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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers. ()
Date: January 14, 2023 07:02AM

Warren Weasel Wrote:
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> Sandy Beavers. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looks like Furman is having a wild card weekend
> > party starting today at noon. He booked two
> > connecting rooms at the Fairfax Best Western.
> Last
> > year he partied in the woods and it was kind
> of
> > cold and wet. This is a big upgrade.
>
>
> Thanks for the update, Sandy. Is Furman providing
> the refreshments or is it BYO?

Furman got a pony keg of Bud light and everyone is welcome to chip in for some delivery pizza and maybe some Choong Man. If you are going to make it over it would be nice if you brought some chips and dip or some other snack to share.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warren Weasel ()
Date: January 14, 2023 07:47AM

Sandy Beavers. Wrote:
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> Warren Weasel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sandy Beavers. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Looks like Furman is having a wild card
> weekend
> > > party starting today at noon. He booked two
> > > connecting rooms at the Fairfax Best Western.
> > Last
> > > year he partied in the woods and it was kind
> > of
> > > cold and wet. This is a big upgrade.
> >
> >
> > Thanks for the update, Sandy. Is Furman
> providing
> > the refreshments or is it BYO?
>
> Furman got a pony keg of Bud light and everyone is
> welcome to chip in for some delivery pizza and
> maybe some Choong Man. If you are going to make it
> over it would be nice if you brought some chips
> and dip or some other snack to share.

Yes, I’ll bring chips and dip.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: January 14, 2023 02:17PM

I let Furman use my Discover card to reserve the two rooms at the best western and he wrote me a check to cover the cost. I hope Furman and his friends do not break anything in the rooms as the cost would be added to my card. I should have thought this thing through a little better. If we do this again I am asking for a security deposit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rascally Rabbit ()
Date: January 14, 2023 10:12PM

I have been here all day and the party is still going strong. Sandy, we will move the dresser so that the hole that Gary Groundhog punched in the wall when the Seahawks lot so you won’t get charged for it

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gary Groundhog ()
Date: January 15, 2023 01:08AM

Party is still going strong. I just punched a whole in another wall. I think I’ll have another drink. Cheers!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans neighbor ()
Date: January 15, 2023 04:39AM

The party got pretty wild and the Fairfax city police had to make a visit twice. Everyone is crashed out on the beds and the floor now except Furman, he is sleeping on a couple of towels in the bathtub.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Karen Buttinsky ()
Date: January 15, 2023 04:53AM

Yes, I had to call the cops on those fury monsters twice. There were making all kinds of noise, blaring “The Chipmunks “, records, keeping the neighborhood awake

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rascally Rabbit ()
Date: January 15, 2023 09:43AM

I left before the cops came. I can’t afford any trouble since I’m still on probation for stealing those carrots from Safeway. I’m going to go by today and see how Furman is doing

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mitchell Mouse ()
Date: January 16, 2023 09:50PM

Furman still has a bad hangover. Saw him today hanging out at Safeway wearing sunglasses, drinking a bottle of water, and popping some Advil.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nurse Nugget ()
Date: January 17, 2023 11:27PM

Furman is feeling better today. He had some Ginger ale and lightly buttered whole wheat toast.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: January 18, 2023 04:32AM

Well I checked the charges on my Discover card and sure enough there is an aditional fee of $310 for damage to the rooms at the Best western. That is the last time I am going to trust Furman with my credit card. That little gray haired son of a bitch better pay up!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nelson J. Buttersworth , Esq. ()
Date: January 18, 2023 06:49AM

Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Well I checked the charges on my Discover card and
> sure enough there is an aditional fee of $310 for
> damage to the rooms at the Best western. That is
> the last time I am going to trust Furman with my
> credit card. That little gray haired son of a
> bitch better pay up!


I am Mr. Furmans attorney and can tell you that my client is in no way legally obligated to pay you anything. Please desist in attempting to collect any money from my client. Thank you.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: January 21, 2023 06:50AM

Furman had the nerve to ask to use my credit card again. He wants to throw another hotel football party but the folks at the Best Western will not rent him another room and I don't blame them after what went on last weekend.
He wants a room at Extended Stay America. I texted him back and told him to pound sand.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nelson J Buttersworth, esq ()
Date: January 21, 2023 09:41AM

Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Furman had the nerve to ask to use my credit card
> again. He wants to throw another hotel football
> party but the folks at the Best Western will not
> rent him another room and I don't blame them after
> what went on last weekend.
> He wants a room at Extended Stay America. I texted
> him back and told him to pound sand.


Be prepared, Furman is going to sue you for defamation of character.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Football at Furman’s ()
Date: January 21, 2023 10:45AM

Because of this misunderstanding at the hotel last week, Furman has decided to just have the party in his tree and limit it to squirrels and others who can climb up the branches. He is going to supply nuts and seeds, along with food he grabbed from the Safeway dumpster, but it’s BYOB

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: January 22, 2023 09:54AM

Apparantly Furmans deep cycle battery and inverter ran out of power halfway through the second game last night. Some of the other drunken squirrels got pissed off and started some shit. Furman had to kick some ass and threw them out of the tree. As they were limping home they made threats against Furman. It was not good. Maybe clearer heads will prevail today.
It was not really Furmans fault, it was cloudy all day yesterday and Furmans solar panel did not produce much power.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bengals Fan ()
Date: January 22, 2023 12:44PM

Furman is hoping for a speedy recovery for Damar Hamlin after his terrible injury. In spite of that he is rooting for the Bengals to win today and carry it all the way to the Super Bowl. He also told me he thinks Josh Allen is a pussy

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Oliver Owl ()
Date: January 22, 2023 07:42PM

Furman has recovered from the last party, and is already planning a superbowl party .

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal lover ()
Date: January 23, 2023 06:55PM

Oliver Owl Wrote:
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> Furman has recovered from the last party, and is
> already planning a superbowl party .

Furman gave the Best Western CEO a earfull about the way he was treated at the hotel. They gave Furman three free nights for superbowl weekend. Look out!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Friends ()
Date: January 23, 2023 07:39PM

Many friends of Furman will be willing to go his party. Furman- do you want Bid Light or Busch? Willing to bring either!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bobby Bushytail ()
Date: January 25, 2023 07:16PM

Furman Friends Wrote:
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> Many friends of Furman will be willing to go his
> party. Furman- do you want Bid Light or Busch?
> Willing to bring either!


Furman prefers regular Bud, but Bud Light is ok. He doesn’t like Busch very much.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Paul Porcupine ()
Date: January 26, 2023 08:07AM

We need volunteers to bring the following =
Pizza and wings
Chips and dip
Liquor of all kinds
Cakes and pies
Paper plates, forks and knives
Napkins
Vomit bags
Paper towels
Soda pop
Water

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: January 28, 2023 11:11AM

Furman has agreed to make monthly payments to me untill he pays me back the 300 dollars that the Best Western added to my credit card for the damages to the rooms he had his party at.
Furman applied online for a Visa card from the Apple credit union and he thinks the card is coming in the mail soon. He hopes to use the card for a couple of connecting rooms for the superbowl party. We will see. Furman made friends with the stoner guy at Providence hall apartments and he is using his home address and phone number.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nelson J Buttersworth, Esq. ()
Date: January 28, 2023 10:43PM

Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Furman has agreed to make monthly payments to me
> untill he pays me back the 300 dollars that the
> Best Western added to my credit card for the
> damages to the rooms he had his party at.
> Furman applied online for a Visa card from the
> Apple credit union and he thinks the card is
> coming in the mail soon. He hopes to use the card
> for a couple of connecting rooms for the superbowl
> party. We will see. Furman made friends with the
> stoner guy at Providence hall apartments and he is
> using his home address and phone number.

Thank you for working out a settlement with my client, Mr. Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chip Monk ()
Date: January 29, 2023 11:05AM

Furman will be watching the playoffs at home today. He has been partying a bit too hard lately.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chiefs Fan ()
Date: January 30, 2023 08:29PM

Furman is rooting for the Chiefs to win the super bowl. He doesn’t like birds because they steal his seeds

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Kansas City Faggot ()
Date: January 30, 2023 08:41PM

Chiefs Fan Wrote:
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> Furman is rooting for the Chiefs to win the super
> bowl. He doesn’t like birds because they steal
> his seeds


Good choice

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: February 01, 2023 06:22AM

Well somehow Furman got approved for a Visa card at the credit union and he has a $3500 limit. I guess that means the superbowl party is on at the Best Western.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rusty Raccoon ()
Date: February 01, 2023 07:46AM

Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Well somehow Furman got approved for a Visa card
> at the credit union and he has a $3500 limit. I
> guess that means the superbowl party is on at the
> Best Western.


Excellent, now we can start preparing for the party.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chirpy Chipmunk ()
Date: February 01, 2023 09:55PM

I’ll bring popcorn, chips and dip

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Alcoholic Beaver ()
Date: February 02, 2023 03:31AM

I’ll bring a case of Bud light

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Stoner Squirrel ()
Date: February 02, 2023 11:03PM

I’ll bring the good stuff. I’ll steal from the Providence Hall guy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: furry critter ()
Date: February 03, 2023 04:46AM

I hope Furman rents the rooms for Monday night as well because most of us are going to want to sleep most of the day after the super bowl.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Charlie Chipmunk ()
Date: February 03, 2023 07:22AM

furry critter Wrote:
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> I hope Furman rents the rooms for Monday night as
> well because most of us are going to want to sleep
> most of the day after the super bowl.


I will suggest that to Furman, but he might not want to spend the money for an extra night for everyone.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Angry Black Arlington squirrel ()
Date: February 03, 2023 07:15PM

Us black squirrels from Arlington are looking to expand our territory. We are going to have a talk with Furman and his boys. We might bring some new game to Fairfax.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Racist Rat ()
Date: February 03, 2023 08:24PM

Angry Black Arlington squirrel Wrote:
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> Us black squirrels from Arlington are looking to
> expand our territory. We are going to have a talk
> with Furman and his boys. We might bring some new
> game to Fairfax.


Stay away, we don’t want no nigga squirrels in Fairfax.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: No discriminatory ()
Date: February 03, 2023 09:04PM

No racism on this thread! Furman loves everyone and is colorblind

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Herman Turtle ()
Date: February 03, 2023 09:51PM

No discriminatory Wrote:
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> No racism on this thread! Furman loves everyone
> and is colorblind


Furman doesn’t trust black squirrels ever since some black squirrels stole his nuts .

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Transgender Squirrel ()
Date: February 04, 2023 05:55AM

Hey boys! Are gender blender squirrels invited to the superbowl party? I can bring pretzels!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sam Spider ()
Date: February 04, 2023 07:42AM

Transgender Squirrel Wrote:
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> Hey boys! Are gender blender squirrels invited to
> the superbowl party? I can bring pretzels!


Come on down. Furman does discriminate against any genders or orientations. Furman likes Utz pretzels in a barrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sam Spider ()
Date: February 04, 2023 07:43AM

Sam Spider Wrote:
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> Transgender Squirrel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey boys! Are gender blender squirrels invited
> to
> > the superbowl party? I can bring pretzels!
>
>
> Come on down. Furman does discriminate against any
> genders or orientations. Furman likes Utz pretzels
> in a barrel.

Meant to say, Furman does not discriminate.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Too cold out ()
Date: February 04, 2023 07:32PM

Furman was nowhere to be seen today. The temperature was way too low for him so he stayed inside his tree

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ricky Rabbit ()
Date: February 04, 2023 09:34PM

Too cold out Wrote:
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> Furman was nowhere to be seen today. The
> temperature was way too low for him so he stayed
> inside his tree


He stayed warm snuggling up with his girlfriend, Sally Squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: nuts n lube ()
Date: February 05, 2023 06:42AM

Ricky Rabbit Wrote:
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> Too cold out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Furman was nowhere to be seen today. The
> > temperature was way too low for him so he
> stayed
> > inside his tree
>
>
> He stayed warm snuggling up with his girlfriend,
> Sally Squirrel.

Hell yeah! Furman pulled out his fuckstick and gave it to Sally hard.

GO Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: February 10, 2023 07:03AM

Well Furman has two connecting rooms at the Best Western booked for Saturday and Sunday night. Furman will provide beer, ice and mixers. If you want a mixed drink you need to bring your own booze. Food served at halftime will consist of pizza from Marco's and wings from CM chicken. Guests are encouraged to bring chips or maybe a veggie tray.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warning!!! ()
Date: February 11, 2023 02:37PM

To prevent a repeat of the last fiasco, Furman said that any rowdiness, fighting or loud yelling and hollering will not be tolerated at the party tonight and tomorrow, and unruly guests will be asked to leave. He’s still paying off the last bill for damages

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bad ass Grounhog ()
Date: February 11, 2023 09:19PM

Me and my rowdy friends are going to crash the party and destroy the Best Western, and there ain’t nothing that pantywaste squirrel can do about it.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr. Remulak ()
Date: February 11, 2023 09:43PM

I am Dr. Remulak

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: February 11, 2023 09:51PM

Dr. Remulak Wrote:
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> I am Dr. Remulak


May I plow your ass Doctor?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Fans ()
Date: February 12, 2023 10:36AM

Gay Gus Wrote:
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> Dr. Remulak Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am Dr. Remulak
>
>
> May I plow your ass Doctor?

Gay Gus, this forum is about the triumphs, trials and tribulations of a beloved squirrel.
It is not about human homosexuality and requests to “ plow your ass” as you crudely put it. Go find an appropriate forum and get out of this one.
Signed,
Furman Lovers United

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: February 12, 2023 07:55PM

Furman Fans Wrote:
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> Gay Gus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dr. Remulak Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am Dr. Remulak
> >
> >
> > May I plow your ass Doctor?
>
> Gay Gus, this forum is about the triumphs, trials
> and tribulations of a beloved squirrel.
> It is not about human homosexuality and requests
> to “ plow your ass” as you crudely put it. Go
> find an appropriate forum and get out of this one.
>
> Signed,
> Furman Lovers United

Sorry fellas. I got excited thinking about Dr. Remulak’s tight buttocks.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: February 13, 2023 03:07PM

From what I have heard Furman is now banned from the Best western for life. To make things worse Furman said he only has enough money to make the minimum payment on his new visa card.

I don't know exactly what happened at the party but it was not good.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chuck Chipmunk ()
Date: February 13, 2023 11:28PM

Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> From what I have heard Furman is now banned from
> the Best western for life. To make things worse
> Furman said he only has enough money to make the
> minimum payment on his new visa card.
>
> I don't know exactly what happened at the party
> but it was not good.


Furman made all of us at the party promise to never discuss what happened at the party. I will just say that Furman is in big trouble and might be looking at some prison time.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Oscar Rat ()
Date: February 15, 2023 02:46AM

Get that spam shit off Furmans thread. Ain’t no
Respect for anything these days.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nelson J. Buttersworth, Esq. ()
Date: February 15, 2023 10:53PM

My client is facing serious false accusations that we will be vigorously fighting, but I want to issue a statement to the public that my client, Mr. Furman, will not be hosting any more parties or events in the near future. Thank you!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: February 16, 2023 01:10PM

Furman has not left his nest in a couple days. He had a pizza delivered a little after 11 this morning so I know he is still in there. I figure he is resting up or maybe he met a nice female squirrel at the party and they are just banging like crazy up there.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nelson J. Buttersworth, Esq. ()
Date: February 16, 2023 01:24PM

Yes, Mr. Furman is remaining in his nest with his girlfriend Sally Squirrel. He is laying low until his court date comes up.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nelson J. Buttersworth, Esq. ()
Date: February 17, 2023 02:43AM

We will not publicly disclose his court date, because we don’t want his fans to protest and riot at the Fairfax County Courthouse.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Microcenter Shopper ()
Date: February 18, 2023 12:06AM

When I was driving over to the Microcenter to pick up some SD cards, a pizza crust flew out from the air and hit my windshield. It looked like it had little squirrel teeth marks in it but it happened so fast I couldn’t say for certain

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Detective Dan ()
Date: February 18, 2023 02:24AM

Microcenter Shopper Wrote:
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> When I was driving over to the Microcenter to pick
> up some SD cards, a pizza crust flew out from the
> air and hit my windshield. It looked like it had
> little squirrel teeth marks in it but it happened
> so fast I couldn’t say for certain


If you still have the pizza crust, we can get some DNA and check it out with the dental records from Furmans dentist.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Spotting ()
Date: February 18, 2023 10:53AM

I saw Furman out walking around this morning and he looked pretty chipper. He saw his shadow, so we’re in for six more weeks of winter

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bart Blue Jay ()
Date: February 19, 2023 10:42PM

Furman and Sally are still hanging out in the nest. Today they ordered in some Chick-fil-A

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Best Western housekeeper ()
Date: February 20, 2023 05:55AM

Hello! I just heard about this fourm and I want to know where this bitch-ass Furman is located. He needs a foot up his ass!

When Furman rented two rooms on superbowl weekend he fucked up. There was piss an shit an vommit all over the bathroom floor. The sheets and pillowcases were so fucked up we had to throw them away and used rubbers were all over the room, some of them stuck to the lamp shades! On top of all that beer was spilled everywhere, broken glass was on the floor. Someone even left me a upper-decker.

Please someone let me know exactly where to find Furman. I have been looking for him at Pan-Am but there is no sign of him. I want to have a talk with his Mama too!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bruno the Groundhog ()
Date: February 20, 2023 08:02AM

Best Western housekeeper Wrote:
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> Hello! I just heard about this fourm and I want to
> know where this bitch-ass Furman is located. He
> needs a foot up his ass!
>
> When Furman rented two rooms on superbowl weekend
> he fucked up. There was piss an shit an vommit all
> over the bathroom floor. The sheets and
> pillowcases were so fucked up we had to throw them
> away and used rubbers were all over the room, some
> of them stuck to the lamp shades! On top of all
> that beer was spilled everywhere, broken glass was
> on the floor. Someone even left me a
> upper-decker.
>
> Please someone let me know exactly where to find
> Furman. I have been looking for him at Pan-Am but
> there is no sign of him. I want to have a talk
> with his Mama too!

I am Furmans chief security guard, and I warn you that if anything happens to Furman, you will face swift and severe consequences.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Earl Sandpiper ()
Date: February 22, 2023 11:26PM

Furman respectfully requests that Cary clean up all this spam on ffu or Furman he wants his thread cancelled.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nelson J Buttersworth, Esq ()
Date: February 27, 2023 11:06PM

Good news! All charges have been dropped against Furman. He will be having a celebration party in a few weeks. Stay tuned for more details.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: LiveAtThrGarden ()
Date: February 28, 2023 12:45AM

Sneak peak of our squirrel-y sextape.

4fa553c3c04d11cf9a19b5a57082f51d311d89a3

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Harry Hummingbird ()
Date: February 28, 2023 02:00AM

LiveAtThrGarden Wrote:
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> Sneak peak of our squirrel-y sextape.
>
> src="https://us.rule34.xxx//images/2506/4fa553c3c0
> 4d11cf9a19b5a57082f51d311d89a3.gif?2778737">


Yes, rumors are that Furman and Sally made a sex tape.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Party tonight? ()
Date: March 12, 2023 05:54PM

Rumor has it that Furman will be hosting a Meade Skelton livestream watching party tonight. Does anyone know where he is having it? I’d like to go

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Earl Earthworm ()
Date: March 12, 2023 07:42PM

Party tonight? Wrote:
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> Rumor has it that Furman will be hosting a Meade
> Skelton livestream watching party tonight. Does
> anyone know where he is having it? I’d like to
> go


It’s location is top secret because Furman doesn’t want uninvited folks showing up.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Too late now ()
Date: March 12, 2023 09:12PM

The show is over. What an antisocial little furball

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Garrett Goose ()
Date: March 12, 2023 11:13PM

Too late now Wrote:
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> The show is over. What an antisocial little
> furball


Furmans show ain’t over. He’s having a wild after show party at a secret location. His girlfriend Sally and a few others are already passed out on the floor.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Patty O’ Squirrel ()
Date: March 15, 2023 06:46PM

Furman is planning a St Patrick’s day party. Details to be announced soon.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Shamrock Shake ()
Date: March 15, 2023 07:29PM

Hope it’s catered by McDeez.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mikey McMouse ()
Date: March 15, 2023 10:57PM

Shamrock Shake Wrote:
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> Hope it’s catered by McDeez.


I am not sure about that, but Furman will be bringing green beer.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: ChippNDales Dicks ()
Date: March 17, 2023 12:33AM

LiveAtThrGarden Wrote:
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> Sneak peak of our squirrel-y sextape.
>
> src="https://us.rule34.xxx//images/2506/4fa553c3c0
> 4d11cf9a19b5a57082f51d311d89a3.gif?2778737">


Where can I watch this?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Oscar Film Director ()
Date: March 17, 2023 02:26AM

ChippNDales Dicks Wrote:
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> LiveAtThrGarden Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sneak peak of our squirrel-y sextape.
> >
> > >
> src="https://us.rule34.xxx//images/2506/4fa553c3c0
>
> > 4d11cf9a19b5a57082f51d311d89a3.gif?2778737">
>
>
> Where can I watch this?

Try Deviant Rodents.com

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Saint Pat ()
Date: March 17, 2023 08:00PM

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, Furman painted his tail green and range the PanAm parking lot, chattering loudly and scaring the shit out of people

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Imso wasted ()
Date: March 18, 2023 07:35AM

Man I live like at Providence hall apartments and I let Furman use my adress for like his visa card from the Apple credit union. Well the bill came in some time ago and Furman never picked it up so like I am thinking that he is going to like have a really low fico score and shit. A second notice bill showed up like yesterday.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chuckie Chipmunk ()
Date: March 18, 2023 07:45AM

Imso wasted Wrote:
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> Man I live like at Providence hall apartments and
> I let Furman use my adress for like his visa card
> from the Apple credit union. Well the bill came in
> some time ago and Furman never picked it up so
> like I am thinking that he is going to like have a
> really low fico score and shit. A second notice
> bill showed up like yesterday.


Yes, Furman is having financial problems since he had to pay for the damage his party caused at the Best Western.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Off the grid ()
Date: March 19, 2023 10:13AM

I heard Furman is going to go off the grid for awhile and try and let his financial problems blow over. He might start spending more time near Vienna Inn because the creditors won’t look for him there and he’s starting to really like hot dogs anyway

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squriel voyeurism ()
Date: March 19, 2023 02:37PM

Is Furman into transsex?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Harold Hamster ()
Date: March 19, 2023 07:24PM

Squriel voyeurism Wrote:
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> Is Furman into transsex?


Nope, he is loyal to his girlfriend, the all female hottie Sally Squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Preposterousness ()
Date: March 19, 2023 09:31PM

Squriel voyeurism Wrote:
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> Is Furman into transsex?


Don’t be ridiculous

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Spencer Spider ()
Date: March 20, 2023 01:11AM

News flash! Furman is planning another big party around Easter time.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Big plans ()
Date: March 20, 2023 08:25PM

Furman is also planning on having a squirrel parade at this year’s Viva Vienna. He might even have a float if he can swing the finances after paying off his bill for the Best Western fiasco

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Another event ()
Date: March 26, 2023 03:30PM

I heard Furman is planning on having a party for Meade Skelton’s livestream on April 2nd. Does anyone know the details?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike Mosquito ()
Date: March 26, 2023 10:24PM

Another event Wrote:
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> I heard Furman is planning on having a party for
> Meade Skelton’s livestream on April 2nd. Does
> anyone know the details?


That party is off. Furman is having some money disputes with Meade.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Buck Squrrielton ()
Date: March 26, 2023 10:35PM

Harold Hamster Wrote:
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> Squriel voyeurism Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is Furman into transsex?
>
>
> Nope, he is loyal to his girlfriend, the all
> female hottie Sally Squirrel.


Does she have nice tits?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Horny Toad ()
Date: March 27, 2023 01:49AM

Buck Squrrielton Wrote:
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> Harold Hamster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Squriel voyeurism Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Is Furman into transsex?
> >
> >
> > Nope, he is loyal to his girlfriend, the all
> > female hottie Sally Squirrel.
>
>
> Does she have nice tits?

Yes, and she does anal.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mailman. ()
Date: March 27, 2023 06:47AM

Okay, this is no bullshit. I saw a squirrel run up under a CUE bus and climbed up on to the frame or some other support. The CUE bus then went on down the road. I wonder if the squirrel I saw was Furman. The bus was stopped near Nutley street and 50. Maybe Furman has become so advanced that he is now smart enough to wait at a bus stop and catch a free ride. This could explain the Furman sightings in the Vienna area.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wiley Weasel ()
Date: March 27, 2023 09:14AM

Mailman. Wrote:
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> Okay, this is no bullshit. I saw a squirrel run up
> under a CUE bus and climbed up on to the frame or
> some other support. The CUE bus then went on down
> the road. I wonder if the squirrel I saw was
> Furman. The bus was stopped near Nutley street and
> 50. Maybe Furman has become so advanced that he is
> now smart enough to wait at a bus stop and catch a
> free ride. This could explain the Furman sightings
> in the Vienna area.


You may have solved the mystery of how Furman gets back and forth to Vienna so quickly.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: LLykkeLi ()
Date: March 28, 2023 10:58PM

Looks like Furman will have some competition.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rino Detector ()
Date: March 29, 2023 02:04AM

That looks like a squirrel version of Chris Christie

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Johnny Appleseed ()
Date: April 07, 2023 10:55AM

Went to PanAm on a lookout for Furman, no luck

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mattress sales ()
Date: April 08, 2023 09:14AM

Johnny Appleseed Wrote:
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> Went to PanAm on a lookout for Furman, no luck

Furman seems to be spending more time in Vienna. I have seen him in the area where the WO&D crosses 123.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: April 08, 2023 12:37PM

Mattress sales Wrote:
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> Johnny Appleseed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Went to PanAm on a lookout for Furman, no luck
>
> Furman seems to be spending more time in Vienna. I
> have seen him in the area where the WO&D crosses
> 123.


He’s become addicted to Vienna Inn chili dogs, that’s why he’s been hanging out in Vienna.

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