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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 15, 2018 09:49PM

Perhaps but in the past, it has only served to embolden him and make his behavior worse. I wouldn’t count on him disappearing anytime soon

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Victim ()
Date: October 15, 2018 11:04PM

VNUHK Wrote:
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> Victim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a
> man dressed up as a squirrel.
>
> Even the Bunnyman likes to go trick-or-treating!

Funny you should say that. A few years ago, on the metro (the red line), a man dressed as a bunny actually hopped on top of me and molested my breasts.

Nobody tried to help me. They just watched.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Window Watcher ()
Date: October 16, 2018 12:26AM

Victim Wrote:
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> VNUHK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Victim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a
> > man dressed up as a squirrel.
> >
> > Even the Bunnyman likes to go
> trick-or-treating!
>
> Funny you should say that. A few years ago, on the
> metro (the red line), a man dressed as a bunny
> actually hopped on top of me and molested my
> breasts.
>
> Nobody tried to help me. They just watched.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Metro Rider ()
Date: October 16, 2018 07:14AM

Victim Wrote:
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> VNUHK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Victim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a
> > man dressed up as a squirrel.
> >
> > Even the Bunnyman likes to go
> trick-or-treating!
>
> Funny you should say that. A few years ago, on the
> metro (the red line), a man dressed as a bunny
> actually hopped on top of me and molested my
> breasts.
>
> Nobody tried to help me. They just watched.

I’ve never seen anyone dressed like a bunny on the red line and I ride it every day, so you’re definitely lying and probably a guy in drag. On the other hand I have seen Furman. PASC is not far from a metro station and I get my morning coffee at the McDonald’s before heading there. He was lying in wait as I came out the door, but once he saw all I had was coffee, all he did was stand on his hind legs, chatter furiously as if admonishing me, then scampered off in the direction of Michael’s

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Clank... ()
Date: October 16, 2018 07:32AM

FCPS must be doing a middle school fiction writing unit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Metro Rider ()
Date: October 16, 2018 01:44PM

Clank... Wrote:
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> FCPS must be doing a middle school fiction writing
> unit.

Are you saying I made this up?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ricky Rhodent ()
Date: October 17, 2018 12:01AM

Furman rules!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furry fiends ()
Date: October 17, 2018 04:05PM

Furman says hey

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: October 17, 2018 04:44PM

Furman is in for it now. Two kids were sitting with their Mom on the grass near the tombstones eating happy meals. Furman moved in and scattered food everywhere to get his beloved french fries. The woman freaked out and called 911. Animal control arrived later and took a report. Now Furman really has the county after him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Time to escalate ()
Date: October 17, 2018 04:46PM

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 17, 2018 11:16PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Furman is in for it now. Two kids were sitting
> with their Mom on the grass near the tombstones
> eating happy meals. Furman moved in and scattered
> food everywhere to get his beloved french fries.
> The woman freaked out and called 911. Animal
> control arrived later and took a report. Now
> Furman really has the county after him.


Furman has survived this long and is way too clever for mere civil servants, no matter how brave. My money is on him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bill Murray ()
Date: October 18, 2018 11:33PM

Time to escalate Wrote:
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> jpg">

I'm all right
Don't nobody worry about me
Why you gotta give me a fight
Who don't you just let me be

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nutley Commuter ()
Date: October 20, 2018 08:56AM

I believe I may have seen this furry bastard yesterday a little further up on Nutley, near the metro station. He ran across the road, almost causing an accident, then turned and hightailed it towards PASC, like he was looking for something.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chipmunk Charlie ()
Date: October 20, 2018 07:23PM

Furman says bump

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: E Warren ()
Date: October 21, 2018 11:40AM

Us native Americans eat squirrels. They are yummy, but not as good as buffalo meat.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: mcdouble ()
Date: October 21, 2018 02:54PM

I think this might be Furman.
Attachments:
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 22, 2018 07:16AM

This is all the proof I need he exists.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Detective Dan ()
Date: October 22, 2018 08:56AM

Looks like a positive ID chief.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: agent 22 ()
Date: October 22, 2018 03:49PM

Detective Dan Wrote:
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> Looks like a positive ID chief.


Looks like a weak photoshop.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 22, 2018 05:50PM

There is always someone who wants to piss on your corn flakes

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rat Tails ()
Date: October 22, 2018 08:34PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> There is always someone who wants to piss on your
> corn flakes


Furman will piss on your corn flakes. He prefers egg McMuffins for breakfast.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mickey D ()
Date: October 24, 2018 07:19AM

Another satisfied customer. Everyone likes my McMuffins. And hash browns are to die for.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Breakfast Bob ()
Date: October 24, 2018 07:52AM

I have noticed that he doesn’t like the McGriddles

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 24, 2018 11:53AM

The syrup gets stuck in his fur.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ivan Jerkinov ()
Date: October 24, 2018 04:57PM

This capitalist pig rodent must be destroyed! In my home country of Russia animals that do not respect our peoples are killed by the KGB.
I vill see dis rodent burning in hell before I see my frenched fries taken from me! Death to Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Spymaster Sam ()
Date: October 24, 2018 05:47PM

Ivan Jerkinov Wrote:
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> This capitalist pig rodent must be destroyed! In
> my home country of Russia animals that do not
> respect our peoples are killed by the KGB.
> I vill see dis rodent burning in hell before I see
> my frenched fries taken from me! Death to Furman!


Hey Ivan, be careful who you are messing with. Furman has contacts in the White House, and be able to arrange a strategic bombing of Moscow.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: C I A ()
Date: October 24, 2018 09:48PM

I am not authorized to speak on the record , however, you should be advised that any rodent from the USA can kick the ass out of any pussy ass Russian squirrel any time. Maybe that’s why yours are so easy to kill Ivan. Because they are all pussies. By the way, stop fucking with our elections too. We know what you are up to and are all over it. Putin’s gay and has a small limp penis

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fearless Leader ()
Date: October 24, 2018 10:02PM

American squirrel can beat up Russian moose AND Russian squirrel!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Front Royal Phil ()
Date: October 25, 2018 04:42AM

You city folks are funny, gettin all worked up about a squirrel. Out here in Front Royal we got bear problems. We got a bear named Meatball who keeps diggin in our trash cans and bustin up our bird feeders.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: October 25, 2018 07:18AM

Front Royal Phil Wrote:
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> You city folks are funny, gettin all worked up
> about a squirrel. Out here in Front Royal we got
> bear problems. We got a bear named Meatball who
> keeps diggin in our trash cans and bustin up our
> bird feeders.


Front Royal? To me you are also a city slicker . Give Meatball a honey glazed fried possum. Bears love it.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ivan Jerkinov ()
Date: October 26, 2018 12:48PM

Ivan is going to do investigation of this pan am place. Ivan can take care of this capitalist pig squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 27, 2018 01:11AM

Ivan Jerkinov Wrote:
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> Ivan is going to do investigation of this pan am
> place. Ivan can take care of this capitalist pig
> squirrel.


Are you crazy? You'll pull back a bloody stump if you try to touch him

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Yanks all the way ()
Date: October 27, 2018 04:11AM

Furman can kick Ivan’s commie ass back to Moscow.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: mcfood ()
Date: October 27, 2018 07:04AM

I heard from another thread that the mcrib is coming back. I wonder if Furman will enjoy one of those things?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mickey D ()
Date: October 27, 2018 07:56AM

Of course he will enjoy the McRib. Everyone loves them which is why we are bringing them back. Goes great with fries, and a hot cherry pie, all washed down with a large soda. Yum!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rat Whisperer ()
Date: October 27, 2018 08:10AM

Mickey D Wrote:
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> Of course he will enjoy the McRib. Everyone loves
> them which is why we are bringing them back. Goes
> great with fries, and a hot cherry pie, all washed
> down with a large soda. Yum!


The only items Furman told me he doesn’t care for is the McGriddles. He’s not a big fan of the McChicken either. Prefers McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 27, 2018 08:42AM

This evil little bastard must be stopped. I'm surprised he hasn't branched to Glory Days or ran amok through the aisles of Safeway. Where will this all end?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rat Whisperer ()
Date: October 27, 2018 09:36AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> This evil little bastard must be stopped. I'm
> surprised he hasn't branched to Glory Days or ran
> amok through the aisles of Safeway. Where will
> this all end?


He cannot be stopped. He plans on raiding Glory Days soon for some wings. He will swoop into Safeway, knock down a few ailes, then go take a dump
in MicroCentre.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Earl Elephant ()
Date: October 27, 2018 11:51PM

Furman has been Spotted with a MSGA hat. Make squirrels great again.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mclovin ()
Date: October 28, 2018 12:26PM

This thread is no bullshit. I am not convinced that its the work of just one squirrel though. My neighbor was telling me about a squirrel jumping on his side view mirror and scratching at the glass like it wanted in the car. I think people have been feeding these squirrels and now they are dependant on handouts.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 29, 2018 11:19PM

^^^ You could be right. There may be a horde of them doing this. Further down Nutley, at the intersection of Maple, I saw two off these bastards running together towards the Vienna Inn. Imagine the havoc they could wreak there

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: October 30, 2018 03:16AM

Yes, just last week I saw two squirrels eating Vienna Inn chili dogs on Maple Avenue.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sammy Sunoco ()
Date: October 30, 2018 07:09AM

My gas station isn’t that far away from the Inn. Now I know why these bastards are coming around. They run around the pumps, jump in and out of the garbage cans, and scare our customers with the gnashing of their teeth

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 31, 2018 07:12AM

Mike Mattress Wrote:
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> Yes, just last week I saw two squirrels eating
> Vienna Inn chili dogs on Maple Avenue.

If they were gray with bushy tails, sharp claws and big teeth, those were the same ones I saw. One was running slower than the other. Probably had a stomachache

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: October 31, 2018 08:32AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Mike Mattress Wrote:
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> > Yes, just last week I saw two squirrels eating
> > Vienna Inn chili dogs on Maple Avenue.
>
> If they were gray with bushy tails, sharp claws
> and big teeth, those were the same ones I saw. One
> was running slower than the other. Probably had a
> stomachache


Sounds about right. Last time I ate at VI I got a tummy ache too.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chili Dogs ()
Date: October 31, 2018 09:33AM

Their chili dogs always punish my bowels. They taste good going down but light my insides on fire on the way out. They have to be worse for squirrels. After all, they are used to eating acorns

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: MD3 ()
Date: November 02, 2018 04:53AM

Where will Furman spend the winter?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: November 02, 2018 04:02PM

Anywhere he damn well pleases. He has a mind of his own

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway Shopper ()
Date: November 03, 2018 09:30AM

Just came back from my weekly shopping trip to Safeway. Parked near the cart return area and as I was returning to my car with my groceries, a big gray squirrel came running out between two cars and stopped, then stood up on it's hind legs, bared it's big sharp yellow teeth and glared menacingly at me. I froze in my tracks, afraid of the imminent attack. Luckily, another car drove by and must have frightened him, because he ran off. I may start shopping at Giant because of this terrifying incident. Isn't the company who owns the shopping center liable if this menace attacks someone?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 03, 2018 09:39AM

As far as I know Furman has not attacked anyone, unless you consider him jumping inside your vehicle and stealing food an attack. I mean he has not bitten or scratched anyone. Not yet anyway.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent News Network ()
Date: November 03, 2018 10:54PM

Furman was spotted today destroying Aldies.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: November 05, 2018 12:37PM

I saw that on another thread as well. Furman is either a very well traveled menace or has many accomplices who he has put up to his misdeeds too. Either way I think we need to unite against this menace or it could be curtains for us all!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Voter 2018 ()
Date: November 07, 2018 07:37AM

I saw a squirrel yesterday at PanAm with an I Voted sticker on. Could Furman be part of the blue wave?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm today ()
Date: November 08, 2018 09:19PM

Was at PanAm today. Saw Furman wandering around between cars but did not attack my fries from McDonald’s. Must be wary of all the publicity he is getting on FFXU

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: November 09, 2018 03:13AM

Voter 2018 Wrote:
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> I saw a squirrel yesterday at PanAm with an I
> Voted sticker on. Could Furman be part of the blue
> wave?

Yes! He is Antifa. He assaults hard working people and steals their stuff. Definitely blue wave while relying on capitalism for his existence.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tucker ()
Date: November 09, 2018 04:18PM

Was he among the crowd banging on my door last night and scaring my wife?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Setting the facts straight ()
Date: November 09, 2018 09:02PM

Furman doesn’t care about politics. He only cares about food. He needs to stock up on McNuggets for the winter.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 10, 2018 07:51AM

We finally figured out exactly where Furman lives!
Attachments:
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: November 10, 2018 08:06AM

Good job Microcenter man. You caught him red handed too. But I caution you that this may just be a deception by the wily Furman, showing his face in front of some other squirrel hole, just to throw us off. He is very clever

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Miles McSpy ()
Date: November 10, 2018 10:28PM

Furman is so clever that squirrel may be a decoy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: big mac eater ()
Date: November 17, 2018 03:57PM

That fucking squirrel was on the move today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: November 22, 2018 07:55PM

Furman had turkey and stuffing today, taking a break from his beloved mcnuggets

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: November 23, 2018 06:50AM

Was it a black squirrel?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: CVS shopping ()
Date: November 24, 2018 11:38AM

Just left CVS after picking up prescription and some early Christmas things. It appears to sleeting, which is keeping Furman in hiding. Even though the weather is bad, might want to go to PanAm now while the coast is clear

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mama McCoon ()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:39PM

Mike huntt Wrote:
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> Was it a black squirrel?


A black squirrel is a squirrel that dindu nuffin.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 25, 2018 10:01AM

Furman is on the move today. People are leaving their windows up and furman is not happy about it. I saw him on the hood of a kia watching an old man eating hash browns. Maybe I will toss him a couple fries on my lunch break.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: November 27, 2018 11:38AM

I believe I may have seen this rodent today after leaving Michaels. He was scampering across the parking lot with something brown in his mouth. Does he have a big bushy tail?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: lost fries ()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:06PM

Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
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> I believe I may have seen this rodent today after
> leaving Michaels. He was scampering across the
> parking lot with something brown in his mouth.
> Does he have a big bushy tail?


That's him allrite!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: @CVS ()
Date: November 30, 2018 05:07PM

The warmer weather must have brought this little bastrd out today. He stole the McNuggets out of my car while I was in CVS picking up a prescription. Something must be done about this scourge!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:42PM

I saw McDonalds employees feeding Furman some fries today. They are not helping with the situation.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 01, 2018 08:56PM

Why would they encourage him like that? Should we boycott them?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Top informant ()
Date: December 01, 2018 10:57PM

My top source informs me that his favorite list is as follows =
1.McNuggets
2.french fries
3.Big MAC
4.Quarter Pounder with cheese
5.fish filet

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 02, 2018 10:46AM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> I saw McDonalds employees feeding Furman some
> fries today. They are not helping with the
> situation.

McDonalds management sends them out to bait him. People who want regular fries order the large fries because they know Furman is going to steal half of them and that drives up sales. The manager got a Porsche (paid cash) with the added sales.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Loving It ()
Date: December 02, 2018 10:49AM

What an ingenious plan! He doesn't care that he is unleashing this menace on the rest of us

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Maple Ave Giant ()
Date: December 04, 2018 10:30PM

I was at the Giant on Maple today and saw a very large squirrel being chased by the parking lot attendant. Is it possible Furman has moved on from PASC?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 06, 2018 07:17AM

Furman and the McDonalds manager have teamed up to franchise the 'steal your nuggets' idea. They are going to start locally, but will go coast to coast and, later, international. You will know if you were robbed by a franchisee by the uniform - they will look like Furman. Their slogan was going to be, "Fear the Squirrel", but some turtle turdle from across the river claimed he had the copyright. I think they are going to go with. "Guard Your Nuts!" so they can expand into snack foods.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Protect Your Nuts ()
Date: December 06, 2018 07:40AM

I have a T-shirt that says protect your nuts and the image of a squirrel. A judge may consider guard your nuts close enough for a copyright infringement

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Spotter ()
Date: December 07, 2018 04:29PM

Coast is clear now at 4:30 PM if you want to get a Big Mac or some fries.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: so much better than you ()
Date: December 07, 2018 08:57PM

The rodent has caused more than enough trouble. He needs to be killed.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Zookeeper 1 ()
Date: December 07, 2018 10:22PM

so much better than you Wrote:
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> The rodent has caused more than enough trouble. He
> needs to be killed.


Good luck with that. Furman is indestructible.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Killer ()
Date: December 07, 2018 10:29PM

Let me at that little bastard. I’ll tear him limb from limb

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 07, 2018 11:23PM

Be careful around Furman. Inside sources tell me that he just signed up for a NRA Life Membership and ordered something from Smith & Wesson.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Zookeeper 1 ()
Date: December 07, 2018 11:48PM

NoMo Wrote:
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> Be careful around Furman. Inside sources tell me
> that he just signed up for a NRA Life Membership
> and ordered something from Smith & Wesson.


Yes, rumor is that he has an Arsenal hidden in a tree somewhere behind micro center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 08, 2018 08:35AM

Once again this morning I see Furman running around and McDonalds employees feeding him hash browns. They toss the hash browns out of the pick-up window and Furman stashes them somewhere before returning to the pick-up window to beg for more. Now that people are leaving their car windows up Furman has been sitting on car hoods trying to look cute so people will roll down the window, that's when he makes his move. He has been known to slam a entire happy meal on the asphalt and rip the cardboard to release the 4 piece mcnuggets that are inside.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 08, 2018 09:13AM

Obviously the cold weather has caused him to up his game and become more bold. Sitting on hoods is behavior that we have not seen before. I fear we are entering a whole new phase of this scourge, fraught with peril and more dangerous than ever before. Be safe Microcenter man, you are in grave danger

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Charlie Chipmunk ()
Date: December 08, 2018 10:16PM

I saw Furman grab about 5 McNuggets from an old lady today around 2:25.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent Ray ()
Date: December 11, 2018 12:37AM

Charlie Chipmunk Wrote:
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> I saw Furman grab about 5 McNuggets from an old
> lady today around 2:25.

That damn menace doesn’t even respect the elderly. I bet he would take a McNugget from a baby

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hungry for a egg McMuffin ()
Date: December 11, 2018 05:26AM

I plan on going there for breakfast soon. If he tries to steal my hash brown, I will kick his furry ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hungry for egg mcMuffin ()
Date: December 11, 2018 07:23AM

I am there now, but I don’t see the little shithead anywhere.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Laying In Wait ()
Date: December 11, 2018 09:41AM

Just when you don’t expect it, expect it.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Inspector Ivan ()
Date: December 11, 2018 09:05PM

Is that pic really Furman, or one of his decoys?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 11, 2018 09:59PM

You’ll never know until he jumps into your car and makes off with your McNuggets

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 12, 2018 06:28AM

That's a scary thought. Furman could be part of a squirrel mafia crime family - The Squirreleone family. Part of the MS(Mafia Squirrel)13 gang.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Luka Bratzi’s pet mouse ()
Date: December 12, 2018 02:41PM

NoMo Wrote:
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> That's a scary thought. Furman could be part of a
> squirrel mafia crime family - The Squirreleone
> family. Part of the MS(Mafia Squirrel)13 gang.


Be very careful mentioning the mafia, or you could end up swimming with the fish’s.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman ()
Date: December 13, 2018 10:25AM

I only had two hash browns this morning. Will someone please come get me some McNuggets?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman ()
Date: December 14, 2018 09:14AM

I was very successful this morning. Snatched two hash browns, one egg McMuffin and one McGriddle

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:10AM

A girl who works at Mcdonalds told me that Furman went after a Toyota minivan in the drive-thru. She said he was trying to get in the window and the lady behind the wheel got scared and floored it causing furman to slide across the hood and did a barrel roll on the asphalt. He apparently was not injured because he was right back at his usual tricks an hour later going after another patron who was eating in the parking lot. Furman is getting bolder all the time.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wrong Info ()
Date: December 14, 2018 12:20PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> A girl who works at Mcdonalds told me that Furman
> went after a Toyota minivan in the drive-thru. She
> said he was trying to get in the window and the
> lady behind the wheel got scared and floored it
> causing furman to slide across the hood and did a
> barrel roll on the asphalt. He apparently was not
> injured because he was right back at his usual
> tricks an hour later going after another patron
> who was eating in the parking lot. Furman is
> getting bolder all the time.

Fake news! Pan Am McDonalds doesn’t have a drive-thru.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: think about it...... ()
Date: December 14, 2018 12:59PM

Wrong Info Wrote:
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> microcenter employee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A girl who works at Mcdonalds told me that
> Furman
> > went after a Toyota minivan in the drive-thru.
> She
> > said he was trying to get in the window and the
> > lady behind the wheel got scared and floored it
> > causing furman to slide across the hood and did
> a
> > barrel roll on the asphalt. He apparently was
> not
> > injured because he was right back at his usual
> > tricks an hour later going after another patron
> > who was eating in the parking lot. Furman is
> > getting bolder all the time.
>
> Fake news! Pan Am McDonalds doesn’t have a
> drive-thru.


Good job Einstein. Looks like you were the last one to figure that one out.

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