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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Racist Willie ()
Date: November 17, 2020 08:19PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> One of the ladies at McDonalds said that Furman
> rarely attacks black people. I wonder why that is?


Furman can smell niggers a mile away and stays away. He doesn’t like niggers.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fair minded Furman ()
Date: November 17, 2020 09:33PM

Furman doesn’t hate anyone. He just likes people who feed him more

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Racist Willie ()
Date: November 17, 2020 11:29PM

Fair minded Furman Wrote:
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> Furman doesn’t hate anyone. He just likes people
> who feed him more


That’s why he doesn’t like niggers. They don’t give him any food. Your basic nigger would kill for the last McNugget.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 13, 2020 10:54AM

Damn, Furman is on a roll today. A older couple was sitting in a Mercury Milan with the sunroof open, Furman dives in there and both people jumped out screaming holy terror. Furman made off with a hash brown and spilled coffee all over the passenger seat.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 13, 2020 11:00AM

Furman is a wise squirrel and no doubt knows about the snowstorm coming Wednesday. He is stocking up. I would expect more of these sneak attacks over the next few days

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Live witness to terrorism ()
Date: December 13, 2020 05:28PM

I was at McDonalds about an hour ago and I saw Furman aggressively grab a bag of McNuggets and half a bag of fries from an elderly man in a Buick.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Craken ()
Date: December 13, 2020 06:22PM

Did anybody try hump time with the angry squirrel? Could be just needs to get laid.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 13, 2020 10:44PM

^^^ Ridiculous post. Furman has all the female squirrel companionship he can handle. This is one reason for his voracious appetite. He needs to keep up his strength

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: True that ()
Date: December 13, 2020 11:10PM

Yes, witnesses tell me that Furman has a harem of girl squirrels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: big nuts ()
Date: December 13, 2020 11:40PM

True that Wrote:
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> Yes, witnesses tell me that Furman has a harem of
> girl squirrels.


It's more of a "coven" which he is neither the master of nor subservient to. The relationship is very much symbiotic

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman’ s GF ()
Date: December 14, 2020 06:29PM

I saw Furman, after a successful Nugget napping, running off into the woods with a female squirrel, chattering happily with love in his eyes

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman spotter ()
Date: December 15, 2020 05:10AM

Furman has a big fucking nest in a big fucking tree near the shopping center. You know he will be hunkering down today to make preparations for the snow and colder weather. Not only does he have mcdonalds food but he has a bunch of fucking nuts stored up too. He will probably invite some cute young female squirrel up and bang the shit out of her while the snow is coming down.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Spotter Too ()
Date: December 16, 2020 10:01PM

Furman is indeed waiting out the storm with a female squirrel companion, sharing his nuts with her and watching the snow pile up. All he is missing is a bottle of wine

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sam Spy ()
Date: December 17, 2020 05:06PM

Just saw Furman and his girlfriend sharing a bag of McNuggets in the parking lot.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent Love ()
Date: December 17, 2020 07:28PM

So cute when these two share and snuggle. And when she rubs Furman’s nut his broad smile and happy chattering is joyous

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Odie Law ()
Date: December 17, 2020 08:09PM

My dog ate that dumb squirrel and pooped him out then ate and rolled in the poop.
Saltwater is bad for squirrels they get it from the de-ice stuff the VDOT trucks dump mixing with melted snow.

Kids these days think theyre so clever with their deep webs and drugs

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 17, 2020 08:18PM

^^^ Bullshit. Furman would chew your mutt up and spit it out

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 19, 2020 07:19AM

I have been eating my McDonald's breakfast here in the parking lot at PanAm and there is no sign of Furman today. I wonder what he is up to?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent Anaylizer ()
Date: December 19, 2020 07:28AM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> I have been eating my McDonald's breakfast here in
> the parking lot at PanAm and there is no sign of
> Furman today. I wonder what he is up to?


Sleeping late?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 19, 2020 06:50PM

Rodent Anaylizer Wrote:
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> microcenter employee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have been eating my McDonald's breakfast here
> in
> > the parking lot at PanAm and there is no sign
> of
> > Furman today. I wonder what he is up to?
>
>
> Sleeping late?

Furman probably wandered over to Safeway’s dumpster. They throw out the old food on Friday night

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Alive and Well ()
Date: December 21, 2020 05:39PM

Just went to micro center for a few SD cards and saw Furman hauling ass across the parking lot heading in the direction of McDonald’s. I saw an elderly couple coming out the door with a bag of food in their hands. No doubt that was his target

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: December 26, 2020 11:59AM

I saw the little fellow this morning as I parked to go to CVS. He appeared between two close by parked cars with his cheeks full of McNuggets and ketchup staining his paws. He stared at me menacingly but then scampered off when he realized I was not a threat and was not going to McDonald’s

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent Handler ()
Date: December 26, 2020 07:32PM

Alive and Well Wrote:
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> Just went to micro center for a few SD cards and
> saw Furman hauling ass across the parking lot
> heading in the direction of McDonald’s. I saw an
> elderly couple coming out the door with a bag of
> food in their hands. No doubt that was his target

Furman collects SD cards from crashed drones abandoned in trees and turns the cards in to the FBI just in case the pilot was a stalker creep. Did you know that every time you put an SD card in your phone, data from all of your apps, including instagram, is cached?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Exciting news flash ()
Date: December 26, 2020 07:43PM

I made a quick stop at McDonalds and saw Furman make a great move, he grabbed a Big Mac from an old man getting into his Hyundai Sonata and Furman ran off with his catch towards Safeway.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Special agent squirrel ()
Date: December 26, 2020 08:06PM

Exciting news flash Wrote:
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> I made a quick stop at McDonalds and saw Furman
> make a great move, he grabbed a Big Mac from an
> old man getting into his Hyundai Sonata and Furman
> ran off with his catch towards Safeway.


What color was the sonata? I thought old people drive chrysler 200s

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Billy Buick ()
Date: December 26, 2020 09:13PM

Special agent squirrel Wrote:
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> Exciting news flash Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I made a quick stop at McDonalds and saw Furman
> > make a great move, he grabbed a Big Mac from an
> > old man getting into his Hyundai Sonata and
> Furman
> > ran off with his catch towards Safeway.
>
>
> What color was the sonata? I thought old people
> drive chrysler 200s

Actually there are quite a few types of cars old people drive.
Chrysler 200s are driven by old blacks and Hispanics
Old blacks also drive old crown Vic’s, Lincoln town cars and Chevy Impalas.
Old middle eastern and Indians drive old Toyota Camrys
Old whites drive
Buick’s
Hyundai Sonatas
Chevy Malibu’s
Ford Fusions
Honda Accords

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: December 26, 2020 10:42PM

It doesn’t matter what kind of car you drive. No sack of McNuggets is safe from Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: small fry ()
Date: December 27, 2020 01:55AM

Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
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> It doesn’t matter what kind of car you drive. No
> sack of McNuggets is safe from Furman


Furman is more interested in stealing classified information and selling it to the Chinese for billions. He had never had time for small time grifting as you slur

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Loyal Rodent ()
Date: December 27, 2020 02:47AM

small fry Wrote:
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> Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It doesn’t matter what kind of car you drive.
> No
> > sack of McNuggets is safe from Furman
>
>
> Furman is more interested in stealing classified
> information and selling it to the Chinese for
> billions. He had never had time for small time
> grifting as you slur

How dare you accuse Furman of being a Chinese spy. He is a loyal American. I once saw him salute the flag on the 4th of July.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Intergalactic rodent diplomatic ()
Date: December 27, 2020 04:22AM

Loyal Rodent Wrote:
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> small fry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It doesn’t matter what kind of car you
> drive.
> > No
> > > sack of McNuggets is safe from Furman
> >
> >
> > Furman is more interested in stealing
> classified
> > information and selling it to the Chinese for
> > billions. He had never had time for small time
> > grifting as you slur
>
> How dare you accuse Furman of being a Chinese
> spy. He is a loyal American. I once saw him salute
> the flag on the 4th of July.



It's not surprising he has you fooled so well! But he is doing it for the good of humanity, the Americans and the Israelis have gotten in bed with some rather nasty space aliens who seek to exploit the capitalist system to rob our planet of various minerals as well as species for their space zoos including squirrels so Furman is highly motivated and willing to die for his earth nuts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Director, Operation McNugget ()
Date: December 27, 2020 08:04AM

Thanks a lot for ruining our secret operation. We have had agent Furman working undercover disguised as a McNugget loving squirrel for years and we were just getting ready to bust the real spy’s.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I figured it out ()
Date: December 27, 2020 09:43AM

Director, Operation McNugget Wrote:
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> Thanks a lot for ruining our secret operation. We
> have had agent Furman working undercover disguised
> as a McNugget loving squirrel for years and we
> were just getting ready to bust the real spy’s.

I knew that. I also know that the bird who always shits on my car in the parking lot is really just dropping listening devices disguised as bird shit on my car

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Oh come on ()
Date: December 27, 2020 11:32AM

I figured it out Wrote:
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> Director, Operation McNugget Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks a lot for ruining our secret operation.
> We
> > have had agent Furman working undercover
> disguised
> > as a McNugget loving squirrel for years and we
> > were just getting ready to bust the real
> spy’s.
>
> I knew that. I also know that the bird who always
> shits on my car in the parking lot is really just
> dropping listening devices disguised as bird shit
> on my car

Now you have gone to far. That bird really just had to take a shit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mazda driver ()
Date: December 27, 2020 11:48AM

I feel bad for Furman in this cold weather. Does anyone know what his favorite food is? He has probably lost his ability to harvest food naturally and is now dependent on hand-outs. I am going to get a couple Mcdoubles and some fries and leave them on the hood of my car for a hour or so to see if he comes by. If I don't see him I will leave the food by the tombstones.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 27, 2020 09:46PM

Mazda driver Wrote:
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> I feel bad for Furman in this cold weather. Does
> anyone know what his favorite food is? He has
> probably lost his ability to harvest food
> naturally and is now dependent on hand-outs. I am
> going to get a couple Mcdoubles and some fries and
> leave them on the hood of my car for a hour or so
> to see if he comes by. If I don't see him I will
> leave the food by the tombstones.

Furman can take care of himself but will appreciate your kind gesture

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I figured it out ()
Date: December 28, 2020 11:10AM

Oh come on Wrote:
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> I figured it out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Director, Operation McNugget Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thanks a lot for ruining our secret
> operation.
> > We
> > > have had agent Furman working undercover
> > disguised
> > > as a McNugget loving squirrel for years and
> we
> > > were just getting ready to bust the real
> > spy’s.
> >
> > I knew that. I also know that the bird who
> always
> > shits on my car in the parking lot is really
> just
> > dropping listening devices disguised as bird
> shit
> > on my car
>
> Now you have gone to far. That bird really just
> had to take a shit.

Ignore my warning at your peril you fool

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bushy tailed lies ()
Date: December 28, 2020 03:23PM

I figured it out Wrote:
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> Director, Operation McNugget Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks a lot for ruining our secret operation.
> We
> > have had agent Furman working undercover
> disguised
> > as a McNugget loving squirrel for years and we
> > were just getting ready to bust the real
> spy’s.
>
> I knew that. I also know that the bird who always
> shits on my car in the parking lot is really just
> dropping listening devices disguised as bird shit
> on my car


That is so blatantly false. Furman simply hacks the vehicles audio system via the cellular connection provided by onstar etc

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Quarter Pounder lover ()
Date: December 28, 2020 10:22PM

I was there tonight about 7pm and saw an older lady give Furman a Quarter Pounder and he grabbed it and scampered off.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Random Act of Kindness ()
Date: December 28, 2020 10:31PM

That is such a nice story. Bless that old lady and her holiday spirit for sharing her food with Furman. Had I seen that I would have hugged her

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: The good news is ()
Date: December 29, 2020 09:35AM

Intergalactic rodent diplomatic Wrote:
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> Loyal Rodent Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > small fry Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > It doesn’t matter what kind of car you
> > drive.
> > > No
> > > > sack of McNuggets is safe from Furman
> > >
> > >
> > > Furman is more interested in stealing
> > classified
> > > information and selling it to the Chinese for
> > > billions. He had never had time for small
> time
> > > grifting as you slur
> >
> > How dare you accuse Furman of being a Chinese
> > spy. He is a loyal American. I once saw him
> salute
> > the flag on the 4th of July.
>
>
>
> It's not surprising he has you fooled so well! But
> he is doing it for the good of humanity, the
> Americans and the Israelis have gotten in bed with
> some rather nasty space aliens who seek to exploit
> the capitalist system to rob our planet of various
> minerals as well as species for their space zoos
> including squirrels so Furman is highly motivated
> and willing to die for his earth nuts



Space aliens are not real so Furman is probably not working for the Chinese.

People are so gullible. Furman is more patriotic than all of the sniveling UN hacks in Congress combined!

He loves his country and fears his government, like Snowden!

Furman has no use for billions anyways

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Loves USA ()
Date: December 29, 2020 10:19AM

Furman is an American squirrel and patriot. Anyone who doubts that or says otherwise is part of a clever Russian disinformation campaign

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Moe Shickelgruber ()
Date: December 29, 2020 12:27PM

I am concerned with Furmans health. Eating all that McDonalds junk food must be damaging his health. Some caring person should try to sedate him and take him to a veterinarian for a complete physical exam.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Don’t worry ()
Date: December 29, 2020 12:33PM

Furman gets plenty of exercise to combat any health problems that come with eating junk food. He runs all over the parking lot, climbs trees and does other active squirrel shit

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Moe Shickelgruber ()
Date: December 29, 2020 01:59PM

Don’t worry Wrote:
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> Furman gets plenty of exercise to combat any
> health problems that come with eating junk food.
> He runs all over the parking lot, climbs trees and
> does other active squirrel shit


Even with exercise, long time junk food eating could still cause heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure,etc.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Don’t worry ()
Date: December 29, 2020 07:36PM

Furman also eats nuts and berries which are heart healthy

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Watching the Rodent ()
Date: December 29, 2020 11:28PM

Furman is occasionally able to sneak into Glory Days and grab some wings. Not to healthy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Um actually ()
Date: December 30, 2020 12:16AM

Watching the Rodent Wrote:
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> Furman is occasionally able to sneak into Glory
> Days and grab some wings. Not to healthy.


Squirrels are far more omnivorous than people realize. Eggs are a favorite and they will occasionally even kill and eat adult birds. Google it bitches. Them wingz make Furman strong and powerful so he can leap from tree to tree and phone pole to phone pole and *ZZZZTTT* oh no not the transformer Furman!!!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rob Byrd ()
Date: December 30, 2020 12:18AM

Happy days at glory days!!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Buffalo wings ()
Date: December 30, 2020 01:23PM

Does Furman like his wings mild, spicy or three alarm hot?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 30, 2020 04:54PM

One of the ladies that works at McDonalds said that they gave Furman a McRib last week and that they did not see him for several days after that. I wonder if the McRib made him sick.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Friends ()
Date: December 31, 2020 05:56PM

I hope Furman didn’t get the McRib sauce all over his fur. He’ll never get that shit out of it

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 09, 2021 12:47PM

Im taking my lunch break sitting in my car right now. Furman is on the move but nobody has their windows down. I don't have any McDonalds food but I will leave a couple Lance peanut butter-cheese crackers on the hood. Hopefully Furman will enjoy them.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Highly trained rodent watcher ()
Date: January 10, 2021 10:59PM

Today about 2:30 I saw Furman in the parking lot near micro center munching on a McNugget and some fries.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Observer ()
Date: January 11, 2021 05:53PM

You have to admire Furman. He doesn’t care about politics, insurrection, NFL playoffs, Dwayne Haskins or any of that. He is maintaining his focus and only worrying about the McNuggets supply at PanAm. What concentration

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Halt Attention Please ()
Date: January 11, 2021 06:05PM

Be on the lookout For Insurgent Republican squirrel FURMAN , Report all sightings to Secret Police State Squirrel At Once , Furman was sighted in Woods near the US Capitol Jan 6th peacefully burying acorns and is a prime suspect ! If captured FURMAN will be skinned and fried then served with squirrel gravy and biscuits at the White House in the late afternoon of Jan 20th when Minister of Gun Confiscation BETO arrives
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Halt Attention ! ()
Date: January 11, 2021 06:12PM

Suspect Insurgent Republican Squirrel FURMAN has escaped and was last seen running along the bottom of the 14th st bridge in the direction of woods near Pentagon City report all sighting to Secret Police State Squirrel . He may be armed with an AR 15, 500 rounds of ammuntion and gas and matches and considered extreamly dangerous

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Halt Attention ! ()
Date: January 11, 2021 06:28PM

Supected Republican squirrel FURMAN has been confused with our good Democrat friend ANTIFA SQUIRREL . Disregard reports of former suspect FURMAN he will be left alone for now as long as he STFU about JOE and the Democrats. His last where abouts was in woods behind Pam Am Center peacefully burying acorns with his very sharp and deadly paws .

ANTIFA SQUIRREL Will be given a royal reception at the Capitol where he will address a joint session of congress all Democrat of course , he was found in a leftist book store selling Marxist papers and books where he inquired about buying maps of tall unoccupied buildings and was recognized and given a heros greetings by COMMUNIST SQUIRREL who runs the bookstore for Chuck and Nancy

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Garrett Groundhog ()
Date: January 12, 2021 04:01AM

Please stop making up stuff about Furman. He is a squirrel who loves McDonalds, especially McNuggets. And that’s it. He doesn’t care about politics or any other bullshit. Only cares about feeding his face with Mickey Dees.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: January 12, 2021 09:32PM

Garrett Groundhog Wrote:
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> Please stop making up stuff about Furman. He is a
> squirrel who loves McDonalds, especially
> McNuggets. And that’s it. He doesn’t care
> about politics or any other bullshit. Only cares
> about feeding his face with Mickey Dees.

This is totally true. And drug guy, stop posting on this thread

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel See-er ()
Date: January 13, 2021 09:44PM

Saw Furman today laying on his back in the little grassy spot behind McDonald’s. He was either trying to get a suntan or was nursing a tummy ache from gorging himself on McNuggets. When I drove past, it must have startled him because he leapt up and scampered off

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hugh Hamster ()
Date: January 14, 2021 12:00AM

Squirrel See-er Wrote:
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> Saw Furman today laying on his back in the little
> grassy spot behind McDonald’s. He was either
> trying to get a suntan or was nursing a tummy ache
> from gorging himself on McNuggets. When I drove
> past, it must have startled him because he leapt
> up and scampered off


Yes sometimes eats to many McNuggets and gets a tummy ache. I have seen him in that condition a few times.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel See-er ()
Date: January 14, 2021 09:16PM

Thanks for letting me know. Next time I see him in that condition I’ll go into CVS and buy him a pack of Tums.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Scotty Witness ()
Date: January 15, 2021 12:38PM

Just saw Furman grab a bag of Fries from a older lady getting into a Toyota Avalon .

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: F’n Squirrel ()
Date: January 15, 2021 09:51PM

Why does he insist on picking on the elderly

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Al the answer man ()
Date: January 15, 2021 10:15PM

F’n Squirrel Wrote:
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> Why does he insist on picking on the elderly


They are old so it is difficult for them to fight back, and they often order his favorite foods McNuggets and fries.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Halt ! Attention ()
Date: January 15, 2021 11:01PM

Are my services as SECRET POLICE STATE SQUIRREL required to rain in this insurgent SQUIRREL attacker FURMAN . I now have three agents ANTIFA SQUIRREL COMMUNIST SQUIRREL AND GOON SQUAD SQUIRREL , We can capture this attacker and take him to the newly installed Jan 6th Capitol gallows. We need no well oiled rope , I have a long loose thread on my uniform. REPORT ALL ACTS OF AGGRESSION TO SECRET POLICE STATE SQUIRREL However we expect President Trump to give him a full pardon for all crimes he ever commited since birth ! Soon he will be a member of the wild and free untouchables of "Natures Own Freedom Squad Of Wildlife " and allowed to steal fries peanuts treats nuggets reefers cigs and swigs of sodas milk beer and cheap wine at will plus all the cash he can carry away to line his nest in total warm comfort however if any humans are caught giving him contraband that "Natures Own Freedom Squad of Wildlife" bans such as the reefers cigs and swigs of beer and cheap wine we will be looking out FOR YOU to tipster you out to the big guys the human cops ! He keeps the fries nuggets food treats and cash you keep your reefers cigs beer and wine. As far as the cash goes FURMAN does not care if its a hundred spot he will chew it up for nest lining just like a single spot he's a real "Untouchable " but far too small to handle a Thompson SMG a .45 or a .357 all of which he would use for nest lining too if he could
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Of Furman Found A Suitcase ()
Date: January 15, 2021 11:36PM

With a million dollars in cash he would chew it up and his nest would be the envy of all the squirrels in the woods, because it would be so warm , he only cares about peanuts acorns nuggets and fries and some clear cold water ..water water clear cold water , he's Furman the Nature Squirrel the naturally mellow furry little hippy of the woods who plays his music and gets his fries and nuggets bringing some to the squirrel chicks that dig him . Please Furman don't hang out with that liberal constitution smashing gun grabbing Trump hating Fairfax Democrat squirrel , he blows weed and is said to be a communist whos with SECRET POLICE STATE SQUIRREL ! !
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: GOON SQUAD SQUIRREL ()
Date: January 15, 2021 11:49PM

I want that weed to blow myself , I need it bad , Furman tell me where Fairfax Democrat squirrel is or else Ill tell my leader SECRET POLICE STATE SQUIRREL lies about you before Trump pardons you ! This is what he really looks like in person below me, you can see I know how to fight so don't cross me hippy peace freak
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