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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pho Eater ()
Date: March 30, 2022 10:40PM

Is the pho restaurant still there at PanAm? Noodles would be much better for Furman’s diet.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Woody Woodpecker ()
Date: March 30, 2022 11:04PM

Pho Eater Wrote:
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> Is the pho restaurant still there at PanAm?
> Noodles would be much better for Furman’s diet.


Too much sodium

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lo Sodium ()
Date: March 31, 2022 09:18PM

Furman ate French fries for years and he’s healthy as a horse.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nurse Bumblebee ()
Date: March 31, 2022 11:40PM

Lo Sodium Wrote:
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> Furman ate French fries for years and he’s
> healthy as a horse.


Furmans body could handle those all American McDonalds fries, but his body might have a difficult time digesting Asian noodles.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: The reverend Hugh Jorgan ()
Date: April 01, 2022 04:54AM

I think Furman may be a Catholic. I will bring him a fish sandwich today since it is Friday. I would hate to see the little guy go hungry. He can't eat meat today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Stevie Sparrow ()
Date: April 01, 2022 09:10AM

The reverend Hugh Jorgan Wrote:
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> I think Furman may be a Catholic. I will bring him
> a fish sandwich today since it is Friday. I would
> hate to see the little guy go hungry. He can't eat
> meat today.


Furman requests 2 McDonalds filet o fish please!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: It’s Saturyay! ()
Date: April 02, 2022 09:14PM

Furman gets drunk all weekend! I saw him doing a shot in the PanAm parking lot this afternoon

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Late Safeway Shopper ()
Date: April 02, 2022 09:40PM

It’s Saturyay! Wrote:
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> Furman gets drunk all weekend! I saw him doing a
> shot in the PanAm parking lot this afternoon


True. Just saw him passed out in front of Starbucks.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Trader Vic’s ()
Date: April 04, 2022 09:31PM

I saw Furman drinking a pina colada. His hair was perfect

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warren Zevon ()
Date: April 04, 2022 11:14PM

Trader Vic’s Wrote:
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> I saw Furman drinking a pina colada. His hair was
> perfect


And he was howling like the werewolf of London.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman’s Femme Fatale ()
Date: April 04, 2022 11:46PM

How was Furman to know she was with the Russians too?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Buckwheat Bill ()
Date: April 05, 2022 11:19PM

Furman is definitely going down hill. Just saw him in the corner near Microcenter huddled in a blanket guzzling a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Double A ()
Date: April 06, 2022 11:23PM

Furman has been attending regular meetings trying to get his problem under control. He falls off the wagon every once in a while

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gray Goose ()
Date: April 07, 2022 10:26PM

Double A Wrote:
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> Furman has been attending regular meetings trying
> to get his problem under control. He falls off the
> wagon every once in a while


He’s been falling off the wagon a lot lately. Saw him earlier today laying passed out in the Safeway cart return area.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Part of the solution ()
Date: April 07, 2022 10:55PM

Everyone needs to stop giving Furman alcohol. How is he going to kick the habit if everyone keeps buying him drinks?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Paddy O’ Drunk ()
Date: April 08, 2022 09:12AM

Part of the solution Wrote:
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> Everyone needs to stop giving Furman alcohol. How
> is he going to kick the habit if everyone keeps
> buying him drinks?


I am going to leave him some Jamison’s Irish Whiskey today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cares about Furman ()
Date: April 08, 2022 04:44PM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woodlands reporter ()
Date: April 08, 2022 10:35PM

Don’t worry, Furman is planning on eventually moving to Vienna.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Resilience ()
Date: April 08, 2022 10:39PM

Like the Ukrainian people, no matter what misfortune befalls his homeland, Furman will persevere. We stand with you Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman fan ()
Date: April 09, 2022 06:31AM

Yeah, Furman will be fine. When the McDonald's closed he was able to adapt and overcome and he will find a way to carry on if the shopping center is re-purposed. Who knows, he might even improve his situation.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: April 09, 2022 06:51AM

Furman fan Wrote:
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> Yeah, Furman will be fine. When the McDonald's
> closed he was able to adapt and overcome and he
> will find a way to carry on if the shopping center
> is re-purposed. Who knows, he might even improve
> his situation.


We are organizing special deals to entice him to move to Vienna. Possibly free lifetime supply of McNuggets from the Madison McDonalds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Whole Foods Shopping ()
Date: April 09, 2022 07:08PM

Furman should consider relocating to the Whole Foods parking lot and nearby trees. A diet of organic foods will do him wonders!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Charlie Chipmunk ()
Date: April 09, 2022 09:53PM

Whole Foods Shopping Wrote:
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> Furman should consider relocating to the Whole
> Foods parking lot and nearby trees. A diet of
> organic foods will do him wonders!


Furman definitely does not like health food crap. He loves McDonalds, Tippys Taco and Glory Days.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: La Bamba ()
Date: April 11, 2022 07:46PM

Furman has been spending a lot of time at the Chipotle on Maple. He likes the burritos and has found himself a hot little Chiquita there as well. Furman always tries to be efficient

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Steve Slug ()
Date: April 11, 2022 08:37PM

La Bamba Wrote:
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> Furman has been spending a lot of time at the
> Chipotle on Maple. He likes the burritos and has
> found himself a hot little Chiquita there as well.
> Furman always tries to be efficient


This is true. Furman has discovered that Chipotle is not as rough on his bowels as Tippys Taco.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Flatulent Furman ()
Date: April 12, 2022 08:34PM

Tippy Tacos made Furman very flatulent though he loved the taste. His squirrel farts angered the other squirrels in his tree so he had to find an alternative. Furman is very considerate of his tree mates

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Maple Mitch ()
Date: April 14, 2022 12:27PM

I think Furman has moved to Vienna. Just saw him at Madison McDonalds trying to grab a McNugget out of an older lady’s bag as she was getting in her car.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bad Habits ()
Date: April 14, 2022 09:22PM

I saw Furman at the 7-11 near there buying a pack of Marlboro

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Very bad habits ()
Date: April 15, 2022 12:09AM

Bad Habits Wrote:
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> I saw Furman at the 7-11 near there buying a pack
> of Marlboro


He also bought a six-pack of Budweiser

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Providence hall weed ()
Date: April 16, 2022 02:20PM

Furman is probably happy that the warmer weather is here. Soon the guy that grows weed at the apartments will be putting his plants out on his balcony to catch the afternoon sun. Furman will be keeping an eye on those buds and grab a few of them when they are ready.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr. Goodstash ()
Date: April 17, 2022 10:08AM

Providence hall weed Wrote:
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> Furman is probably happy that the warmer weather
> is here. Soon the guy that grows weed at the
> apartments will be putting his plants out on his
> balcony to catch the afternoon sun. Furman will be
> keeping an eye on those buds and grab a few of
> them when they are ready.

Furman does not need to wait for buds to mature. I estimate Furmans weight to be just over one pound. At that weight he can chew on a leaf or two and get fucked up out of his mind.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Park street Pete ()
Date: April 17, 2022 01:57PM

Furman must’ve hit the bottle again last night. Just saw him passed out on the WO’D trail near the Vienna community center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Freezing Furman ()
Date: April 20, 2022 12:06AM

Furman saw the snow and felt the cold weather and thought it was time to hibernate

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fighting Furman ()
Date: April 24, 2022 08:46PM

There is a rumor going around that the reason Furman hasn’t been spotted lately is because he decided to go over to Ukraine and kill some Russians

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Comrade Boris Killdaratoff ()
Date: April 25, 2022 07:43AM

Fighting Furman Wrote:
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> There is a rumor going around that the reason
> Furman hasn’t been spotted lately is because he
> decided to go over to Ukraine and kill some
> Russians


If we find him our Russian special forces will destroy the little shit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Strong Furman ()
Date: April 25, 2022 09:58PM

Have another shot of Stoli Boris and keep dreaming. Furman will beat the shit out of your special forces like the Russian pussies they are and make them cry like bitches

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Commie Poofter ()
Date: April 25, 2022 10:55PM

Strong Furman Wrote:
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> Have another shot of Stoli Boris and keep
> dreaming. Furman will beat the shit out of your
> special forces like the Russian pussies they are
> and make them cry like bitches


Speaking of bitches, you sound cute, wanna hook up?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warhawk Wally ()
Date: April 26, 2022 11:58AM

Just saw Furman at Madison McDonalds, gave him a bite of my Big Mac.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Football Furman ()
Date: April 30, 2022 10:23PM

Furman had several of his friends over for a three day long draft party. Now that the draft is over, Furman is sleeping it off and will wake up tomorrow with a hell of a hangover

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: 3jn4 ()
Date: April 30, 2022 11:30PM

Strong Furman Wrote:
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> Have another shot of Stoli Boris and keep
> dreaming. Furman will beat the shit out of your
> special forces like the Russian pussies they are
> and make them cry like bitches

DROP DEAD G2

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Resident ()
Date: May 01, 2022 11:03PM

I think Furmans been hitting the bottle too much lately, just saw him passed out in the Vienna Giant parking lot.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: May 02, 2022 06:38AM

On my way to work this morning I am going to stop at Sheetz and get a small fry. Going to leave the fries on the hood of the car with the dashcam running. We will see if Furman is still around.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hal Hamburger lover ()
Date: May 13, 2022 11:26AM

Just saw Furman looking for food at Madison McDonalds.Gave him a few bites of my double quarter pounder.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Friendly Furman ()
Date: May 13, 2022 11:34PM

Was driving on Nutley today and saw Furman. I waved at him, and he waved back and then scampered across the street on the way to Pan Am

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway shopper ()
Date: May 14, 2022 06:58AM

He made it back to Pan Am safely because I just saw him sneaking into Safeway.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Whole Foods ()
Date: May 15, 2022 09:08PM

Furman likes to shop at Whole Foods too, because they sell their nuts in bulk.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Garrett Grasshopper ()
Date: May 15, 2022 10:01PM

Whole Foods Wrote:
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> Furman likes to shop at Whole Foods too, because
> they sell their nuts in bulk.


It’s difficult for Furman to sneak into Whole Foods however because the libtard Karens who shop there will scream at the manager to remove the rodent.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Inner ()
Date: May 16, 2022 09:28PM

Furman is always welcome at the Vienna Inn but has to be careful crossing the street in heavy traffic

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Inn regular customer ()
Date: May 16, 2022 11:33PM

Vienna Inner Wrote:
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> Furman is always welcome at the Vienna Inn but has
> to be careful crossing the street in heavy traffic


Furman loves their chili dogs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Jed Clamp It ()
Date: May 18, 2022 07:52PM

Watch out for Furman, he is easy going but he can attack if need be.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Double warning ()
Date: May 18, 2022 08:08PM

Jed Clamp It Wrote:
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> Watch out for Furman, he is easy going but he can
> attack if need be.


After eating two Vienna Inn chili dogs, his noxious farts will knock you out.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fighting Furman ()
Date: May 19, 2022 07:47PM

Furman generally is fun to hang around with and very friendly but when he gets drunk, look out. He gets surly and has been known to throw a paw or two.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chauncey Chipmunk ()
Date: May 19, 2022 11:51PM

He is a mean drunk.He just pummeled my friend, Bruno the groundhog, and Bruno needed to go to the vet and get stitched up.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: .08 ()
Date: May 20, 2022 05:52AM

As Furmans estimated weight is 1.2 pounds it does not take much alcohol to get him fucked up. He gets a little crazy when he chews on a cannabis leaf too.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Harry Horsefly ()
Date: May 20, 2022 06:37AM

Word is out that Furman is planning a raid on an ABC store and get some hard stuff.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: .08 ()
Date: May 20, 2022 07:13AM

Harry Horsefly Wrote:
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> Word is out that Furman is planning a raid on an
> ABC store and get some hard stuff.


A couple of those little airline bottles would have enough booze to get Furman drunk for 6 months at least.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Loren Liquor ()
Date: May 24, 2022 11:06PM

Furman managed to sneak into the Vienna ABC store and made it out with a bottle of Vodka.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Church street denizen ()
Date: May 25, 2022 11:06PM

Furman is passed out now on the sidewalk in front of Rita’s .

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Charlie Chipmunk ()
Date: June 29, 2022 10:45PM

No Furman sightings for a while, word is that he is running a covert operation in Ukraine fighting the Russians.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: FCPD auxiliary ()
Date: July 30, 2022 04:15PM

Furman likes grits, I gave him a bowl of grits with real butter and he loved it.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gritty Groundhog ()
Date: July 30, 2022 10:10PM

Furman likes butter but it gives him the shits and it sticks to his fur. We have to dip him in the stream that runs past the Safeway to wash him off because he stinks.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bennie Bunny ()
Date: July 30, 2022 10:31PM

The other day I gave Furman some oatmeal with brown sugar and he enjoyed that.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bunny Pellets ()
Date: July 31, 2022 12:47AM

Bennie Bunny, is that you has been leaving your little bunny pellets all over my yard? If I catch you doing it, I’m going to take drastic action

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bennie Bunny ()
Date: July 31, 2022 06:00AM

Bunny Pellets Wrote:
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> Bennie Bunny, is that you has been leaving your
> little bunny pellets all over my yard? If I catch
> you doing it, I’m going to take drastic action


That wasn’t me, it was my cousin Squirts McBunny.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Robin Eggs ()
Date: July 31, 2022 07:18PM

The other birds and I like to fly over Furman and shit on his head. He gets so mad! He looks up with bird shit dripping off his forehead, curls his paw into a fist and shakes it, and chatters loudly. It’s funny as hell!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bruno Groundhog ()
Date: July 31, 2022 08:51PM

Robin Eggs Wrote:
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> The other birds and I like to fly over Furman and
> shit on his head. He gets so mad! He looks up with
> bird shit dripping off his forehead, curls his paw
> into a fist and shakes it, and chatters loudly.
> It’s funny as hell!


Don’t laugh too much, Furman is organizing the rodent mafia to have a massive attack on birds everywhere. Half the bird population will be knocked out.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Flying Squirrel ()
Date: July 31, 2022 11:17PM

Now that the birds have admitted to this dastardly deed, I will offer our relative Furman my brigade of flying squirrels for a counterattack.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sgt Sam Squirrel ()
Date: July 31, 2022 11:59PM

Flying Squirrel Wrote:
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> Now that the birds have admitted to this dastardly
> deed, I will offer our relative Furman my brigade
> of flying squirrels for a counterattack.


Thank you. I am organizing the tank brigade.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sammy Songbird ()
Date: August 01, 2022 10:58PM

Us birds ain’t afraid of you frickin rodents.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Spotting ()
Date: August 02, 2022 12:00AM

I saw Furman in the Vienna Inn parking lot again today. Looks like he has given up on chicken McNuggets and has started to eat hot dogs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: August 02, 2022 05:41AM

Furman Spotting Wrote:
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> I saw Furman in the Vienna Inn parking lot again
> today. Looks like he has given up on chicken
> McNuggets and has started to eat hot dogs.


Yes, he especially loves the Vienna Inn chili dogs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Spotter ()
Date: August 22, 2022 11:39PM

Just saw Furman passed out in the back of the Vienna Inn parking lot.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Worries ()
Date: August 25, 2022 08:09PM

Has anyone seen Furman in the past few days? I’m worried about the furry little fella

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Acorn harvest ()
Date: August 26, 2022 03:09PM

Furman got some weed to chew on. He is chilling. Acorn harvest season is less than a month away

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: May I. Suggest ()
Date: August 26, 2022 04:46PM

Bennie Bunny Wrote:
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> The other day I gave Furman some oatmeal with
> brown sugar and he enjoyed that.


Then Furman would really like Quaker Oats granola.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Quaker Oats ()
Date: August 27, 2022 02:19PM

May I. Suggest Wrote:
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> Bennie Bunny Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The other day I gave Furman some oatmeal with
> > brown sugar and he enjoyed that.
>
>
> Then Furman would really like Quaker Oats granola.


That would be a much better diet than those McNuggets he was eating
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Correspondent Cal ()
Date: August 28, 2022 03:49AM

Furman likes to stir some Vodka into his oatmeal

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman news ()
Date: August 28, 2022 09:34AM

Furman is still pretty bent that McDonalds closed up. The pickens are slim from Glory days and House of Lo.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gary Grasshopper ()
Date: August 28, 2022 10:42AM

Furman news Wrote:
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> Furman is still pretty bent that McDonalds closed
> up. The pickens are slim from Glory days and House
> of Lo.


He does manage to grab items that fall out of shopping carts at Safeway.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dumpster Diving ()
Date: August 28, 2022 07:07PM

Furman is not above jumping into the dumpster behind Safeway after they throw out the food they can no longer sell. He especially goes after the moldy bread and the too crispy chicken wings that sat in the burner all day, and makes himself a sandwich

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: BAC ()
Date: August 31, 2022 04:36PM

Harry Horsefly Wrote:
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> Word is out that Furman is planning a raid on an
> ABC store and get some hard stuff.

I estimate Furman's weight to be between one and two pounds. One eye dropper full of Jim Beam would get him drunk off his ass. I hope he will be careful.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wilbur Songbird ()
Date: August 31, 2022 05:44PM

BAC Wrote:
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> Harry Horsefly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Word is out that Furman is planning a raid on
> an
> > ABC store and get some hard stuff.
>
> I estimate Furman's weight to be between one and
> two pounds. One eye dropper full of Jim Beam would
> get him drunk off his ass. I hope he will be
> careful.

Don’t worry, Furman is very careful and knows what he is doing, he has built up a good tolerance.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Jack Daniel’s ()
Date: August 31, 2022 11:31PM

Furman is a southern gentleman and would only drink Jack Daniel’s. He likes a little bit of Old No.7 with his acorns

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bertie Beetle ()
Date: September 01, 2022 02:23AM

Jack Daniel’s Wrote:
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> Furman is a southern gentleman and would only
> drink Jack Daniel’s. He likes a little bit of
> Old No.7 with his acorns


Even though Furman does prefer Jack Daniels, he has been known to occasionally partake of some Old Grandad, Jim Beam and sometimes Jamesons Irish Whisky when he is with his buddy, Paddy O’Groundhog.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman’s Revenge ()
Date: September 01, 2022 08:12PM

Remember when those nasty Russian squirrels came around and were bothering Furman? I saw Furman sneaking into their tree while they were all out looking for acorns and he poured out a whole bottle of Stoli’s then he laughed his ass off

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Boris Spyoff ()
Date: September 01, 2022 11:58PM

We will get revenge on that no good American squirrel Furman. Putin has sent over elite team of rodent hunters to track him down and kill him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ivan Jerkinov ()
Date: September 02, 2022 05:04PM

Last year Ivan contacted the KGB about this Capitalist pig squirrel that was attacking innocent citizens for their frenched fries. The KGB responded with a team of specially trained squirrels to put a stop to this madness. Unfortunately for Mother Russia this team ended up defecting to the USA.
Ivan has reason to believe that this rodent may be using some highly secret mind control tactics and a major investigation is taking place. Soon another mission will be launched and Ivan can assure you that this Capitalist pig rodent will not be so lucky this time!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: American Squirrels ()
Date: September 02, 2022 09:29PM

American squirrels are far superior to Russian squirrels. Furman could kick any Russian squirrels ass with one paw tied behind his tail

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vladimir The rat exterminator ()
Date: September 02, 2022 11:27PM

American Squirrels Wrote:
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> American squirrels are far superior to Russian
> squirrels. Furman could kick any Russian squirrels
> ass with one paw tied behind his tail


Wrong again yankee capitalist pig, we will destroy inferior rat, Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gorilla warfare ()
Date: September 03, 2022 09:34AM

American Squirrels Wrote:
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> American squirrels are far superior to Russian
> squirrels. Furman could kick any Russian squirrels
> ass with one paw tied behind his tail

Agreed but if they gang up on him and send in 7 Russian squirrels at once Furman will be in big trouble unless there are some patriotic squirrels in the area to assist Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Boris the strangler ()
Date: September 03, 2022 09:38AM

Gorilla warfare Wrote:
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> American Squirrels Wrote:
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> > American squirrels are far superior to Russian
> > squirrels. Furman could kick any Russian
> squirrels
> > ass with one paw tied behind his tail
>
> Agreed but if they gang up on him and send in 7
> Russian squirrels at once Furman will be in big
> trouble unless there are some patriotic squirrels
> in the area to assist Furman.

You will not prevail American scumbag.we have secret agents hidden throughout the woodlands ready to attack. We will celebrate our victory with lots of vodka.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Strong Furman ()
Date: September 03, 2022 10:26AM

There is no use arguing with these loudmouth Russian squirrels who are all talk and no action. Furman is more than capable of handling himself if the need arises. But Furman also believes in peace through strength and tolerance of everyone. He recently welcomed a gay squirrel into his tree. Although Furman is heterosexual, and as we all know quite popular with the lady squirrels, he wants to be inclusive
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Stevie Spider ()
Date: September 05, 2022 11:44PM

Furman is having a party in the woods tonight. Everyone is welcome except the Russian secret agents.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ricky Rabbit ()
Date: September 06, 2022 07:00PM

Great time last night at Furman’s party. He had plenty of acorns and beer, and even brought a few squirrel strippers in for entertainment. Of course, he played Meade Skelton music all night long

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hiphog ()
Date: September 06, 2022 08:47PM

I've been in rehab a while , been blazing the blunt too much lately but now that I'm clean it's time to give one hell , got to hook up with Furman and have a huge party !

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Howie Hedgehog ()
Date: September 06, 2022 09:05PM

Furmans party was the best. Besides the beer he had lots of Jack Daniels and Jim Beam. The Meade Skelton music blaring all night was the greatest.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Big Fan ()
Date: September 07, 2022 11:20PM

Long live Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Football Party ()
Date: September 08, 2022 08:55PM

Furman is going to have another party Sunday afternoon to watch the Commanders play Jacksonville. He said everyone is invited but to bring a covered dish or a bag of seeds. No freeloaders!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Paddy O’Groundhog ()
Date: September 08, 2022 11:36PM

I’ll be bringing the Jamesons Irish Whiskey and some Irish stew.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Commanders Fan ()
Date: September 10, 2022 10:11AM

I’ll be bringing shriveled hot dogs in moldy buns that I made last week and warm Budweiser so it will feel just like FedEx field

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