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What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Welfare Work
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Date: November 14, 2012 12:09PM
1) All Muslims want to kill them.
2) Science is the work of the devil.
3) New technology should never be applied to when making improvements.
4) Illegal Mexicans provide no value to the US workforce.
5) Welfare recipient live in luxury. The get nice cars and the most expensive stuff.
6) Wars are the only ways to solve problems.
7) Freedom of religion, but you must be a Christian.
2) Science is the work of the devil.
3) New technology should never be applied to when making improvements.
4) Illegal Mexicans provide no value to the US workforce.
5) Welfare recipient live in luxury. The get nice cars and the most expensive stuff.
6) Wars are the only ways to solve problems.
7) Freedom of religion, but you must be a Christian.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Rush
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Date: November 14, 2012 12:23PM
Actually it's ALL Muslims, Jews and Black people want to kill republicans.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Ito
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Date: November 14, 2012 12:26PM
8) The United Nations have a secret plan to take away all the guns in America.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
lto
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Date: November 14, 2012 12:29PM
9) I'm an asshole, although even I believe that.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
the real truth
()
Date: November 14, 2012 12:35PM
What liberals believe:
All rich people are evil unless they support Obama, George Clooney is a hero
People on welfare live in shacks, ignoring the luxury condos given them equipped with club rooms, swimming pools and weight rooms
There is nothing wrong with buying Porterhouse steaks using food stamps
Its the governments duty to provide you with a job and it being a job you like
You should be able to have as many kids as you want and its the governments job to provide them with food, shelter and clothing.
Personal responsiblity is not a requirement in life
If we only pass a few more gun control laws there will be no more murders and criminals will be first in line to turn in their guns
All rich people are evil unless they support Obama, George Clooney is a hero
People on welfare live in shacks, ignoring the luxury condos given them equipped with club rooms, swimming pools and weight rooms
There is nothing wrong with buying Porterhouse steaks using food stamps
Its the governments duty to provide you with a job and it being a job you like
You should be able to have as many kids as you want and its the governments job to provide them with food, shelter and clothing.
Personal responsiblity is not a requirement in life
If we only pass a few more gun control laws there will be no more murders and criminals will be first in line to turn in their guns
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Akin
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Date: November 14, 2012 12:40PM
11) Rape is ok. Women are just asking for it! (Just don't say that when running for office.)
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Skipped number 10
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Date: November 14, 2012 12:48PM
10) The only unbiased source of information is Fox News Channel. If you don't watch Fox News, you are an un-American liberal socialist marxist black person taking welfare and helping muslims institute sharia law.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
dahurhur
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Date: November 14, 2012 12:48PM
Welfare Work Wrote:
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> 5) Welfare recipient live in luxury. The get nice
> cars and the most expensive stuff.
12) Democrats have shitty grammar skills.
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> 5) Welfare recipient live in luxury. The get nice
> cars and the most expensive stuff.
12) Democrats have shitty grammar skills.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Tinfoil...
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Date: November 14, 2012 12:51PM
Everything is a conspiracy (against God-fearing gun loving REAL Americans like myself).
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
lto
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Date: November 14, 2012 01:02PM
I have a fear that republicans are going to run me over and kill me dead with their SUV's. They way they drive those trucks.... it's like crazy.
And, when I think of all the carbon oozing into the air, I cry. I literally cry.
And, when I think of all the carbon oozing into the air, I cry. I literally cry.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
100%
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Date: November 14, 2012 01:09PM
lto Wrote:
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> I have a fear that republicans are going to run me
> over and kill me dead with their SUV's. They way
> they drive those trucks.... it's like crazy.
>
> And, when I think of all the carbon oozing into
> the air, I cry. I literally cry.
As a Republican I strongly believe Ito is a homo who drives a Prius and does lots of crying regardless.
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> I have a fear that republicans are going to run me
> over and kill me dead with their SUV's. They way
> they drive those trucks.... it's like crazy.
>
> And, when I think of all the carbon oozing into
> the air, I cry. I literally cry.
As a Republican I strongly believe Ito is a homo who drives a Prius and does lots of crying regardless.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
HOA MGR
()
Date: November 14, 2012 01:20PM
1) All Muslims EXTREMISTS want to kill the US (including the Libs).
2) ATTACKS ON THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION are the work of the LIBERALS.
3) New technology should never be applied to when making improvements. Windmills were invented a long long time ago. Jimmy Carter tried to create a market for Solar Power.
4) Illegal Mexicans SHOULD provide no VOTES in the US.
5) Welfare recipient live BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
6) Wars IS A way to solve THREATS.
7) Freedom of religion, MEANS THE FEDS SHOULDNT FORCE THE CHURCHES TO PROVIDE BIRTH CONTROL OR ABORTIONS.
What liberals believe:
Well its not really what they believe, its how they feel that really matters.
2) ATTACKS ON THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION are the work of the LIBERALS.
3) New technology should never be applied to when making improvements. Windmills were invented a long long time ago. Jimmy Carter tried to create a market for Solar Power.
4) Illegal Mexicans SHOULD provide no VOTES in the US.
5) Welfare recipient live BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
6) Wars IS A way to solve THREATS.
7) Freedom of religion, MEANS THE FEDS SHOULDNT FORCE THE CHURCHES TO PROVIDE BIRTH CONTROL OR ABORTIONS.
What liberals believe:
Well its not really what they believe, its how they feel that really matters.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
lto
()
Date: November 14, 2012 01:23PM
100% Wrote:
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> lto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a fear that republicans are going to run
> me
> > over and kill me dead with their SUV's. They
> way
> > they drive those trucks.... it's like crazy.
> >
> > And, when I think of all the carbon oozing into
> > the air, I cry. I literally cry.
>
>
> As a Republican I strongly believe Ito is a homo
> who drives a Prius and does lots of crying
> regardless.
And so what if that's true. Do you have a problem with homos? Do you have a problem with the environment? It's people like you who are causing our extinction. So, thanks a lot. No, I mean it. Thanks a lot
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> lto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a fear that republicans are going to run
> me
> > over and kill me dead with their SUV's. They
> way
> > they drive those trucks.... it's like crazy.
> >
> > And, when I think of all the carbon oozing into
> > the air, I cry. I literally cry.
>
>
> As a Republican I strongly believe Ito is a homo
> who drives a Prius and does lots of crying
> regardless.
And so what if that's true. Do you have a problem with homos? Do you have a problem with the environment? It's people like you who are causing our extinction. So, thanks a lot. No, I mean it. Thanks a lot
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
100%
()
Date: November 14, 2012 01:27PM
I drive a V8 SUV. Uses more gas in a week than you do in a year. I run over squirrels, rabbits deer and people who get in my way.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Another One
()
Date: November 14, 2012 01:30PM
100% Wrote:
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> As a Republican I strongly believe Ito is a homo
> who drives a Prius and does lots of crying
> regardless.
13) Anyone who doesn't agree with me is a homo.
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> As a Republican I strongly believe Ito is a homo
> who drives a Prius and does lots of crying
> regardless.
13) Anyone who doesn't agree with me is a homo.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Hank Moody
()
Date: November 14, 2012 01:51PM
14.) The Dunning Kruger Effect does not apply to themselves.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Fourteen
()
Date: November 14, 2012 01:51PM
14) Illegal aliens vote, and individuals who vote for liberals often cast multiple votes by claiming to be other registered voters, so photo ID is necessary to protect our fragile democracy.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
()
Date: November 14, 2012 01:51PM
100% Wrote:
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> I drive a V8 SUV. Uses more gas in a week than you
> do in a year. I run over squirrels, rabbits deer
> and people who get in my way.
CANYONERO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QgWRycd7I
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> I drive a V8 SUV. Uses more gas in a week than you
> do in a year. I run over squirrels, rabbits deer
> and people who get in my way.
CANYONERO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QgWRycd7I
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
the real truth
()
Date: November 14, 2012 02:17PM
5) Welfare recipient live in luxury. The get nice cars and the most expensive stuff
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Ed Realtor
()
Date: November 14, 2012 02:30PM
15) Stems cell research should not be used to save lives.
16) Birth control is for heathens. The more kids, the merrier.
16) Birth control is for heathens. The more kids, the merrier.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
who dat
()
Date: November 14, 2012 02:40PM
4) Illegal Mexicans provide no value to the US workforce
I didnt know we had a shortage of people willing to expose themselves to women
I didnt know we had a shortage of people willing to expose themselves to women
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Let them Eat Cake
()
Date: November 14, 2012 02:52PM
who dat Wrote:
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> 4) Illegal Mexicans provide no value to the US
> workforce
>
> I didnt know we had a shortage of people willing
> to expose themselves to women
Or cleaning the local hotel\business, yard work, painting, 7-11, McDonalds or cleaning the shitters.
Or all the other $3 an hour jobs that "no respectful American" would every do.
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> 4) Illegal Mexicans provide no value to the US
> workforce
>
> I didnt know we had a shortage of people willing
> to expose themselves to women
Or cleaning the local hotel\business, yard work, painting, 7-11, McDonalds or cleaning the shitters.
Or all the other $3 an hour jobs that "no respectful American" would every do.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
sounds good to me
()
Date: November 14, 2012 03:00PM
A sacrifice I am willing to make to avoid the criminal gangs and welfare cases that go along with celebrating diversity.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Mittens Having Kittens
()
Date: November 14, 2012 03:08PM
HOA MGR Wrote:
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> 1) All Muslims EXTREMISTS want to kill the US
> (including the Libs).
>
> 2) ATTACKS ON THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION are the work
> of the LIBERALS.
>
> 3) New technology should never be applied to when
> making improvements. Windmills were invented a
> long long time ago. Jimmy Carter tried to create a
> market for Solar Power.
>
> 4) Illegal Mexicans SHOULD provide no VOTES in the
> US.
>
> 5) Welfare recipient live BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE
> IN THE WORLD.
>
> 6) Wars IS A way to solve THREATS.
>
> 7) Freedom of religion, MEANS THE FEDS SHOULDNT
> FORCE THE CHURCHES TO PROVIDE BIRTH CONTROL OR
> ABORTIONS.
>
>
> What liberals believe:
>
> Well its not really what they believe, its how
> they feel that really matters.
Where I come from, you are what we refer to as a nudnik.
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> 1) All Muslims EXTREMISTS want to kill the US
> (including the Libs).
>
> 2) ATTACKS ON THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION are the work
> of the LIBERALS.
>
> 3) New technology should never be applied to when
> making improvements. Windmills were invented a
> long long time ago. Jimmy Carter tried to create a
> market for Solar Power.
>
> 4) Illegal Mexicans SHOULD provide no VOTES in the
> US.
>
> 5) Welfare recipient live BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE
> IN THE WORLD.
>
> 6) Wars IS A way to solve THREATS.
>
> 7) Freedom of religion, MEANS THE FEDS SHOULDNT
> FORCE THE CHURCHES TO PROVIDE BIRTH CONTROL OR
> ABORTIONS.
>
>
> What liberals believe:
>
> Well its not really what they believe, its how
> they feel that really matters.
Where I come from, you are what we refer to as a nudnik.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Bill.N.
()
Date: November 14, 2012 04:19PM
It's simple:
THEY'RE RIGHT. EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG, and possibly evil.
From my experience this only describes a narrow portion of the conservative-Republican movement. A very large number do agree that where you stand on issues is quite often motivated by your own self-interests, and that many of the issues separating us are issues on which reasonable, well informed individuals can disagree. I also thing a number of liberals would buy into the same notion, but is now really the time to be reasonable?
THEY'RE RIGHT. EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG, and possibly evil.
From my experience this only describes a narrow portion of the conservative-Republican movement. A very large number do agree that where you stand on issues is quite often motivated by your own self-interests, and that many of the issues separating us are issues on which reasonable, well informed individuals can disagree. I also thing a number of liberals would buy into the same notion, but is now really the time to be reasonable?
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Bill.N.
()
Date: November 14, 2012 04:23PM
Question for the real truth:
How many of those units do you believe are actually occupied by welfare recipients?
(And by welfare recipients I don't mean some recently laid off person collecting unemployment or someone who is living in a "low income set aside" unit that the developer was forced to provide as a condition for obtaining more favorable development rights.)
How many of those units do you believe are actually occupied by welfare recipients?
(And by welfare recipients I don't mean some recently laid off person collecting unemployment or someone who is living in a "low income set aside" unit that the developer was forced to provide as a condition for obtaining more favorable development rights.)
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
shell answer man
()
Date: August 25, 2018 04:49PM
Bill.N. Wrote:
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> Question for the real truth:
>
> How many of those units do you believe are
> actually occupied by welfare recipients?
>
> (And by welfare recipients I don't mean some
> recently laid off person collecting unemployment
> or someone who is living in a "low income set
> aside" unit that the developer was forced to
> provide as a condition for obtaining more
> favorable development rights.)
77
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> Question for the real truth:
>
> How many of those units do you believe are
> actually occupied by welfare recipients?
>
> (And by welfare recipients I don't mean some
> recently laid off person collecting unemployment
> or someone who is living in a "low income set
> aside" unit that the developer was forced to
> provide as a condition for obtaining more
> favorable development rights.)
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Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
junk like this
()
Date: August 25, 2018 05:07PM
That the democratic agenda is a one way street to Palookaville. That they may take themselves down, that's OK; but it will be a cold day in Hades if they think they are going to piss down my back in the hopes that I'll think it is raining. Democrats are on the wrong side of history.
Re: What's the Easiest Stuff to Get Republicans To Believe
Posted by:
Think hard
()
Date: August 25, 2018 05:20PM
Any gay ffxu members here? Would ur gay ass join isis on top a sky scraper for some tea?