I think it said that it got it's salad tossed after the fag in the bathroom stall next to it had a rectal explosion all over the walls at the Blue Iguana in Fair Lakes.
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That's how we play at sesame street. dun dun dun dun dun...da dun da dun dun
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Big Bird holds Katy while Snuffleupagus ravishes her with his trunk
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Ocsar says: "Shut up bitch and bend over!"
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I'd hit that too
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WingNut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The pic shows big lips and a bulging pie, not a > swipe. Her twat is fat and soft. Good gaga, good! That's what I see....twat. I'd hit it HARD!
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The Count's new lines: One hot ass piece of nookie....ha ah ahhhh.....2 hot ass pieces of nookie....ha ah ahhhh!
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Britdrnva~ Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Drinking at Jimmy's The one where they shoot fire out of their arses?
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I was breaking one off in my office manager while in a drunken stupor after happy hour.
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What's going on in her pants?
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Come to Fairfax, we are all dysfunctional multicultural douchebags
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I'll beat you regardless of what color you are if you are breaking laws. And if you don't submit I'll taze your criminal acting asses. Obey the laws fucktards and you'll enjoy your stay. Help keep Loudoun Beautiful.
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No other explanation
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I would like to be strapped to a 200 megaton nuclear warhead and fired at Iran, Pakistan or any other rogue nation that harbors terrorists. It would be my honor to take the blame for such carnage.
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St. Peter says "Woah there, he's on the list." And in a scruffy Viking voice you say: "But we're with him."
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All I can say is they better fix some roads and bridges
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Kurtis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If Jesus was still alive today he would have a gun > and at least 3000 rounds in his gun safe. look at Jesus with that desert eagle! Jesus kicks ass!
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Why $800,500 and not $801,000?
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I personally like how the state of Virginia sounds better than the commonwealth of Virginia anyways.
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Wikipedia's version: Commonwealths: Kentucky,[1] Massachusetts,[2] Pennsylvania,[3] and Virginia.[4] This designation, which has no constitutional impact, emphasizes that they have a "government based on the common consent of the people. So I guess we can consent to kick our local politicans out of office. Let's do it!
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OMG WTL SO STOOOPID > > Hey, hey DUMBASS. How the fuck could you mix up > grams and liters? Ha ha! Maybe he was thinking Drams. Shit happens
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look at the bright side, part of her gene pool ends here
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Damn....I read the post wrong...I thought you said virgins
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Johnny Walker Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Any info on why Jermantown Road is spelled like > that? I'd be willing to bet that it has to do with an angry Jew.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > It's a Kel Tec PLR16, fires 5.56, they also make a > .22LR version. Very reliable and cheap pistols. Cool, didn't recognize it as I don't have any Kel Tec's in my arsenal. As long as they are reliable, cheap price tags don't scare me. Unless th
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Here is Fairfax Underground's Wingnut. > > > > > - Nice. Complete with aimpoint red dot and a laser. Is that in 5.56x45 or 7.62x39?
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lunchbox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd love to see this mother fucker come into my > house. Last robbery he'll ever pull. Amen, leave a few heads on posts in your front yard as an example to other criminals.
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16.907 fl oz is 499.99966 ml. I guess they are getting as close to 500 ml. as possible
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I banged a high school geometry teacher, but I was 27 and she was smoking hot!
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Or fat animals
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