Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
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Thanksgiving at Furman’s
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Date: November 25, 2023 10:59AM
Furman had quite a crowd over for Thanksgiving. He wanted his Thanksgiving dinner to be inclusive so he invited not only other squirrels but also chipmunks, rabbits, field mice and even a few groundhogs. They feasted on acorns, seeds, pizza crusts, half eaten hotdogs, buns and fries from Vienna Inn and even had some Bud Light, which is easier to get for squirrels now that no one drinks it. It was all going well until the groundhogs, who are Cowboys fans, started shit talking about beating up on the Commanders. One thing led to another and a huge fight broke out. Furman told everyone that the party was over and kicked them out of his tree. He vows that next year is going to be a quiet affair with just him and Sally Squirrel