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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: wpo link ()
Date: June 21, 2019 01:08AM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: FXU CONSPIRACY NUT ()
Date: June 21, 2019 01:14AM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: safeway shopper ()
Date: June 29, 2019 11:49AM

Furman is still here. Looks like he stays away in the heat of the day but he has been spotted in the morning and early evenings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: McDonald’s Eater ()
Date: June 29, 2019 12:53PM

Of course he is still here. He will always be with us, watching and waiting for the most opportune time to grab your fries or McNuggets. Be careful out there. You’ve been warned.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: July 02, 2019 04:42PM

No sign of Furman the last two days. I even asked the ladies at Mcdonalds and they say the last time they spotted him was Sunday evening. I hope Furman was not squashed by a tire. Even though Furman is kind of a cock I miss the little guy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: squirrel nuts ()
Date: July 03, 2019 08:50AM

Found this when looking for a dog brush today.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rumor Russ ()
Date: July 03, 2019 10:02AM

Rumor has it that he was flattened last night by a Ford F-250.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: yv49h ()
Date: July 03, 2019 10:13AM

yv49h

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: July 03, 2019 11:39AM

I parked near McDonalds this morning, left my dash cam running and put a hashbrown on the hood. We will see if Furman is still around.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: July 03, 2019 05:12PM

Ok, hashbrowns gone birdshit on the hood. I will check the dash cam but birds probably got it. I am getting worried about Furman now.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fly away ()
Date: July 03, 2019 06:08PM

Speaking of birds, if you see any Turkey Vultures near Pam-Am, Furman is probably a goner.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: July 13, 2019 10:56PM

I saw Furman running across the parking lot today towards Glory Days. He was carrying a McNugget under his arm like a football

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: July 14, 2019 01:17PM

I asked the ladies at Mcdonalds about Furman yesterday. They said they only see Furman once or twice a week. I guess he is still around but his food harvesting antics are at a minimum. Maybe due to the warm weather and a plentiful supply of natural squirrel chow?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: gill samuel ()
Date: July 15, 2019 08:32PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> I asked the ladies at Mcdonalds about Furman
> yesterday. They said they only see Furman once or
> twice a week. I guess he is still around but his
> food harvesting antics are at a minimum. Maybe due
> to the warm weather and a plentiful supply of
> natural squirrel chow?


Probably.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fairfax City homeowner ()
Date: July 20, 2019 01:58PM

I left a open bag of this stuff near the tombstones at panam.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Kingspell sucks ()
Date: July 23, 2019 07:24AM

hhdj9

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: alert!!! ()
Date: July 29, 2019 04:39PM

Furman is gone but now there is a highly aggressive attack snail on the loose!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Spot on reporter ()
Date: July 29, 2019 11:55PM

No Furman sitings in almost a month. Poor little guy must be dead. I think it was the Ford F-250 that flattened him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: August 05, 2019 08:51PM

Great news, I saw Furman tonight as I was leaving the McDonald’s. I was so happy to see him I tossed him a nugget. He picked it up and ran off with happily and disappeared into the woods

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nuts to you ()
Date: August 06, 2019 10:51PM

Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
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> Great news, I saw Furman tonight as I was leaving
> the McDonald’s. I was so happy to see him I
> tossed him a nugget. He picked it up and ran off
> with happily and disappeared into the woods


That was an impostor. Furman is dead.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: August 07, 2019 12:26AM

There is only one true Furman. No other squirrel could imitate him in such a convincing way. Furman lives!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Real Rodent expert ()
Date: August 07, 2019 06:27AM

Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
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> There is only one true Furman. No other squirrel
> could imitate him in such a convincing way. Furman
> lives!


I don’t believe you because the real Furman would not have been happy with one nugget. He would have kicked your ass until you gave him at least a half dozen nuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: August 10, 2019 09:18AM

Are you saying it was a wannabe Furman I saw or calling me a liar ?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: August 11, 2019 10:34AM

One of the nice ladies at Mcdonald's says that a squirrel resembling Furman has been spotted at the Fairfax circle Dunkin Donuts and that there were a few incidents involving Heaven toasted hash browns. It could be another squirrel but I would like to think that Furman has simply expanded his hunting grounds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Korean Chicken Lover ()
Date: August 24, 2019 12:11PM

I saw a big gray squirrel in the parking lot of Choong Man Chicken on Lee Highway. Apparently Furman had a hankering for some Korean wings and decided to scamper down the road a little further. I don’t think he liked the spicy wings though

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: September 11, 2019 09:32PM

I think Furman ate today at Tippys Taco, because I saw a big squirrel shitting on the curb on Lee Hwy near Tippys Taco today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tippy Terror ()
Date: September 11, 2019 10:39PM

Were you able tell if it gave Furman the runs and made him leave noxious farts like it does to me?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: darned squirrels! ()
Date: September 19, 2019 12:30PM

Furman has been arrested. He managed to escape by chewing through the paneling and scooting down behind the door panels. He was waiting for an opportune moment to escape when the officer would have to run out of the car after a bad guy.

"Squirrel rescued from Bristol Virginia State Police sergeant's police car
According to VSP, the animal was trapped inside the car. Officials were able to find the squirrel and pull it from the vehicle."
Author: WCYB
Published: 11:54 AM EDT September 19, 2019
Updated: 11:54 AM EDT September 19, 2019
BRISTOL, Va. — A squirrel was rescued this week from a Virginia State Police sergeant's car after the officer said she kept hearing something in her car.

"So our Bristol Area Sergeant isn't going nuts, after all!" the post said.

According to VSP, the animal was trapped inside the car. Troopers were able to find the squirrel and pull it from the vehicle.

No worries, the agency said the critter wasn't harmed and was released back into the wild. "

Post by VirginiaStatePolice. picked up by WBIR TV

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Doubting Danny ()
Date: September 19, 2019 01:35PM

darned squirrels! Wrote:
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> Furman has been arrested. He managed to escape by
> chewing through the paneling and scooting down
> behind the door panels. He was waiting for an
> opportune moment to escape when the officer would
> have to run out of the car after a bad guy.
>
> "Squirrel rescued from Bristol Virginia State
> Police sergeant's police car
> According to VSP, the animal was trapped inside
> the car. Officials were able to find the squirrel
> and pull it from the vehicle."
> Author: WCYB
> Published: 11:54 AM EDT September 19, 2019
> Updated: 11:54 AM EDT September 19, 2019
> BRISTOL, Va. — A squirrel was rescued this week
> from a Virginia State Police sergeant's car after
> the officer said she kept hearing something in her
> car.
>
> "So our Bristol Area Sergeant isn't going nuts,
> after all!" the post said.
>
> According to VSP, the animal was trapped inside
> the car. Troopers were able to find the squirrel
> and pull it from the vehicle.
>
> No worries, the agency said the critter wasn't
> harmed and was released back into the wild. "
>
> Post by VirginiaStatePolice. picked up by WBIR TV

I seriously doubt that was Furman. How would he have gotten from Fairfax all the way out to Bristol?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Big Mac eater ()
Date: September 21, 2019 11:09AM

I am at Pan Am now. There is a squirrel on top of a Mitsubishi clawing wildly at the sunroof. Could this be Furman?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: September 22, 2019 09:15AM

I saw Furman again this morning, standing on the side of McDonald’s, waiting to pounce on an unsuspecting victim. Rumors of his demise are greatly exaggerated

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm Panhandler ()
Date: October 20, 2019 06:01PM

I heard that one of the panhandlers at PanAm caught Furman and ate him. RIP Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: November 10, 2019 09:32AM

I saw Furman this morning when I went to Microcenter for some SD cards. He looked thinner and more disheveled than the last time I saw him. I believe the stress of getting prepared for the upcoming winter has him worried. He ran towards the McDonald’s dumpster hoping to uncover the mother lode of half eaten McNuggets

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel of the hour ()
Date: November 10, 2019 11:32AM

Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
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> I saw Furman this morning when I went to
> Microcenter for some SD cards. He looked thinner
> and more disheveled than the last time I saw him.
> I believe the stress of getting prepared for the
> upcoming winter has him worried. He ran towards
> the McDonald’s dumpster hoping to uncover the
> mother lode of half eaten McNuggets


Catching Russian spies has aged poor Furman prematurely. He said it was quite stressful at times but very rewarding in the end. Last I heard he quit the counterintelligence biz and is out touring the hippie trail in a fried out combie. His head is definitely full of zombie too!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: November 10, 2019 11:39AM

I for one am glad to know Furman is still looking out for our national security and on the case. He is a true patriot and an occasional nugget or fry is a small price to pay for his services.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 10, 2019 12:40PM

I just got back from lunch. I left three fries and a mcnugget on the hood of the car and drivecam running. I can review the video tonight to see if I got a shot of Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel, ret. ()
Date: November 10, 2019 01:42PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> I for one am glad to know Furman is still looking
> out for our national security and on the case. He
> is a true patriot and an occasional nugget or fry
> is a small price to pay for his services.

He is no longer engaged in the counterintelligence business... He has become disillusioned and grown out his hair. Last seen on a beach near Jakarta drinking rice wine and smoking clove cigarettes.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lincoln driver ()
Date: January 05, 2020 02:26PM

Not sure it was Furman but a squirrel jumped on the hood of my Lincoln while I was eating a a couple of filet o fishes there yesterday. He stared me down and got footprints on my hood.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Djarum Black ()
Date: January 05, 2020 02:54PM

Squirrel, ret. Wrote:
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> Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I for one am glad to know Furman is still
> looking
> > out for our national security and on the case.
> He
> > is a true patriot and an occasional nugget or
> fry
> > is a small price to pay for his services.
>
> He is no longer engaged in the counterintelligence
> business... He has become disillusioned and grown
> out his hair. Last seen on a beach near Jakarta
> drinking rice wine and smoking clove cigarettes.

Clove oil makes vitamin E acetate look like a fresh pure Alpine breeze. Krek kreks kill

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pretend Democrat ()
Date: January 05, 2020 05:07PM

Devoted Squirrel
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: k ()
Date: January 05, 2020 06:55PM

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: DCUM is the place to go! ()
Date: January 06, 2020 08:46AM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ok Karen ()
Date: January 06, 2020 10:05AM

DCUM is the place to go! Wrote:
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> https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/84895
> 7.page


For what? Motivation to smoke LIBTARDS?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: DCUM is the place to go! ()
Date: January 06, 2020 10:37AM

Ok Karen Wrote:
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> DCUM is the place to go! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/84895
>
> > 7.page
>
>
> For what? Motivation to smoke LIBTARDS?

Grill/Fry/Smoke or whatever else comes to mind

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: March 28, 2020 12:30PM

Any updates on Furman? How will he survive if the McDonald’s closes down due to corona virus and there are no filet of fish or chicken McNuggets left over? Can squirrels get Coronavirus?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Update Updike ()
Date: March 28, 2020 12:44PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Any updates on Furman? How will he survive if the
> McDonald’s closes down due to corona virus and
> there are no filet of fish or chicken McNuggets
> left over? Can squirrels get Coronavirus?


If McDonalds closes I guess will have to try to raid Glory Days takeout customers.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 28, 2020 03:37PM

Furman is still out there but he is getting old. In squirrel years he is in his early 60s. instead of terrorizing Toyotas and leaping on Lincolns he is merely making the rounds looking for the stray fry here and there and trying to look cute for the kids eating their happy meals in the parking lot in hopes of getting them to toss him some food. The last few years Furman was pretty fat but he has slimmed down now.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: double big mac ()
Date: March 29, 2020 02:44PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Furman is still out there but he is getting old.
> In squirrel years he is in his early 60s. instead
> of terrorizing Toyotas and leaping on Lincolns he
> is merely making the rounds looking for the stray
> fry here and there and trying to look cute for the
> kids eating their happy meals in the parking lot
> in hopes of getting them to toss him some food.
> The last few years Furman was pretty fat but he
> has slimmed down now.

That is sad. Furman will be dead soon. I will go by and buy him a double big mac.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Seer ()
Date: April 14, 2020 07:11PM

I was driving through the Pan am parking lot today on the way to get my hyrdrocloroquine prescription and saw Furman running through. He seemed very healthy and looked chubby. I think the reports of his demise have been greatly exaggerated

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman hates pickles ()
Date: April 18, 2020 11:28AM

I saw Furman eating a cheeseburger. When he was done the pickles were left on the ground next to the big tombstone.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fish on a bun ()
Date: April 25, 2020 12:46PM

@ Pan Am now. No squirrels in sight.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm Visitor ()
Date: May 06, 2020 09:08PM

No sign of Furman. Is it possible he was a victim of corona virus?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway Sam ()
Date: May 06, 2020 09:45PM

PanAm Visitor Wrote:
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> No sign of Furman. Is it possible he was a victim
> of corona virus?


He could have been wearing a mask and you didn’t see him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: CVS Shopper ()
Date: May 06, 2020 10:00PM

I saw him yesterday while getting my scripts. I was wearing a mask but he wasn’t. Apparently he is thriving on the refuse from the Safeway dumpsters and is quite healthy. With less people out because of the lockdown, he also doesn’t have to worry about getting hit by a car

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Football Furman ()
Date: May 07, 2020 05:57PM

Getting ready to play some defense
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: May 17, 2020 08:47PM

Have not been to PanAm for awhile due to the lockdown. But went there today and saw my old friend. He looked a little thinner and bedraggled but can happily report he is alive and well

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: SumMo ()
Date: May 17, 2020 08:54PM

Old squirrels never die, they just find new nuts.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Essential worker ()
Date: May 19, 2020 09:10AM

Just stopped at Safeway, saw our little buddy scampering through the parking lot. He is thinner and looked upset, but he is still alive, probably waiting for better days to come.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Resilient Rodent ()
Date: May 22, 2020 09:12PM

Furman is very resilient and has lived for years. You think he is going to let a little covid stop him? Never.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Aggressive Squirrels? ()
Date: May 25, 2020 07:33PM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman PSA ()
Date: May 30, 2020 08:11PM

Take it from Furman, wear your mask when indoors at public places
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: teal Kia driver ()
Date: May 31, 2020 09:20AM

I went there this morning and bought a extra hash brown just for Furman. I left my window down but he never showed up. I left the hash brown on top of the big tombstone, maybe Furman will find it.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: White Pontiac ()
Date: May 31, 2020 10:07AM

Going to PanAm McDonalds for lunch today. Will look for Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Fan ()
Date: May 31, 2020 02:02PM

Furman is alive and well. Saw him in the parking lot this afternoon. When I drove by him, he stood up on his hind legs and motioned to me with his paw. Not sure if he was asking for food or just waving but I threw him a piece of sushi I bought at Safeway anyway. Rock on Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Black Squirrels Matter ()
Date: June 13, 2020 09:29PM

We are tired of being discriminated against!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: August 22, 2020 08:03AM

Well, Furman is at it again. With the cooler weather we have had the last few mornings Furman made a run at a Ford Flex with the windows rolled down yesterday morning. There were a couple of older ladies from Ohio sitting in the car having breakfast. Furman ran in and went straight for the hash browns. The ladies screamed and jumped out of the car as Furman scampered off into the woods with a hash brown. It had to have been Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Look out! ()
Date: August 22, 2020 11:22AM

Had to go to Safeway this morning and spotted Furman in the parking lot by the shopping carts. He is becoming more brazen and expanding his AO. As I drove by he glared at me and gnashed his teeth in a threatening manner. I left as quickly as I could

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: rabid rodentia ()
Date: August 23, 2020 10:06AM

chuck-cheek-chink-chip-chip-a-rooni!!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hungry Hal ()
Date: September 02, 2020 11:01AM

Furman is alive and well. Just saw him at McDonalds chowing down on some hash browns.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: McFood eater ()
Date: September 02, 2020 05:04PM

I threw Furman half a filet o fish last year and he nibbled at the bread a little before walking away from it. I wonder why Furman wont eat filet o fish?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Lives ()
Date: October 24, 2020 07:52PM

Just saw him an hour ago at the PanAm. Smaller and scrawnier than he used to be but still alive, well and on the hunt for McNuggets. I threw him one and he squealed happily and ran off with it stuffed in his cheeks. Long live Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: jus sayin ()
Date: October 24, 2020 10:10PM

I’ve found furman to be far more cordial if I’m not giving him that crap from McDonald’s

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Peanut Feeder ()
Date: November 11, 2020 10:26PM

You’re right he eats them right out of your hand
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Zombie squirrel ()
Date: November 12, 2020 03:17PM

Furman Lives Wrote:
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> Just saw him an hour ago at the PanAm. Smaller and
> scrawnier than he used to be but still alive, well
> and on the hunt for McNuggets. I threw him one and
> he squealed happily and ran off with it stuffed in
> his cheeks. Long live Furman!

We are no more dead or alive than the wind and the tide. Free will is but a comforting illusion. We are automatons whirling about in a macabre theatre. The only thing for certain about the force that drives it all is that it is relentless

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: That’s Deep ()
Date: November 12, 2020 07:27PM

^^^ Wow that’s so profound. You must have a degree in English Literature, and write this sort of thing on your lunch break at McDonald’s. By the way, feed Furman while you’re out there emptying the trash

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: November 12, 2020 09:22PM

The other day I was at Pan-Am McDonalds and Furman stole a Big Mac from me, but luckily I still at 4 left, because I ordered 5.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Heavy Harry ()
Date: November 12, 2020 09:29PM

I always order three Big Macs and McNuggets. I was sitting in my car eating the other day when Furman came up and begin begging and chattering so I gave him one of my nuggets, which he happily ate before scampering off. But then I was still hungry so I had to go back in for more

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Big Bruno ()
Date: November 12, 2020 10:01PM

I usually get a quarter pounder for me and a Fish-filet for Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lexus driver ()
Date: November 13, 2020 05:25PM

A few weeks back I had just had my car detailed inside and out. When I came out of Micro Center there were little muddy paw prints on the hood and roof. I guess I know where that came from now. Fuck that rodent!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Be Grateful ()
Date: November 13, 2020 08:50PM

Lexus driver Wrote:
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> A few weeks back I had just had my car detailed
> inside and out. When I came out of Micro Center
> there were little muddy paw prints on the hood and
> roof. I guess I know where that came from now.
> Fuck that rodent!


You should be thankful he didn’t leave a big steaming pile of squirrel shit on your hood or through your sunroof

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Good Will Hunting ()
Date: November 13, 2020 10:03PM

That’s Deep Wrote:
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> ^^^ Wow that’s so profound. You must have a
> degree in English Literature, and write this sort
> of thing on your lunch break at McDonald’s. By
> the way, feed Furman while you’re out there
> emptying the trash


I will do just that, Mr. Cubicle Rat!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Automaton ()
Date: November 13, 2020 10:14PM

Good Will Hunting Wrote:
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> That’s Deep Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^ Wow that’s so profound. You must have a
> > degree in English Literature, and write this
> sort
> > of thing on your lunch break at McDonald’s.
> By
> > the way, feed Furman while you’re out there
> > emptying the trash
>
>
> I will do just that, Mr. Cubicle Rat!

I didn't see any need to go $70,000 dollars in the hole for a piece of paper to tell me I'm smart. I taught myself to write snarky poems. I figured out determinism on my own (a most ingenious paradox!). I actually have zero debt whatsoever. I have never owned a credit card and I intend to remain this way. I pity the rest of society almost as much as I hate it. Enjoy your little rat race pal

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Calvin and Hobbes ()
Date: November 13, 2020 10:19PM

Zombie squirrel Wrote:
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> We are no more dead or alive than the wind and the
> tide. Free will is but a comforting illusion. We
> are automatons whirling about in a macabre
> theatre. The only thing for certain about the
> force that drives it all is that it is relentless

Calvin
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ignorance is bliss ()
Date: November 13, 2020 10:25PM

Awareness of the reality of determinism is just another layer of this hell pit reserved for those whom the puppet master wishes to torture especially sadistically.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Good Will Hunting ()
Date: November 13, 2020 10:55PM

Ignorance is bliss Wrote:
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> Awareness of the reality of determinism is just
> another layer of this hell pit reserved for those
> whom the puppet master wishes to torture
> especially sadistically.


The realization of the utter helplessness of existence has two effects on people. Pure unbounded evil or total apathy. That's why I'm a bum

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Every Rose has it's thorn ()
Date: November 13, 2020 11:06PM

Good Will Hunting Wrote:
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> Ignorance is bliss Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Awareness of the reality of determinism is just
> > another layer of this hell pit reserved for
> those
> > whom the puppet master wishes to torture
> > especially sadistically.
>
>
> The realization of the utter helplessness of
> existence has two effects on people. Pure
> unbounded evil or total apathy. That's why I'm a
> bum

It is impossible to seek life's pleasures without encountering suffering. The puppet master is the ultimate sadist and he knows how to string his victims along with hopes and dreams. The lucky people who live happy idyllic lives their entire time here are put in place to torture others wittingly or unwittingly. What luxury goods aren't tainted by third world destitution?

The best course of action is to isolate from this putrid society but the puppet master will still manage to torment you. Natural disasters - a tree through the roof of your cabin during a storm, hunger, thirst, cold, heat, bears - and even in the remote areas humans will inevitably cross your path sooner or later, stealing chainsaws and poaching.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Good Will Hunting ()
Date: November 13, 2020 11:10PM

An omnipotent god could have done better. Either the creator is evil or weak and neither one is very comforting

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nut gatherer ()
Date: November 13, 2020 11:29PM

What are you clowns rambling about? Get off the Furman thread.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Parlay ()
Date: November 13, 2020 11:48PM

Nut gatherer Wrote:
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> What are you clowns rambling about? Get off the
> Furman thread.

Tell us who Furman really is and we can negotiate terms

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Robbie Rodent ()
Date: November 14, 2020 12:04AM

Parlay Wrote:
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> Nut gatherer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What are you clowns rambling about? Get off the
> > Furman thread.
>
> Tell us who Furman really is and we can negotiate
> terms


Go to Pan-Am McDonalds at lunch time and the squirrel who steals your McNuggets is who Furman is.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Getting the picture ()
Date: November 14, 2020 12:24AM

Robbie Rodent Wrote:
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> Parlay Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nut gatherer Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What are you clowns rambling about? Get off
> the
> > > Furman thread.
> >
> > Tell us who Furman really is and we can
> negotiate
> > terms
>
>
> Go to Pan-Am McDonalds at lunch time and the
> squirrel who steals your McNuggets is who Furman
> is.

Ohhhhh I think I get it.... I have never robbed anyone at pan am so I think I'm kosher. I do like me some squirrels though!


Enjoy your beefing, local hooligans

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Clearer picture ()
Date: November 14, 2020 06:53AM

So you are a Jew and not a crook. Interesting. Soon McDonalds may serve kosher McSquirrel nuggets, you can try them.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: White collar ()
Date: November 14, 2020 10:54AM

Clearer picture Wrote:
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> So you are a Jew and not a crook. Interesting.
> Soon McDonalds may serve kosher McSquirrel
> nuggets, you can try them.


I never said I wasn't a crook lol! I'm not Jewish either, though I do admire certain conservative Jews.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: GTF Outta Here ()
Date: November 14, 2020 10:57AM

Nut gatherer Wrote:
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> What are you clowns rambling about? Get off the
> Furman thread.


Totally agree with nut gatherer. This is a thread about a squirrel that likes to eat McDonald’s food, not some existential philosophical nonsense written by imbeciles who spend their days masturbating in their parents basement and writing nonsense. Start your own thread if you want to talk about that bullshit

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Clearer picture ()
Date: November 14, 2020 11:31AM

White collar Wrote:
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> Clearer picture Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So you are a Jew and not a crook. Interesting.
> > Soon McDonalds may serve kosher McSquirrel
> > nuggets, you can try them.
>
>
> I never said I wasn't a crook lol! I'm not Jewish
> either, though I do admire certain conservative
> Jews.

Sorry you used the term kosher and said you never robbed anyone, so I assumed you were a Jewish non crook.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Apology accepted ()
Date: November 14, 2020 11:40AM

Clearer picture Wrote:
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> White collar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Clearer picture Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So you are a Jew and not a crook.
> Interesting.
> > > Soon McDonalds may serve kosher McSquirrel
> > > nuggets, you can try them.
> >
> >
> > I never said I wasn't a crook lol! I'm not
> Jewish
> > either, though I do admire certain conservative
> > Jews.
>
> Sorry you used the term kosher and said you never
> robbed anyone, so I assumed you were a Jewish non
> crook.


I said I never robbed anyone at pan-am lol.. I'm more of a grifter as the case may be, physical robbery is so uncouth!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pan Am Panderer ()
Date: November 16, 2020 06:50PM

I frequently pander at Pan Am shopping center. I resent that fat little furry bastard who is cute and gets people to feel sorry for him. Once they give him something they don’t feel like they have to do anything for me

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: SumMo ()
Date: November 16, 2020 07:19PM

Furman's family has been pandering there for centuries. If I was you, I would find another place before he kicks your nuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lennie Tomas ()
Date: November 17, 2020 02:55PM

Furman just stole 3 McNuggets from me while I was leaving Pan-Am McDonalds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 17, 2020 05:11PM

One of the ladies at McDonalds said that Furman rarely attacks black people. I wonder why that is?

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