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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 10, 2022 04:39PM

Football Party Wrote:
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> Furman is going to have another party Sunday
> afternoon to watch the Commanders play
> Jacksonville. He said everyone is invited but to
> bring a covered dish or a bag of seeds. No
> freeloaders!

Last year at this time a 32 inch flat screen disappeared off the loading dock. Surveillance video revealed that the device was carried away by roughly 12 squirrels. I am pretty sure it was Furman and some friends. I just wonder how they got power to it.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Engineering Squirrel ()
Date: September 10, 2022 11:11PM

Furman and his friends are very smart when it comes to electricity and has it hooked up in no time. Why do you think they are able to run on electric wires without electrocuting themselves

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Stanley Skunk ()
Date: September 11, 2022 12:23AM

Not just electricity, Furman and his team are experts in just about everything, that’s why he will never be outsmarted by the Russian agents who are out to destroy him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woodlands update ()
Date: September 11, 2022 10:31PM

Furmans Sunday afternoon party is still going on, although several attendees have passed out, and the booze is almost gone.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I had to leave ()
Date: September 12, 2022 09:46PM

I hung out at Furman’s party until halftime but I was getting too drunk and decided to leave while I could still drive. I heard the strippers didn’t get there until midway through the fourth quarter

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Well Hung squirrel ()
Date: September 12, 2022 10:07PM

I had to leave Wrote:
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> I hung out at Furman’s party until halftime but
> I was getting too drunk and decided to leave while
> I could still drive. I heard the strippers
> didn’t get there until midway through the fourth
> quarter

The strippers were late but it was worth the wait. Stormy Squirrel, the hottest one, gave me a great bj.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I heard ()
Date: September 12, 2022 10:18PM

Stormy Squirrel has big old squirrel titties

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Trump Turtle ()
Date: September 13, 2022 01:46AM

The Russian stripper, Svetlana Squirrel, peed on me.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hunter Biden Squirrel Friend ()
Date: September 14, 2022 09:53PM

Hunter brought by some meth and some Russian hookers but we chased him off. We squirrels are Americans and don’t want those bastards around

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tommy Tapawingo ()
Date: September 15, 2022 01:00PM

News alert, Furman is back in Vienna. Someone gave him a whole meal. Saw him sitting behind Madison McDonalds eating a Big Mac, fries and a coke.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent ranger ()
Date: September 15, 2022 04:45PM

Squirrels can travel up to 10 miles a day and I have reason to believe that Furman frequents the W&OD trail. Would that trail get him from the Pan-Am area to downtown Vienna?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Long Distance ()
Date: September 15, 2022 09:12PM

Forman is actually training for the Marine Corps Marathon and can travel much further than 10 miles a day. I saw him running on the W&OD in Leesburg a week or so ago. He stopped and asked me if there was a McDonald’s right off the trail, but I pointed him to the 7-11 instead so he wouldn’t have to cross traffic

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Larry Loudoun ()
Date: September 15, 2022 11:37PM

There is a Roy Rogers right off the trail in Leesburg, I wonder if he likes Roy Rogers.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lenny Leesburg ()
Date: September 17, 2022 12:43AM

I saw Furman at the Safeway in Leesburg during the summer. He had his running shoes on and was buying a bottle of water. Hydration is very important to Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gertrude Grounhog ()
Date: September 17, 2022 01:32AM

When Furman is exercising he does stay hydrated and drink water, but when he is partying he enjoys his Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jamesons and Budweiser.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Teddy Tapawingo ()
Date: September 17, 2022 09:58AM

I saw Furman sprinting down Tapawingo early this morning. He was dressed in a bright orange safety vest and reflective running shoes and carrying a bottle of water. Furman is always thinking about safety

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmange ()
Date: September 17, 2022 10:09AM

Teddy Tapawingo Wrote:
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> I saw Furman sprinting down Tapawingo early this
> morning. He was dressed in a bright orange safety
> vest and reflective running shoes and carrying a
> bottle of water. Furman is always thinking about
> safety

When Furman gets to chewing on those pot plants that the guy at Providence hall apartments grows on his deck Furman starts running around like he is half crazy so the safety vest is a good idea.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wally Warning ()
Date: September 17, 2022 10:14AM

Furman better be be careful hanging around Vienna, the degenerates from VGH might try to lure him into their den of sin.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman can handle himself ()
Date: September 17, 2022 09:14PM

Furman is not worried about the men at VGH. He can hold his own in a fight and is famous for taking on seven Russian squirrels at the same time and kicking their asses

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Glendon Glen ()
Date: September 17, 2022 10:14PM

Furman can handle himself Wrote:
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> Furman is not worried about the men at VGH. He can
> hold his own in a fight and is famous for taking
> on seven Russian squirrels at the same time and
> kicking their asses


Mike Mattress, Vinnie Vienna and Tommy Tapawingo might be able to overpower Furman and gang plow him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Kung Fu Squirrel ()
Date: September 17, 2022 11:17PM

Furman is a sixth degree black belt and an expert with the nunchucks. Those three don’t stand a chance against such a formidable opponent

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Slut attack ()
Date: September 18, 2022 02:39AM

The only person who could defeat Furman is Cottage Connie. The stench from her nasty snatch would knock him out.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Early AM Jogger ()
Date: September 18, 2022 08:23AM

This morning I saw Furman jogging around the PanAm parking lot. There were three squirrels jogging behind him. They looked like Secret Service squirrels because they had sunglasses on and were wearing earpieces

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Detective Dan ()
Date: September 18, 2022 09:38AM

If he has secret service protection now, he must really be on a top secret mission for the government.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: FawGet about it. ()
Date: September 18, 2022 03:24PM

Lo's is closed since they wouldn't pay protection to Furman and squad.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Morning update ()
Date: September 19, 2022 08:00AM

Just saw Furman behind IHOP eating pancakes, eggs and sausage.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Inner ()
Date: September 20, 2022 08:16PM

Furman was at Vienna Inn this afternoon, having some chili dogs and fries. I bought him a Budweiser too but he said he would only have one because he was driving.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Vice Mayor ()
Date: September 21, 2022 05:07AM

He had more than one drink, because he is currently passed out on the sidewalk in front of the Vienna Inn.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Are you sure? ()
Date: September 21, 2022 08:22PM

Vienna Vice Mayor Wrote:
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> He had more than one drink, because he is
> currently passed out on the sidewalk in front of
> the Vienna Inn.


That doesn’t sound like Furman to get drunk in the middle of the afternoon Maybe he got hit by a car.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Greg Grasshopper ()
Date: September 21, 2022 09:31PM

Are you sure? Wrote:
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> Vienna Vice Mayor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He had more than one drink, because he is
> > currently passed out on the sidewalk in front
> of
> > the Vienna Inn.
>
>
> That doesn’t sound like Furman to get drunk in
> the middle of the afternoon Maybe he got hit by a
> car.

Furmans been drinking a lot lately, anytime of day, he might need to start attending AA meetings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mistaken Identity ()
Date: September 21, 2022 10:44PM

I think you may have seen Furman’s cousin, Bushytail. They are hard to tell apart , but Bushy is a complete derelict. He also watches porn all day and plays with his nuts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tony Corleone Squirrel ()
Date: September 22, 2022 02:47AM

I was in the slammer with Bushytail a few years ago. Good dude. He was framed. Didn’t do nothing. Forget about it.

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