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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: November 02, 2012 08:46AM

C'mon girlie. take your top off for the next shot......

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 02, 2012 09:22AM

If toplessness flattered her, you can bet you'd have already seen her tits.

All her photos are carefully posistioned and staged.

I'll bet those jugs are just nasty floppers, with stretch marks and all kinds of spots and discolorations.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 02, 2012 12:06PM

I was wondering how this thread has gone on four pages now, but it's pretty clear to me now. This girl is the perfect storm of vapid, shallow, vain, superficial, entitled, and oblivious. She's the Hurricane Sandy of pretentious Northern Virginians.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 02, 2012 01:09PM

I am in awe of that last post!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: November 02, 2012 01:42PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I was wondering how this thread has gone on four
> pages now, but it's pretty clear to me now. This
> girl is the perfect storm of vapid, shallow, vain,
> superficial, entitled, and oblivious. She's the
> Hurricane Sandy of pretentious Northern
> Virginians.


Absolutely spot on correct.....but I still want to see the titays.......

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 02, 2012 03:10PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I was wondering how this thread has gone on four
> pages now, but it's pretty clear to me now. This
> girl is the perfect storm of vapid, shallow, vain,
> superficial, entitled, and oblivious. She's the
> Hurricane Sandy of pretentious Northern
> Virginians.


This is the most spectacular post I've ever read....because I was just asking myself why this thread won't die already too.

Is she pulling a Meade Skelton and making unregistered posts complimenting herself?

Is it like the Derek Mohler thread over on the other side where it's probably one person who's talking to him/herself?

On this page at least, I only see registered non-troll users so I'm bewildered.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Thinkbox MC ()
Date: November 02, 2012 03:56PM

i think this bitch is HAWT!

i friended her on facebook but she hasnt been on lately i guess.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 02, 2012 05:24PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I was wondering how this thread has gone on four
> pages now, but it's pretty clear to me now. This
> girl is the perfect storm of vapid, shallow, vain,
> superficial, entitled, and oblivious. She's the
> Hurricane Sandy of pretentious Northern
> Virginians.


+10. I really feel sorry for girls who CONSTANTLY take those overhead self portraits. Reeks of attention whoring and vanity. They probably have daddy issues.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Page 5 ()
Date: November 02, 2012 06:04PM

More pictures. Post more pictures. Attention sluts are more fun than guns and politics.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Happy Halloween Fuckers! ()
Date: November 02, 2012 07:18PM

It feels so good to know you guys like my pics!





(On a serious note...has anyone messaged her from facebook to make her aware of all this?)
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Putprush Fan ()
Date: November 02, 2012 07:53PM

Amanda, can you please show us your bare tits? Someone please FB message her immediately...

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: hmf. ()
Date: November 02, 2012 11:32PM

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 03, 2012 11:35AM

Thinkbox MC Wrote:
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> i think this bitch is HAWT!
>
> i friended her on facebook but she hasnt been on
> lately i guess.

She just knows better than to friend a diseased low life.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BumperRectumhard ()
Date: November 05, 2012 09:59PM

Just bumping for fun...




She calls the dermal piercings on her back "field goal posts" for her boyfriends.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Bumperhead ()
Date: November 06, 2012 02:14PM

What, no new pics? Lame.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Mandz ()
Date: November 07, 2012 11:14AM

Can we go back to talking about me

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Surwly ()
Date: November 09, 2012 06:37PM

Amanda Putprush
Tuesday via mobile
What a freaking emotional day....
First I cannot find my fav tv show on itunes
Then my baby sister gets in a car accident,
& now I just found out I have been hired by republic airlines.
To many emotions!!!!
Like ·
6 people like this.

Pat Kleinfelter Putprush Hope Julia is ok! And...congrats to you!!
Tuesday at 4:08pm via mobile · Like · 1

Bryce Kennedy So your flying to Detroit to see me?
Tuesday at 4:21pm via mobile · Like · 1

Charlene Friedersdorf Putprush So proud of you. Who is going to come visit me at work and who will watch House Hunters Intl with me???:(
Tuesday at 4:32pm · Like · 1

Deborah Brice Congrats Amanda!!!!
Tuesday at 4:43pm via mobile · Like · 1

Belinda Lockhart Loudan Guess it's ok to say "youre flyin' high", ugh : ) YAY YOU!!!!
Tuesday at 5:00pm via mobile · Like · 1

Amanda Putprush Hey everyone Julia is doing well. Today I made her a bag called "I survived my first car accident" full of her favorite goodies!!!! We are so blessed to have her safe.

Thanks again for the congratulations on my new job! Flight school starts November 25th in Indianapolis.

:]
Tuesday at 5:32pm · Edited · Like

Amanda Putprush Bryce Kennedy why are you in Detroit?
Tuesday at 5:32pm · Like

Rachel Durbin congrats on the job :)
Tuesday at 6:12pm · Like · 1

Jennis Strickland Thats awesome! Good 4 you A! Sux for your sitter but if shes ok cant be that bad.
Tuesday at 6:35pm via mobile · Like

Bryce Kennedy Toledo is 45 mins south of Detroit
Tuesday at 6:40pm via mobile · Like

Jessica Anne Diaz Nice job! Working for airlines :-) nice change of pace
Tuesday at 8:05pm via mobile · Like · 1

Kelly Shay Good for you Amanda! What job did you get?
Tuesday at 8:39pm · Like

Amanda Putprush Kelly Shay I have been offered a job as a flight attendant for Republic airlines.

:]
Tuesday at 9:08pm · Like

Ryna Shvedova Congratulations on the new job!!!
Tuesday at 10:42pm via mobile · Like · 1
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 09, 2012 10:56PM

LOL

I like how the iTunes TV show problem gets top billing over the "sister in a car accident" bit.

Classy AND fabulous.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Accidental Sister ()
Date: November 10, 2012 06:51AM

Today stewardess, tomorrow, Secretary of State.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 10, 2012 05:27PM

is Julia hot?
Pics or GTFO

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: .Thinkbox MC ()
Date: November 13, 2012 07:05AM

BEH Wrote:
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> is Julia hot?
> Pics or GTFO


Looks hot to me.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: A Thinkbox production ()
Date: November 13, 2012 07:48AM

.Thinkbox MC Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> > is Julia hot?
> > Pics or GTFO
>
>
> Looks hot to me.

There is a story going around at the bar I frequent about a MC who produced such a bad show that the dude that hired you wanted his money back and you did not have it. He told you he would beat the shit out of you if you did not produce the money in 24 hours. He then forced you down on your knees and produced his cock for you to suck. In front of quite a few women and men you took all of a large black cock down your throat. They said you enjoyed the attention and sucked a few others too. Any truth or is this another one of those stories that drinkers tell when they have a hard on for someone.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: .Thinkbox MC ()
Date: November 13, 2012 08:19AM

It's all true.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 13, 2012 09:07AM

Finally, the truth.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Thinkbox MC ()
Date: November 13, 2012 12:02PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Finally, the truth.


Justine here has created a fake Thinkbox MC profile it seems and is talking to herself.

I did not suck a black dick because someone wanted their money back that shit is rediculous.

-thinkbox out.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: SeductiveYetInnocent ()
Date: November 13, 2012 12:03PM

Amanda Putprush
September 9, 2010
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2 people like this.

Alexander Da-Great Williams it looks like you were scared or something but nice
September 11, 2010 at 7:08pm · Like

James Amerson love this photo, seductive yet innocent...
October 26, 2011 at 4:31pm · Like
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Producing ()
Date: November 13, 2012 12:26PM

Thinkbox MC Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> > Finally, the truth.
>
>
> Justine here has created a fake Thinkbox MC
> profile it seems and is talking to herself.
>
> I did not suck a black dick because someone wanted
> their money back that shit is rediculous.
>
> -thinkbox out.


Their were a few women who were jealous of your cocksucking abilities, thinkbox.
One said you made that black dick come in just two minutes. So you then sucked off off a couple more black guys.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: November 13, 2012 12:30PM

This thread has a half-life longer than Carbon 14.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: what but what? ()
Date: November 13, 2012 12:32PM

Seductive yet innocent? How about, out of focus and surprised?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: .Thinkbox MC ()
Date: November 13, 2012 12:33PM

So I suck dick, what's it to you?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Sleeeeepy ()
Date: November 13, 2012 12:42PM

Amanda Putprush
August 14

sleepy~ — at Topsail Island.
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 13, 2012 12:50PM

SeductiveYetInnocent Wrote:
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> Amanda Putprush
> September 9, 2010
> Like · · Share
> 2 people like this.
>
> Alexander Da-Great Williams it looks like you were
> scared or something but nice
> September 11, 2010 at 7:08pm · Like
>
> James Amerson love this photo, seductive yet
> innocent...
> October 26, 2011 at 4:31pm · Like

The last thing a piece of pie sees...

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Pie Taster ()
Date: November 13, 2012 01:05PM

"The last thing a piece of pie sees..."

A piece of pie? How about the whole pie!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Yeesh ()
Date: November 13, 2012 04:41PM

That one pic makes it look like she's getting a shocker. The other one is nice but shows off that fat roll in her arm pit.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Thinkbox MC ()
Date: November 13, 2012 05:06PM

i'd give this ho the ANgry Dragon.

-thinkbox out.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Thinkbox out and about ()
Date: November 13, 2012 05:38PM

.Thinkbox MC Wrote:
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> So I suck dick, what's it to you?

Absolutely nothing, but you accuse everyone one else so if the cock fits.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 13, 2012 08:10PM

SeductiveYetInnocent Wrote:
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> Amanda Putprush
> September 9, 2010
> Like · · Share
> 2 people like this.
>
> Alexander Da-Great Williams it looks like you were
> scared or something but nice
> September 11, 2010 at 7:08pm · Like
>
> James Amerson love this photo, seductive yet
> innocent...
> October 26, 2011 at 4:31pm · Like


She looks like she's getting pounded from behind in that pic. How does this thread have so much life?

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 13, 2012 08:17PM

Wait....wait wait wait.


Why does her chest look almost flat when she lies down, but she has a couple of knockers when she leans over or stands up?



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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: November 13, 2012 09:28PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Wait....wait wait wait.
>
>
> Why does her chest look almost flat when she lies
> down, but she has a couple of knockers when she
> leans over or stands up?

Maybe she pushes her arm fat into her bra.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: November 14, 2012 06:28AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Wait....wait wait wait.
>
>
> Why does her chest look almost flat when she lies
> down, but she has a couple of knockers when she
> leans over or stands up?
>
>
>
> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?40,file=74697,filename=547134_1015118180402812
> 5_480749473_n.jpg">


You'll understand if you ever go to bed with a woman, eesh.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Yeesh ()
Date: November 14, 2012 02:24PM

Are you telling me you wouldn't jump on top of that thing? Of course you would.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Why has this not happened yet? ()
Date: November 14, 2012 03:50PM

Can someone a photoshop pie in these pictures please?
Thanks.....

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Bumpity ()
Date: November 16, 2012 07:57PM

Bump

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Mandz ()
Date: November 21, 2012 11:09AM

Miss me?
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 21, 2012 11:17AM

She is kind of cute on top, but she's a Sumo wrestler from the waist down.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Bumpstein ()
Date: November 22, 2012 01:57PM

Bump

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: UPDATE! ()
Date: November 27, 2012 09:52PM

Amanda Putprush
about an hour ago
Has anyone had any experience with wisdom teeth/jaw pain/infection? If so I need some counselling I think I have an infection....!? Please help if knowledgeable~
Like ·
Seyi Thomas likes this.
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: November 27, 2012 10:41PM


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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Mandz ()
Date: November 30, 2012 07:54AM

Hey y'all!!
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: November 30, 2012 09:24AM

Mandz Wrote:
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> Hey y'all!!


Not one of your better effort. Your left tit looks like a bat was taken to it.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 30, 2012 10:52AM

Lets not forget, Mandz carefully choreographs each picture.

She seems to be getting a little careless lately, letting fat and blemishes show.

I'm thinking that in person, she is a horrific pig.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Whatevs ()
Date: November 30, 2012 03:32PM

Whatever, I would jump on it if I had the chance.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: November 30, 2012 04:31PM

Whatevs Wrote:
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> Whatever, I would jump on it if I had the chance.


Of course you would. A hard dick has no conscious.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 30, 2012 04:39PM

At first, I thought this was Russell Crowe in drag.
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: well ()
Date: December 02, 2012 03:54PM

I am still awaiting a pie to be edited in a photo....

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda Putprush ()
Date: December 02, 2012 04:10PM

I love pie!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Bumpenstein ()
Date: December 07, 2012 11:42AM

Bump

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: December 07, 2012 10:39PM

Why?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: why the no pie? ()
Date: December 08, 2012 12:16AM

pie please?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Bumpenstein ()
Date: December 08, 2012 10:26PM

Bump for pie

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: dobbsstrong ()
Date: December 08, 2012 10:31PM

Does Twin Peaks have a website? Is she on Myspace or Facebook?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Mandz Fan ()
Date: December 08, 2012 11:59PM

Photoshop done in 1 minute while drunk...
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: more! ()
Date: December 09, 2012 05:24AM

Fantastic! More pie photos! It make me laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You have made my day!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: kill it ()
Date: December 09, 2012 08:14AM

/end thread

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: yo ()
Date: December 09, 2012 05:32PM

What you got against pie?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 09, 2012 05:38PM

The pie doesn't have a prayer.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Matt.Dog ()
Date: December 10, 2012 08:05AM

Why waste your time with chicks? I get dudes to suck me off all the time and there is never any female emotional stuff to worry about. It's the best!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: well... ()
Date: December 10, 2012 11:48AM

I would rather discuss 3.14159

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda P. ()
Date: December 10, 2012 11:50AM

well... Wrote:
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> I would rather discuss 3.14159


I don't get it

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda Pissinmyboots ()
Date: December 10, 2012 12:27PM

Amanda P. Wrote:
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> well... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > I would rather discuss 3.14159
>
>
> I don't get it


pi, retard.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda P. ()
Date: December 10, 2012 12:35PM

Amanda Pissinmyboots Wrote:
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> Amanda P. Wrote:
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> > well... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I would rather discuss 3.14159
> >
> >
> > I don't get it
>
>
> pi, retard.


It's spelled Pie, jerk. *smootches*

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 10, 2012 12:36PM

Amanda Pissinmyboots Wrote:
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> Amanda P. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > well... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I would rather discuss 3.14159
> >
> >
> > I don't get it
>
>
> pi, retard.

Actually, I don't think YOU get it.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: pi vs pie ()
Date: December 10, 2012 12:38PM

Amanda P. Wrote:
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> Amanda Pissinmyboots Wrote:
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> > Amanda P. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > well... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I would rather discuss 3.14159
> > >
> > >
> > > I don't get it
> >
> >
> > pi, retard.
>
>
> It's spelled Pie, jerk. *smootches*


It was a pun, retard.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: I got it retard ()
Date: December 10, 2012 12:39PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Amanda Pissinmyboots Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Amanda P. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > well... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I would rather discuss 3.14159
> > >
> > >
> > > I don't get it
> >
> >
> > pi, retard.
>
> Actually, I don't think YOU get it.


Really? Pi, pie...what a great joke!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 10, 2012 12:41PM

I got it retard Wrote:
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> Really? Pi, pie...what a great joke!

Yeah... You really didn't get the joke.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda Shitpushedin ()
Date: December 10, 2012 12:42PM

Amanda P. Wrote:
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> Amanda Pissinmyboots Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Amanda P. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > well... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I would rather discuss 3.14159
> > >
> > >
> > > I don't get it
> >
> >
> > pi, retard.
>
>
> It's spelled Pie, jerk. *smootches*


No, "pi' as in "3.14159" isn't spelled "pie."

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: pot mark ()
Date: December 10, 2012 12:43PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I got it retard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really? Pi, pie...what a great joke!
>
> Yeah... You really didn't get the joke.


Your face is the joke.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 10, 2012 12:49PM

Amanda Shitpushedin Wrote:
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> No, "pi' as in "3.14159" isn't spelled "pie."

If you're going to keep digging your hole, I recommend one of these:

Shovel-pic.jpg

pot mark Wrote:
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> Your face is the joke.

Uh... Burn? I guess?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: plz ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:11PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Amanda Shitpushedin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, "pi' as in "3.14159" isn't spelled "pie."
>
> If you're going to keep digging your hole, I
> recommend one of these:
>
> src="http://wstoollibrary.org/files/2011/09/Shovel
> -pic.jpg">
>
>


Why don't don't you just go sit on the handle and explain it to me, oh great one?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:22PM

plz Wrote:
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> Why don't don't you just go sit on the handle and
> explain it to me, oh great one?

Two reasons:

1. A joke isn't as funny when you have to explain it to someone.

2. If I help you understand the joke, I'll deprive the rest of us the joy of laughing at your obliviousness.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: d ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:25PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> plz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why don't don't you just go sit on the handle
> and
> > explain it to me, oh great one?
>
> Two reasons:
>
> 1. A joke isn't as funny when you have to explain
> it to someone.
>
> 2. If I help you understand the joke, I'll deprive
> the rest of us the joy of laughing at your
> obliviousness.


You're a fucking riot.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:26PM

I know, lol.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: no ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:27PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I know, lol.


I was joking.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:28PM

no Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know, lol.
>
>
> I was joking.

I wasn't, lol.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: :/ ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:30PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> no Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I know, lol.
> >
> >
> > I was joking.
>
> I wasn't, lol.


That's the sad thing.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:48PM

Did you figure out the joke yet? Or do you still think it's "PI NOT PIE"?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: you keep feelin' ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:51PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Did you figure out the joke yet? Or do you still
> think it's "PI NOT PIE"?


I know they meant "pie" when they wrote"3.14..."

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:55PM

LOL

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrFeel ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:57PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> LOL


keep feelin

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 10, 2012 01:58PM

you keep feelin' Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did you figure out the joke yet? Or do you
> still
> > think it's "PI NOT PIE"?
>
>
> I know they meant "pie" when they wrote"3.14...



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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: jackie ()
Date: December 10, 2012 04:11PM

What about A2 + B2 = C2

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Mandy's Pie Supply ()
Date: December 10, 2012 06:11PM

Back on topic...
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: PutPrusher ()
Date: December 10, 2012 07:26PM

Some of the likes from her page:


Surfing

Skimboarding

Diving

White Water Rafting

Sailing

Kayak

Soccer

Hiking

Mountain Climbing

Rockclimbing

Kayaking

Cheerleading

Beach Lifeguarding

Lifeguard

Wakeboarding

Golf

Skiing

Dancing

Fencing

Archery

Hang gliding





This poor girl has to have read this by now....with over 6,000 views, I doubt she hasn't.

Pretty soon this is going to turn into a RIP thread when she offs herself and cites this website.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 10, 2012 07:30PM

I know that I spend most of my time in a dark room reloading FFXU, but help me out here with this list of physical activities.




What is the difference between kayaking and white water rafting?


What is the difference between mountain climbing and rock climbing?



What the hell is skimboarding? Does anyone want to see this girl "skim"?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Pie, Y'all ()
Date: December 10, 2012 07:47PM

Planning ahead, Mandz places a whole pie on her ass before falling asleep sunbathing. Her dermal piercings prevent it from sliding off as it heats up in the sun, eventually emitting a fresh-from-the-oven smell of pumpkiny goodness that rouses Mandz from her slumber, thereby sealing the unfortunate pie's fate...
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: HA ()
Date: December 10, 2012 11:23PM


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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Skimmy ()
Date: December 10, 2012 11:38PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I know that I spend most of my time in a dark room
> reloading FFXU, but help me out here with this
> list of physical activities.
>
>
>
>
> What is the difference between kayaking and white
> water rafting?
>

kayak.jpg
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rafting-ad-shot1.jpg

>
> What is the difference between mountain climbing
> and rock climbing?

mountain-climbing-accidents-deaths-on-k5
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1184694486pA6Im4.jpg


>
>
>
> What the hell is skimboarding? Does anyone want to
> see this girl "skim"?


skimboarding1.jpg

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: whats the difference? ()
Date: December 11, 2012 12:15AM

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 11, 2012 12:50AM

Okay.....so what is the difference between skimboarding and wakeboarding?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: I'm Board ()
Date: December 11, 2012 12:59AM

skimboarding1.jpg
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Balitour-wakeboarding1.jpg


Bonus image - kiteboarding

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