Good post - that's something that is actually useful. I'm going to visit that link today. A lot of those ribbons are covert political messages, which makes them more despicable.
Forum: Chantilly

To the bimbo in the Dodge Durango, with the laughable vanity license plate 4WD SUV. Really? No fucking shit? I thought it should read DMB CNT. ----- And to the super-patriot in the red chevy truck, which is: -Painted in an embarrassing for everyone "Remember 9/11" scheme -Has a huge "Lets Roll" sticker on the rear window -Has red, white, and blue stripes on the side mirror fairings, which hil
Forum: Chantilly

I complained to the police once, about the low flying heli. 1am, probably 50-100 ft up, right over our apartment building. Scared the shit ouf of my wife and I. Surprisingly, the helicopter commander called me back and told me they were looking for the peeper (and then pretty much hung up). My point here is they've probably spent 100s of thousands of dollars looking for this stupid ass peeper.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Fresh Wrote: ...or cause they grew up in london towne.. ha ha ha This...is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. The London Towne ghetto.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Maybe if drivers in Northern VA could learn how to merge, Stone Road really wouldn't be so bad (where it goes to two lanes from one). HAH! Who am I kidding. We can't even be bothered to reach for turn signals.
Forum: Centreville

Cary, I've seen that Camaro, I thought it was pretty funny for a cop to be tooling around in a redneck-mobile. Word of warning - if you see an unmarked white Ford dooly on the side of 28, that's (I believe) state or airport police taking radar. One cop sits up front, and one homo sits in the back with the gun.
Forum: Fairfax County General

If you like food you'll like Wegmans. It is huge. Everything you need is available. The butcher/fishmonger/deli/bakery is a sight to behold and worth the trip alone. They have a nice wine selection, and good beer is readily available. They have all the organic, artisan, craft-made stuff you can handle, too, without the pretentious bullshit of a Whole Foods. You'll also experience some serious
Forum: Fairfax County General

So last week my wife and I were eating at Carrabba's in Centreville (yea, not the greatest italian place, but okay in a pinch - and the pitcher of wine is a great deal...plus it's kinda funny because it's redneck italian). There were two of Fairfax County's finest eating in the dimly lit, faux-romantic dining room. In uniform. And they were both dudes. Don't get me wrong, I love the gay people
Forum: Western Fairfax General

This isn't fucking California you dumbfuck idiot, now is it? Did you bother to take a look at the forum title? It's not Fairfax in Marin County. You fucktards from California just jizz all over in-n-out. When you say the phrase "in-n-out" do you pop wood and start jerking off? Do you repeat it like a mantra until your dickskin is just flapping ribbons of carbon? Cause it sure sounds like it.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Pilin in Falls Church is delicious; by far my favorite Thai restaurant in the area.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Pgens, that is a very salient point. Some weeknights I travel from the old mill rd/rt. 28 area to paddington rd, and it takes a good 15 minutes. We're talking 1.5 miles at most. And considering I the buzz I usually have on, that is like a fucking lifetime. The traffic lights are pure evil on Old Centreville and Machen.
Forum: Centreville

Used to be a 2 lane highway...imagine that! The new overpasses that are being built will help. But you're right, the fact that there are still traffic lights fucks up the whole operation.
Forum: Centreville

The Herndon of my youth seems to have disappeared. I have no problem with immigration, in fact I think it's great, but jesus fucking christ it is unbelievable in H-town.
Forum: Herndon