 50MPH at 1AM!
>
> Except for the fact that sugar does not dissolve
> in gasoline.


he 'set [them] up with sugar and water' not sugar and gasoline.

and something tells me you're just being sarcastic when you say the story was cool.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2013 02:42PM by localboob.

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