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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Truth and Wisdom ()
Date: December 22, 2018 10:21AM

Furman, I ran over a squirrel on the toll road last night to punish you and your kind for your dastardly food stealing ways. We might have to win this war one of you bushy tailed bastards at a time

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: hear the sounds ()
Date: December 22, 2018 10:41AM

Truth and Wisdom Wrote:
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> Furman, I ran over a squirrel on the toll road
> last night to punish you and your kind for your
> dastardly food stealing ways. We might have to
> win this war one of you bushy tailed bastards at a
> time


For 11 years I lived on a 22 acre lot in Fauquier county, mostly wooded. I started shooting these tree rats with a good pellet rifle. I gave them to a neighbor who enjoyed squirrel meat. I estimate that I killed at least 200 of them a year for 5 years and there was no noticable reduction in the squirrel population at all. These things must come straight from hell.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 22, 2018 11:20AM

^^^ Thanks for doing your part to keep America safe from this scourge

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Lover ()
Date: December 24, 2018 10:15AM

I'm going to drive by the PanAm later and give Furman a large Mcnuggets and fries for Christmas

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rat Lover ()
Date: December 25, 2018 05:37AM

Squirrel Lover Wrote:
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> I'm going to drive by the PanAm later and give
> Furman a large Mcnuggets and fries for Christmas


Try to also get by some morning and get Furman some hash browns. Furman loves hash browns.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 25, 2018 09:01AM

Furman is getting fat and someone has been giving him beer.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Drunk guy ()
Date: December 25, 2018 10:46AM

Damn, the next thing will be someone getting him the hard stuff.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 25, 2018 06:15PM

Furman must be concerned about how much weight he is gaining. Notice he is drinking light beer. Less filling. Tastes great.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike Mole ()
Date: December 26, 2018 10:47PM

Rodent bump.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 26, 2018 11:25PM

Squirrel Stew
At least the little SOB would contribute something to society.

Ingredients

3 squirrels, cut into serving pieces
Salt
Flour for dusting
1/3 cup olive oil
2 cups sliced onion
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 heaping tablespoon tomato paste
1 cup white wine
1/4 cup cider vinegar
1 heaping teaspoon dried savory or oregano
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 heaping tablespoon paprika
2 to 3 cups of whole peeled tomatoes, torn into large pieces
1 pound smoked sausage, such as kielbasa or linguica, sliced into bite-sized pieces
1 pound greens, kale, chard, collards, wild greens, etc
black pepper to taste

Instructions

Salt the squirrel pieces well and then dust in flour. Heat the olive oil in a large Dutch oven or other heavy, lidded pot over medium-high heat. Brown the squirrels in batches, being sure to not overcrowd the pot. Move the browned pieces to a plate or cutting board while you cook the rest.
When the squirrels have been nicely browned, remove them all from the pot and add the onion. Saute the onion until it just begins to brown on the edges, about 6 to 8 minutes. Add the garlic and cook another minute. Add the tomato paste, mix well and cook this for 2 to 3 minutes, stirring often.
Pour in the white wine, vinegar and about 1 quart of water. Add the savory, red pepper flakes and paprika, then the torn-up tomatoes, then the squirrel. Mix well and bring to a simmer. Add salt to taste and cook gently until the squirrel wants to fall off the bone, about 90 minutes. Fish out all the squirrel pieces and pull them off the bone -- this makes the stew a lot easier to eat. Return them to the pot.
Add the smoked sausage and the greens and cook until the greens are done, about 10 minutes (If you are using collards, they need more than 10 minutes to cook so adjust accordingly). Add salt, black pepper, chile and vinegar to taste and serve with crusty bread.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: December 27, 2018 05:24AM

This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew recipe. Possum is a little tastier than squirrel. Try that recipe with possum and let Furman survive.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 27, 2018 09:42AM

Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
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> This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew
> recipe. Possum is a little tastier than squirrel.
> Try that recipe with possum and let Furman
> survive.

Furman survives at mankind's peril

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ummmm ()
Date: December 27, 2018 08:57PM

Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
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> This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew
> recipe. Possum is a little tastier than squirrel.
> Try that recipe with possum and let Furman
> survive.

I think you mean "opossum". Possums live in Australia.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: December 27, 2018 09:00PM

Ummmm Wrote:
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> Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew
> > recipe. Possum is a little tastier than
> squirrel.
> > Try that recipe with possum and let Furman
> > survive.
>
> I think you mean "opossum". Possums live in
> Australia.

Sorry boss, I ain’t the best speller, but I do
Make a killer opossum stew

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Busy tail league ()
Date: December 28, 2018 02:01AM

Bushy tail bump

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hungry redneck ()
Date: December 31, 2018 12:23AM

Had lunch today at PanAm Micky dees, but didn’t see the rodent anywhere.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: 2019 Squirrel ()
Date: January 01, 2019 02:03AM

Furman was resting up today, getting ready for his big New year's Eve bash. He loves watching the ball drop, it reminds him of acorns falling from a tree

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Flying High ()
Date: January 01, 2019 06:36AM

He should be arriving at McDonalds soon. The best cure for a hangover is hash browns and coffee.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 01, 2019 02:57PM

With no rain and warm temperatures today people are eating their Mcdonalds food in their cars with the windows down. You know the rest, we have heard the screams.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rumor mill rat ()
Date: January 03, 2019 05:37AM

My spy’s tell me that Furman is planning a secret invasion of Glory Days. He has been craving wings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I am not amused ()
Date: January 03, 2019 10:12PM

Look the F out Wrote:
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> I was in the Pan Am shopping center in my car
> eating McNuggets when a dark grey squirrel jumped
> in my car and took a McNugget then hauled ass!
> This thing scared the shit out of me!


The House will pass a bill to outlaw assault squirrels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NRA enforcer ()
Date: January 03, 2019 10:35PM

I am not amused Wrote:
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> Look the F out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was in the Pan Am shopping center in my car
> > eating McNuggets when a dark grey squirrel
> jumped
> > in my car and took a McNugget then hauled ass!
> > This thing scared the shit out of me!
>
>
> The House will pass a bill to outlaw assault
> squirrels.

Furman says let Nancy Pelosi come try and catch him. He will
assault her ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: January 04, 2019 10:00PM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: empty nester ()
Date: January 05, 2019 08:38AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Apparently Furman has changed his diet
> https://www.google.com/amp/amp.fox5atlanta.com/fac
> ebook-instant/egg-roll-eating-squirrel-captivates-
> hungry-internet


That squirrel is from New York City! Maybe he is related to Furman though.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dan Dumpling ()
Date: January 05, 2019 09:42AM

I don’t know where there nearest Chinese restaurant to PanAm, but someone could let Furman know. He might want to change his diet.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nutley Shopper ()
Date: January 05, 2019 12:19PM

I believe there is a Lo’s and China Inn in or around that shopping center. Chinese food would definitely be lower in cholesterol and fats that could turn Furman into a tubby unhealthy wreck

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Acorn news alert= ()
Date: January 08, 2019 05:06PM

Furman almost choked to death today while eating a Big Mac

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: So sorry ()
Date: January 10, 2019 07:53AM

Acorn news alert= Wrote:
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> Furman almost choked to death today while eating a
> Big Mac


Poor thing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 12, 2019 03:39PM

No sign of Furman for two days now. I wonder if he got run over by a car. Maybe he sensed the onset of snow and took cover.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: George Gerbil ()
Date: January 12, 2019 04:00PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> No sign of Furman for two days now. I wonder if he
> got run over by a car. Maybe he sensed the onset
> of snow and took cover.


Furman is waiting out the storm in his secret hiding place, with his stash of McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: January 13, 2019 09:41PM

Squirrels don’t like to come out in the snow because their footprints can be tracked back to their lairs. They have very strong survival instincts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Howard Hamster ()
Date: January 13, 2019 10:45PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Squirrels don’t like to come out in the snow
> because their footprints can be tracked back to
> their lairs. They have very strong survival
> instincts


Yes , and Furman was smart enough to have a good supply of McNuggets, hash browns and nuts stashed away.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: jimbo slice ()
Date: January 14, 2019 12:17PM

This thread is crazy but there is some truth to it. Back in September I was sitting in my pickup eating Mcdonalds at Panam. Out of nowhere this squirrel landed on my sideview mirror and tried to get into my truck! I picked up my kindle fire and smacked the shit out of that thing and it ran away. That squirrel is friggin crazy!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm shopper ()
Date: January 18, 2019 04:33PM

Today while at the PanAm, I saw a big bushy tailed squirrel with his cheeks stuffed with food running away from a pile of empty ketchup cups in the parking lot. After reading this thread
I am convinced I saw Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Buffalo Barfly ()
Date: January 18, 2019 11:09PM

I left Glory Days in PanAm about an
hour ago, and as I was leaving I am pretty sure I saw a squirrel running out the door with a chicken wing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: @ PanAm ()
Date: January 19, 2019 08:30PM

I was at the Pan Am today and though I did not see Furman I did see little squirrel footprints in the snow. He is definitely on the prowl

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Concerned Guy ()
Date: January 21, 2019 05:30PM

Will the little guy be okay in this cold weather?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: January 21, 2019 08:42PM

Concerned Guy Wrote:
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> Will the little guy be okay in this cold weather?


Don't worry. If you look close, there's a small extension cord running from the Mickey D's to a nearby tree for his heater. They take care of their best salesman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:08PM

Furman has not been active lately due to the cold temps but he will probably be on the prowl when it warms up.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Near miss ()
Date: January 26, 2019 09:12AM

Just saw Furman almost get hit in microcenter parking lot by a black Jeep with monster tires .

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: January 26, 2019 11:34AM

Furman will never go down that easy. He is way too wise and cunning to get hit by a car, even one with monster tires

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: @Panam Now ()
Date: January 27, 2019 10:51AM

Rumors of Furman’s demise are greatly exaggerated. Just saw him running from the wooded area behind Microcenter towards McDonald’s. And boy did he look hungry

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brand new news alert ()
Date: January 28, 2019 02:05PM

Just Furman eating two McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 30, 2019 07:13AM

Furman is getting bolder all the time. He has been seen near the entrance door to McDees. Sooner or later he is going to work up the nerve to run inside and harvest his meals right off the table, maybe even heading directly to the fryers. If he starts doing that animal control will take the hunt to the next level.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brave n Bold ()
Date: January 30, 2019 07:45AM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Furman is getting bolder all the time. He has been
> seen near the entrance door to McDees. Sooner or
> later he is going to work up the nerve to run
> inside and harvest his meals right off the table,
> maybe even heading directly to the fryers. If he
> starts doing that animal control will take the
> hunt to the next level.

Furman is not afraid of animal control. He dares them to try and catch him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mcdonalds Worker ()
Date: January 31, 2019 08:08PM

I saw Furman tonight shivering and I felt sorry for him so I fed a few McNuggets. He seemed very grateful.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Passerby ()
Date: February 01, 2019 07:12PM

A snow camouflaged Furman. Observe the shreds of fries in the foreground
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 02, 2019 04:16PM

Oh Lordy! People are leaving their windows rolled down today and Furman went after a older couple in a Toyota Avalon. They freaked out and jumped out of the car. Furman made off with a half eaten filet o fish.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: February 03, 2019 09:32AM

The inclement weather is clearly making Furman bolder. He sounds like he is totally off his chain now and willing to do anything to feed his enormous appetite. I urge everyone going anywhere near the PanAm today to use extreme caution

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Elder abuse ()
Date: February 03, 2019 12:12PM

Furman seems to abuse the elderly the most. I just him grab a Quarterpounder from an older guy who was getting into a Honda CRV.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Younger Person ()
Date: February 03, 2019 01:04PM

^^^ That’s because they don’t put up as much of a fight. Furman wants McNuggets but not the shit slapped off him

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman's Wife ()
Date: February 03, 2019 01:08PM

y'all humans are too stubborn. Just give him the food so he can feed me and our 323 little squirrlies, spill some blood in front of his tree as an offering, and make Furman a temple. Maybe he can leave you alone then.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Human Health Guy ()
Date: February 03, 2019 01:31PM

Furman's Wife Wrote:
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> y'all humans are too stubborn. Just give him the
> food so he can feed me and our 323 little
> squirrlies, spill some blood in front of his tree
> as an offering, and make Furman a temple. Maybe he
> can leave you alone then.


Hey Mrs Furman, we are just looking out for you and your family. All that McDonalds crap is not good for you. You will all start getting health problems soon. Furman might have a heart attack.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Truth and Wisdom ()
Date: February 09, 2019 11:00AM

Acorns and other nuts are far better for squirrels not only because of their nutritional value but also assists in keeping their teeth sharp. Next time I am by the PamAm I am going to scatter a bag of peanut in the lot for Furman and his family

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: this has gone far enough ()
Date: February 09, 2019 11:55AM

I reported Furman to the animal control people and they have not done shit. Maybe rat poison stuffed inside Mcnuggets will take care of this!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: February 09, 2019 12:11PM

^^^ They are afraid of him, because they have went up against him before and emerged bruised and bloodied. Short of declaring all out war and calling out the national guard they are stymied. I advise you to proceed with caution in your attack on Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ivan the Snitch ()
Date: February 09, 2019 12:30PM

Be very careful comrades, Furman has high powered weapons he bought from Russian agents hidden in secret locations.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Billy Bumper ()
Date: February 14, 2019 06:01PM

Furman just ate half a Big Mac

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bud Spud ()
Date: February 14, 2019 08:41PM

And 12 fries.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: February 15, 2019 12:13AM

FURMAN 2020!!

We've got the nuts.
It's time for the squirrel to bury them.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2019 10:20AM

I would vote for Furman. He's gotta be smarter than AOC

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Campaign Manager ()
Date: February 16, 2019 01:16PM

Trump will be his VP. Their slogan will be “vote for nuts and nuts”

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2019 01:31PM

Furman doesn't need a VP. He can run the country as well as he runs for Mcnuggets and defend the Constitution as well as he defends his nuts. Furman 2020

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 17, 2019 02:09PM

I heard there has been no sign of Furman for a couple days now. I am off today but I will do a welfare check on him at lunchtime tomorrow and I will check with the ladies at Mcdonalds and find out if they know anything. I wonder if he finally got squished by a dunlop or a firestone. He has had some close calls in the past. Furman is a pain in the ass but I do hope he is okay.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: February 17, 2019 02:37PM

Keep us posted Microcenter man. My guess is that Furman is simply taking a break from his nefarious activities and plotting his next move which will be even bigger and bolder

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm Pete ()
Date: February 17, 2019 03:28PM

I eat at that Mickey dees frequently, I’ll keep an eye out for him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman’s Friend ()
Date: February 19, 2019 06:02PM

I was at the PanAm today and didn’t see Furman. I did feel sorry for the furry little guy so I left some fries and McNuggets in the parking lot for him

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: February 19, 2019 08:01PM

3 days with no Furman sighting - I'm getting nervous. I hope the Chinese restaurant hasn't depleted the local feline population to where they are searching for other free range protein. Furman's nuggets addiction may have slowed him down enough to let one of the ninja waiters catch him. If 'Bushy Tail Rat' appears on the menu, it's over. Especially if they serve it with fries.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: tow truck driver ()
Date: February 20, 2019 07:09AM

I'm in the Panam lot now. I do not see furman but I do see squirrel tracks in the snow.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Acorn bump ()
Date: February 22, 2019 01:54AM

Squirrel bump time

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: tow truck driver ()
Date: February 23, 2019 09:35AM

I stopped in at PanAm mickey dees for a biscuit and coffee about an hour ago. No sign of Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm Shopper ()
Date: February 23, 2019 12:03PM

I was there yesterday and though I didn’t spot Furman, I did see shreds of McNuggets and French Fries all over the side parking lot. They appeared to be all chewed up and gnashes over by a sharp toothed animal like Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 23, 2019 01:35PM

I did not see Furman today but one of the nice ladies at McDonalds told me that some kid dropped a happy meal in the parking lot yesterday and Furman jumped out from behind a trash can and made off with a chicken nugget so it appears he is still here and up to his usual antics.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: February 23, 2019 04:45PM

Good to know Furman is alive and well, and reports of his demise are greatly exaggerated

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rocky Raccoon ()
Date: February 23, 2019 10:50PM

Rumor is soon he will make another attempt at running into Glory Days and grabbing a wing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: MTFPU ()
Date: February 23, 2019 11:06PM

I had to stop at Pan Am the other day, this little bastard stole my fries...

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: February 24, 2019 12:14AM

MTFPU Wrote:
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> I had to stop at Pan Am the other day, this little
> bastard stole my fries...

This is one of my favorite threads on here, and this is a great picture!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: kyle1 ()
Date: February 24, 2019 07:11AM

MTFPU Wrote:
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> I had to stop at Pan Am the other day, this little
> bastard stole my fries...
>
> .


I think that's Furman's cousin from SE Washington.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: vdkwp ()
Date: February 24, 2019 07:15AM

vdkwp

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Detective Dan ()
Date: February 24, 2019 07:22AM

Yes, that pic is either Furman’s cousin from SE DC, or Furman is wearing blackface.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Defending Furman ()
Date: February 24, 2019 10:22AM

^^^ Has to be the cousin. Furman is not a racist. He’s colorblind

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: furman ()
Date: February 24, 2019 03:04PM

when I was at PanAm the other day, this fuck stole my fries and my big mac..
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rats ass ()
Date: February 24, 2019 03:59PM

Whoever this new guy is, he better watch out moving in on Furmans territory, even though he is a lot bigger than Furman, Furman is smarter and has high powered weapons.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Impostor ()
Date: February 24, 2019 06:19PM

The picture above is obviously a faker. Probably someone’s Halloween costume

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nut Lover ()
Date: February 28, 2019 10:04PM

I believe I saw Furman today near the woods adjacent to Michaels. He had a big nut stuffed in his mouth and was scampering towards a tree. Obviously people have not been as generous with the fries and McNuggets so he is returning to his roots

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Big Mac Attack ()
Date: February 28, 2019 10:20PM

Nut Lover Wrote:
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> I believe I saw Furman today near the woods
> adjacent to Michaels. He had a big nut stuffed in
> his mouth and was scampering towards a tree.
> Obviously people have not been as generous with
> the fries and McNuggets so he is returning to his
> roots


Once the weather gets warmer, he will go back to his old tactics of grabbing food out of the cars of people who are in the parking lot eating with their windows down.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: tow truck driver ()
Date: March 01, 2019 08:37AM

One of the other drivers told me he was jump starting a Mercury in the Panam lot yesterday and he had left the drivers door on the Mercury wide open. He said that a squirrel ran into the car and seemed to do a quick inspection of the interior before running back towards Mcdonalds. I told him he had just met Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: March 01, 2019 12:04PM

Furman is alive and well. He is probably waiting for the warmer weather to get back to his routine

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: itutiu ()
Date: March 04, 2019 05:55PM

I think Micky Dees there at Panam needs to get some creativity going and offer a Furman special--2fers at a reduced price, so folks can have an extra as insurance as they leave the store and attempt to safely get to their cars before the Furman effigy strikes. Drop one as squirrel interference bait and then run like hell with your other meal!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: furmans cousin ()
Date: March 04, 2019 06:54PM

So I had to stop ar the PanAm McD's to piss. I come out of the building and this squirrel starts walking towards me. I start thinking here we go, I'm gettin robbed. But he politely askes me if I have any fries to spare. WTF? I wasn't expected that, he caught me off guard but I still managed to get a picture....
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Camouflage Cal ()
Date: March 04, 2019 09:29PM

Wow, Furmans a chameleon. He can go from grey to black to white.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 05, 2019 07:52AM

I saw Furman as I was parking my car just a few minutes ago. He was perched upon his favorite trash container. He is on the lookout, the hunt is on today boys.
Weather he's harassing a Hummer, terrorizing a Toyota or looting a Lincoln Furman will be on patrol.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ralph Rodent ()
Date: March 06, 2019 01:16AM

Furman was out again today scampering across the parking lot, cheeks stuffed with McNuggets. I saw an elderly couple looking at him aghast , an empty and torn bag from McDonald’s in their hands, no doubt the victims. He preys on the elderly because he knows they can’t run fast enough to catch him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Skippy Scout ()
Date: March 06, 2019 05:39AM

I am heading over to McDonalds in about an hour, I will look for Furman. It’s cold so he will probably be looking for some warm McMuffins with sausage.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAmer ()
Date: March 09, 2019 10:49AM

FYI and beware, Furman is stalking near the McDonald’s today. Just saw him around 10:30. He looks hungry too.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 09, 2019 03:41PM

PanAmer Wrote:
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> FYI and beware, Furman is stalking near the
> McDonald’s today. Just saw him around 10:30. He
> looks hungry too.


I am off tomorrow but I can only imagine what will be taking place in the Panam lot. 68 degrees means windows will be rolled down and McDonalds gets busy after church lets out. It is going to be a wild scene.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: dot mil ()
Date: March 10, 2019 10:38AM

Furman is not screwing around, beware!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: March 10, 2019 10:58AM

Looks like he has taken to automobiles and four wheel drives at that, to make his escapes even more difficult to stop. Furman has a high degree of intellect and the survival instinct

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sgt Carter ()
Date: March 10, 2019 12:47PM

Did he join the army, or did he steal that Jeep ?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mighty Mouse ()
Date: March 11, 2019 01:40PM

News Flash: I just Furman grab three Nuggets from an old lady in a Jetta, and he scampered away quickly.

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