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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: one thing I noticed, ()
Date: April 17, 2021 04:07PM

One thing I am wondering Wrote:
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> one thing I noticed, Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Furman has a large penis.
> >
> > That is all.
>
>
> How do you know?

I could tell by his tracks in the snow compared to other squirrels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: All Points Bulletin ()
Date: April 17, 2021 04:13PM

Be on the lookout for sicko potential animal abusers in the Pan Am area where Furman The Squirrel is at , what more can be said its a sign of the sad times

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Very sad times ()
Date: April 17, 2021 06:51PM

All Points Bulletin Wrote:
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> Be on the lookout for sicko potential animal
> abusers in the Pan Am area where Furman The
> Squirrel is at , what more can be said its a sign
> of the sad times


Yeah, what is this world coming to, that a guy would be stalking a squirrel, looking at his penis.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Update please ()
Date: May 06, 2021 11:28PM

I have not seen any Furman updates lately. I am worried about the little fella

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: That Patch Of Leather And Fur ()
Date: May 06, 2021 11:57PM

On Lee Highway , that's Furman

End of story

Wait ! News is coming in now that's Communist Squirrel !

Furman lured him into traffic coming back from Tippys . Communist Squirrel wanted Furman to share his taco with all the lazy squirrels who would not work for their acorns, he called it Democracy . Furman called it communism
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furmanstacoscraze.jpg

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Greg Groundhog ()
Date: May 07, 2021 07:47AM

Yes, Furman is the leader of the patriotic rodents fighting against commie bastards in the rodent world.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman U ()
Date: May 07, 2021 03:03PM

Furman has a college named after him!
https://www.furman.edu/

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Do They Teach The Book of Marx ()
Date: May 07, 2021 04:33PM

I hope not at any college named for Furman. I saw a commie goon trying to feed Furman grease. Furman about bit his finger off but stopped when I yelled Furman he's the one who must have rabies

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Singing Dirges in the Dark ()
Date: May 08, 2021 10:21PM

The day the Communist squirrel died, then I drove my Chevy to the levee

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Friend of Furman ()
Date: May 09, 2021 08:17PM

Saw the little fella today, happily trolling for fries and McNuggets. He soon spotted a kid carrying a happy meal to his car, which he knocked out of the tots hand, and dashed off into the woods with his loot, chattering happily

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dont Worry ! ()
Date: May 09, 2021 10:37PM

>The day the Communist squirrel died, then I drove my Chevy to the levee

Your music will return on 7-1-21 sez Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Walter Woodchuck ()
Date: May 09, 2021 10:44PM

Dont Worry ! Wrote:
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> >The day the Communist squirrel died, then I drove
> my Chevy to the levee
>
> Your music will return on 7-1-21 sez Furman

Them good old chipmunks were drinking whiskey and rye

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Will Not Join In On 7-1 ()
Date: May 09, 2021 10:45PM

Furman knows better then to take anything from the happy 7-1-21 people, he knows some really lazy chipmunks on welfare who are in with them
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gary Groundhog ()
Date: May 09, 2021 10:58PM

Walter Woodchuck Wrote:
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> Dont Worry ! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > >The day the Communist squirrel died, then I
> drove
> > my Chevy to the levee
> >
> > Your music will return on 7-1-21 sez Furman
>
> Them good old chipmunks were drinking whiskey and
> rye

February makes Furman shiver
With every McNugget he’s delivered
French fries on the doorstep
Furman couldn’t take one more step

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rickshaw Rabbit ()
Date: May 30, 2021 10:00PM

Pam Am McDonalds has moved but Furman does not want to leave Pan Am so now attempts to sneak into Glory Days and grab some wings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: So The Grease Factory Is No More ()
Date: May 31, 2021 12:04AM

Furman is so happy , now maybe smart people will give him black seeds and natural squirrel treats like peanuts or dried corn , of course a taco shell from Tippys is always well received by Furman to munch on
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furmanspeanuts.jfif
blackseeds and peantusforFurman.jfif

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans Buddy's Mouse and Rat ()
Date: May 31, 2021 12:09AM

Would like to get into your rice bag ! And leave you some black "seed" treats

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brown Onion jr ()
Date: May 31, 2021 02:53PM

I'm buying a bag of rice, I like smelly little black treats

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fred Ricksburg ()
Date: June 19, 2021 03:52PM

I heard that Mcdonalds at Pan Am closed up. Is Furman still there?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bum From Frisco Now Here ()
Date: June 19, 2021 05:54PM

Any smelly little black treats I can have in your rice bags . I hear Fairfax is pretty soft and I can get by with lots here, Nancy sent me

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warbler Woodchuck ()
Date: June 19, 2021 07:21PM

Fred Ricksburg Wrote:
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> I heard that Mcdonalds at Pan Am closed up. Is
> Furman still there?


He is barely surviving on Glory Days wings and raiding Safeway shoppers grocery bags.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Lives ()
Date: June 19, 2021 09:50PM

Furman is far more resilient than any McDonald’s. He’s vowed to change his diet and eat more healthy from Safeway’s produce throwaways in the dumpster and an occasional binge at Tippys up the street

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Henry Hampster ()
Date: June 19, 2021 10:30PM

Yeah, he has given up Glory Days since he almost choked to death on a chicken wing bone.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Holder Trumbo ()
Date: June 20, 2021 05:59AM

I am going by PanAm later today. I will bring McNuggets and fries and see if Furman shows up.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bring Black Seeds ()
Date: June 20, 2021 01:23PM

Furman will be there quick , not the ones you sifted out of your rice bag left by mouse and rat

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Is Relived ()
Date: June 20, 2021 01:30PM

JOES cat is standing by to get that dammed black seed leaving mouse that's been fooling Furman with black seed treats , two quick blasts and its over
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joescat.jfif

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: (D) Smelly The Bum From Frisco ()
Date: June 20, 2021 03:49PM

Ive got to sign up to vote for the Democrat, can I get 6 registrations please to mail in if they send me 12 that's ok got no photo ID don't need one here Im told anymore

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: (D) Smelly The Bum From Frisco ()
Date: June 20, 2021 03:52PM

Only need so many cuz I cant see or read will mess them up

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman lives ()
Date: June 21, 2021 01:42PM

Just got back from the Safeway and saw Furman in the parking lot, chewing happily on a piece of lettuce he obviously pilfered from the produce department. The more healthy diet seems to be serving him well

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: mantutian ()
Date: June 21, 2021 08:35PM

Got the furmnan merchandise. The hobos on the corner of nutley and lee highway (soon to be renamed) are selling it.
Attachments:
furman.pdf

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I Say Rename Lee Highway ()
Date: June 22, 2021 12:28AM

Furman Highway and let the black seeds fall where they will, at least a official Virginia sign can be put up about Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: nice marmot. ()
Date: June 22, 2021 03:50AM

This thread is almost 3 years old. I don't think squirrels live more than 2 years. The original Furman has to be dead by now.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mikey Muskrat ()
Date: June 22, 2021 10:34AM

nice marmot. Wrote:
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> This thread is almost 3 years old. I don't think
> squirrels live more than 2 years. The original
> Furman has to be dead by now.


Furman is super squirrel, he is already about 8 years old, and will make it to about 20.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Forever ()
Date: June 22, 2021 11:31AM

https://howlongdosquirrelslive.com/

This shows how much you know. They can live up to 24 years. Which means Furman will be frolicking at PanAm for a long time to come. Long live Furman! Viva la Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: That Is .. ()
Date: June 22, 2021 03:35PM

We hope Furman does not become a furry leather patch on a hot summer like what happened to commie squirrel

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: It will never happen ()
Date: June 23, 2021 08:49PM

That Is .. Wrote:
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> We hope Furman does not become a furry leather
> patch on a hot summer like what happened to commie
> squirrel

Furman is way too fast and elusive to let that happen. I saw him darting through traffic one day like Barry Sanders running for a touchdown, then when he got to the other side, he turned around and let out a big belly laugh

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: June 24, 2021 08:25PM

The last time I saw Furman was June 18th. Hope he is okay.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vacation ()
Date: June 24, 2021 08:50PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> The last time I saw Furman was June 18th. Hope he
> is okay.


I have it on good authority that Furman is on vacation this week. He is taking advantage of the country opening back up and low air fares to go the beach. He should be back next week

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans Hanging Ten Surfing ()
Date: June 24, 2021 10:21PM

He snuck into a truck going back to the eastern shore empty after delivering cantaloupes here, word is he's wowing them at Ocean City looking for the hotties in the skimpy bikini's gobbling grease off the boardwalk decks left from Thrashers fries that slipped away and pieces of cheese pizza from Dough Roller, he is part rat you know and is leaving his big black seed treats in all the right places for surprises for you to find
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surfingFurman.jfif
bikinisquirrel.jfif

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: June 26, 2021 03:34AM

I visited with Furman right before he left for OC. Even though we both know better, we enjoyed a large sack of tacos from Tippy's. We split a six pack of ice cold Bud longnecks and listened to the Nats game on the radio. I showed Furman this thread on my phone and he is touched that so many people care about him. He was also grateful for the Rolaids I gave to him after the Post-Tippys regrets set in with a vengenece!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Spy Sparrow ()
Date: July 07, 2021 07:50AM

Furman is back from vacation. Saw him last night munching on some Glory Days wings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Missed the Furry Guy ()
Date: July 07, 2021 09:54AM

Welcome back Furman! Tanned rested and ready!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Alas Not For Long ()
Date: July 07, 2021 05:53PM

Furman reduced at the beach surfing and chasing beach hotties but there's a bunch of hambeast griddler's now by Pan Am , word is Hiphog the weed blowing ground hog who has been blazing almost 24/7 since 7-1-21 wandered onto their turf munching out on some greasy pork fried rice. When Furman heard about the grease he thought of the days of McDs and now waits with Hiphog to clean up after the griddler's spill their greasy fare off the spatula on to the ground as they pile the grease high on their jumbo sized plates

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: July 10, 2021 12:47AM

I had business in Merrifield today and afterwards met up with Furman. He was looking good in his "Brew Thru" T-shirt, Birdwells and camo Nats hat. Furman has a bit of redneck in him and that's OK with me. I dropped off his month's ration of SSS (squirrel survival supplies), which is all the stuff he needs but can't really find in the forest and certainly not from Glory Days or Micro Center.

Furman is still worried about that animal cop who used to threaten him on this thread months ago. If any of you go to visit Furman be sure to play it cool and don't lead the animal fuzz to Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Atlas Squirreled ()
Date: July 10, 2021 12:55AM

Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
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> I had business in Merrifield today and afterwards
> met up with Furman. He was looking good in his
> "Brew Thru" T-shirt, Birdwells and camo Nats hat.
> Furman has a bit of redneck in him and that's OK
> with me. I dropped off his month's ration of SSS
> (squirrel survival supplies), which is all the
> stuff he needs but can't really find in the forest
> and certainly not from Glory Days or Micro
> Center.
>
> Furman is still worried about that animal cop who
> used to threaten him on this thread months ago.
> If any of you go to visit Furman be sure to play
> it cool and don't lead the animal fuzz to Furman!


Ha ever since they changed VDGIF to DWR Furman doesn't take anyone or anything seriously at all anymore. He's just cold and dead inside and misery loves company!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: July 10, 2021 01:04AM

Ahh, I didn't think about the state boys. I figured the animal cop was from Fx Co Animal Control. All my cop friends in other departments mock the FCPD and call them "squirrel chasers". I figured the animal control cop was taking this moniker to heart.

Furman backs the blue! But just wants to be left alone with his beer, man cave and squirrel sized bass boat.


Atlas Squirreled Wrote:
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>
> Ha ever since they changed VDGIF to DWR Furman
> doesn't take anyone or anything seriously at all
> anymore. He's just cold and dead inside and misery
> loves company!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Them there's fighting words ()
Date: July 10, 2021 04:35AM

Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
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> Ahh, I didn't think about the state boys. I
> figured the animal cop was from Fx Co Animal
> Control. All my cop friends in other departments
> mock the FCPD and call them "squirrel chasers". I
> figured the animal control cop was taking this
> moniker to heart.
>
> Furman backs the blue! But just wants to be left
> alone with his beer, man cave and squirrel sized
> bass boat.
>
>
> Atlas Squirreled Wrote:
> -----
> >
> > Ha ever since they changed VDGIF to DWR Furman
> > doesn't take anyone or anything seriously at
> all
> > anymore. He's just cold and dead inside and
> misery
> > loves company!

Fuhrman took deep pride in his "gaminess".. Or is it "gameness"? Both I suppose. Anyhow reducing him to mere "wildlife" was a blasphemous slur against a very long line of the finest rodentia this side of the blue ridge and it will not go unpunished!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Shrthnd Sarah, Sec. of Sqrl ()
Date: July 10, 2021 04:42AM

Them there's fighting words Wrote:
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> Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ahh, I didn't think about the state boys. I
> > figured the animal cop was from Fx Co Animal
> > Control. All my cop friends in other
> departments
> > mock the FCPD and call them "squirrel chasers".
> I
> > figured the animal control cop was taking this
> > moniker to heart.
> >
> > Furman backs the blue! But just wants to be
> left
> > alone with his beer, man cave and squirrel
> sized
> > bass boat.
> >
> >
> > Atlas Squirreled Wrote:
> > -----
> > >
> > > Ha ever since they changed VDGIF to DWR
> Furman
> > > doesn't take anyone or anything seriously at
> > all
> > > anymore. He's just cold and dead inside and
> > misery
> > > loves company!
>
> FURMAN
took deep pride in his "gaminess".. Or is
> it "gameness"? Both I suppose. Anyhow reducing him
> to mere "wildlife" was a blasphemous slur against
> a very long line of the finest rodentia this side
> of the blue ridge and it will not go UNAVENGED

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sec. to the Sec. of Squirrel ()
Date: July 10, 2021 04:50AM

Them there's fighting words Wrote:
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> Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ahh, I didn't think about the state boys. I
> > figured the animal cop was from Fx Co Animal
> > Control. All my cop friends in other
> departments
> > mock the FCPD and call them "squirrel chasers".
> I
> > figured the animal control cop was taking this
> > moniker to heart.
> >
> > Furman backs the blue! But just wants to be
> left
> > alone with his beer, man cave and squirrel
> sized
> > bass boat.
> >
> >
> > Atlas Squirreled Wrote:
> > -----
> > >
> > > Ha ever since they changed VDGIF to DWR
> Furman
> > > doesn't take anyone or anything seriously at
> > all
> > > anymore. He's just cold and dead inside and
> > misery
> > > loves company!
>
> FURMAN took deep pride in his "gaminess".. Or is
> it "gameness"? Both I suppose. Anyhow reducing him
> to mere "wildlife" was a blasphemous slur against
> a very long line of the finest rodentia this side
> of the blue ridge and it will not go UNAVENGED!


Mind your spacing, Madam Secretary!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sicilian Sal ()
Date: July 10, 2021 06:44AM

Word on the street is that the agent who was after Furman now swims with the fishes.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ivan Jerkinov ()
Date: July 10, 2021 07:38AM

Ivan understands dat this capitalist pig rodent is still causing the trouble at the Pan Am?

Ivan will be conducting a special investigation and then Ivan will be contacting the KGB with the results of dis investigation. If Ivan is given instruction to destroy this trouble-making rodent then it will be done in the name of Mother Russia!!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sicilian Sal ()
Date: July 10, 2021 08:25AM

Ivan Jerkinov Wrote:
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> Ivan understands dat this capitalist pig rodent is
> still causing the trouble at the Pan Am?
>
> Ivan will be conducting a special investigation
> and then Ivan will be contacting the KGB with the
> results of dis investigation. If Ivan is given
> instruction to destroy this trouble-making rodent
> then it will be done in the name of Mother
> Russia!!

Our organization will defend our friend Furman to the end and we will destroy you commie bastards if we have to.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ted Squirrelzinski ()
Date: July 10, 2021 09:44AM

Ivan Jerkinov Wrote:
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> Ivan understands dat this capitalist pig rodent is
> still causing the trouble at the Pan Am?
>
> Ivan will be conducting a special investigation
> and then Ivan will be contacting the KGB with the
> results of dis investigation. If Ivan is given
> instruction to destroy this trouble-making rodent
> then it will be done in the name of Mother
> Russia!!

Furman is neither capitalist nor communist. He rejects all forms of society and hasn't left his tree since they had the audacity to call him a piece of "wildlife". I think he's building bombs up there or something. If they want him to be an animal well by golly an animal is exactly what they'll get!!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: The nuclear squirrel scout ()
Date: July 10, 2021 11:35AM

Ted Squirrelzinski Wrote:
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> Ivan Jerkinov Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ivan understands dat this capitalist pig rodent
> is
> > still causing the trouble at the Pan Am?
> >
> > Ivan will be conducting a special investigation
> > and then Ivan will be contacting the KGB with
> the
> > results of dis investigation. If Ivan is given
> > instruction to destroy this trouble-making
> rodent
> > then it will be done in the name of Mother
> > Russia!!
>
> Furman is neither capitalist nor communist. He
> rejects all forms of society and hasn't left his
> tree since they had the audacity to call him a
> piece of "wildlife". I think he's building bombs
> up there or something. If they want him to be an
> animal well by golly an animal is exactly what
> they'll get!!

Sweet Jesus pooh! That's not a letter bomb that's a suitcase nuke!!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Is Loyal To Only The USA ()
Date: July 10, 2021 01:15PM

No amounts of peanut or black seed baits can make Furman turn against this country he's served before and will again to defeat communist aggressors and put leftist America haters down. Commies beware do not tred on Furmans hallowed grounds he lives free forever under the US constitution
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PatrioticFurmanwillserve.jpg
Furmanonjuly4th.jfif
usaflag.jfif

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Damn right rodent ()
Date: July 10, 2021 07:11PM

Furman Is Loyal To Only The USA Wrote:
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> No amounts of peanut or black seed baits can make
> Furman turn against this country he's served
> before and will again to defeat communist
> aggressors and put leftist America haters down.
> Commies beware do not tred on Furmans hallowed
> grounds he lives free forever under the US
> constitution

This commie bitch just slapped my girl at a bar simply because we are not commies. I hope our hero Furman makes that drunk ol white lady swerve into a ditch!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman is an American Squirrel ()
Date: July 10, 2021 08:47PM

He loves all of us. All he wants from us is McNuggets. He is a true American hero.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans Tired Of Grease ()
Date: July 10, 2021 09:12PM

Nice people gift him with unsalted raw peanuts and good black seeds, not the kind people find in their rice bags and cereal boxes left from the dirty sneaks mouse and rat

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: You're all nuts ()
Date: July 10, 2021 09:51PM

Furman regularly stuffs himself on uncle bens ready rice and only breathes to crush greedy sneaky communism once and for all!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: furman ()
Date: July 10, 2021 11:24PM

Fucking squirrels are all gay democrats, I shoot 'em, zap 'em, kill 'em with a wrist rocket and poison the shit out of the little fuckers. They're not gonna take my freedom or my guns, fucking Hillary loving vermin needs erasdicating.

USA!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: No Way ! ()
Date: July 11, 2021 12:54AM

>Furman regularly stuffs himself on uncle bens ready rice

Furman leaves the greasy gridder garbage of chicken fried grease and rice to the gophers, mouse and rat he loves his natural seeds nuts and acorns and he never takes a drink of whisky
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FastMcAwfultheGopher.jpg
greasygriddlefolk.jpg
WhiskyBurnFace.jpg
WhiskyFace.jpg

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: board of elections ()
Date: July 11, 2021 07:14AM

Furman voted for Biden last election and he voted for Hillary in the one before that.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sir Harold Hedgehog Esquire ()
Date: July 11, 2021 07:38AM

board of elections Wrote:
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> Furman voted for Biden last election and he voted
> for Hillary in the one before that.


Be advised that Furman is considering legal action against all of you who falsely accuse him of being a democrat,aka communist. Furman is, and always has been a proud, loyal American who strongly supports the military, capitalism and President Trump. Cease and desist the slander immediately or you may face legal action.thank you.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cappie the Capitalist Capybara ()
Date: July 11, 2021 12:37PM

Sir Harold Hedgehog Esquire Wrote:
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> board of elections Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Furman voted for Biden last election and he
> voted
> > for Hillary in the one before that.
>
>
> Be advised that Furman is considering legal action
> against all of you who falsely accuse him of being
> a democrat,aka communist. Furman is, and always
> has been a proud, loyal American who strongly
> supports the military, capitalism and President
> Trump. Cease and desist the slander immediately or
> you may face legal action.thank you.

Silly larping libtards think morality is derived from the law. That's made them forgetv that slander was a verb long before there were civil statutes to cover it. Absent quantifiable damages, the Furman just laughs at their primary school word games!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: signs of libtardness ()
Date: July 11, 2021 12:56PM

Furman lives rent free in a tree on the apartment complexes land, he eats food that other people have paid for and he does not have a job. I don't like to judge but it seems like he very well could be a libtard.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: No Furman Lives Free In Nature ()
Date: July 11, 2021 01:36PM

His babies are born without fear of abortion he lives as he pleases under the protections of the US constitution Dems are trying to destroy without amending and ratifying the document constitutionally . Furman is FREE and disdains all forms of communism he has never voted for the Democrat and never will ! He was not happy with some thing Trump said but TRUMP could win and protect Furman's freedoms against communism and illegal invaders ! Now is a dismal time politically at least for Furman and he's looking forward to Nov 21 and 21 and 24 to see the Dems tossed out for overplaying their hand in such rotten ways , but he still refuses to bend to aggression and still lives FREE!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Accelerationist Ocelot ()
Date: July 11, 2021 02:19PM

signs of libtardness Wrote:
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> Furman lives rent free in a tree on the apartment
> complexes land, he eats food that other people
> have paid for and he does not have a job. I don't
> like to judge but it seems like he very well could
> be a libtard.


Heard he knowingly and willfully defrauded the government to the tune of 15 grand last summer. Purchased nothing but heavy weapons, ammo and whiskey with it. Serves them right for trying to snip his hamstrings like a common domestic slave mouse. Bring on the collapse Furman doesn't need a dime to survive

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cuck Cod ()
Date: July 11, 2021 02:46PM

The rest , did he simply squander it on fast women and booze like me , Furman wants a Arthur Treacher's ! He'll stoop to nothing to get one in at Pan Am ! Im with him all the way he says hell catch the fish if they will fry it with hot chips and ice cold Fanta to cool Hiphogs now legal weed bong that gives him the munchies
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hmmm Low Forehead ^ SO... ()
Date: July 11, 2021 02:55PM

Low Iq too , ones mellow that's Hiphog the others a hateful zealot rat who bets are on would like to see full auto fire poured into American citizens who exercise a basic US constitutional right within the Bill of Rights
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: This is Furman speaking ()
Date: July 11, 2021 03:06PM

Hey assholes keep your political shit off my thread. This is a thread about squirreldom, not Donald Trump or Joe Biden. Fuck them both. Neither of them came out to PanAm and gave me McNuggets. There are plenty of other threads you can post about that shit on. NOT HERE. Btw where is the black seeds guy? We need to talk.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Is He A GUN TAX COLLECTOR ? ()
Date: July 11, 2021 03:14PM

Did Democrats TAX people going to WORSHIP in churches temples and mosques yet? And require insurance too .They think they can TAX gun owners after they bought the guns , both are constitutional rights freedom of religion and the right to keep and bear arms ! How can you tax them so unconstitutionally !

Idiotic hateful constitution smashing criminal friendly San Jose Democrats are trying it out and will be failing huge once the high court gets on this latest infringement idiocy

https://thenewamerican.com/san-jose-calif-passes-aggressive-gun-tax-on-legal-gun-owners/

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Sez ()
Date: July 11, 2021 03:20PM

Smoke more pot get higher lady then STFU

"Anti-Second Amendment activists applauded the city’s new law. “There is no one law or policy that will solve the public health crisis that is the gun violence epidemic,” said Jessica Blitchok, a volunteer with anti-gun group Moms Demand Action. “However, a holistic approach will reduce gun harm in San Jose and the greater community.”

Furmans rolling on the ground laughing at her name as it fits her mentality

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: L Did You See A L ()
Date: July 11, 2021 03:20PM

Neither did Furman !

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: This is Furman speaking ()
Date: July 11, 2021 05:21PM

People are so dumb. I am a squirrel! I could give two squirrel shits about Republicans or Democrats. Give me McNuggets or give me death!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: The REAL Furman Hates Grease ()
Date: July 11, 2021 09:08PM

Again he implores , he wants good black seeds and raw peanuts not the ones mouse and rat leave in your rice bag , you can throw in some Arthur Treachers chips and a Tippys taco if you'll leave Hiphog that cold Fanta to cool his bong its been McAWFUL Hot lately

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel on squirrel combat ()
Date: July 11, 2021 09:36PM

In this cold civil war turning hot Furman knows exactly who he's up against and is preparing himself physically and psychologically to kill his own litter mates if it comes down to it. He has his orders and is ready at minutes notice

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brother squirrel ()
Date: July 11, 2021 09:37PM

Squirrel on squirrel combat Wrote:
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> In this cold civil war turning hot Furman knows
> exactly who he's up against and is preparing
> himself physically and psychologically to kill his
> own litter mates if it comes down to it. He has
> his orders and is ready at minutes notice
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: This is Furman speaking ()
Date: July 12, 2021 01:24PM

We need another McDonald’s at PanAm. Glory Days wings have bones that stick in my throat. The noodles from the pho restaurant don’t stick to my ribs. Safeway has been locking their trash cans to keep squirrels out. I may have to migrate to Whole Foods up the street and go organic

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Stop Eating Grease Furman ()
Date: July 12, 2021 11:30PM

Look for the black seeds mouse and rat did not leave , do you what your stomach pumped again if so we'll get you a greasy griddle and you can become a griddler Is this how you want to go thru life ? Eating grease as a griddler becoming far more fat then Hiphog
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Flying squirrel ()
Date: July 13, 2021 12:54AM

Stop Eating Grease Furman Wrote:
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> Look for the black seeds mouse and rat did not
> leave , do you what your stomach pumped again if
> so we'll get you a greasy griddle and you can
> become a griddler Is this how you want to go thru
> life ? Eating grease as a griddler becoming far
> more fat then Hiphog


Furman purchased 10g of highly concentrated radioactive material derived from Brazil nuts right under the noses of the JTTF and NORAD and the Swedish embassy. He's building a dirty bomb to take out some billionaires yacht for cash. Offshore to minimize collateral damage

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Glory Days Eater ()
Date: July 13, 2021 08:21PM

So I was sitting around the house getting high since it’s now legal. Soon afterwards I got the munchies and decided to go to Glory Days. Before I left I thought it might be fun to feed some marijuana seeds to Furman so I brought some along. I saw him when I pulled up, threw the seeds in his direction, and when in to eat. I had fried pickles as an appetizer, and the cheeseburger trifecta, and washed it all down with two Buds. When I left, I saw Furman rolling around in the grass, laughing hysterically in his little squirrel voice and chasing his tail. Apparently squirrels like ganja too

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Please Disregard Weirdo Posts ()
Date: July 13, 2021 09:26PM

About any any terrorist acts by Furman he is a real American squirrel all the way, he just wants to relax enjoying the rest of the summer with Hiphog blowing his legal weed and Furman eating his natural peanuts and black seed animal lovers bring him

Hiphog after blazing a huge legal blunt then likes to munch the tender roots of beautiful plants and herbs just under the soil of your yard , plus your veggies in small suburban gardens when he finds them in immaculate neatly landscaped yards nearby . Please excuse the holes he digs, loss of your garden and your painful sprained ankle if you trip running into one
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: This is Furman speaking ()
Date: July 13, 2021 10:15PM

^^^ Hey asshole this thread is about me, a squirrel and other squirrels who live nearby. Start your own thread if you want to talk about other rodents

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Faker ! ()
Date: July 13, 2021 11:18PM

Hiphog is Furman's friend and has been even if he is as high as your are now

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Havana Squirreldrome ()
Date: July 14, 2021 01:09AM

Glory Days Eater Wrote:
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> So I was sitting around the house getting high
> since it’s now legal. Soon afterwards I got the
> munchies and decided to go to Glory Days. Before I
> left I thought it might be fun to feed some
> marijuana seeds to Furman so I brought some along.
> I saw him when I pulled up, threw the seeds in his
> direction, and when in to eat. I had fried pickles
> as an appetizer, and the cheeseburger trifecta,
> and washed it all down with two Buds. When I left,
> I saw Furman rolling around in the grass, laughing
> hysterically in his little squirrel voice and
> chasing his tail. Apparently squirrels like ganja
> too


Furman only eats naturally deep fried pickles dont put em in the oven or microwave he needs grease for his biodiesel VW bus

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ya You Had To Push The Dope ()
Date: July 14, 2021 01:05PM

> So I was sitting around the house getting high
> since it’s now legal. Soon afterwards I got the
> munchies and decided to go to Glory Days. Before I
> left I thought it might be fun to feed some
> marijuana seeds to Furman so I brought some along.
> I saw him when I pulled up, threw the seeds in his
> direction, and when in to eat. I had fried pickles
> as an appetizer, and the cheeseburger trifecta,
> and washed it all down with two Buds. When I left,
> I saw Furman rolling around in the grass, laughing
> hysterically in his little squirrel voice and
> chasing his tail. Apparently squirrels like ganja
> too

But that was not Furman! That was his bro Hippy Squirrel who had a job before downing those dope seeds now he's already back to blazing blunts and lazin in the sun not working , he and Furman both want you to bring them black seeds or unsalted peanuts in the shell to munch on as your penitence
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Glory Days eater ()
Date: July 14, 2021 01:13PM

I know Furman when I see him. He and I go way back. It was definitely him and he also complained about people trying to feed him black seeds. He said they taste like shit

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Black Seeds And Peanuts ()
Date: July 14, 2021 01:32PM

Keep Furman on a Natural HIGH , he sez bring them Hiphog and Hippy got their weed high and Furman wants his naturally

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Black Seed or Weed ()
Date: July 14, 2021 08:46PM

Furman definitely prefers weed, especially now that it is legal. He does not now, nor has he ever, liked black seeds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mistaken ID Wrong Make ()
Date: July 15, 2021 12:00AM

Once again you made Hippy squirrel , not Furman he's high on life loves his black seeds and does not need dope he gets along with the commies most of the time but he's always watching his back , if their Dems they are back stabbers and will drop Furman like a used rubber if he gives them the chance , empty promises are all they have , other then that Furman says they have nothing but he can be cool and not get his fur ruffled the wrong way they way they do in PC seconds like retards

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: July 27, 2021 04:18AM

Has anyone been in contact with Furman lately? I haven't heard from my furry friend for weeks. Getting a little worried. I'm passing by Nutley tomorrow and will swing by to see if the little fellow would like a quick run down to Tippy's for a sack of tacos and a bit of flirting with las señoritas.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Conway ()
Date: July 27, 2021 04:55AM

I hate to say it but I think Furman was captured by the KGB. They have him detained in a nearby motel and they are attempting to get information from him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: July 28, 2021 01:45AM

Good news, Furman is alive and well ! I was in civilian mode today and had Mrs. Covert with me as I met up with Furman. As a change of pace , we went to the Chik Fil-A at Fx Circle. Who would have guessed that Furman has such a taste for a vanilla shake? Mrs. Covert was charmed by Furman and thinks he's a cute and fuzzy fellow. As we left she promised to send an apple pie to Furman the next time he and I meet.

Also surprising? Furman had the Cobb salad with vinaigrette dressing and didn't even mention tacos, wings, or fries.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Sez Bring Um On ! ()
Date: July 28, 2021 02:08PM

More black seeds ! Im a nature boy and I need a cold drink too . Bring me a ice cold Fanta , Hiphog will leave me some the rest he needs to cool his bong, Ill eat the ice to cool off , a Tippy's taco will be great today extra hot sauce will cool me too
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman floats ()
Date: August 05, 2021 02:58PM

Safety first of course! His watercraft are all properly registered and insured and he also wears his PFD on the water as recommended by VDGIF!


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Frisky Furman ()
Date: August 05, 2021 07:12PM

Furman was feeling a little frisky the other night so he hitched a ride on a Metro train down to DC. While there he went to a gentleman’s club and drank some Bud Light, ate some seeds and was seen lavishly tipping this hot little number after she gave him a lap dance. Say to go Furman you deserve a night out every once in awhile
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bumpy ()
Date: August 06, 2021 10:12AM

bump

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warren Zevon ()
Date: August 06, 2021 02:10PM

I saw Furman drinking a pina coloda at Trader Vics

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Knows The Frisky One ()
Date: August 07, 2021 04:53PM

She is one of his bikini hotties he hangs with at Ocean City

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Scored ! ()
Date: August 07, 2021 05:22PM

He was at Biker Squirrels titty bar , was hitting on a couple of his hotties . Its down in southern Maryland in St Marys, when Furman left he showed real biker street creed leaving in a cloud of burnt rubber on the rear wheel of his fuel injected Harley , he likes the place as they put out free black seeds and peanuts with the hobo beer and Jack Black they serve
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