PaperPusher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > FB, there's a simple solution to your frustrations > ... blow your own fucking brains out. Here here
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It's a nice idea and all. As stated above, it's impossible do to because of all the fucking idiots that are: -Yammerin' their cell phones -Puttin' on their makeup -Gettin' Hannitized -Ricin'
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Genevieve Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > erik Wrote: > > > Obviously you need to pretend to be a pre-op > male > > transexual DEA officer with an addiction to > > Oxycontin, a lilly-livered Carter > > administration-era boss that won't let you > bust > > heads out on the street, and a boundless > affection > > f
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PaperPusher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > erik, no gay baiting here although I can sense the > hope in your postings. I'm perfectly satisfied > with women because they actually have what I want. > Spoken like a guy who hasn't been near a vagina in years.
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > erik Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > thetruth Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > let me guess Bush a bad president to? > > > > > > Bingo. Good guess. > > > hating Bus
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PaperPusher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > oooooooo, the frustrations of a resident of the > closet. Have you made YOUR decision erik? Yes I have my rapier-witted friend. But, is there a deeper meaning behind YOUR gay-baiting?
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PaperPusher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To quote a high school girl on the subject of > homosexuality in high school: "I have a friend > who was gay for a little while but didn't like it > so he's not gay anymore." > > So all you gay folks, when did you DECIDE you > wanted to be gay? I see you decided to shit out of your mouth.
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Genevieve Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Okay, so... > > the "16 year old female" is a middle aged cop > the "mid twenties female" is a guy > > What do I have to pretend to be in order to be > perceived to be that which I really am? Obviously you need to pretend to be a pre-op male transexual DEA officer with an addiction to Oxycontin, a
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thetruth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > let me guess Bush a bad president to? Bingo. Good guess.
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Genevieve Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's too bad because I'm not going to wear a > strap-on. You don't have to; everyone knows you're really a dude.
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Cutting and pasting worldnetdaily.com is akin to posting a Jack Chick comic. They believe dinosaurs were jesus-horsies. Kinda shoots down their objectivity as a news service.
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True story: A Herndon Minuteman, festooned in red, white, and blue Kilgore overalls, came to my door this morning. I'm guessing it's because I'm one shade of white darker than his pure, unmarred, ivory skin. And sometimes my colors run. This brave guardian of freedom had trouble getting his gut up the stairs, but still managed to speak in a whistling rasp. "Sir, I know you're aware of our im
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"FACT: His daughter knocked on my door, knew nothing about the issues, but attacked his opponent regarding his belief in GOD!" She sounds like one smart cookie.
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"Nothing says "white trash" better than a tattoo...unless you are female. Then it says "white trash slut"." Ah yes, the lower back tramp stamp.
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Wow- Edit: Never mind. Be safe. Erik
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Nice! The cracker got out of his truck to confront you? I can see why you'd be speechless. That's insane on his part. I think the SUV gives him a temporary testosterone boost. As the boost ran out he scuttled back to his overgrown minivan. I've also noticed that engine braking is a foreign concept to most NoVa drivers. If they don't see brakelights, they keep their feet mashed on the accelerator
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We'll get out of your way when you stop screaming, "TETSUO! TETSUO!" Actually, I feel for you bikerboyz. It's dangerous around here - mufackas don't use turn signals. One Expedition making an un-indicated turn into your flagrantly-disobeying-the-speed-limit path, and it's Schiavo-city for you.
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ben- I used to be a Libertarian, until much of the party seemed to be hijacked by the objectivist pro-war cheerleaders. For what it's worth, lately I have indeed embraced the liberal douchebags. I don't agree with your assertion that my response cannot put France on a pedestal and disparage the U.S. I can and will disparage all I want, which is why I still like this country best. USA #1 whooh
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Dammit. Fuck you rstidman. Fuck you for taking that shit seriously, and fuck you for using a lame, aged insult like "kid toucher". Did you not notice the part where I mentioned I was generalizing? Which may explain why it sounds fucking generalized! Christ on a crutch. Take a look at what I was responding to if you want to talk about lack of knowledge. I'd love to go to France, ass. What's wrong
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ben Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > erik Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > France blows donkey dick? Dude, they > invented > > cuisine. All they do is drink wine, eat > great > > food, smoke cigarettes, and fuck. Sounds good > to > > me. Your statement makes you sound like a Fox > N
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USA Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seriously, can you guys honestly imagine yourself > with a differnt kind of government. Life would > blow. The next best one would be britain, but > they have funny accents. and there is no chance > in hell that you would go to france, cause france, > well, you know, france just blows donkey dick. > I'd
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That made me laugh. The internets are a vast wasteland of spelling errors, syntax fuckups, and compositions comparable to 2nd graders writing thank you notes to restaurants that invited their class full of little monsters to check out the kitchen and have a free burrito. Oh yea; run on sentences, too.
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It's very radio friendly. Kelly Clarkson isn't such a stretch rstidman. It's no Opeth.
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Loudon county is your best bet. I'm old enough to remember when undeveloped Cascades offered great privacy. I would recommend exploring 606 W after it crosses 28. Lots of non-developed back roads.
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Sweet. I wrote that before I registered. I haven't seen that bitch much lately. And the last time I saw her she was observing all traffic laws -- including the speed limit. Methinks she was stopped or road raged upon at some point. It's fucktards like her that kind of make me want to see $6 a gallon gas prices. Constantly flooring a SUV is pretty much the worst way to guzzle gas. Plus it would
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Tarp, Great point - Texas is the bung of the republic and seems to breed close-minded born-again religious twits like cockroaches on speed. If I see one more god damned jesus fish... On Centreville - all that new home/condo construction on 29 at 66 is just lovely, huh? You know it just means more traffic lights: something this area definitely does not need. Also, I love how those shitboxes the
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Mateo1, The PATRIOT act pisses people off because it uses the reasoning, "well, if you're not doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about. Trust us, we're from the government." Also, it was incredibly reactionary and rushed through congress without much debate; if you disagreed with our gov't, the terr'sts won. Remember that? How many terr'sts has that piece of legislation helped capt
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The Economist is 19? So that's what, 2 more years until he realizes that Ayn Rand's writings are complete horseshit? Please, The Economist, reciting shit you learned in class last semester, and playing the "I know more than you" card, only serves to reinforce that all college students are assholes. I was an asshole in college too, so I understand. But still, you're like a caricature of an angry
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faggoths
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There's nothing worse than a magnetic ribbon turned sideways to look like a jesus fish.
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