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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Control Officer ()
Date: February 10, 2021 08:08PM

PASC shopper Wrote:
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> I HAVE SEEN THIS ANIMAL! It is a MENACE! It needs
> to be killed.

I feel your pain citizen.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Preposterous ()
Date: February 10, 2021 09:51PM

Animal Control Officer Wrote:
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> Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry Officer Not Friendly,
> >
> > I used my military training and stealthily made
> > contact with Furman and passed on enough
> supplies
> > to get him through the storm. I'm sure he will
> > stay holed up in his cozy, well-insulated
> squirrel
> > den and you won't see him for a week or more.
>
> You think you are so smart. During your
> operation, did you happen to notice an old gray
> haired fat woman with a cane hobbling towards a
> 1986 Oldsmobile? Well that was ME doing a
> counterinsurgency operation on your ass and I have
> the whole thing on video. My office, with
> assistance from a multi jurisdictional law
> enforcement task force, will roll up you and your
> accomplices as soon as the ink is dry on the
> warrants

Furman is an intellectual not an insurgent. What have you been smoking?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mucho Millionaire Squirrel ()
Date: February 10, 2021 10:04PM

Hey Furman Ill pick you up . Ive got smoking hotties waiting at Club Acorn in the Caribbean . Your room is already stocked with bags of black seed's split open acorns peanut's and water water cool fresh water we'll ditch that animal control ass . Im flying in on the triple 7 see ya soon, were spooling um up to jet off, my black amex card will cover everything no prob bro
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Can I Come Too ()
Date: February 10, 2021 10:16PM

Soon as my welfare check comes . I've not worked due to in some time bro and since Trumps out there no jobs to be had even more places are closing down even thou I voted for Joey , every one makes a mistake now and then ya know but ya know I love to party if your bud can cover me . I can help you eat 3/4 of your black seeds acorn's and peanuts and Ill drink all the cool clear water for ya man, Ill watch the hotties for ya when your skiing . Im good I promise , help a bro out man
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pan Am security guard ()
Date: February 11, 2021 04:03AM

Just saw Furman hanging out near Glory Days dumpster.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Friend of Furman ()
Date: February 11, 2021 07:26PM

I drove by PanAm just now and dropped off a Tippy Taco for Furman, just in case he doesn’t get any nuggets. BTW he hates seeds, black or otherwise. They stick in his teeth.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Was Not Furman ()
Date: February 11, 2021 07:33PM

It was Drunk Squirrel . Furman would not let him come along , it will be at least a few days till he's back unless millionaire squirrel is a weed smoke a speed freak or hangs with Hollywood leech friends who are "House Guests" , if he finds any of this to be true Furman will be right back

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent Anaylizer ()
Date: February 11, 2021 08:01PM

I am an expert rodent Anaylizer, and the drunk squirrel who likes Tippys Taco is definitely not Furman. It’s a case of mistaken identity. Furman only likes McDonalds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tito ()
Date: February 11, 2021 08:32PM

No way is the drunk squirrel Furman. Furman would never drink that piss Smirnoff’s. He only drinks Tito’s

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent Anaylizer ()
Date: February 11, 2021 10:33PM

Tito Wrote:
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> No way is the drunk squirrel Furman. Furman would
> never drink that piss Smirnoff’s. He only drinks
> Tito’s


This checks out Furman likes to wash down his McNuggets with Tito’s.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 12, 2021 05:17PM

One of the young ladies I work with has taken a liking to Furman. She found the tree that Furman has his nest built in and today she left a 4 piece Mcnugget and a medium fry at the base of his tree. She is worried that Furman might get squashed by a vehicle in the parking lot.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Is Wise ()
Date: February 12, 2021 07:04PM

He avoids cars and when he returns from Tippys he crosses at te Merrifield Fire light very quickly , he knows well what its like to be a leather patch on the road in summer with a bit of fur on the edges. That is what has happened to Secret Police State Squirrel, word around the Pan Am lot is he was pushed by his agent Communist Squirrel in a power grab , now all the leftist Squirrels are fighting among themselves as they wanted Hero Squirrel Impeached and their evil lies fell through

Hero Squirrel is from the big bad City of New York and fights for the rights of all Squirrels no matter if their Albino white squirrels, grey Squirrels Red Squirrels or Black squirrels ! He goes by the name of "Donald" or just "T" he's friends with all Military and Police squirrels and has a lot of squirrels on his side nation wide, he only expects one thing all squirrels must work for their black seeds and peanuts like Immigrant Squirrel and Furman do , no free lunch for lazy leeches which Welfare Squirrel and Drunk and Party Squirrel don't like one bit nor does that big mouth carpetbagger Hobo Squirrel
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Oh Hell ! ()
Date: February 12, 2021 07:11PM

Hero Squirrel is down in Florida with Millionaire Squirrel as his "House Guest" ! He's resting up with Maga split open bags of black seeds and peanuts and it will be a while before he's back on his feet as he's taken a beating lately and cant even say "fight" for the time being as he's so tired out.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bestiality? ()
Date: February 12, 2021 10:04PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> One of the young ladies I work with has taken a
> liking to Furman. She found the tree that Furman
> has his nest built in and today she left a 4 piece
> Mcnugget and a medium fry at the base of his tree.
> She is worried that Furman might get squashed by a
> vehicle in the parking lot.

Perhaps your young lady friend has unnatural thoughts about Furman? He is a stud you know

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: @PanAm Now ()
Date: February 13, 2021 12:58PM

I sat in the parking lot for twenty minutes after purchasing some USB drives and saw no sign of Furman. I hope he is just hiding from the animal control nazis and something terrible didn’t happen to him

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent Anaylizer ()
Date: February 13, 2021 02:17PM

@PanAm Now Wrote:
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> I sat in the parking lot for twenty minutes after
> purchasing some USB drives and saw no sign of
> Furman. I hope he is just hiding from the animal
> control nazis and something terrible didn’t
> happen to him


Probably just hiding in his bunker from the bad weather.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: happy meal. ()
Date: February 13, 2021 02:26PM

Rodent Anaylizer Wrote:
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> @PanAm Now Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sat in the parking lot for twenty minutes
> after
> > purchasing some USB drives and saw no sign of
> > Furman. I hope he is just hiding from the
> animal
> > control nazis and something terrible didn’t
> > happen to him
>
>
> Probably just hiding in his bunker from the bad
> weather.


Agreed. Furman is rarely seen in wet or damp weather. Most car windows are rolled up in bad weather too.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: February 13, 2021 02:35PM

Never fear FOF (Friends of Furman)!

My convert resupply mission last week got enough food to our furry friend to sustain him through this bad weather. He might be inconvenienced but he won't be wanting for nutrition.

Despite the best efforts of the animal control cop who is on the thread, Furman will survive to have the run of the Pan Am parking lot soon enough.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hero Squirrel And Furman ()
Date: February 13, 2021 06:48PM

Are celebrating Hero's acquittal today. God Bless The USA says Furman, the good always prevail over the bad.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Friend of Furman ()
Date: February 13, 2021 07:46PM

Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
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> Never fear FOF (Friends of Furman)!
>
> My convert resupply mission last week got enough
> food to our furry friend to sustain him through
> this bad weather. He might be inconvenienced but
> he won't be wanting for nutrition.
>
> Despite the best efforts of the animal control cop
> who is on the thread, Furman will survive to have
> the run of the Pan Am parking lot soon enough.

Thank you kind sir. Your assistance to Furman is appreciated by all. I can sleep easier tonight knowing he is safe, warm and has a full belly. We must find a way to throw the animal control Officer off the trail once and for all

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: February 13, 2021 08:49PM

Friend of Furman Wrote:
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> Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
>
> Thank you kind sir. Your assistance to Furman is
> appreciated by all. I can sleep easier tonight
> knowing he is safe, warm and has a full belly. We
> must find a way to throw the animal control
> Officer off the trail once and for all


Friend of Furman

You are most welcome, but I want to say that I only did what any of us who are FOF would do if we had the time and opportunity.

I think Furman will be able to avoid Officer Not-Friendly because I taught Furman some special covert techniques that ensure his success at necessary furtive and clandestine squirrel activities. FX County Animal Control officers do their best to serve the public but they don't have the training needed to outwit a Special Ops squirrel like Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Teach him to fish ()
Date: February 13, 2021 09:22PM

And he’ll eat forever. Thank you from all of us Covert man!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans top assistant ()
Date: February 13, 2021 11:09PM

Furman and his dedicated staff have built a completely safe, secret underground bunker complex that Officer Friendy can never find.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Researcher ()
Date: February 14, 2021 01:40AM

Furmans top assistant Wrote:
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> Furman and his dedicated staff have built a
> completely safe, secret underground bunker complex
> that Officer Friendy can never find.


So in this thread we have that skinny Jew Lee Highway Greg and now a reference to Yosue Rios and his Van Dyke park bunker. I will narrow down Furman's true identity soon!

https://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2015/12/fairfax-police-defend-arrest-of-man-living-inside-man-made-tunnel/

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: True identity ()
Date: February 14, 2021 10:31AM

I am a squirrel, Furman’s my name
Eating chicken McNuggets is my game
That is my identity

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Factual Frank ()
Date: February 14, 2021 12:59PM

True identity Wrote:
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> I am a squirrel, Furman’s my name
> Eating chicken McNuggets is my game
> That is my identity


This checks out

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Fan ()
Date: February 17, 2021 09:17PM

No sightings in the past three days? I am concerned something may have happened to Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: February 17, 2021 11:22PM

Never fear, Squirrel Fan!

Furman was resupplied early this morning, in preparation for the next winter weather event.

He is fuzzy and furry and has a very warm nest.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Reporter Ricki Rabbit ()
Date: February 18, 2021 12:08AM

Yes, don’t worry Furman fans, he is hunkered down in his warm bunker with plenty of supplies to wait out the storm.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Is Chilling Out ()
Date: February 18, 2021 06:05PM

No weed for him he does not need it to chill he's Nature Boy but he's got taco and seed munchies in his hide out , he's warm and cozy
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: REO Speedwagon ()
Date: February 18, 2021 07:34PM

I too can confirm Furman is safe and sound. He is eating from all the offerings his fans have given him and he wisely stored in his tree, and wearing his fur coat. He also enjoys listening to our song
Riding the storm out
Waiting for the thaw out
On a full moon night in the Fairfax county winter
Wine bottles low, waiting for the snow
Thinking about what I’m missing in Fairfax City

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: appetite change ()
Date: February 18, 2021 09:53PM

A Friend Gave Him Squirrel Food Wrote:
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> Peanuts and seeds heavy on the black sunflower
> ones and told him to stay away from weed blowing
> Hip Hog and cut back on the grease, Furmans tail
> is more bushy then ever and is waiting for more .
> Don't be cheap dump a bag of black seeds out for
> the little furry friend, its winter you know

He wasn't eating the black seeds today, just lighter colored ones.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: February 19, 2021 02:02AM

LOL Classic Rocker. I think Furman has an ear for the classic tunes and has a Walkman that he got from a thrift store. Plays cassettes. Old School !

On my last resupply mission I lent Furman one of my Leatherman multitools. I gave him the one that has a subdued finish and has a camo pouch. It blends into the nest and no one will see it.


REO Speedwagon Wrote:
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> I too can confirm Furman is safe and sound. He is
> eating from all the offerings his fans have given
> him and he wisely stored in his tree, and wearing
> his fur coat. He also enjoys listening to our
> song
> Riding the storm out
> Waiting for the thaw out
> On a full moon night in the Fairfax county winter
>
> Wine bottles low, waiting for the snow
> Thinking about what I’m missing in Fairfax City

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Eastman ()
Date: February 19, 2021 02:40AM

Katie Katherine
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mortimer Mole ()
Date: February 19, 2021 04:08AM

Get that slut off Furmans thread

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans Really P.O ed ! ()
Date: February 19, 2021 11:53AM

Hip Hog came by Furmans nest and wanted to keep some of his weed stash with Furman, Furman told him solidly NO. then Hip wanted Furman to let his friend Punk Squirrel from California come here and share Furmans nest with him, Furman took one look at Punks picture and says hell no as he knows Punk will not work and eat all of Furmans seeds and tacos and will only blow weed and smoke cigs all day until he can get welfare from Joey or Big Ralph ! He's hoping Punk will stay where he ruined everything out west and vows to tell all other animals never vote for the McAwful ones ever
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: animal lover ()
Date: February 20, 2021 11:15AM

I was thinking about dropping off some Wendy's fries and nuggets at PASC today. I wonder if Furman would enjoy something different?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Says NIX That ()
Date: February 20, 2021 11:36AM

Make it black seeds no salt either its no good for him but the sea gulls would like some Wendy'fries and nuggets

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Another animal lover ()
Date: February 20, 2021 10:40PM

animal lover Wrote:
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> I was thinking about dropping off some Wendy's
> fries and nuggets at PASC today. I wonder if
> Furman would enjoy something different?

Variety is the spice of life. I gave Furman some Wendy’s one day and he seemed to enjoy it

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: William Woodchuck ()
Date: February 21, 2021 12:00AM

For variety Furman usually gets some Glory Days wings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Charlie Chipmunk ()
Date: February 21, 2021 11:21AM

Furman will take anything he finds, including wings, but if he doesn’t like them he donates them to others like us. He doesn’t like to see anything go to waste

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: February 24, 2021 01:43PM

All FOF (Friends of Furman) will be pleased to know that Furman is enjoying the warm weather, he has cleaned out the nest, he's getting some exercise and fresh air, sunning himself, and planning on getting some McNuggets for dinner.

Furman is also excited that pitchers and catchers are reporting to Spring Training. Furman is a big fan of baseball and catches most of the Nats games.

Furman is Old School and does NOT like the DH.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thank you! ()
Date: February 24, 2021 10:33PM

Covert, thanks for the update and letting us know Furman is a Nationals fan. One day last week I thought I saw him standing in the parking lot with a Strasburg shirt on but thought I drank too many beers at glory days and was seeing things. I am relieved!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Red white and blue true ()
Date: February 24, 2021 11:58PM

Yep, Furman is a great patriot. He loves baseball, McDonalds, and America.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Senator's club ()
Date: February 25, 2021 03:47AM

Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
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> All FOF (Friends of Furman) will be pleased to
> know that Furman is enjoying the warm weather, he
> has cleaned out the nest, he's getting some
> exercise and fresh air, sunning himself, and
> planning on getting some McNuggets for dinner.
>
> Furman is also excited that pitchers and catchers
> are reporting to Spring Training. Furman is a big
> fan of baseball and catches most of the Nats
> games.
>
> Furman is Old School and does NOT like the DH.

Furman has been a fan of the Potomac Nationals since they were cannons but he is a casual O's fan to the grave. Where was the Washington baseball team when furman was growing up? Now he's just supposed to flip flop like some spineless double agent? Blasphemy I say!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Homerun Herbie ()
Date: February 25, 2021 06:22AM

Senator's club Wrote:
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> Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All FOF (Friends of Furman) will be pleased to
> > know that Furman is enjoying the warm weather,
> he
> > has cleaned out the nest, he's getting some
> > exercise and fresh air, sunning himself, and
> > planning on getting some McNuggets for dinner.
> >
> > Furman is also excited that pitchers and
> catchers
> > are reporting to Spring Training. Furman is a
> big
> > fan of baseball and catches most of the Nats
> > games.
> >
> > Furman is Old School and does NOT like the DH.
>
> Furman has been a fan of the Potomac Nationals
> since they were cannons but he is a casual O's fan
> to the grave. Where was the Washington baseball
> team when furman was growing up? Now he's just
> supposed to flip flop like some spineless double
> agent? Blasphemy I say!

Furman was an O’s fan. I remember him once telling me in squirrel language that his favorite player was Cal Ripken.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: February 25, 2021 10:42AM

You are most welcome. I am pleased to be able to ease your mind about Furman during these tough times. In my younger years I could have been that guy at Glory Days, eating a huge plate of wings and downing a couple pitchers of beer, and rolling out the door in a bit of a haze. LOL



Thank you! Wrote:
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> Covert, thanks for the update and letting us know
> Furman is a Nationals fan. One day last week I
> thought I saw him standing in the parking lot with
> a Strasburg shirt on but thought I drank too many
> beers at glory days and was seeing things. I am
> relieved!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: February 25, 2021 10:46AM

How right you are! Furman says he wouldn't live anywhere else but the USA, although he is disturbed at the state of the country at the moment. He did take down his squirrel-sized US Flag that used to hang proudly outside his nest. Furman felt it was too much of a giveaway to his location when that dastardly animal control officer is out there looking for him.


Red white and blue true Wrote:
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> Yep, Furman is a great patriot. He loves baseball,
> McDonalds, and America.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: February 25, 2021 10:53AM

Furman did in fact follow the O's back when they were the only game in town (so to speak). And no one can find fault with Furman for liking Cal. Furman respects Cal's work ethic and endurance.

But again, Furman is triggered by the DH rule and thinks all pitchers should have to get in the batters box and be complete baseball players. Furman says "What's next? Will pitchers get to have a DF (designated fielder)?"

And for God's sake, don't bring up the pitch clock and the 'start a runner on 2B' discussion!

Furman is easily triggered.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: FUKVN ()
Date: February 25, 2021 11:31AM

Attack Squirrel > Dollar Tree on Maple

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PCDTK ()
Date: February 25, 2021 12:05PM

Nope, Attack Squirrel > Dollar Tree on Maple

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman friend ()
Date: March 01, 2021 11:22PM

Saw our buddy today and gave him some McNuggets. I had already eaten my fries or would have given him some of those too. He was still appreciative

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: March 02, 2021 02:37AM

Well done, Furman Friend! I wonder if Furman would like those nuggetty pieces of chicken at Chik Filet?

Furman is anticipating the warm weather of spring and Opening Day baseball. As noted before, Furman is Old School and enjoys listening to the Nats on the radio. Furman thinks Charlie and Dave are the best in the business at calling a baseball game. He is also a bit nostalgic because he remembers sitting with Great Grandpa Furman and listening to the Senators games on the radio.

Furman prefers hot dogs with mustard and a bag of peanuts during a game. Oh, and a tall , very cold draft beer.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Morning truck driver ()
Date: March 02, 2021 07:55AM

Just a nice old lady give Furman a hash brown and half of her Sausage McMuffin.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Glory Days Grubber ()
Date: March 02, 2021 08:07PM

Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
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> Well done, Furman Friend! I wonder if Furman would
> like those nuggetty pieces of chicken at Chik
> Filet?
>
> Furman is anticipating the warm weather of spring
> and Opening Day baseball. As noted before, Furman
> is Old School and enjoys listening to the Nats on
> the radio. Furman thinks Charlie and Dave are the
> best in the business at calling a baseball game.
> He is also a bit nostalgic because he remembers
> sitting with Great Grandpa Furman and listening to
> the Senators games on the radio.
>
> Furman prefers hot dogs with mustard and a bag of
> peanuts during a game. Oh, and a tall , very cold
> draft beer.

Next time I go to Glory Days, I am going to try and sneak a cold Budweiser to Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 02, 2021 08:19PM

Furman was on the move today but he is not as quick and aggressive as he was last year. It seems like he is more inclined to look cute and hope for a handout instead of diving into peoples vehicles like he used to do.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: March 02, 2021 11:39PM

Well done GDG! Furman loves cold, refreshing Budweiser. He occasionally likes a European brew but really appreciates an American classic like Bud.

Furman used to be able to knock 'em back in his younger days, but now he is a bit more moderate and usually just has two or three cold ones and calls it quits.





Glory Days Grubber Wrote:
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> .
>
> Next time I go to Glory Days, I am going to try
> and sneak a cold Budweiser to Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Still Likes A Drink ()
Date: March 03, 2021 12:34AM

Especially if he's brought back a taco shell from Tippys to share , he gets into the mood to dance with the chicks
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Glory Days Grubber ()
Date: March 03, 2021 08:04PM

Thanks for your kind words Covert. I think one reason for his moderation is because people have been complaining about the beer farts he gets after drinking Budweiser. For a little guy, he sure can raise a mean stink and they linger

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bad mixture ()
Date: March 04, 2021 12:27AM

Glory Days Grubber Wrote:
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> Thanks for your kind words Covert. I think one
> reason for his moderation is because people have
> been complaining about the beer farts he gets
> after drinking Budweiser. For a little guy, he
> sure can raise a mean stink and they linger

His farts really stink when he mixes Budweiser with Sausage McMuffins.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: March 04, 2021 03:11AM

GDG

Furman did not confide in me that he was having gastro-distress. As Bad Mixture has astutely noted, the Buds with Sausage McNasties are a volatile combo!


Furman has shared that he had to cut back on the cold ones because the hangovers were hurting his head too much and messed up his balance and equilibrium as he ran through the tree canopy doing squirrel stuff. Sometimes I forget he is an arboreal rodent.



Glory Days Grubber Wrote:
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> Thanks for your kind words Covert. I think one
> reason for his moderation is because people have
> been complaining about the beer farts he gets
> after drinking Budweiser. For a little guy, he
> sure can raise a mean stink and they linger

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