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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: another rodent ()
Date: December 16, 2021 07:31PM

Does Furman have a facebook page?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Timmy Turtle ()
Date: December 16, 2021 08:07PM

Furman has been very good at the weed dealing creatures out of our neighborhood.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Facebook Furman ()
Date: December 16, 2021 09:53PM

Furman deleted his Facebook and Twitter accounts because people were accusing him of stealing food from peoples cars. Everyone knows Furman would never do that. They must have been trolls

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woody Woodchuck ()
Date: December 16, 2021 10:27PM

Don’t worry, Furman is working on getting a YouTube channel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gift Wrap ()
Date: December 17, 2021 08:11PM

Today when I went to Michaels I left a six pack of McNuggets wrapped in Christmas wrapping in the parking lot by my car. When I came out, it was gone. Happy Holidays Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Be Kind It's Christmas Time ()
Date: December 17, 2021 08:34PM

You know grease will put him on the animal hospitals stomach pump.
Give Furman his best Christmas with black seeds, ears of squirrel corn and water , water , pure clean water

Squirrel corn fattens Furman and his squirrel brood up for winter , it's dried corn sold at pet stores but Furman will attack fresh too , grab a pack of 4 fresh ears at Giant and toss um to him, he will engorge them

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: just unreal! ()
Date: December 19, 2021 12:10PM

Holy shit!

I saw Furman wearing a mask this morning.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vaxxinated Squirrel ()
Date: December 20, 2021 11:33PM

Furman has gotten double shots and is planning on going into CVS for his booster this weekend. Apparently squirrels have to go to the end of the line.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safety First ()
Date: December 20, 2021 11:42PM

Furman is following all the CDC guidance and wears his mask when he is in indoor settings or outdoors when he is uncertain about others Vaccinations status. He is also diligent about taking the Lipitor his doctor prescribed for his high cholesterol and is scheduled for his colonoscopy next month.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: See What The Grease Did To Him ()
Date: December 21, 2021 10:24PM

If you gave Furman his natural black seeds he would not have to take Lipitor but compared to yours he asked me to post his test results

Total C = 18

HDL = 6

LDL = 7

Tri = 27

But he's a squirrel not person he mostly lives the natural life

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Matt Mole ()
Date: December 22, 2021 07:08AM

Furman has come back to Vienna. Just saw him at the McDonalds across from Madison, gobbling crumbs that fell out of someone’s bag.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Matt Mole Is From Vienna ()
Date: December 22, 2021 02:22PM

He may be a friend of Mattress Mike of the VGH beware Furman if he invites you to the caboose for a drink

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gavin the Gerbil ()
Date: December 22, 2021 06:02PM

Matt Mole Is From Vienna Wrote:
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> He may be a friend of Mattress Mike of the VGH
> beware Furman if he invites you to the caboose for
> a drink


Stop it sweetie, we just want to be friends with Furman, he is a real cutie pie.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman update ()
Date: January 12, 2022 11:37PM

In case you were wondering,Furman took a little break and just stayed in his tree for a few weeks. He wanted to watch all the bowl games, including the national championship game. He was rooting for Alabama so he was a little disappointed but now he is pinning his hopes on the Packers. You’ll see him scampering around much more now

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Alfred Acorn ()
Date: January 18, 2022 09:03AM

Furman is definitely back at Pan-Am. An older lady getting into her Toyota Camry dropped a grocery bag, Furman grabbed a box of Cheerios and ran off towards Micro Center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chompa ()
Date: January 18, 2022 09:46AM

That is an impressively strong squirrel!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bucky Beaver ()
Date: January 18, 2022 11:17PM

Chompa Wrote:
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> That is an impressively strong squirrel!


Yes, us woodland creatures refer to Furman as Super Squirrel!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike Mattresses Mouse ()
Date: January 21, 2022 08:07AM

Furman is back in Vienna. Just saw him grab half of an egg McMuffin and a quarter of a hash brown from an older gentleman in a Lexus at the James Madison McDonalds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Never ender ()
Date: January 22, 2022 10:23PM

Furmans thread will never end

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Super Bowl Party ()
Date: February 11, 2022 08:42PM

Furman is planning on having a big party Sunday for the Super Bowl. Squirrels from all over Fairfax are expected to attend. He has been working overtime all week gathering food for the party. He and several of his tree mates ventured all the way up to Tapawingo to pilfer a pizza from an unlocked kitchen. Dragging it all the way back to Pan Am took a lot of teamwork

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Charlie Crow ()
Date: February 11, 2022 10:13PM

Super Bowl Party Wrote:
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> Furman is planning on having a big party Sunday
> for the Super Bowl. Squirrels from all over
> Fairfax are expected to attend. He has been
> working overtime all week gathering food for the
> party. He and several of his tree mates ventured
> all the way up to Tapawingo to pilfer a pizza from
> an unlocked kitchen. Dragging it all the way back
> to Pan Am took a lot of teamwork


This is true. My flying friends and spied teams of squirrels pilfering a variety of food items from numerous kitchens throughout the area.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 12, 2022 06:17AM

Super Bowl Party Wrote:
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> Furman is planning on having a big party Sunday
> for the Super Bowl. Squirrels from all over
> Fairfax are expected to attend. He has been
> working overtime all week gathering food for the
> party. He and several of his tree mates ventured
> all the way up to Tapawingo to pilfer a pizza from
> an unlocked kitchen. Dragging it all the way back
> to Pan Am took a lot of teamwork


You know, a Samsung 55 inch 4k ultra HDTV turned up missing from the warehouse area of the store this week. You don't suppose Furman and friends could be behind this do you? Maybe they are just borrowing it.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway security guard ()
Date: February 12, 2022 09:34AM

Snack foods, wings and chili and taco ingredients have been disappearing lately and witness’s have seen squirrels scurrying away. Very suspicious.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Felonious Fallout ()
Date: February 14, 2022 07:30PM

Apparently Furman’s Super Bowl party did not end well. Everything was going fine until mid way through the first quarter, when some uninvited squirrels from the Merrifield area showed up empty handed. They were obviously intoxicated and were yelling, hollering and fighting. At first Furman tried to keep the peace but finally called the police. The miscreant squirrels threw beer bottles, pizza crusts and even a large portion of the acorns Furman stored in his nest for winter at the cops. They scampered off too fast for the police to catch them, leaving Furman stuck with a hefty fine and a big mess to clean up. Furman vowed to never have a Super Bowl party again.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Frolics ()
Date: February 15, 2022 10:23PM

I saw Furman frolicking in the Pan Am parking lot today near the Micro Center. Now that the weather is getting a little warmer, he’s getting more frisky. It looked like he was still sporting a black eye from the fight at his super Bowl party though

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Burly Beaver ()
Date: February 15, 2022 10:36PM

Don’t worry, Furman has hired my private woodland detective agency to track down all the uninvited squirrels who vandalized his super bowl party, and Justice will be served.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Another clue ()
Date: February 15, 2022 11:18PM

There were several Tippy Tacos wrappers found outside Furman’s tree, further evidence that the reprobate squirrels came from the Merrifield area, scampering down Lee Highway and stopping off a Tippys to pregame. I hope these little furry bastards are caught and punished.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Burly Beaver ()
Date: February 15, 2022 11:46PM

Another clue Wrote:
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> There were several Tippy Tacos wrappers found
> outside Furman’s tree, further evidence that the
> reprobate squirrels came from the Merrifield area,
> scampering down Lee Highway and stopping off a
> Tippys to pregame. I hope these little furry
> bastards are caught and punished.


Thanks for the Tippys Taco clue. We have some other good leads and are to catching the troublemaking squirrels. Their punishment will be swift and severe.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent Ralph ()
Date: February 16, 2022 07:19PM

Have you made any progress in the investigation yet? Let me know if you need some help. I have run into these squirrels before and they’re bad hombres who cover their tracks well

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Detective Duck ()
Date: February 17, 2022 01:12AM

They have covered their tracks well but we are still working day and night on the case. Furman wants results and heads to roll.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Civil disorder ()
Date: February 17, 2022 05:08PM

We have to stop these outlaw squirrels from wreaking havoc on peaceful squirrels. If this isn’t stopped civil disorder will ensue and society will break down. I stand in solidarity with Furman and peace loving squirrels everywhere. Long live Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Burly Beaver ()
Date: February 17, 2022 09:35PM

We have captured two low level squirrels involved in the vandalism and we will torture them until they take us to their leaders.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Humane Society ()
Date: February 17, 2022 11:04PM

Go easy on them Burly Beaver. Maybe just pull their tails or something. Nothing too extreme

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Burly Beaver ()
Date: February 17, 2022 11:33PM

Humane Society Wrote:
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> Go easy on them Burly Beaver. Maybe just pull
> their tails or something. Nothing too extreme


We are considering water boarding or almost lynching.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Windblown ()
Date: February 18, 2022 08:45PM

I saw Furman running across the Pan Am parking lot. He was getting whipped around in the wind and his fur was disheveled. I threw him a piece of my sandwich but he just kept running towards shelter. I hope he’s okay. It’s not like him to run away from food

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Billy Bluebird ()
Date: February 18, 2022 09:56PM

Windblown Wrote:
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> I saw Furman running across the Pan Am parking
> lot. He was getting whipped around in the wind and
> his fur was disheveled. I threw him a piece of my
> sandwich but he just kept running towards shelter.
> I hope he’s okay. It’s not like him to run
> away from food


He had a bit of indigestion from eating at Tippys Taco but he’s okay now.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gassy ()
Date: February 19, 2022 07:27PM

I don’t know why Furman keeps eating at Tippys. He knows it gives him gas. I don’t feel sorry for him

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans Digging Tacos And Pizza ()
Date: February 19, 2022 07:54PM

Because people gave Furman grease not his natural black seeds and different nuts and peanuts Furman has been eating too high on the hog. Not only munching at Tippys but he's digging pizza too and loves a cold beer with it especially when he and the other squirrels get together to play poker

The way Furman loves tacos and pizza you would think he was a teenager
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gary Grouse ()
Date: February 19, 2022 10:59PM

Nice pics but they are not Furman. Furman would never drink Lite beer.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tom Cat ()
Date: February 20, 2022 12:43AM

I like to chase squirrels. If I catch them I’ll eat them but normally they run faster than me and climb up a tree.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman lives!!!! ()
Date: February 20, 2022 06:56AM

Ivan Jerkinov Wrote:
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> Ivan understands dat this capitalist pig rodent is
> still causing the trouble at the Pan Am?
>
> Ivan will be conducting a special investigation
> and then Ivan will be contacting the KGB with the
> results of dis investigation. If Ivan is given
> instruction to destroy this trouble-making rodent
> then it will be done in the name of Mother
> Russia!!


So, Ivan you posted this about 6 months ago and guess what? Furman is still free and living life on his own terms. Sounds like you and "Mother Russia" are all talk and no action. Furman lives!!!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Boris Ballsackinoff ()
Date: February 20, 2022 10:09AM

Furman lives!!!! Wrote:
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> Ivan Jerkinov Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ivan understands dat this capitalist pig rodent
> is
> > still causing the trouble at the Pan Am?
> >
> > Ivan will be conducting a special investigation
> > and then Ivan will be contacting the KGB with
> the
> > results of dis investigation. If Ivan is given
> > instruction to destroy this trouble-making
> rodent
> > then it will be done in the name of Mother
> > Russia!!
>
>
> So, Ivan you posted this about 6 months ago and
> guess what? Furman is still free and living life
> on his own terms. Sounds like you and "Mother
> Russia" are all talk and no action. Furman
> lives!!!

Ivan had to give up the mission to destroy Furman because he got reassigned back to Russia to plan covert operations in preparation for the upcoming Ukraine invasion.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Strong ()
Date: February 20, 2022 03:26PM

No Russian squirrel is going to be able to take Furman down. He’s one of the strongest squirrels who ever lived.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: retired military ()
Date: February 20, 2022 03:32PM

Squirrel Strong Wrote:
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> No Russian squirrel is going to be able to take
> Furman down. He’s one of the strongest squirrels
> who ever lived.

Maybe Ivan tried to attack Furman and Furman killed him and hid the body. Maybe Furman simply put Ivan in the Safeway dumpster and covered him with discarded produce. Maybe that is why Ivan has not posted in 6 months!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Very likely ()
Date: February 20, 2022 07:40PM

^^^ This is the most likely scenario. Furman doesn’t fuck around when his country is threatened

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tao Chung Foo ()
Date: February 20, 2022 10:05PM

Because Russia fail to kill squirrel, China special ops take over. Furman dead soon.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hong Kong Phoey ()
Date: February 22, 2022 11:54PM

Furman make Vietnamese friends at Pho Thang Long. We protect Furman. He number one. No like Chinese anyway. You number 10.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mao’s grandson ()
Date: February 23, 2022 12:06AM

Hong Kong Phoey Wrote:
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> Furman make Vietnamese friends at Pho Thang Long.
> We protect Furman. He number one. No like Chinese
> anyway. You number 10.


We will crush and destroy American capitalist pig squirrel and punk Vietnamese .

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Diplomatic Relations ()
Date: February 23, 2022 09:10PM

Furman is a peace loving squirrel who will use diplomatic means to stop conflict among warring factions of squirrels and other creatures. He only uses force as a last resort

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Another windy day ()
Date: February 27, 2022 05:39PM

Furman hates wid an stayed inside his tree most of the day today

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Black Seeds ()
Date: February 27, 2022 07:30PM

They rot Furman’s teeth and make his breath stink. Don’t give them to him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Willie Warhawk ()
Date: February 28, 2022 05:44PM

Furman has moved to Vienna. Just saw him munching on a Big Mac at the James Madison McDonalds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Organic Squirrel ()
Date: February 28, 2022 09:02PM

Furman has been spending a lot of time at Whole Foods too, because someone told him organic food is healthier and they sell nuts in bulk

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Don't Listen To The Russians ()
Date: February 28, 2022 09:12PM

He is spreading cyber lies to try to hurt Furman , telling us not to give Furman his natural black seeds and nuts and water water pure cool water instead of a greasy fry or piece of greasy breaded fried makeup sponge disquised as a chicken tender

Furman is now wise to thir tricks he has had to have his stomach pumped too many times at Squirrel Hospital after falling for the comrades grease ,

He still munches but not because he blows weed like Hiphog . He always enjoys his time listening to Hillbilly music while downing a few ice cold Buds like all red blooded American squirrels

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: oak tree condo ()
Date: March 01, 2022 07:15AM

Willie Warhawk Wrote:
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> Furman has moved to Vienna. Just saw him munching
> on a Big Mac at the James Madison McDonalds.

Furman has been catching rides on Amazon expediter vans around the area. You never know where he might be on any given day. His base of operations is still between Providence hall apartments and micro center though.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Whereabouts ()
Date: March 02, 2022 06:58PM

I saw Furman about an hour ago in the parking lot of the Vienna Inn, munching on what appeared to be a chili dog. I hope I am wrong as they give Furman terrible gas which upsets his tree mates.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mouse Mattress ()
Date: March 02, 2022 07:57PM

Whereabouts Wrote:
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> I saw Furman about an hour ago in the parking lot
> of the Vienna Inn, munching on what appeared to be
> a chili dog. I hope I am wrong as they give Furman
> terrible gas which upsets his tree mates.


Yes Furman is fond of Vienna Inn chili dogs, he doesn’t care too much about the consequences, his tree mates will have to deal with the side effects.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Coors lite ()
Date: March 02, 2022 09:12PM

Furman’s farts even smell worse after he washes down his chili dogs with a few cold Coors Lights

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gray Grouse ()
Date: March 03, 2022 12:51AM

Coors lite Wrote:
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> Furman’s farts even smell worse after he washes
> down his chili dogs with a few cold Coors Lights


Fake news, Furman would never drink Light beer.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Imported Beer ()
Date: March 03, 2022 08:20PM

Of course Furman likes imported beers,, especially Stella Artois, but will certainly not turn down anything offered, including a Coors Light. He has also been known to enjoy a shot of Wild Turkey on occasion. Gobble gobble!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sammy Skunk ()
Date: March 03, 2022 09:32PM

Imported Beer Wrote:
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> Of course Furman likes imported beers,, especially
> Stella Artois, but will certainly not turn down
> anything offered, including a Coors Light. He has
> also been known to enjoy a shot of Wild Turkey on
> occasion. Gobble gobble!


Sorry to contradict you, but us woodland creatures who are good friends with Furman know his opinion on light beer. He clearly makes it clear that he refers to light beer as piss water.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: But Furman Is Now Drinking ()
Date: March 03, 2022 11:48PM

Bud 55 and Miller 64 , he needs to lose weight because fools gave him grease again not his natural black seeds and unsalted raw peanuts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hangover Hare ()
Date: March 05, 2022 08:09AM

Furman must have drank too much of something last night, because I just saw him laying passed out flat on his back in front of Microcenter

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wild partying ()
Date: March 06, 2022 09:05PM

Even squirrels have to wild every once in awhile. Normally Furman is a very responsible drinker

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman And Friends Partying ()
Date: March 07, 2022 02:03PM

They all jumped on a flatbed truck that stopped in Burke as the men worked as landscapers , then Furmans Krewe went Mardi Gras partying at Bunnyman Brewing in Burke named after the Bunnyman of local legendary lore.

They were lucky they could not hold much of the tasty craft brew and were able to get back on the truck for a ride back home to Pan Am as skunk drunk as they were

Now Furman is nursing a hangover drinking cool clear clean water water and devouring black seeds he had horded but badly needs replaceing by a loving human who knows his natural foods and cool clear clean water are better for him then grease or sticky sweet sodas or beer just as cool clear clean water is best for you too.

Furman asks for donations of black seeds and raw unsalted peanuts , as any processed foods people eat are not the best for him and his squirrelly friends or Hiphog the weed blower either he will find his cool clear clean water in nature our your birdbath if you keep it clear and clean for all of natures best friends

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway Shopper ()
Date: March 07, 2022 04:01PM

Apparently Furman believes in the hair of the dog philosophy, because I just him grab a six-pack of Bud from Safeway and scamper out the door.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: .Paul ()
Date: March 08, 2022 04:50AM

I live at Providence hall apartments and I am going to be leaving my pot plants out on the balcony as the weather warms up. Last year some of my stash was stolen and I think it may well have been this obnoxious squirrel. This year I am setting up a ring camera to see just exactly who or what is ripping me off. Furman needs to learn how to grow his own damn weed.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cheech Chipmunk ()
Date: March 08, 2022 07:43AM

.Paul Wrote:
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> I live at Providence hall apartments and I am
> going to be leaving my pot plants out on the
> balcony as the weather warms up. Last year some of
> my stash was stolen and I think it may well have
> been this obnoxious squirrel. This year I am
> setting up a ring camera to see just exactly who
> or what is ripping me off. Furman needs to learn
> how to grow his own damn weed.

Please leave more pot out for us rodents. That’s some good shit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Weed Stealer ()
Date: March 08, 2022 08:13PM

Hey Paul can you post which balcony your plants will be on and whether or not a ladder will be necessary to reach them? Asking for Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bully Bullfrog ()
Date: March 08, 2022 11:14PM

Weed Stealer Wrote:
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> Hey Paul can you post which balcony your plants
> will be on and whether or not a ladder will be
> necessary to reach them? Asking for Furman

Furman and you rats better stay away from Paul’s pots. My bullfrog crew is claiming first dibs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bullfrogshit ()
Date: March 08, 2022 11:48PM

^^^ The above post is clearly bullshit. Frogs aren’t herbivores, they eat bugs. Paul, where are you putting the goods? Asking for Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bully Bullfrog ()
Date: March 08, 2022 11:55PM

Bullfrogshit Wrote:
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> ^^^ The above post is clearly bullshit. Frogs
> aren’t herbivores, they eat bugs. Paul, where
> are you putting the goods? Asking for Furman

We’re not eating the pot, we are smoking it, you stupid squirrel shithead.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bullfrogshit ()
Date: March 09, 2022 12:20AM

You aren’t going to be smoking shit. Look at your fat slimy ass. How are you going to outrun a squirrel and jump up on Paul’s balcony? Climbing up a balcony is just like climbing a tree. That’s what squirrels do. You bombastic bullshitting bullfrog bastard!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bully Bullfrog ()
Date: March 09, 2022 07:39AM

Hey squirrel Tard, that pic is my fat cousin Calvin, I am thin as a pin and can run and jump and climb faster than any stupid squirrel

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bullfrogshit ()
Date: March 09, 2022 08:19PM

Bullfrog, you are fat and slimy and give people warts. No one likes you. Paul wants to party with squirrels. We are fun and cute and don’t leave slime all over his balcony. Paul, let’s party! We’ll bring the acorns!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bully Bullfrog ()
Date: March 09, 2022 10:15PM

Bullfrogshit Wrote:
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> Bullfrog, you are fat and slimy and give people
> warts. No one likes you. Paul wants to party with
> squirrels. We are fun and cute and don’t leave
> slime all over his balcony. Paul, let’s party!
> We’ll bring the acorns!


You’ll notice that Paul has not responded to you. You will never get any of his weed. Stick to eating your frickin nuts.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: smokey ()
Date: March 10, 2022 04:53PM

How much weed could Furman possibly smoke? I bet his little lungs are smaller than a fingertip. I think one little bud could get him fucked up for three months.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woody Woodchuck ()
Date: March 10, 2022 10:09PM

smokey Wrote:
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> How much weed could Furman possibly smoke? I bet
> his little lungs are smaller than a fingertip. I
> think one little bud could get him fucked up for
> three months.


You are forgetting that Furman is super-Squirrel. He can handle it.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Does Not Blow Weed ! ()
Date: March 10, 2022 10:18PM

His friend Hiphog does. He's called Hip Hog because he is a hip groundhog and blows weed

Furman drinks a bit now and then , right now with gas so high all the animals are getting sad as people don't have money to bring them natural seeds and unsalted raw peanuts , Russian squirrel better watch out around their and Furmans nests
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: No black seeds for Furman ()
Date: March 10, 2022 10:25PM

It is a myth Furman likes black seeds. He hates them. Bring him some McNuggets or a taco from Tippys and you will be his friend for life

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rachel Robin ()
Date: March 11, 2022 12:09AM

No black seeds for Furman Wrote:
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> It is a myth Furman likes black seeds. He hates
> them. Bring him some McNuggets or a taco from
> Tippys and you will be his friend for life


Please don’t bring him Tippys Taco, he will stink up the woodlands.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway worker ()
Date: March 12, 2022 09:22PM

It was so cold today that Furman stole an old ladies blanket out of the back seat of her Buick as she was putting groceries in the trunk.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 14, 2022 04:58PM

There was some Dominoes pizza left over from somebody's lunch so I set a slice of it near the tombstones. It has not been touched since 12:30. I think Dominoes is so bad that not even Furman will eat it.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Whereabouts ()
Date: March 14, 2022 11:04PM

Furman wasn’t at the PanAm today. Since the weather was so nice he decided to scamper off to the Vienna Inn and see if he could score himself some chili dogs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: March 14, 2022 11:31PM

I am concerned about Furmans diet, whether he had Dominos or Vienna Inn chili dogs, neither one is good for his gastrointestinal system.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Healthy Squirrel ()
Date: March 15, 2022 09:49PM

Furman’s good genes, strong constitution and dedication to a regimen of exercise will keep him healthy for years to come

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Health nut ()
Date: March 15, 2022 10:23PM

Furman is getting a lot of exercise lately running back and forth from PanAm to Vienna.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: downtown 1 ()
Date: March 16, 2022 04:53AM

Health nut Wrote:
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> Furman is getting a lot of exercise lately running
> back and forth from PanAm to Vienna.

I think he has been using the W&OD trail to go back and forth. That is good, less chance of being mowed down by a car or truck.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: herbal vape ()
Date: March 16, 2022 08:12PM

smokey Wrote:
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> How much weed could Furman possibly smoke? I bet
> his little lungs are smaller than a fingertip. I
> think one little bud could get him fucked up for
> three months.

Furman is into vapes now.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Willie Warhawk ()
Date: March 16, 2022 10:46PM

herbal vape Wrote:
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> smokey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How much weed could Furman possibly smoke? I
> bet
> > his little lungs are smaller than a fingertip.
> I
> > think one little bud could get him fucked up
> for
> > three months.
>
> Furman is into vapes now.

That would explain why I saw him hanging out in front of The House of Vapes in Vienna this afternoon.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nick Nutley ()
Date: March 20, 2022 10:25PM

Furman is still in Vienna. Saw him earlier tonight stumbling out of the Vienna Inn.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rainy daze ()
Date: March 23, 2022 09:56PM

I saw Furman today walking across the PanAm parking lot with his umbrella. He doesn’t like getting his fur wet.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman the Fornicator ()
Date: March 24, 2022 09:28PM

Apparently Furman has found a new girl squirrel in the Whole Foods parking lot he just can’t keep his dick in his fur for. Get a room Furman!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Willie Warbler ()
Date: March 24, 2022 10:37PM

Furmans new girl friend just might convince him to starting eating healthy Whole Foods Chow, and give up the junk food.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 27, 2022 10:01AM

Here lately we have only seen Furman on the weekends. Maybe he is using the W&OD trail to travel from PanAm to Vienna.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Keeping a low profile ()
Date: March 27, 2022 07:15PM

Furman has been doing a lot of partying lately and has been passing out due to his drunken binges. Might explain his low profile around the PanAm
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pan-Am Pete ()
Date: March 28, 2022 10:33AM

Just saw Furman looking ragged limping past Microcenter.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Veterinarian ()
Date: March 28, 2022 08:00PM

If Furman’s health continues to deteriorate, we should take up a collection and bring him to the vet

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Jack Rabbit ()
Date: March 29, 2022 11:35PM

I will be on stand by office hours if he needs me.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 30, 2022 01:00PM

Furman has been eating pizza crusts from Dominoes. There are a number of contractors who eat at the Dominoes almost every day. Furman has trained them to toss him pizza crusts. Probably not the best diet for him.

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