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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Is Beyond Ecstatic ! ()
Date: August 07, 2021 05:35PM

He found a peanut bar one of the biker bros told him about , its packed with peanuts and black seeds near Pan Am in Mantua all built and kept full up for Furman and his squirrely crew by a kind old Trump supporter who is a NRA life member who has blue no hate signs in his yard and a camouflaged gun tower his libtarded neighbors think is a kids playhouse just in case any cops have to shoot a thug to save their lives and the town burns
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Road Rage Ralphie Racoon ()
Date: August 07, 2021 05:56PM

Ol Ralph redistributed the contents of Furman's meager neighborhood dumpster one too many times! Roaring around in his fancy cars bowling for soup cans waving his high point fo' five around like a maniac!! I think poor Ralph has a severe Virginia Ham deficiency. Imagine if poor Ralphie needed a porcine valve or something one day?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Road Rage Ralphie Raccoon ()
Date: August 07, 2021 05:58PM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bunter Hiden ()
Date: August 07, 2021 06:06PM

Nigger squirrel is trying to rape Caucasian squirrel! You can tell by her facial expression that she is uncomfortable, after all she only came over for some munchies!


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nitro Java ()
Date: August 07, 2021 06:42PM

Furman is not susceptible to Ralphie's petty bribes. The insincerity only infuriates Furman further!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel, Groundhog and Fox, PLC ()
Date: August 07, 2021 06:48PM

Furman has retained trusty counsel and is about to give the ACLU a fuckload of billable hours, to drain the coffers of upper crust Democrat donors!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lips and assholes ()
Date: August 07, 2021 07:39PM

Only raccoons eat hot dogs, not squirrels
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hebrew national ()
Date: August 07, 2021 08:07PM

Lips and assholes Wrote:
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> Only raccoons eat hot dogs, not squirrels


Um, actually Furman is famous for gorging on nuggets and fries. When it comes to franks he prefers kosher beef and wishes Ralphie would move to Gaza and become a suicide bomber for Allah already. Shabbat Shalom!


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hobo Squirrel Was Sighted ()
Date: August 07, 2021 08:45PM

He's riff raff and makes racist comments about black squirrels Furman says he's a old Democrat Klansman , Furman gave him the word get the F out of here or else he's still shaking his head about the blue no hate sign the old bum had on his nest
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Astute observer of things ()
Date: August 07, 2021 08:51PM

That Hobo squirrel looks like Hunter Biden.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans Tied One On ()
Date: August 07, 2021 08:54PM

Illegal squirrel tried to set up a squatters nest with Coyote human smugglers filled with stolen property booze and drugs , Furman quickly called ICE but they said no their hands are tied and they cant do anything until the Dems lose again so Furman kicked him out of his nesting area and told him to set up where the blue no hate signs are at in the gated lux area . Pissed off Furman headed to Tippys filled up with a taco and then hit the booze once he got back, come legally or stay home Furman told the illegal squirrel
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hobo Squirrels Name Is Hunter ()
Date: August 07, 2021 08:56PM

His fathers name is Joe all riff raff says Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Riff Raff Hunter Is Back ()
Date: August 07, 2021 09:20PM

With his old father Joe , pushing weed in Furmans nesting area, Furman set him straight again and sent the two bums Hunter Blow and His father Joe Blow squirrel packing giving them a map of where the blue no hate signs are , Furman sez they only want to blow free weed and will not work , never have which is how they got their name
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rachel Robin ()
Date: August 08, 2021 07:58AM

Word on the street is that Furman will soon lead a coup to overthrow Biden and install Trump back into the White House.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: No Furman Is Not Concerned ()
Date: August 15, 2021 04:25PM

He knows that will not happen , what Furman is concerned with is grease in his nesting area , Furman crossed paths with mouse , rat and Fat squirrel their coats were covered in grease ! Furman is worried that they will grease up the nesting area ! Fat squirrel mouse and rat were wallowing in greasy scraps left on a greasy cold griddle in the nearby area . Furman has declared the greasy fat griddlers area to be off limits to all squirrels in his nesting area or else ! Eat black seeds peanuts and acorns not grease , drink cold clear water Furman tells them but some fat squirrels will never listen to reason like Fat squirrel who must feed his face taking more then his share
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Registered Democrat ()
Date: August 15, 2021 04:28PM

So Fat squirrel is with ME ! How much more seed and acorn welfare does he need

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: linkalot Lance ()
Date: September 04, 2021 04:29AM

Rachel Robin Wrote:
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> Word on the street is that Furman will soon lead a
> coup to overthrow Biden and install Trump back
> into the White House.


Furman is a huge Democrat.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Grubby Groundhog ()
Date: September 04, 2021 10:02AM

linkalot Lance Wrote:
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> Rachel Robin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Word on the street is that Furman will soon lead
> a
> > coup to overthrow Biden and install Trump back
> > into the White House.
>
>
> Furman is a huge Democrat.


Don’t insult Furman like that. Furman despises all Democrats, he will spit in their McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Kicked Nazi Squirrel Out ()
Date: September 04, 2021 04:01PM

After Nazi squirrel came back from the blue no hate signs zone across Rt 50 up a bit toward the beltway with his belly full of greasy rice from a fat woke leftist griddler's greasy griddle , seeing the full belly Hiphog the legal weed burner headed over there after one of his long blunt tokes to munch , he munched and got sick from the grease , when he came back he bitched to Furman who went over and saw the way the woke leftist gun grabber had arranged the greasy rice on that griddle as he talked about Nazi schemes of treaties to register Americans guns with the U.N which made woke Nazi squirrel so happy he ate so much , that's why Furman kicked his ass out. No damm gun grabbers greasy griddle Nazi delight better come back to this nesting area again Furman told them all , don't mess with Furman they all know the score !
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: UPDATE! ()
Date: September 04, 2021 04:08PM

Nazi squirrel was turned into a dried up leather patch on the hot summer road ! He tried to get more greasy griddle Nazi rice and got hit by a Jewish private school bus carrying the rifle team on their way to the NRA range in Fairfax ! Furman is not happy he's grim and said its sad when good squirrels become mindless woke Nazis !
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Jose Tamales ()
Date: September 04, 2021 11:05PM

That darn squirrel Furman stole a Taco right off my plate today at Tippys Taco and ran out the door and down Lee Hwy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Loves Tippys ()
Date: September 05, 2021 12:41AM

Tippy's has got good food at a moderate cost nice people too ! Only woke racists attack Tippy's

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 05, 2021 02:02PM

Since Mcdonalds closed we don't see much of Furman. I kind of miss the little guy. I will never forget the time he went into a Camry through the open sunroof and then could not get out until the screaming woman inside the car opened her door. I got to witness that attack!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Billy Burrito ()
Date: September 05, 2021 02:58PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Since Mcdonalds closed we don't see much of
> Furman. I kind of miss the little guy. I will
> never forget the time he went into a Camry through
> the open sunroof and then could not get out until
> the screaming woman inside the car opened her
> door. I got to witness that attack!


You want to see Furman come on down to Tippys Taco. He’s been hanging out there.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Friend of Furman ()
Date: September 05, 2021 11:21PM

Have no fear Furman is alive and well. He has been hanging out on my porch on Tapawingo. I leave a pile of seeds out there in the morning before I go to work and we have a few beers together when I get home. He likes sunning himself out there and is relieved not to have to dodge all the traffic in the Pan Am parking lot

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Loves The Natural Foods ()
Date: September 06, 2021 01:12AM

Natural seeds acorns and raw not salted peanuts washed down with clear cool water ,he's had his share of grease and he's gotten tired of trips to the squirrel hospital to have his stomach pumped , but as a animal when a fool tosses him grease he sometimes goes for it !

As we see right here ! Soon another trip to 7-11 late at night before midnight for a Bud 40 and a pack of Tums to wash out that grease and settle his stomach, he'll be pissing all night ! But not into the wind as Furman does not blow weed too
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hole Foods ()
Date: September 06, 2021 01:24PM

Perhaps Furman should take a short trip up Nutley to the Whole Foods for some of their organic fare. He can get it in bulk at a discount and take advantage of the Amazon Prime discount too

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sparky Sparrow ()
Date: September 15, 2021 12:05AM

A few hours ago I saw Furman running out of Safeway with half a Rotisserie chicken.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: FUV ()
Date: September 15, 2021 01:08AM

This site is pointless unless you can go back and delete or edit your post from 10 years ago.
If not don’t come back. Get help, it would be good for your soul.
Leaving a behind a legacy not this kind.
May you and your family and friends be well.
This is an intel site.

Make peace with yourself then others.
And all will be ok.
Help is out there.
Gotta want it then do it.
Bet you were good at something whatever it would be.
But posting here isn’t healthy.
Therapist. Psychiatrist.
Don’t kill yourself. You would miss the show.
We are here to help you understand what this site is.
But can’t say it.
It’s not good to post anything racist.
It’s an intel site.
More than an anonymous forum.
This is a project site.
You are the project unfortunately.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wally Woodchuck ()
Date: September 15, 2021 06:52AM

FUV Wrote:
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> This site is pointless unless you can go back and
> delete or edit your post from 10 years ago.
> If not don’t come back. Get help, it would be
> good for your soul.
> Leaving a behind a legacy not this kind.
> May you and your family and friends be well.
> This is an intel site.
>
> Make peace with yourself then others.
> And all will be ok.
> Help is out there.
> Gotta want it then do it.
> Bet you were good at something whatever it would
> be.
> But posting here isn’t healthy.
> Therapist. Psychiatrist.
> Don’t kill yourself. You would miss the show.
> We are here to help you understand what this site
> is.
> But can’t say it.
> It’s not good to post anything racist.
> It’s an intel site.
> More than an anonymous forum.
> This is a project site.
> You are the project unfortunately.

Get off Furmans site with all that bullshit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: He's Trying To Suck Furman In ()
Date: September 15, 2021 10:53PM

With a bag of dope so then he will know where to get his fifty dollars a day from

Furman says get the hell out of here with that gibberish comrade we have a constitution here so psycho analyze your self

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Morning Safeway Shopper ()
Date: September 17, 2021 09:01AM

Just saw Furman hanging out in Safeway parking lot. Probably waiting for something to drop out of someone’s grocery bags.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: circle towers resident ()
Date: September 17, 2021 04:13PM

I heard that the old Mcdonalds space is going to become a Bonchon in a couple months. I wonder how Furman will like that?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Timmy Turtle ()
Date: September 17, 2021 08:36PM

circle towers resident Wrote:
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> I heard that the old Mcdonalds space is going to
> become a Bonchon in a couple months. I wonder how
> Furman will like that?


I think Furman will enjoy Bonchon chicken

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