Well I knew it was only a matter of time before someone would realize that an "I" could be substituted for a lower case "L". Its been fun. Sayonara.
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8) The United Nations have a secret plan to take away all the guns in America.
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Olde Farte, II Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If ya went to the German side of town a few > decades earlier you would probably see a relative > or two of mine. +1 It should also be noted that this was before modern birth control.
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Kitty Genovese Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know. Why is this happening all of the sudden? Its not happening all of the sudden. This kind of stuff has always gone on. You're just reading about it more. There are 320 million people in this country. People are up to weird shit every day. One of the reasons why people think airplanes are dangerous is beca
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Make sure that whatever gun you choose, the barrel fits comfortably in your mouth. http://boingboing.net/2007/09/10/toy-gun-encourages-k.html
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Wild boar does not taste very good. What a lot of people do is capture them and feed them corn for a couple months before slaughtering them. If you have oak trees, the boar will tear up your yard to eat the acorns.
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This thread has a half-life longer than Carbon 14.
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Red Bull Warrior Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quit drinking Red Bull. Maybe you'd be able to > get to sleep if you weren't loading up on all that > caffeine, sugar and whatever else is in that crap. A little bit of exercise during the day would help with the serotonin too. A mile run every day or at least a 20 minute walk really helps you sleep at ni
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I'm telling you guys. Noodling is the way to do it. Ignore all of those no swimming and danger signs. Just wade out into the water above the falls and start feeling around in the rocks.
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Ahhh... Now it makes sense how members of Congress found out about this early on. Shirtless photos eh? At least he didn't go right to the penis pics.
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If you can take it, here's her interview on Howard Stern a couple weeks before the election. Yep. She's batshitcrazy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtETHbq0azY
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+1 spider jar -- Good find.
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Having a poster on your wall of New Kids on the Block doesn't make you a good singer or dancer. You're not old enough to remember Tiananmen Square probably. The Chinese economy has been booming largely because of the economic reforms of Deng Xiaoping, but everything is not hunky-dory beneath the surface. If the Chinese economy ever falters, who knows what will happen. You have to understand that
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It seems to be the consensus that Lance is worse off now than Tiger is and I agree. His career is over, he had to resign from his charity, he's persona-non-grata, etc. However, if we're talking who had the bigger fall from grace, I'd have to say it was Tiger. Tiger had that squeaky clean image and he seemed infallible. His scandal showed that he was human with flaws. Lance Armstrong was always
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If you look at the numbers on that page, it is true that Han Chinese dominate the ethnic mix... 91% are Han. What gives a clue as to homogeneous the population is can be found on this page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_Chinese_subgroups Particularly splitting up the dialects of the main group (Mandarin) and you really start to see how different each area of China is. Cultural difference
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Ah yes, Northern Ireland! I know it well. Belfast is a wonderful city -- particularly now that we are beyond the "Troubles". Alas, poor laddie, I wouldn't know where to tell you to go about this new ID thing you speak of. Google is your friend, my friend.
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Petraeus? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Was Petraeus wife ever hot? She was at least young once.
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Yucky24. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > India will always be a total mess. Yucky, I'm sorry, but sometimes you really shouldn't comment on stuff you have absolutely no idea about. "China has a very homogeneous population." -- full of shit "Since Indians were polytheist infidels, muslimes viewed them as subhuman scum." When? Have you studied any Indian histo
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This link was also on the page: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-romney-face-tattoo-disappointed-election-results-213514429.html You think?
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Yucky24. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If the Boy Scouts cave to the "liberal" forces of > fudge packing atheism, then conservative Americans > will turn their backs on the Boy Scouts just like > they're increasingly shunning the Girl Scouts > after they aligned themselves with Planned > Parenthood and other degenerate feminist causes. The Gir
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The millionaire software genius behind the McAfee antivirus programs is wanted for murder in Belize -- this according to reports. According to Gizmodo.com, Belize police claim John McAfee is the prime suspect in the shooting death of an American expatriate named Gregory Faull. Faull was reportedly gunned down at his home in San Pedro Town on the island of Ambergris Caye on Saturday -- after a
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ObamaLiarliar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Obama Lied > > -About where he was born When you start your list with this one, you lose a lot of credibility. -That "Obamacare" won't cut effect current health insurance companies What exactly are you trying to say here? -He said he wasn't Muslim. Then he admits he was a Muslim in another interview If
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BEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A fishing pole and bait usually does the trick. Nah, the best way to catch 'em is through noodling. You need to get in the water upstream of the falls and wade out into the current. Reach down around the rocks with your hands and you will be able to catch them easily. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling
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You definitely have to beware of TSA agents travelling along the highway.
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All you need is the Meade Skelton upcoming show list.
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Hey I'm wrong. The campaign did say that. I stand corrected. It certainly was never something Obama himself said. Whether those were lies or not is still questionable.
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From the Globe article: "In Romney’s 2002 race for governor, he testified before the state Ballot Law Commission that his separation from Bain in 1999 had been a “leave of absence” and not a final departure." Who better to do a hit piece than a paper from Romney's home state? You know he wasn't a winner when he couldn't even carry the state he had been governor. Clinton always won Arkansas and
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Ito is a dumbshit Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Here you go, shitforbrains. Next time try google, > retard. > > http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/07/obama-t > eam-romney-committed-a-felony-or-lied-to-voters-12 > 8757.html Read the article, they were responding to a news report from the Boston Globe. http://bostonglobe.com/news/politic
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OLies Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Obama- Preventive care “saves money.” > Truth-O-Meter rating: False > (PolitiFact-Covering preventive care for everyone > is a net cost) Do you know why preventative care is a net cost? Because people who find their cancer early end up going through potentially life-saving treatment which is very, very expensive
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lailailai Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why didn't anyone call the president a liar when > his campaign repeatedly called Mitt a felon and > tax dodger without a shred of proof? I'd like to see a quote where his campaign called Mitt a felon and a tax dodger. Quote?
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