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Life Jackets
Posted by: Somali Ali ()
Date: September 29, 2010 01:26PM

local law enforcement should start wearing these state of the art life jackets.
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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: September 29, 2010 02:42PM

In Uganda and other parts of Africa people wear all sorts of trinkets in the belief it will protect them from bullets and harm. Though to be fair many in the western world do also. Many wear the cross around their necks. Mormons wear their lucky underwear...so I suppose it isn't too absurd really.

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: Durr? ()
Date: September 29, 2010 02:49PM

Mormons wear their lucky underwear...

LOL

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 29, 2010 02:50PM

I wear condoms to protect me from bad vaginas

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: Durr? ()
Date: September 29, 2010 02:52PM

itchy Wrote:
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> I wear condoms to protect me from bad vaginas


And I'm sure they feel protected too from your dirty pecker.

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 29, 2010 02:56PM

Durr? Wrote:
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> And I'm sure they feel protected too from your
> dirty pecker.


Hey, my pecker is clean!

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: Durr? ()
Date: September 29, 2010 02:59PM

itchy Wrote:
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> > And I'm sure they feel protected too from your
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> Hey, my pecker is clean!


That's not what I've heard

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 29, 2010 03:14PM

Durr? Wrote:
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> That's not what I've heard


Well you can't always believe everything you hear. :D

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: scratchy ()
Date: September 29, 2010 03:18PM

itchy Wrote:
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> Well you can't always believe everything you hear.
> :D


Is it just a coincidence that your screen name is "itchy"?....lol

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 29, 2010 03:22PM

scratchy Wrote:
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> Is it just a coincidence that your screen name is
> "itchy"?....lol


Lol...yea, it refers to my itchy trigger finger. Now that u mention though my nuts are beginning to itch.

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: scratchy ()
Date: September 29, 2010 03:35PM

Well...watch out where you put your thang from now on

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 29, 2010 03:38PM

scratchy Wrote:
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> Well...watch out where you put your thang from now
> on


My finger or my pecker?

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: NicoleH ()
Date: September 29, 2010 03:47PM

itchy Wrote:
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> My finger or my pecker?


Both

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 29, 2010 04:01PM

NicoleH Wrote:
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Yes ma'am...

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 29, 2010 06:33PM

Well, if the life jacket is thick enough it might provide protection against ricochets and weak rounds, but it's obviously not going to do a damn thing against an AK-47 fired from 50-100 yards away.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Life Jackets
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 29, 2010 07:57PM

You've got that right. I've shot 7.62x39 AP through 1" plate steel at 50 yards

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