18 year old Glenlivet, "neat" and in a snifter
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WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Sorry I love women in camo. > > > Does this mean she has camo toe? Lol...yes
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Sorry I love women in camo.
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NicoleH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > scratchy Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Well...watch out where you put your thang > from > > now > > > on > > > > > >
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Just remember to bang someone else's cousin or sister.....not your's
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Britdrnva~ Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy - it's an example of our NHS - or lack > thereof. Mind you they have worked to improve not > only access but costs. I think the max cost for > any dental procedure is ~$330 and access has > improved. > > I was lucky, and was one of the few people with > orthodontics when I was young (thoug
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scratchy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well...watch out where you put your thang from now > on My finger or my pecker?
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scratchy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it just a coincidence that your screen name is > "itchy"?....lol Lol...yea, it refers to my itchy trigger finger. Now that u mention though my nuts are beginning to itch.
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Durr? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Durr? Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > > And I'm sure they feel protected too from > your > > > dirty pecker. > > > > >
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Teh King Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Small consolation: we do have better teef on this > side of the pond. Yea, what's up with that teef thing? Is that a genetic thing, something in the water, toothpaste shortage, or an example of The National Health Service?
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Durr? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And I'm sure they feel protected too from your > dirty pecker. Hey, my pecker is clean!
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I wear condoms to protect me from bad vaginas
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how about critters?
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Either that or they've got things completely under control....dogs biting suspects, small arms fire riddling suspects with holes
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Nicole is hot
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Icarus, being portrayed as a modern day transexual trying to escape from Dupont Circle. He makes wings from trash and wax, but flys too close to a steam vent and falls into the hands of Big D, a local pimp who whores him out to asian businessmen.
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Dont f with that thing Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wheel bug- > > It then injects enzymes into the victim, > paralyzing it and dissolving its insides, and > proceeds to drain all of the victim's bodily > fluids. The bite of a wheel bug is painful and may > take months to heal (sometimes leaving a small > scar), so caution is advised
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I'd date her, I think she's cute as hell
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I'm thinking I would rather see the teabagging of Soraya M.
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Snow White and the 7 Spanish Dwarfs
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Teh King Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There's more going on there than hashish smoking. > Though it wouldn't surprise me if constant drug > and alcohol abuse along with the severe combat > stress triggered a manic psychosis. Reminds me of > the movie Casualties of War. That and pre existing mental illness.
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Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maybe you should try sense deprivation or erotic > asphyxiation for your boner... Lol....if you do the latter make sure you're not found dead, naked and soiled in a hotel closet
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Born, bought and stolen unto the hellz of North America? Their own people sold them. Nobody is asking them to stay now. Like I tell any person who dosen't like America....leave.
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I tried one from a friend's prescription one night with my ladyfriend. I could have cut diamonds for several hours with my schlong. Aside from a 3 hour erection and lots of fun, the headache during and after wasn't worth it. I thought I was going to have a damn stroke or aneurysm. If your shit ain't broke, don't fix it.
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If high decks are outlawed, only outlaws will have > high decks. > > DON'T RETREAT, RE-VARNISH! lol!
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Bite me "Ben Chokin'onacock". I was simply inferring that it's the human's choice to kill so regardless they will kill by whatever means necessary.
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Britdrnva~ Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >I'm not a weatherman, just a bit of a > weather nutter. That's fun stuff!
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TheMeeper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't forget to stock up on toilet paper and milk! And some sort of alcohol and women :)
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Guns don't kill people, I kill people. Take away guns, knives and whatever you wish. Humans will still find away to kill.
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Yea, the UN and OPEC.
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