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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: another rodent ()
Date: December 16, 2021 07:31PM

Does Furman have a facebook page?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Timmy Turtle ()
Date: December 16, 2021 08:07PM

Furman has been very good at the weed dealing creatures out of our neighborhood.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Facebook Furman ()
Date: December 16, 2021 09:53PM

Furman deleted his Facebook and Twitter accounts because people were accusing him of stealing food from peoples cars. Everyone knows Furman would never do that. They must have been trolls

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woody Woodchuck ()
Date: December 16, 2021 10:27PM

Don’t worry, Furman is working on getting a YouTube channel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gift Wrap ()
Date: December 17, 2021 08:11PM

Today when I went to Michaels I left a six pack of McNuggets wrapped in Christmas wrapping in the parking lot by my car. When I came out, it was gone. Happy Holidays Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Be Kind It's Christmas Time ()
Date: December 17, 2021 08:34PM

You know grease will put him on the animal hospitals stomach pump.
Give Furman his best Christmas with black seeds, ears of squirrel corn and water , water , pure clean water

Squirrel corn fattens Furman and his squirrel brood up for winter , it's dried corn sold at pet stores but Furman will attack fresh too , grab a pack of 4 fresh ears at Giant and toss um to him, he will engorge them

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: just unreal! ()
Date: December 19, 2021 12:10PM

Holy shit!

I saw Furman wearing a mask this morning.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vaxxinated Squirrel ()
Date: December 20, 2021 11:33PM

Furman has gotten double shots and is planning on going into CVS for his booster this weekend. Apparently squirrels have to go to the end of the line.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safety First ()
Date: December 20, 2021 11:42PM

Furman is following all the CDC guidance and wears his mask when he is in indoor settings or outdoors when he is uncertain about others Vaccinations status. He is also diligent about taking the Lipitor his doctor prescribed for his high cholesterol and is scheduled for his colonoscopy next month.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: See What The Grease Did To Him ()
Date: December 21, 2021 10:24PM

If you gave Furman his natural black seeds he would not have to take Lipitor but compared to yours he asked me to post his test results

Total C = 18

HDL = 6

LDL = 7

Tri = 27

But he's a squirrel not person he mostly lives the natural life

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Matt Mole ()
Date: December 22, 2021 07:08AM

Furman has come back to Vienna. Just saw him at the McDonalds across from Madison, gobbling crumbs that fell out of someone’s bag.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Matt Mole Is From Vienna ()
Date: December 22, 2021 02:22PM

He may be a friend of Mattress Mike of the VGH beware Furman if he invites you to the caboose for a drink

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gavin the Gerbil ()
Date: December 22, 2021 06:02PM

Matt Mole Is From Vienna Wrote:
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> He may be a friend of Mattress Mike of the VGH
> beware Furman if he invites you to the caboose for
> a drink


Stop it sweetie, we just want to be friends with Furman, he is a real cutie pie.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman update ()
Date: January 12, 2022 11:37PM

In case you were wondering,Furman took a little break and just stayed in his tree for a few weeks. He wanted to watch all the bowl games, including the national championship game. He was rooting for Alabama so he was a little disappointed but now he is pinning his hopes on the Packers. You’ll see him scampering around much more now

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Alfred Acorn ()
Date: January 18, 2022 09:03AM

Furman is definitely back at Pan-Am. An older lady getting into her Toyota Camry dropped a grocery bag, Furman grabbed a box of Cheerios and ran off towards Micro Center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chompa ()
Date: January 18, 2022 09:46AM

That is an impressively strong squirrel!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bucky Beaver ()
Date: January 18, 2022 11:17PM

Chompa Wrote:
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> That is an impressively strong squirrel!


Yes, us woodland creatures refer to Furman as Super Squirrel!

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