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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Sighting ()
Date: April 10, 2023 09:32PM

I saw Furman at Vienna Inn today too. He was eating a chili dog and drinking a Bud Light. Apparently the whole trans controversy doesn’t bother him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wally Weasel ()
Date: April 10, 2023 10:11PM

Furman Sighting Wrote:
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> I saw Furman at Vienna Inn today too. He was
> eating a chili dog and drinking a Bud Light.
> Apparently the whole trans controversy doesn’t
> bother him.


Furman doesn’t care about the trans controversy. He used to drink Bud but he switched to Bud light because he is trying to lose some weight.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: gnawer ()
Date: April 12, 2023 04:08AM

Wally Weasel Wrote:
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> Furman Sighting Wrote:
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> -----
> > I saw Furman at Vienna Inn today too. He was
> > eating a chili dog and drinking a Bud Light.
> > Apparently the whole trans controversy
> doesn’t
> > bother him.
>
>
> Furman doesn’t care about the trans controversy.
> He used to drink Bud but he switched to Bud light
> because he is trying to lose some weight.

Yes Furman was up to a pound and a half. He needed to lose about six ounces.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: ?uestioner ()
Date: April 12, 2023 11:56AM

Is Furman still with sally?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Billy Bird ()
Date: April 12, 2023 02:16PM

?uestioner Wrote:
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> Is Furman still with sally?


Yes, just saw them sharing a chili dog at the Vienna Inn.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fairfax Fred ()
Date: May 01, 2023 06:37AM

What is the latest on Furman?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chris Crow ()
Date: May 01, 2023 07:02AM

Fairfax Fred Wrote:
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> What is the latest on Furman?


All us woodlands creatures are very worried about Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: May 02, 2023 01:32PM

Chris Crow Wrote:
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> Fairfax Fred Wrote:
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> > What is the latest on Furman?
>
>
> All us woodlands creatures are very worried about
> Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.

I have been looking for Furman. He still owes me over 100 dollars from when I let him use my Discover card at the Best Western. I think he has gone into hiding. I checked his nest near PanAm But I hear he has another nest in Vienna somewhere.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: May 02, 2023 01:40PM

Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Chris Crow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfax Fred Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What is the latest on Furman?
> >
> >
> > All us woodlands creatures are very worried
> about
> > Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
>
> I have been looking for Furman. He still owes me
> over 100 dollars from when I let him use my
> Discover card at the Best Western. I think he has
> gone into hiding. I checked his nest near PanAm
> But I hear he has another nest in Vienna
> somewhere.

For a while he was hanging out at the Vienna Inn, but I haven’t him in weeks.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woody Chipmunk ()
Date: May 02, 2023 02:52PM

Chris Crow Wrote:
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> Fairfax Fred Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What is the latest on Furman?
>
>
> All us woodlands creatures are very worried about
> Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.

Furman had an extramarital affair with a transgender squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tommy Turtle ()
Date: May 02, 2023 03:13PM

Woody Chipmunk Wrote:
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> Chris Crow Wrote:
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> -----
> > Fairfax Fred Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What is the latest on Furman?
> >
> >
> > All us woodlands creatures are very worried
> about
> > Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
>
> Furman had an extramarital affair with a
> transgender squirrel.

I know that transgender squirrel. His name is Brucie.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: burning coal. ()
Date: May 03, 2023 05:25AM

I heard that Furman's wife left him for a black squirrel. Just a rumor though.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Greg the chipmunk ()
Date: May 03, 2023 06:33AM

burning coal. Wrote:
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> I heard that Furman's wife left him for a black
> squirrel. Just a rumor though.

That might be true. The other day I thought I saw Furmans wife Sally sneaking behind the bushs with Bubba Squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: ChippNDales ()
Date: May 03, 2023 08:47AM

Greg the chipmunk Wrote:
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> burning coal. Wrote:
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> -----
> > I heard that Furman's wife left him for a black
> > squirrel. Just a rumor though.
>
> That might be true. The other day I thought I saw
> Furmans wife Sally sneaking behind the bushs with
> Bubba Squirrel.


Black squirrels tend to have the biggest cocks.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Madeline Gerbil ()
Date: May 03, 2023 10:24AM

ChippNDales Wrote:
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> Greg the chipmunk Wrote:
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> -----
> > burning coal. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I heard that Furman's wife left him for a
> black
> > > squirrel. Just a rumor though.
> >
> > That might be true. The other day I thought I
> saw
> > Furmans wife Sally sneaking behind the bushs
> with
> > Bubba Squirrel.
>
>
> Black squirrels tend to have the biggest cocks.

It’s true! It’s true!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wally Wasp ()
Date: May 07, 2023 11:22PM

Furman was laying low for a while, but he is back and planning a Memorial Day party. Details to be announced.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chipp N. Dales ()
Date: May 08, 2023 12:46AM

Wally Wasp Wrote:
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> Furman was laying low for a while, but he is back
> and planning a Memorial Day party. Details to be
> announced.


Yeah, sucks about the extramarital affair though. Hot tranny squirrels are a kink these days.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woodlands Reporter ()
Date: May 08, 2023 01:59AM

Chipp N. Dales Wrote:
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> Wally Wasp Wrote:
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> -----
> > Furman was laying low for a while, but he is
> back
> > and planning a Memorial Day party. Details to
> be
> > announced.
>
>
> Yeah, sucks about the extramarital affair though.
> Hot tranny squirrels are a kink these days.

Furman is over his affair with the tranny squirrel and he is back with Sally.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: May 08, 2023 07:15AM

We had not seen Furman at Pan-Am in weeks but I just heard that Furman came around our loading dock last friday at lunchtime and snatched a slice of pizza from our wharehouse guy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: gettin drunk ()
Date: May 12, 2023 07:02AM

I heard that Furman is talking with the folks at Bud light about being in some of their ads.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hole Foods ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:19AM

I haven’t seen Furman in weeks but today when I went to Whole Foods to buy some groceries, I saw a gray squirrel that looked a lot like him. He may have abandoned the PanAm because they closed the McDonald’s

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: May 20, 2023 01:58PM

Furman finally paid me back the money he owed me from the last trip to the Best Western. He had the nerve to ask if could use my Discover card for another two night stay for next weekend. I told him to pound sand. I am sure he is going to hit up the guy who grows weed on his balcony at Providence hall apartments. We will see I have a hard time believing there are any rooms left for Memorial day weekend but Furman is tight with the maintenance man there.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Itsy Inchworm ()
Date: May 22, 2023 11:15AM

Furman would like to have a Memorial Day party, but the Best Western won’t let him back in. Any suggestions for another venue ?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: May 22, 2023 02:06PM

Itsy Inchworm Wrote:
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> Furman would like to have a Memorial Day party,
> but the Best Western won’t let him back in. Any
> suggestions for another venue ?

The guy at Providence Hall said that Furman asked if he could have the party at his place but he was not down with that. Maybe Furman can get a last minute deal on a Air B&B.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wally Woodchuck ()
Date: May 29, 2023 11:08PM

Furman never could get a Memorial Day party organized. He will try again for the 4th of July.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: May 30, 2023 07:54AM

Wally Woodchuck Wrote:
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> Furman never could get a Memorial Day party
> organized. He will try again for the 4th of July.

The Juneteenth 3-day weekend is coming up.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Smokey da black squirrel ()
Date: May 30, 2023 09:39AM

Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Wally Woodchuck Wrote:
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> -----
> > Furman never could get a Memorial Day party
> > organized. He will try again for the 4th of
> July.
>
> The Juneteenth 3-day weekend is coming up.


Furman be raycis .he don’t celebrate Juneteenth.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Louis Farrakhsquirrel ()
Date: May 30, 2023 04:53PM

Smokey da black squirrel Wrote:
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> Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> -----
> > Wally Woodchuck Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Furman never could get a Memorial Day party
> > > organized. He will try again for the 4th of
> > July.
> >
> > The Juneteenth 3-day weekend is coming up.
>
>
> Furman be raycis .he don’t celebrate Juneteenth.


Furman met Louis Farrakhsquirrel. He's cool with the black squirrels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: may - june ()
Date: June 03, 2023 03:19PM

Its squirrel mating season now through the first of July. Furman is getting his fuck on.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woodlands Reporter ()
Date: June 03, 2023 07:31PM

may - june Wrote:
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> Its squirrel mating season now through the first
> of July. Furman is getting his fuck on.


Furman will have to look for a new partner because Sally ran off with a big black Squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tyrone Squirrelson ()
Date: June 03, 2023 11:35PM

Woodlands Reporter Wrote:
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> may - june Wrote:
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> > Its squirrel mating season now through the
> first
> > of July. Furman is getting his fuck on.
>
>
> Furman will have to look for a new partner because
> Sally ran off with a big black Squirrel.


I can confirm

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: This was fucked up ()
Date: June 07, 2023 07:24AM

Oh shit I am pretty sure I saw Furman yesterday. Furman was laying on top of the big tombstone at PanAm and he was jerking off! He has no shame! He blew his load on the tombstone then he ran off into the woods.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Harry Hamster ()
Date: June 07, 2023 08:23AM

This was fucked up Wrote:
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> Oh shit I am pretty sure I saw Furman yesterday.
> Furman was laying on top of the big tombstone at
> PanAm and he was jerking off! He has no shame! He
> blew his load on the tombstone then he ran off
> into the woods.


This is probably true because he hasn’t found a new girlfriend yet.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: ChippNDale! ()
Date: June 07, 2023 11:14AM

This was fucked up Wrote:
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> Oh shit I am pretty sure I saw Furman yesterday.
> Furman was laying on top of the big tombstone at
> PanAm and he was jerking off! He has no shame! He
> blew his load on the tombstone then he ran off
> into the woods.


No that's was Furman Jr. Furman had an extramarital affair years back with a female squirrel, had a bastard child.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Mayor Squirrel ()
Date: June 07, 2023 06:54PM

ChippNDale! Wrote:
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> This was fucked up Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh shit I am pretty sure I saw Furman
> yesterday.
> > Furman was laying on top of the big tombstone
> at
> > PanAm and he was jerking off! He has no shame!
> He
> > blew his load on the tombstone then he ran off
> > into the woods.
>
>
> No that's was Furman Jr. Furman had an
> extramarital affair years back with a female
> squirrel, had a bastard child.

That explains alot. It was probably Furman Jr. Who was always passed out drunk in front of the Vienna Inn, not Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woodlands Reporter ()
Date: June 10, 2023 11:20PM

Sad news from the woods. Sally was dating big black Bubba squirrel, and she just paid the toll for burning the coal. R.I.P. Sally.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: panam shopper ()
Date: June 15, 2023 06:21AM

I saw Furman yesterday and he looks unhappy. I tried to give him half of my peanut butter sandwich but he turned it down.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Chipmunk ()
Date: June 15, 2023 07:22AM

panam shopper Wrote:
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> I saw Furman yesterday and he looks unhappy. I
> tried to give him half of my peanut butter
> sandwich but he turned it down.


Furman is allergic to peanuts.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Houndog Hal ()
Date: June 18, 2023 10:39PM

Furman is passed out right now in front of Pan-Am Safeway.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Muskrat Sam ()
Date: June 19, 2023 04:29PM

I saw Furman at Doninoes earlier. He has apparantly trained the Hispanic tradesmen that often eat in their trucks there to toss pizza crusts to him. Since Furman has gotten on in years you rarely see him jumping into vehicles like he used to.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Izzy Inchworm ()
Date: June 20, 2023 11:19PM

Furman is going to make a pilgrimage down the street to IHOP tomorrow morning to try to score some pancakes.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: wooded area observer ()
Date: June 30, 2023 10:16AM

I just spotted Furman near Dunkin dounuts. He has wrapped himself in a rainbow cape about the size of a washcloth. I guess he is honoring the last day of pride month. I dont think Furman is gay, he is just supporting his gay friends. I thought that was nice!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Stuart Snake ()
Date: July 01, 2023 10:36PM

Furman just announced he won’t be having a formal 4th of July party, but he will be grilling burgers and hotdogs in the woods behind Microcenter with a few close friends.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: July 06, 2023 10:58PM

Furman is back in Vienna. Just saw him crawling out of the Vienna Inn.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: TheOnLooker ()
Date: July 06, 2023 11:14PM

Vinnie Vienna Wrote:
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> Furman is back in Vienna. Just saw him crawling
> out of the Vienna Inn.

How was he?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: July 07, 2023 01:54AM

TheOnLooker Wrote:
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> Vinnie Vienna Wrote:
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> > Furman is back in Vienna. Just saw him crawling
> > out of the Vienna Inn.
>
> How was he?


Very drunk.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: July 08, 2023 04:06PM

The guy who grows weed on his balcony at Providence hall apartments told me that Furman has been coming by from time to time to chew on some of his plants but he only chews the leaf and not the buds. I would estimate Furmans weight at a pound and a half so he probably gets a good buzz from just chewing the leaf. It's like Furman knows that chewing on a bud would over-medicate him. On the other hand maybe Furman learned from experience maybe he had a bad trip from chewing buds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chris Copperhead ()
Date: July 11, 2023 10:15PM

Furman was bitten today by Wiley Copperhead and is in critical condition at All Pets Hospital.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: John Deere ()
Date: July 12, 2023 12:24AM

Chris Copperhead Wrote:
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> Furman was bitten today by Wiley Copperhead and is
> in critical condition at All Pets Hospital.


I heard the police showed up and they tazed Wiley Copperhead.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Paul Possum ()
Date: July 12, 2023 12:55AM

John Deere Wrote:
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> Chris Copperhead Wrote:
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> > Furman was bitten today by Wiley Copperhead and
> is
> > in critical condition at All Pets Hospital.
>
>
> I heard the police showed up and they tazed Wiley
> Copperhead.


Yes they did, and now Wiley is going to sue FCPD for assault and racism against copperheads.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: John Deere ()
Date: July 13, 2023 09:46PM

Paul Possum Wrote:
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> John Deere Wrote:
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> > Chris Copperhead Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Furman was bitten today by Wiley Copperhead
> and
> > is
> > > in critical condition at All Pets Hospital.
> >
> >
> > I heard the police showed up and they tazed
> Wiley
> > Copperhead.
>
>
> Yes they did, and now Wiley is going to sue FCPD
> for assault and racism against copperheads.


FCPD has jurisdiction on hooman giants.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Andrew Osprey ()
Date: July 13, 2023 11:39PM

Wiley has dropped the charges against FCPD and Furman has recovered from his injuries so all is well that ends well.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: July 14, 2023 06:42AM

Furman has a plan for a get together at his place for the first Washington Commanders pre-season game. Nothing big, just a 1/4 keg and some salty snacks being served.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Jiminy Crickets ()
Date: July 14, 2023 02:05PM

Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Furman has a plan for a get together at his place
> for the first Washington Commanders pre-season
> game. Nothing big, just a 1/4 keg and some salty
> snacks being served.

Didn't know Furman was into pointyball.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gary Groundhog ()
Date: July 17, 2023 10:41PM

Furman and some of his buddies have been hanging out under the trees on Tapawingo to get some shade from the hot sun. I invited them into my hole but they thought I was up to something and declined. Hope they don’t sweat their nuts off

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Steve Sparrow ()
Date: July 17, 2023 10:54PM

Gary Groundhog Wrote:
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> Furman and some of his buddies have been hanging
> out under the trees on Tapawingo to get some shade
> from the hot sun. I invited them into my hole but
> they thought I was up to something and declined.
> Hope they don’t sweat their nuts off


Sorry Gary, Furman doesn’t want to see your hole and play with your nuts. Furman only likes female squirrels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cary Cardinal ()
Date: July 18, 2023 12:29AM

Can confirm. Furman loves hot female squirrels. Preferably BBWs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Suzy Squirrel ()
Date: July 18, 2023 10:45PM

Furman is quite the amorous squirrel. I was dating him but he dumped me for a younger squirrel but he always filled me up, if you know what I mean

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sexy Sadie Squirrel ()
Date: July 18, 2023 11:36PM

Suzy Squirrel Wrote:
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> Furman is quite the amorous squirrel. I was dating
> him but he dumped me for a younger squirrel but he
> always filled me up, if you know what I mean


Yes I am the younger squirrel who stole Furman away from you, Suzy. He said you were becoming a nagging bitch.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Providence Hall dude ()
Date: August 05, 2023 11:57AM

Woah Dude! Furmans tree got knocked over when we had that storm last week. It was leaning on another tree and some workers were out yesterday and cut the whole tree up and hauled it away. I think Furman had another tree in Vienna but I dont know where exactly. Furman might be homeless if the other tree got messed up too.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: August 06, 2023 12:36PM

Providence Hall dude Wrote:
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> Woah Dude! Furmans tree got knocked over when we
> had that storm last week. It was leaning on
> another tree and some workers were out yesterday
> and cut the whole tree up and hauled it away. I
> think Furman had another tree in Vienna but I dont
> know where exactly. Furman might be homeless if
> the other tree got messed up too.

Furman will re-build. He will want to be near you so he can get at the weed growing on your balcony,

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Richard Hatchet ()
Date: August 11, 2023 09:13AM

Furman is building a brand new massive treehouse complex somewhere in the southern end of Vienna.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Any Updates? ()
Date: November 18, 2023 11:13AM

There has not been news about Furman in months? I’m worried about the little fella

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Jim Crow, Attorney of Law ()
Date: November 18, 2023 10:54PM

Furman is doing fine. He recently was evicted from his home by his landlord following a dispute of territory rights. He should be fine for now.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Providence Hall dude ()
Date: November 20, 2023 09:02AM

Furman has a good thing going with construction workers who eat at Dominoes pizza. They toss him pizza crusts and breadsticks.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: November 20, 2023 10:09PM

Furman is almost finished building his new massive treehouse complex in southern Vienna.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thanksgiving at Furman’s ()
Date: November 25, 2023 10:59AM

Furman had quite a crowd over for Thanksgiving. He wanted his Thanksgiving dinner to be inclusive so he invited not only other squirrels but also chipmunks, rabbits, field mice and even a few groundhogs. They feasted on acorns, seeds, pizza crusts, half eaten hotdogs, buns and fries from Vienna Inn and even had some Bud Light, which is easier to get for squirrels now that no one drinks it. It was all going well until the groundhogs, who are Cowboys fans, started shit talking about beating up on the Commanders. One thing led to another and a huge fight broke out. Furman told everyone that the party was over and kicked them out of his tree. He vows that next year is going to be a quiet affair with just him and Sally Squirrel

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Quiet Down ()
Date: November 26, 2023 08:29PM

Many of the squirrels in neighboring trees are getting tired of all the noise that Furman and his friends create and are thinking about throwing him out of the neighborhood

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Innster ()
Date: December 01, 2023 07:37PM

Haven’t been at the Vienna Inn lately but went today. When I pulled into the parking lot, there was Furman. He stood up on his hind legs and chattered loudly. I said hello and promised if he was still there when I left I would give him a hot dog. When I left, he came over to me and I gave him the hot dog. He grabbed it and ran away happily

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Football fan ()
Date: January 09, 2024 04:27PM

Is Furman having a superbowl party this year?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman’s Super Bowl Party ()
Date: February 06, 2024 07:34PM

Let’s hope it doesn’t get rowdy and raucous like it did last year when the cops were called and three squirrels and that fat groundhog got arrested

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Election Year ()
Date: February 07, 2024 08:12PM

Furman put a Trump 2024 sign underneath his tree today

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Charlie Chipmunk ()
Date: February 09, 2024 11:06PM

Some libtard took down Furmans Trump 2024 sign. Furman vows revenge and will destroy any Biden signs he sees.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Providence hall guy ()
Date: February 10, 2024 01:52PM

I don't think Furman will be having any more hotel parties. I let him use my address to get a Visa card from the credit union last year and he charged a couple rooms at the best western but he never paid the bills when they came in. I left the bills on my balcony like we agreed but he never picked them up. Furman probably has a very low FICO score.
With the warm weather Furman could host a superbowl party in the woods possibly.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warmer Weather ()
Date: February 23, 2024 06:03PM

Much warmer weather is expected next week. I saw Furman at the Safeway buying some sunscreen and briquettes for his barbecue grill. He’s ready for spring!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway Shopper ()
Date: April 23, 2024 01:28AM

I shop at Safeway two or three times a week and haven’t seen Furman in awhile. I hope the little fella is okay

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Starbucks Sipper ()
Date: April 29, 2024 06:56PM

I saw Furman this afternoon sitting outside Starbucks sunning himself and sipping on an iced latte

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