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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Furman Sighting
()
Date: April 10, 2023 09:32PM
I saw Furman at Vienna Inn today too. He was eating a chili dog and drinking a Bud Light. Apparently the whole trans controversy doesn’t bother him.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Wally Weasel
()
Date: April 10, 2023 10:11PM
Furman Sighting Wrote:
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> I saw Furman at Vienna Inn today too. He was
> eating a chili dog and drinking a Bud Light.
> Apparently the whole trans controversy doesn’t
> bother him.
Furman doesn’t care about the trans controversy. He used to drink Bud but he switched to Bud light because he is trying to lose some weight.
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> I saw Furman at Vienna Inn today too. He was
> eating a chili dog and drinking a Bud Light.
> Apparently the whole trans controversy doesn’t
> bother him.
Furman doesn’t care about the trans controversy. He used to drink Bud but he switched to Bud light because he is trying to lose some weight.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
gnawer
()
Date: April 12, 2023 04:08AM
Wally Weasel Wrote:
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> Furman Sighting Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I saw Furman at Vienna Inn today too. He was
> > eating a chili dog and drinking a Bud Light.
> > Apparently the whole trans controversy
> doesn’t
> > bother him.
>
>
> Furman doesn’t care about the trans controversy.
> He used to drink Bud but he switched to Bud light
> because he is trying to lose some weight.
Yes Furman was up to a pound and a half. He needed to lose about six ounces.
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> Furman Sighting Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I saw Furman at Vienna Inn today too. He was
> > eating a chili dog and drinking a Bud Light.
> > Apparently the whole trans controversy
> doesn’t
> > bother him.
>
>
> Furman doesn’t care about the trans controversy.
> He used to drink Bud but he switched to Bud light
> because he is trying to lose some weight.
Yes Furman was up to a pound and a half. He needed to lose about six ounces.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
?uestioner
()
Date: April 12, 2023 11:56AM
Is Furman still with sally?
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Billy Bird
()
Date: April 12, 2023 02:16PM
?uestioner Wrote:
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> Is Furman still with sally?
Yes, just saw them sharing a chili dog at the Vienna Inn.
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> Is Furman still with sally?
Yes, just saw them sharing a chili dog at the Vienna Inn.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Fairfax Fred
()
Date: May 01, 2023 06:37AM
What is the latest on Furman?
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Chris Crow
()
Date: May 01, 2023 07:02AM
Fairfax Fred Wrote:
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> What is the latest on Furman?
All us woodlands creatures are very worried about Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
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> What is the latest on Furman?
All us woodlands creatures are very worried about Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Sandy Beavers
()
Date: May 02, 2023 01:32PM
Chris Crow Wrote:
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> Fairfax Fred Wrote:
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> -----
> > What is the latest on Furman?
>
>
> All us woodlands creatures are very worried about
> Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
I have been looking for Furman. He still owes me over 100 dollars from when I let him use my Discover card at the Best Western. I think he has gone into hiding. I checked his nest near PanAm But I hear he has another nest in Vienna somewhere.
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> Fairfax Fred Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What is the latest on Furman?
>
>
> All us woodlands creatures are very worried about
> Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
I have been looking for Furman. He still owes me over 100 dollars from when I let him use my Discover card at the Best Western. I think he has gone into hiding. I checked his nest near PanAm But I hear he has another nest in Vienna somewhere.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Vinnie Vienna
()
Date: May 02, 2023 01:40PM
Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Chris Crow Wrote:
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> -----
> > Fairfax Fred Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What is the latest on Furman?
> >
> >
> > All us woodlands creatures are very worried
> about
> > Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
>
> I have been looking for Furman. He still owes me
> over 100 dollars from when I let him use my
> Discover card at the Best Western. I think he has
> gone into hiding. I checked his nest near PanAm
> But I hear he has another nest in Vienna
> somewhere.
For a while he was hanging out at the Vienna Inn, but I haven’t him in weeks.
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> Chris Crow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfax Fred Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What is the latest on Furman?
> >
> >
> > All us woodlands creatures are very worried
> about
> > Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
>
> I have been looking for Furman. He still owes me
> over 100 dollars from when I let him use my
> Discover card at the Best Western. I think he has
> gone into hiding. I checked his nest near PanAm
> But I hear he has another nest in Vienna
> somewhere.
For a while he was hanging out at the Vienna Inn, but I haven’t him in weeks.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Woody Chipmunk
()
Date: May 02, 2023 02:52PM
Chris Crow Wrote:
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> Fairfax Fred Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What is the latest on Furman?
>
>
> All us woodlands creatures are very worried about
> Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
Furman had an extramarital affair with a transgender squirrel.
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> Fairfax Fred Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What is the latest on Furman?
>
>
> All us woodlands creatures are very worried about
> Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
Furman had an extramarital affair with a transgender squirrel.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Tommy Turtle
()
Date: May 02, 2023 03:13PM
Woody Chipmunk Wrote:
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> Chris Crow Wrote:
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> -----
> > Fairfax Fred Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What is the latest on Furman?
> >
> >
> > All us woodlands creatures are very worried
> about
> > Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
>
> Furman had an extramarital affair with a
> transgender squirrel.
I know that transgender squirrel. His name is Brucie.
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> Chris Crow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfax Fred Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What is the latest on Furman?
> >
> >
> > All us woodlands creatures are very worried
> about
> > Furman. We haven’t seen him in several weeks.
>
> Furman had an extramarital affair with a
> transgender squirrel.
I know that transgender squirrel. His name is Brucie.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
burning coal.
()
Date: May 03, 2023 05:25AM
I heard that Furman's wife left him for a black squirrel. Just a rumor though.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Greg the chipmunk
()
Date: May 03, 2023 06:33AM
burning coal. Wrote:
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> I heard that Furman's wife left him for a black
> squirrel. Just a rumor though.
That might be true. The other day I thought I saw Furmans wife Sally sneaking behind the bushs with Bubba Squirrel.
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> I heard that Furman's wife left him for a black
> squirrel. Just a rumor though.
That might be true. The other day I thought I saw Furmans wife Sally sneaking behind the bushs with Bubba Squirrel.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
ChippNDales
()
Date: May 03, 2023 08:47AM
Greg the chipmunk Wrote:
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> burning coal. Wrote:
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> -----
> > I heard that Furman's wife left him for a black
> > squirrel. Just a rumor though.
>
> That might be true. The other day I thought I saw
> Furmans wife Sally sneaking behind the bushs with
> Bubba Squirrel.
Black squirrels tend to have the biggest cocks.
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> burning coal. Wrote:
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> -----
> > I heard that Furman's wife left him for a black
> > squirrel. Just a rumor though.
>
> That might be true. The other day I thought I saw
> Furmans wife Sally sneaking behind the bushs with
> Bubba Squirrel.
Black squirrels tend to have the biggest cocks.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Madeline Gerbil
()
Date: May 03, 2023 10:24AM
ChippNDales Wrote:
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> Greg the chipmunk Wrote:
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> -----
> > burning coal. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I heard that Furman's wife left him for a
> black
> > > squirrel. Just a rumor though.
> >
> > That might be true. The other day I thought I
> saw
> > Furmans wife Sally sneaking behind the bushs
> with
> > Bubba Squirrel.
>
>
> Black squirrels tend to have the biggest cocks.
It’s true! It’s true!
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> Greg the chipmunk Wrote:
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> > burning coal. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I heard that Furman's wife left him for a
> black
> > > squirrel. Just a rumor though.
> >
> > That might be true. The other day I thought I
> saw
> > Furmans wife Sally sneaking behind the bushs
> with
> > Bubba Squirrel.
>
>
> Black squirrels tend to have the biggest cocks.
It’s true! It’s true!
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Wally Wasp
()
Date: May 07, 2023 11:22PM
Furman was laying low for a while, but he is back and planning a Memorial Day party. Details to be announced.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Chipp N. Dales
()
Date: May 08, 2023 12:46AM
Wally Wasp Wrote:
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> Furman was laying low for a while, but he is back
> and planning a Memorial Day party. Details to be
> announced.
Yeah, sucks about the extramarital affair though. Hot tranny squirrels are a kink these days.
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> Furman was laying low for a while, but he is back
> and planning a Memorial Day party. Details to be
> announced.
Yeah, sucks about the extramarital affair though. Hot tranny squirrels are a kink these days.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Woodlands Reporter
()
Date: May 08, 2023 01:59AM
Chipp N. Dales Wrote:
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> Wally Wasp Wrote:
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> -----
> > Furman was laying low for a while, but he is
> back
> > and planning a Memorial Day party. Details to
> be
> > announced.
>
>
> Yeah, sucks about the extramarital affair though.
> Hot tranny squirrels are a kink these days.
Furman is over his affair with the tranny squirrel and he is back with Sally.
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> Wally Wasp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Furman was laying low for a while, but he is
> back
> > and planning a Memorial Day party. Details to
> be
> > announced.
>
>
> Yeah, sucks about the extramarital affair though.
> Hot tranny squirrels are a kink these days.
Furman is over his affair with the tranny squirrel and he is back with Sally.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
microcenter employee
()
Date: May 08, 2023 07:15AM
We had not seen Furman at Pan-Am in weeks but I just heard that Furman came around our loading dock last friday at lunchtime and snatched a slice of pizza from our wharehouse guy.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
gettin drunk
()
Date: May 12, 2023 07:02AM
I heard that Furman is talking with the folks at Bud light about being in some of their ads.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Hole Foods
()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:19AM
I haven’t seen Furman in weeks but today when I went to Whole Foods to buy some groceries, I saw a gray squirrel that looked a lot like him. He may have abandoned the PanAm because they closed the McDonald’s
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Sandy Beavers
()
Date: May 20, 2023 01:58PM
Furman finally paid me back the money he owed me from the last trip to the Best Western. He had the nerve to ask if could use my Discover card for another two night stay for next weekend. I told him to pound sand. I am sure he is going to hit up the guy who grows weed on his balcony at Providence hall apartments. We will see I have a hard time believing there are any rooms left for Memorial day weekend but Furman is tight with the maintenance man there.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Itsy Inchworm
()
Date: May 22, 2023 11:15AM
Furman would like to have a Memorial Day party, but the Best Western won’t let him back in. Any suggestions for another venue ?
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Sandy Beavers
()
Date: May 22, 2023 02:06PM
Itsy Inchworm Wrote:
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> Furman would like to have a Memorial Day party,
> but the Best Western won’t let him back in. Any
> suggestions for another venue ?
The guy at Providence Hall said that Furman asked if he could have the party at his place but he was not down with that. Maybe Furman can get a last minute deal on a Air B&B.
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> Furman would like to have a Memorial Day party,
> but the Best Western won’t let him back in. Any
> suggestions for another venue ?
The guy at Providence Hall said that Furman asked if he could have the party at his place but he was not down with that. Maybe Furman can get a last minute deal on a Air B&B.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Wally Woodchuck
()
Date: May 29, 2023 11:08PM
Furman never could get a Memorial Day party organized. He will try again for the 4th of July.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Sandy Beavers
()
Date: May 30, 2023 07:54AM
Wally Woodchuck Wrote:
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> Furman never could get a Memorial Day party
> organized. He will try again for the 4th of July.
The Juneteenth 3-day weekend is coming up.
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> Furman never could get a Memorial Day party
> organized. He will try again for the 4th of July.
The Juneteenth 3-day weekend is coming up.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Smokey da black squirrel
()
Date: May 30, 2023 09:39AM
Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Wally Woodchuck Wrote:
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> > Furman never could get a Memorial Day party
> > organized. He will try again for the 4th of
> July.
>
> The Juneteenth 3-day weekend is coming up.
Furman be raycis .he don’t celebrate Juneteenth.
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> Wally Woodchuck Wrote:
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> -----
> > Furman never could get a Memorial Day party
> > organized. He will try again for the 4th of
> July.
>
> The Juneteenth 3-day weekend is coming up.
Furman be raycis .he don’t celebrate Juneteenth.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Louis Farrakhsquirrel
()
Date: May 30, 2023 04:53PM
Smokey da black squirrel Wrote:
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> Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> > Wally Woodchuck Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Furman never could get a Memorial Day party
> > > organized. He will try again for the 4th of
> > July.
> >
> > The Juneteenth 3-day weekend is coming up.
>
>
> Furman be raycis .he don’t celebrate Juneteenth.
Furman met Louis Farrakhsquirrel. He's cool with the black squirrels.
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> Sandy Beavers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wally Woodchuck Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Furman never could get a Memorial Day party
> > > organized. He will try again for the 4th of
> > July.
> >
> > The Juneteenth 3-day weekend is coming up.
>
>
> Furman be raycis .he don’t celebrate Juneteenth.
Furman met Louis Farrakhsquirrel. He's cool with the black squirrels.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
may - june
()
Date: June 03, 2023 03:19PM
Its squirrel mating season now through the first of July. Furman is getting his fuck on.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Woodlands Reporter
()
Date: June 03, 2023 07:31PM
may - june Wrote:
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> Its squirrel mating season now through the first
> of July. Furman is getting his fuck on.
Furman will have to look for a new partner because Sally ran off with a big black Squirrel.
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> Its squirrel mating season now through the first
> of July. Furman is getting his fuck on.
Furman will have to look for a new partner because Sally ran off with a big black Squirrel.
Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by:
Tyrone Squirrelson
()
Date: June 03, 2023 11:35PM
Woodlands Reporter Wrote:
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> may - june Wrote:
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> > Its squirrel mating season now through the
> first
> > of July. Furman is getting his fuck on.
>
>
> Furman will have to look for a new partner because
> Sally ran off with a big black Squirrel.
I can confirm
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> may - june Wrote:
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> -----
> > Its squirrel mating season now through the
> first
> > of July. Furman is getting his fuck on.
>
>
> Furman will have to look for a new partner because
> Sally ran off with a big black Squirrel.
I can confirm