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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Forum Will Not Accept RedChinese ()
Date: January 23, 2021 07:36PM

Your out of luck since you can't understand American English , next time try your luck with a fortune cookie first

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: No luck ()
Date: January 26, 2021 08:25PM

Went by the Pan Am on my way home from work. I has some left over McNuggets from lunch I planned to give to Furman, but didn’t see him in any of his usual haunts. I hope he’s just holed up staying warm and nothing has happened to him

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: A Friend Gave Him Squirrel Food ()
Date: January 26, 2021 09:30PM

Peanuts and seeds heavy on the black sunflower ones and told him to stay away from weed blowing Hip Hog and cut back on the grease, Furmans tail is more bushy then ever and is waiting for more . Don't be cheap dump a bag of black seeds out for the little furry friend, its winter you know

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: No luck ()
Date: January 26, 2021 09:45PM

Thanks for easing my mind friend. I will buy some seeds tomorrow and drop them in the parking lot based upon your recommendation

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chuckie Chipmunk ()
Date: January 26, 2021 11:27PM

Fuck that seeds shit, he wants McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Friends of Furman ()
Date: January 27, 2021 08:56PM

It was sunny and warmer today so Furman was out and about. I bought two six piece McNuggets and gave the second one to Furman. He ate one with me then stashed the other five in his treehouse. It took him a few trips to get them all but it was well worth it to him

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Hospital Squirrel ()
Date: January 28, 2021 01:53PM

Furmans in here getting his stomach pumped, what communist gave him that greasy salty McDs , he wants black sunflower seeds and peanut treats like we squirrels love as Furman is all American
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Boss Man Squirrel The Pusher ()
Date: January 28, 2021 02:19PM

AS soon as Furman gets off that pump my boys going to visit him, Hip Hog owes me for a bag of weed he ripped me off for and Furman is still hanging out with him he knows where Hip is and I want my cash or a trunk load of black seeds and peanuts
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ya Furman Were Coming Soon ()
Date: January 28, 2021 02:26PM

Be seeing ya soon sucker , we can spot ya by your greasy fur coat , ya best tell us where Hip is hiding Big Boss Squirrel is pissed he does not like being ripped on his turf ya know how it is my man , its happing everywhere in the US where Dems are in power, we got some insurance to sell ya too
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Signal 13 All Units Move In ()
Date: January 28, 2021 02:36PM

Hang in tight Furman we got the incept and our detectives are with Big Boss Squirrel now about to cuff him for drug dealing he's resisting them , we know his boys locations, there going down
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bagged Them Furman ()
Date: January 28, 2021 02:38PM

Got um in line up now
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Their Now In The Joint Furman ()
Date: January 28, 2021 02:49PM

You can go back to your native black seeds and peanuts Furman all is safe , stay off that grease, report Hip Hog to us cops when you see him around squirrel babies with his weed
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ya Furman ()
Date: January 28, 2021 02:55PM

Hip Hogs taking his back to nature trip too far, his weed is not very heavily taxed like the Dems want it to be !

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tom Hagen ()
Date: January 28, 2021 03:05PM

Don’t worry, we have all the judges in our pockets, we will have Furman out soon.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans Free ()
Date: January 28, 2021 03:51PM

The cops took the drug pushers down , but the libtarded Dem judges will have them out soon

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: What Did I tell You ()
Date: January 28, 2021 03:53PM

The drug pushers were set free , they did not get enough grease when they were kids
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: My God ! Its ON ! ()
Date: January 28, 2021 04:03PM

Furmans joined the unorganized squirrel militia of the USA and they are going after the commie drug pushers ! Furmans armed with a super seed shooter his buds the belt feds, gangster drug pushing squirrels don't stand a chance
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans got Back Up ()
Date: January 28, 2021 04:06PM

Dammn if it was no over fast !
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thats What You Think ()
Date: January 28, 2021 04:09PM

Where there's a will a open border with Joey there's a way Ill keep on toking !
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Why Work You Fools ()
Date: January 28, 2021 06:46PM

With Joey in , I get all the free stuff I need , no hard work digging putting acorns away then sniffing like Joey to find um and dig them up

Joeys got the borders wide open and weed is getting plentiful how better can it be then no work and plenty of dope, all I do is stay high.

Come on man Furman join in, Orange Man Bad who tried to keep the weed supply and illegals entering down is gone man , its all bad times from now on , after I get stoned Im stealing some grease , fries and nuggets for munchies man
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Best Come On Furman ()
Date: January 28, 2021 06:50PM

Covid Cuomo's going to put you in a old age squirrel home and you'll croak , join in man

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Veterinarian ()
Date: January 28, 2021 10:28PM

Squirrels do not get the rona. Nor do they get high cholesterol. So Furman has nothing to worry about

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thats Why Furman Likes His Seeds ()
Date: January 28, 2021 11:26PM

He's mostly a vegan and green but he cares less about climate change he'll move as the water rises as he's natural , what he really is bugged about is Chinas navy and military build up to vaporize him , he sees that as major and Democrats laugh at it so he's with Trump and the GOP solid and if SHTF Furman will serve as he already has in the militia !
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: At Least Furman And The Militia ()
Date: January 28, 2021 11:40PM

Cut into the Big Bosses Drug pushing big time , but Big Boss has brought Pimpin Squirrel in to jack up the dope action , Furmans laying low just keeping a eye out and just wants to be left alone with some black seeds and peanuts but dummys keep pushing grease his way which makes him sick
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: A Unwelcome Newbie Has Arrived ()
Date: January 28, 2021 11:56PM

He's a Johnny come lately Yankee carpetbagging Hobo Squirrel who has said he will not work hard and hates self defense who has followed Pimpin squirrel and already wants to start making new rules for all the other squirrels to live by plus create a acorn tax , the neighborhood is going to empty seed shells says Furman as he cant get a word in edgewise with the bum to tell him to beat it
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ivan the rat ()
Date: January 28, 2021 11:57PM

Comrade Furman better watch out, Putin is angry at him and is going to try to poison him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Is No Commie ()
Date: January 29, 2021 12:03AM

He's a red blooded All American squirrel all the way for the USA stop spreading communist propaganda

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ivan the rat ()
Date: January 29, 2021 12:17AM

Furman Is No Commie Wrote:
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> He's a red blooded All American squirrel all the
> way for the USA stop spreading communist
> propaganda


That’s why Putin is mad at Furman, he knows he is all American, but was trying to hire him as a secret double agent, but Furman refused.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Multiple furmans ()
Date: January 29, 2021 03:54AM

Ivan the rat Wrote:
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> Furman Is No Commie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He's a red blooded All American squirrel all
> the
> > way for the USA stop spreading communist
> > propaganda
>
>
> That’s why Putin is mad at Furman, he knows he
> is all American, but was trying to hire him as a
> secret double agent, but Furman refused.




This is actually true. Putin sent several of his foxiest squirrel sirens after furman's nuts. Legend has it he imagined Nancy Pelosi's wrinkly crotch as he was being groped by those beautiful succubi in order to resist

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Harry Hamster ()
Date: January 29, 2021 07:27AM

Multiple furmans Wrote:
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> Ivan the rat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Furman Is No Commie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > He's a red blooded All American squirrel all
> > the
> > > way for the USA stop spreading communist
> > > propaganda
> >
> >
> > That’s why Putin is mad at Furman, he knows
> he
> > is all American, but was trying to hire him as
> a
> > secret double agent, but Furman refused.
>
>
>
>
> This is actually true. Putin sent several of his
> foxiest squirrel sirens after furman's nuts.
> Legend has it he imagined Nancy Pelosi's wrinkly
> crotch as he was being groped by those beautiful
> succubi in order to resist

Sounds about right

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Caller of BS ()
Date: January 29, 2021 09:16PM

Ivan the rat Wrote:
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> Comrade Furman better watch out, Putin is angry at
> him and is going to try to poison him.


This is totally ridiculous.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Moscow rules squirrel ()
Date: January 29, 2021 09:32PM

Caller of BS Wrote:
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> Ivan the rat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Comrade Furman better watch out, Putin is angry
> at
> > him and is going to try to poison him.
>
>
> This is totally ridiculous.

Yeah pretty much. The Russians only bother to use poison on their own folks when they defect. Putin may be upset that he was outfoxed but there is a code and vladimir vladimirovich is a man of honor and not a sore loser. It's to be fully expected that decent folks will stick up for their homelands, nothing personal! Don't hate the player, hate the game!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Commie Spy Squirrel ()
Date: January 29, 2021 09:33PM

He's been hanging around the company's safe house looking to see who's talking but Furman spotted the commie rat and his dead drop telling US Secret Squirrel all about it
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Got The Commie Spy ! ()
Date: January 29, 2021 09:40PM

Furman comes thru for the USA as a secret agent working with US Spy Squirrel ! Commie Spy is now in US Military custody with MP squirrel locking him up at Gitmo feeding him grease only no black seeds or peanuts
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wilhelm Woodchuck ()
Date: January 29, 2021 11:11PM

You guys are getting carried away again. He is just a simple squirrel who likes McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Here ()
Date: January 30, 2021 12:10AM

Skip the grease bring me a split open bag of black sunflower seeds and Im happy as a clam in sand a fish in water a smart careful person with a gun at night in their house or a nurse walking at night from the hospital to the dark parking garage with a Glock 23 in the pocket with Trijicon night sights and a laser or a liquor store owner in PG Maryland with a sawed off 12 gauge double under the counter or a taxi driver with 5 passengers lots of luggage and a 100 mile fare out from National on a interstate all the way and back without any traffic or a young Democrat activist with a full fresh big bag of free weed after the truck with emergency Democrat votes arrives from Atlanta with boxes full all marked (D)

Or just a squirrel like me in a bag of black sunflower seeds sucking them up , I don't care what you put out I scarf those black seeds up first before I even touch a peanut

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dont Forget My Cut Sucker ()
Date: January 30, 2021 12:22AM

Remember me Furman Im Pimpin squirrels bro and I want half of your munchies' cuz Im burning large right now and will have the munchies when you get the bag my man
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Riff Raff At Pan Am Furman ()
Date: January 30, 2021 12:50AM

Welfare squirrel the drunk weed blower and his public charge lazy drunken bud the loafing college drop out Party squirrel who also wont work for his acorns !
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bobby Blackbird ()
Date: January 30, 2021 04:02AM

The above photo is fake. Furman would never drink Lite beer.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: handle your buzz ()
Date: January 30, 2021 04:17AM

Who is posting all these stupid pictures?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thats Not Furman ()
Date: January 30, 2021 10:13AM

Its Joey voting Welfare squirrels bro Party squirrel the lazy college drop out

Furman is a All American squirrel who supports Trump and has served in the milita and will serve to defend the USA this is Furman
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Whhaats The Matter asks Furman ()
Date: January 30, 2021 10:17AM

Ya want to know about that grease or a squirrely story of a All American squirrel bring me a big spilt open bag of black seeds and I'll tell ya some more

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nigella Sativa ()
Date: January 30, 2021 11:40AM

I thought the "black seeds" were a reference to fennel seed

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sunflower Seeds Squirrels Fav ()
Date: January 30, 2021 01:03PM

That's there all time favorite right Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: You Got That Right ()
Date: January 30, 2021 01:05PM

Boss quit being a cheap ass wheres my big bag of black seeds , remember split open dumped out in the lot in back , not on I 66 or 29 either Commies

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Road Crew Worker ()
Date: February 02, 2021 08:10AM

Just getting out of my truck and I think I saw a squirrel running off with a hash brown.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman hates seeds ()
Date: February 02, 2021 07:30PM

Give him what he wants! McNuggets! If you give him seeds he’s liable to leave a steaming pile of squirrel shit on your car

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 03, 2021 08:34PM

I saw some animal control cops in the Pan-Am lot today. I think they might be going after Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Here ()
Date: February 03, 2021 09:45PM

All these crazy stories lately were in my dreams, were just squirrels and animals ,I must have been dreaming due to all the election noise , but I will tell ya to skip the grease and get us those big bags of black seeds and peanuts. I never dream about grease I dream usually about black sunflower seeds and peanuts forever spilling out of a split bag and I don't give a owls hoot about politics, God Bless America to all of you and always vote

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Control Officer ()
Date: February 03, 2021 09:52PM

All visitors to the PanAm shopping center be advised that we have a heavily armed presence in the area to eradicate this dangerous vermin. We have received many complaints of robbery and assaults by t.his vicious beast. He is described as being approximately 1 foot tall, with prominent yellow front teeth, black eyes, sharp claws and a bushy tail. He is known to frequently have McNugget crumbs around his mouth. If you see if you see something matching this description, DO NOT approach or attempt to apprehend. He is extremely dangerous. I urge you to call our office immediately then RUN LIKE HELL. My office would like to avoid collateral damage

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman here again ()
Date: February 03, 2021 11:07PM

Animal Control Officer Wrote:
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> All visitors to the PanAm shopping center be
> advised that we have a heavily armed presence in
> the area to eradicate this dangerous vermin. We
> have received many complaints of robbery and
> assaults by t.his vicious beast. He is described
> as being approximately 1 foot tall, with prominent
> yellow front teeth, black eyes, sharp claws and a
> bushy tail. He is known to frequently have
> McNugget crumbs around his mouth. If you see if
> you see something matching this description, DO
> NOT approach or attempt to apprehend. He is
> extremely dangerous. I urge you to call our office
> immediately then RUN LIKE HELL. My office would
> like to avoid collateral damage

You’ll never catch me coppers

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Control Officer ()
Date: February 03, 2021 11:44PM

Laugh now squirrel ! You won’t be laughing when you feel the cold steel of my handcuffs around your scrawny wrists, getting picked up by the tail and thrown in the back of a police cruiser, and have to do the perp walk through the jailhouse.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman live ()
Date: February 04, 2021 12:07AM

Animal Control Officer Wrote:
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> Laugh now squirrel ! You won’t be laughing when
> you feel the cold steel of my handcuffs around
> your scrawny wrists, getting picked up by the tail
> and thrown in the back of a police cruiser, and
> have to do the perp walk through the jailhouse.


Dream on piggy

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Suburban legend rodent ()
Date: February 04, 2021 08:20PM

Where can I buy some Furman tee shirts and hats?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans business manager ()
Date: February 04, 2021 11:03PM

Suburban legend rodent Wrote:
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> Where can I buy some Furman tee shirts and hats?


It’s not on-line yet, but we are setting up the site, Furman Shit.Com

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Does Furman Have A Agent ()
Date: February 05, 2021 03:00PM

I can sing dance and cook with Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 05, 2021 05:05PM

One of my co-workers reported that Furman went after a young Hispanic girl at lunchtime today. She screamed and dropped her McDonalds bag. Furman managed to drag the entire bag away towards the wooded area near the apartment buildings. Furman seems to be getting more aggressive.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: You Know How It Goes ()
Date: February 05, 2021 05:33PM

Once riff raff moves in , crime mysteriously goes up , that was not Furman it was one of the new riff raff.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Control Officer ()
Date: February 05, 2021 07:28PM

This latest outrage has been noted by our office and the steel ring around this scourge to humanity is being tightened. Rest assured citizens of Fairfax, Furman will be apprehended and punished to the full extent of the law

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans friend ()
Date: February 05, 2021 08:09PM

Animal Control Officer Wrote:
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> This latest outrage has been noted by our office
> and the steel ring around this scourge to humanity
> is being tightened. Rest assured citizens of
> Fairfax, Furman will be apprehended and punished
> to the full extent of the law


Good luck flatfoot. Furman can always outsmart your dumb ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Control Officer ()
Date: February 05, 2021 08:18PM

I’m writing your name down too buddy. We’ll see who’s the dumbass when you’re sitting behind bars with that mangy little friend of yours

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Control Imposter ! ()
Date: February 05, 2021 08:32PM

Furman here We know who you are Scat Fox !

We are peacefully and patriotically protesting your aggression to us Scat Fox !

You'll have to find some more scat to eat cause your not eating us
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Scat You Fox ()
Date: February 05, 2021 08:43PM

Go find that old bus up in Alaska now buried with the grow lights

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans friend ()
Date: February 05, 2021 09:49PM

Animal Control Officer Wrote:
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> I’m writing your name down too buddy. We’ll
> see who’s the dumbass when you’re sitting
> behind bars with that mangy little friend of yours


Keep talking tough guy, we have a plan to get rid of you. We are requesting that Fairfax County defund the Animal Control unit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Señor Ardilla ()
Date: February 06, 2021 02:17AM

Furman is expanding his palate. He was seen today at Tippy's Taco! That's quite a hike for the furry fellow. The Salvatrucas working there gave him some free tacos and chips.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gipsy Alert ()
Date: February 06, 2021 03:18AM

I'm worried about Furman. I saw some Roma panhandling at the intersection of Nutley and 29. These Travelers will turn Furman and his kinfolk into squirrel stew and be on their way.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Super Rat ()
Date: February 06, 2021 06:07AM

Don’t worry, Furman has defeated cops, bears, dogs, rabid raccoons, etc. He can handle a few gypsy ladies. I am more worried about the Tippys Taco food giving him severe diarrhea.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sciurus Niger ()
Date: February 06, 2021 07:26AM

Furmans friend Wrote:
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> Animal Control Officer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This latest outrage has been noted by our
> office
> > and the steel ring around this scourge to
> humanity
> > is being tightened. Rest assured citizens of
> > Fairfax, Furman will be apprehended and
> punished
> > to the full extent of the law
>
>
> Good luck flatfoot. Furman can always outFOX*
> your dumb ass.


"Sciurus Niger" is not a slur js

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tippys Customer ()
Date: February 06, 2021 11:37AM

I thought I saw Furman at tippy’s too but I figured it was too far for him to go so I didn’t share my taco with him. I’ll know better next time

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 06, 2021 11:57AM

Super Rat Wrote:
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> Don’t worry, Furman has defeated cops, bears,
> dogs, rabid raccoons, etc. He can handle a few
> gypsy ladies. I am more worried about the Tippys
> Taco food giving him severe diarrhea.

Yes, the only close call he had was last year when the VDOT guy hit Furman with his hard hat. When Furman ran away he was clearly injured. Maybe it was just a strained muscle.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Doctor ()
Date: February 06, 2021 12:30PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Super Rat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don’t worry, Furman has defeated cops, bears,
> > dogs, rabid raccoons, etc. He can handle a few
> > gypsy ladies. I am more worried about the
> Tippys
> > Taco food giving him severe diarrhea.
>
> Yes, the only close call he had was last year when
> the VDOT guy hit Furman with his hard hat. When
> Furman ran away he was clearly injured. Maybe it
> was just a strained muscle.

This may have caused a concussion. If Furman has sustained others, due to falling out of a tree for example, this may cause CTE, which would explain his aggressive behavior

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 06, 2021 12:44PM

Squirrel Doctor Wrote:
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> microcenter employee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Super Rat Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don’t worry, Furman has defeated cops,
> bears,
> > > dogs, rabid raccoons, etc. He can handle a
> few
> > > gypsy ladies. I am more worried about the
> > Tippys
> > > Taco food giving him severe diarrhea.
> >
> > Yes, the only close call he had was last year
> when
> > the VDOT guy hit Furman with his hard hat. When
> > Furman ran away he was clearly injured. Maybe
> it
> > was just a strained muscle.
>
> This may have caused a concussion. If Furman has
> sustained others, due to falling out of a tree for
> example, this may cause CTE, which would explain
> his aggressive behavior

You could be right. The manager at McDonalds showed me the security video of the incident. Furman was perched on the side view mirror of a good sized pickup truck and the VDOT guy struck him with the hard had causing Furman to fall backwards to the asphalt. He probably did hit his head pretty hard.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tippys Loves Furman ()
Date: February 06, 2021 01:52PM

Furman loves Tippy's Tacos right down the street ! Look at how spritely Furman is when he's wearing his Mexican hat to head to Tippys!

The proof is seen when Furman comes back with his tail so busy he loves his natural beans and corn . Keep that grease Furman says.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Trouble In The Nest ! ()
Date: February 06, 2021 02:03PM

Furman was almost displaced by Illegal Squirrel who followed him with his taco to his nest ! The Owl landlord wants more rent , taxes are raised and Furmans children are in overcrowded schools ! He also found a medical bill in his nest addressed to Illegal Squirrel ! Furman's hearing word on the street that caravans of illegals are coming soon. He tried to reason with Illegal Squirrel that the border must be secured which Illegal Squirrel is now loudly protesting. Furman is shaking his head wondering how this helps all the US squirrels in a virus emergency
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Likes All Squirrels ()
Date: February 06, 2021 02:15PM

And has many Mexican and other South of the border squirrel friends like Immigrant Squirrel that came here legally plus from all over the world too, that's why he speaks so many languages. He says welcome to America to all that come here legally and thinks right now even legal immigration should be dramatically cut back with our trillions in federal deficit stacked up due to Covid 19 and our job market . But Liberal and Communist Squirrel and Hip Hog the half commie weed blower still call him racist ! What a big lie!

Furman's new friend Immigrant Squirrel is a hard worker helping to build nests
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: February 06, 2021 07:54PM

I wouldn’t doubt if Furman is also checking the migrant squirrels for green cards. He is very clever

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans All Bent Out Of Shape ()
Date: February 06, 2021 09:26PM

He heard word on the street Joey will get rid of ICE. Furmans thinking he means ICE Cream ! He cant wait till a ice cream place opens up at Pan Am , any flavor is all right as long as it has nuts but Hip Hogs advocating that weed ice cream will be a high favorite and he wants that instead as his throat gets raw when he's down to only stems and seeds
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gipsy Alert ()
Date: February 06, 2021 11:29PM

Super Rat Wrote:
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> Don’t worry, Furman has defeated cops, bears,
> dogs, rabid raccoons, etc. He can handle a few
> gypsy ladies. I am more worried about the Tippys
> Taco food giving him severe diarrhea.


Thanks for the upbeat message about Furman...it's a relief to know he can handle the Rom and just about everyone else.

As for the Tippy's: my best method to avoid gastric distress is to drink an acidic beverage such as Coke or Dr. Pepper. The acidic pH of the pop seems to kill off any bacteria and also neutralizes the greasy taco filling. It seems to work for me and I haven't gotten ill from Tippy's. Is it OK to leave a big bottle of Coke for Furman?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Lives Matter ()
Date: February 06, 2021 11:33PM

Hey Lawman, I normally support the men and women in blue, but I think you're way out of line here! Leave Furman alone ! A terrible mistake has been made when they put Furman on the Most Wanted list!



Animal Control Officer Wrote:
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> All visitors to the PanAm shopping center be
> advised that we have a heavily armed presence in
> the area to eradicate this dangerous vermin. We
> have received many complaints of robbery and
> assaults by t.his vicious beast. He is described
> as being approximately 1 foot tall, with prominent
> yellow front teeth, black eyes, sharp claws and a
> bushy tail. He is known to frequently have
> McNugget crumbs around his mouth. If you see if
> you see something matching this description, DO
> NOT approach or attempt to apprehend. He is
> extremely dangerous. I urge you to call our office
> immediately then RUN LIKE HELL. My office would
> like to avoid collateral damage

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: February 06, 2021 11:38PM

Gipsy Alert Wrote:
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> Super Rat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don’t worry, Furman has defeated cops, bears,
> > dogs, rabid raccoons, etc. He can handle a few
> > gypsy ladies. I am more worried about the
> Tippys
> > Taco food giving him severe diarrhea.
>
>
> Thanks for the upbeat message about Furman...it's
> a relief to know he can handle the Rom and just
> about everyone else.
>
> As for the Tippy's: my best method to avoid
> gastric distress is to drink an acidic beverage
> such as Coke or Dr. Pepper. The acidic pH of the
> pop seems to kill off any bacteria and also
> neutralizes the greasy taco filling. It seems to
> work for me and I haven't gotten ill from Tippy's.
> Is it OK to leave a big bottle of Coke for Furman?

A big bottle of Coke might not be very healthy for Furman. Squirrel bodies have difficulties digesting too much sugar. Don’t want him getting diabetes.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gipsy Alert ()
Date: February 06, 2021 11:49PM

Dr. Jack

Thanks for your sound medical guidance. You are correct and everyone should follow your advice. I will admit to being tempted by an ice cold Coke every so often !

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Control Officer ()
Date: February 07, 2021 11:26AM

Squirrel Lives Matter Wrote:
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> Hey Lawman, I normally support the men and women
> in blue, but I think you're way out of line here!
> Leave Furman alone ! A terrible mistake has been
> made when they put Furman on the Most Wanted
> list!

Thank you for your input concerned citizen. However the law is the law. Any further complaints from you will be regarded as obstruction of justice

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ex Con Whitey Trash ()
Date: February 07, 2021 12:51PM

Animal Control Officer Wrote:
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> Squirrel Lives Matter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey Lawman, I normally support the men and
> women
> > in blue, but I think you're way out of line
> here!
> > Leave Furman alone ! A terrible mistake has
> been
> > made when they put Furman on the Most Wanted
> > list!
>
> Thank you for your input concerned citizen.
> However the law is the law. Any further complaints
> from you will be regarded as obstruction of
> justice

You talk tough Mr Animal Control Guy, but you are just another dumbfuck cop with a low IQ. You ain’t doing nothing to nobody, and if you mess with Furman too much, you will regret it.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Control Officer ()
Date: February 07, 2021 01:05PM

^^^ If you come anywhere near Pan Am ex con I’ll introduce you to my taser. It will be fun to watch you dance and jump around to 50,000 volts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ex Con Whitey Trash ()
Date: February 07, 2021 02:29PM

Animal Control Officer Wrote:
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> ^^^ If you come anywhere near Pan Am ex con I’ll
> introduce you to my taser. It will be fun to watch
> you dance and jump around to 50,000 volts


I’ve been shot 6 times and survived. Your taser won’t even phase me.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fake Charges ()
Date: February 07, 2021 03:18PM

Everyone knows squirrels don't bite people that bad , its the Pit Bulls that are the convicts that wear the black and white stripes for being bad asses
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: What a gyp ()
Date: February 07, 2021 09:26PM

Furmans All Bent Out Of Shape Wrote:
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> He heard word on the street Joey will get rid of
> ICE. Furmans thinking he means ICE Cream ! He cant
> wait till a ice cream place opens up at Pan Am ,
> any flavor is all right as long as it has nuts but
> Hip Hogs advocating that weed ice cream will be a
> high favorite and he wants that instead as his
> throat gets raw when he's down to only stems and
> seeds

Weed ice cream you say? You have this squirrel's ears pricked now! Pistachio sounds lovely

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Seen plenty of holes ()
Date: February 07, 2021 09:31PM

Ex Con Whitey Trash Wrote:
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> Animal Control Officer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^ If you come anywhere near Pan Am ex con
> I’ll
> > introduce you to my taser. It will be fun to
> watch
> > you dance and jump around to 50,000 volts
>
>
> I’ve been shot 6 times and survived. Your taser
> won’t even phase me.


What caliber? 70+% of GSWs in America are non-fatal no matter how many hits

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Date: February 07, 2021 10:22PM

Just went there to buy Cooper Cheese.

Didn't see any.

I see the Baja Fresh is now another generic Martial Arts school.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Says ()
Date: February 07, 2021 11:18PM

"No body bothers me"

As he kicks the riff raff out of his nesting area after the Martial Arts school gave him lessons for only peanuts
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel in the Snow ()
Date: February 08, 2021 06:29PM

I saw the weather report for the next several days forecasts snow. I bought two orders of McNuggets today and left them in the grass behind McDonald’s to help Furman get through the storm

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Grease Alert Stat Stat !! ()
Date: February 08, 2021 07:01PM

Doctor we need to call another nurse in to help with the stomach pump, we will have a sick squirrel in anytime soon with a belly filled with grease

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: McMuffin fan ()
Date: February 09, 2021 09:11AM

Just stopped at McDonalds, gave half of my McMuffin and half my hash brown to Furman, he grabbed them and ran towards micro center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sherif Ratspotter ()
Date: February 09, 2021 04:56PM

Rat bump

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Control Officer ()
Date: February 09, 2021 07:56PM

McMuffin fan Wrote:
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> Just stopped at McDonalds, gave half of my
> McMuffin and half my hash brown to Furman, he
> grabbed them and ran towards micro center.

Thanks for the tip. I will make sure to patrol the Microcenter tonight

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: February 10, 2021 05:07PM

Sorry Officer Not Friendly,

I used my military training and stealthily made contact with Furman and passed on enough supplies to get him through the storm. I'm sure he will stay holed up in his cozy, well-insulated squirrel den and you won't see him for a week or more.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rabbi Squirrel ()
Date: February 10, 2021 06:47PM

Furman are you a Jew . If so we'll back you up and pray for you , we have the greatest New York lawyers . You know how we feel about eating that grease . Stay natural Furman the grease is your biggest enemy. Shalom my friend
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chuck Norris Squirrel ()
Date: February 10, 2021 07:04PM

Furman dont forget your martial arts , Ill be there soon to really give you some help, Im battling it out now with some commies talking trash about America
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal Control Officer ()
Date: February 10, 2021 07:17PM

Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
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> Sorry Officer Not Friendly,
>
> I used my military training and stealthily made
> contact with Furman and passed on enough supplies
> to get him through the storm. I'm sure he will
> stay holed up in his cozy, well-insulated squirrel
> den and you won't see him for a week or more.

You think you are so smart. During your operation, did you happen to notice an old gray haired fat woman with a cane hobbling towards a 1986 Oldsmobile? Well that was ME doing a counterinsurgency operation on your ass and I have the whole thing on video. My office, with assistance from a multi jurisdictional law enforcement task force, will roll up you and your accomplices as soon as the ink is dry on the warrants

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PASC shopper ()
Date: February 10, 2021 08:05PM

I HAVE SEEN THIS ANIMAL! It is a MENACE! It needs to be killed.

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