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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: November 23, 2016 07:51PM
Bowel buster Wrote:
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> Hey BO, what does another man's shit taste like?
Gerry would know.
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> Hey BO, what does another man's shit taste like?
Gerry would know.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 24, 2016 06:45AM
Going to my brothers family house. Happy Thanksgiving. Hope you all digest everything okay.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 24, 2016 06:55AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Going to my brothers family house. Happy
> Thanksgiving. Hope you all digest everything okay.
Diced, I hopes you has a wonderfull thanksgiving and that goes for all the regulars here as well. We may have our problems but we all have stuff goin on that we all can be thankfull for on our trip through this crazy thing we call life.
Rite now I am thankfull for my day off with pay today and my case of beer that I got and football an turkey today. I have been out of prison for 10 whole years now an Im very thankfull for that!!
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> Going to my brothers family house. Happy
> Thanksgiving. Hope you all digest everything okay.
Diced, I hopes you has a wonderfull thanksgiving and that goes for all the regulars here as well. We may have our problems but we all have stuff goin on that we all can be thankfull for on our trip through this crazy thing we call life.
Rite now I am thankfull for my day off with pay today and my case of beer that I got and football an turkey today. I have been out of prison for 10 whole years now an Im very thankfull for that!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 24, 2016 08:52AM
Happy Thanksgiving Diced and Red Onion!
Indeed despite our bowels failing like a father in Harlem, we have much to celebrate. Praying all of our starfishes survive the brown deluge.
Indeed despite our bowels failing like a father in Harlem, we have much to celebrate. Praying all of our starfishes survive the brown deluge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 24, 2016 10:15AM
Happy thanksgiving guys!
Today I pray the brown does not let us down. Mrs Dive and I are cooking a little 9 pound turkey with stuffing and salad. Just one of our kids is coming over today but we are going to Fairfax on Saturday to visit the other one.
Hey brown, if not a community cable show how about a brown youtube channel? I know it's a lot to ask as you are already so involved in public service but I would love to see it and I would promote it down here at JMU.
Today I pray the brown does not let us down. Mrs Dive and I are cooking a little 9 pound turkey with stuffing and salad. Just one of our kids is coming over today but we are going to Fairfax on Saturday to visit the other one.
Hey brown, if not a community cable show how about a brown youtube channel? I know it's a lot to ask as you are already so involved in public service but I would love to see it and I would promote it down here at JMU.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 24, 2016 03:42PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Happy thanksgiving guys!
>
> Today I pray the brown does not let us down. Mrs
> Dive and I are cooking a little 9 pound turkey
> with stuffing and salad. Just one of our kids is
> coming over today but we are going to Fairfax on
> Saturday to visit the other one.
>
> Hey brown, if not a community cable show how about
> a brown youtube channel? I know it's a lot to ask
> as you are already so involved in public service
> but I would love to see it and I would promote it
> down here at JMU.
Long time Dive! Happy Thanksgiving to your whole family. That sounds like a nice spread.
Hoping your bowels survive. Is Youtube the video program my rugrats like? Still waiting to hear back from channel 8.
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> Happy thanksgiving guys!
>
> Today I pray the brown does not let us down. Mrs
> Dive and I are cooking a little 9 pound turkey
> with stuffing and salad. Just one of our kids is
> coming over today but we are going to Fairfax on
> Saturday to visit the other one.
>
> Hey brown, if not a community cable show how about
> a brown youtube channel? I know it's a lot to ask
> as you are already so involved in public service
> but I would love to see it and I would promote it
> down here at JMU.
Long time Dive! Happy Thanksgiving to your whole family. That sounds like a nice spread.
Hoping your bowels survive. Is Youtube the video program my rugrats like? Still waiting to hear back from channel 8.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
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Date: November 24, 2016 03:55PM
Just wanted to say happy turkey day one more time. I im FuCkEd up! Just drank like 14 beers, probablie bee passed out before half time in the skin game.
GO SHKINNS HTTR!
!
GO SHKINNS HTTR!
!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 24, 2016 08:03PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Just wanted to say happy turkey day one more time.
> I im FuCkEd up! Just drank like 14 beers,
> probablie bee passed out before half time in the
> skin game.
>
> GO SHKINNS HTTR!
>
> !
Unfortunately the Redskins looked like my rectum.
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> Just wanted to say happy turkey day one more time.
> I im FuCkEd up! Just drank like 14 beers,
> probablie bee passed out before half time in the
> skin game.
>
> GO SHKINNS HTTR!
>
> !
Unfortunately the Redskins looked like my rectum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 24, 2016 09:23PM
Just read on the internet on CNN, that tomorrow is the busiest day for plumbers.
Roto Rooters internet site confirms this.
I have no doubt I'll be paying the wetback to unclog the groan throne tomorrow .
Roto Rooters internet site confirms this.
I have no doubt I'll be paying the wetback to unclog the groan throne tomorrow .
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Turkey shit
()
Date: November 24, 2016 09:26PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Just read on the internet on CNN, that tomorrow is
> the busiest day for plumbers.
>
> Roto Rooters internet site confirms this.
>
> I have no doubt I'll be paying the wetback to
> unclog the groan throne tomorrow .
Attachments:
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> Just read on the internet on CNN, that tomorrow is
> the busiest day for plumbers.
>
> Roto Rooters internet site confirms this.
>
> I have no doubt I'll be paying the wetback to
> unclog the groan throne tomorrow .
Attachments:
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 24, 2016 09:30PM
That photograph pretty much sums it up.
The squash turkey and mashed potatoes are a potent mix. It might be time to summon in the midwives.
The squash turkey and mashed potatoes are a potent mix. It might be time to summon in the midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 25, 2016 07:23AM
Sorry about the drunk posting last nigh guys. I am at work and not feeling good in my head or in my bowels. Got to go change a serpentine belt on a old ford work van now damnit!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 25, 2016 07:57AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Sorry about the drunk posting last nigh guys. I am
> at work and not feeling good in my head or in my
> bowels. Got to go change a serpentine belt on a
> old ford work van now damnit!
It's ok Red Onion. Is it really a serpentine belt or what's left of your starfish?
Recovering here as well as the plumber is on the way. Birthed a 18 lb Butterball, brown and smells awful. Paint peeling, no cigars or congratulations cards.
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> Sorry about the drunk posting last nigh guys. I am
> at work and not feeling good in my head or in my
> bowels. Got to go change a serpentine belt on a
> old ford work van now damnit!
It's ok Red Onion. Is it really a serpentine belt or what's left of your starfish?
Recovering here as well as the plumber is on the way. Birthed a 18 lb Butterball, brown and smells awful. Paint peeling, no cigars or congratulations cards.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: November 25, 2016 03:11PM
A mess after Thanksgiving. It doesn't matter what I eat. it's frustrating!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: November 25, 2016 03:50PM
Why procrastinate and keep living in misery? Make an appointment with a board certified GI for relief!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 25, 2016 04:47PM
We have been busy as hell at jiffy lube up to right now. I had to blow a hideious cheap beer and turkey infused liquid shit in the bathroom earlier. It actually caused the customers in the waiting room to escape to the fresh air of the parking lot. My butt feelz like it has suffered a bullet wound and I got the blood stain in my fruit of the looms to prove it. Someone just pulled a f350 deisel into the shop so I guess itz back to work for me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 25, 2016 09:15PM
Brown and red. So truly sorry you guys have to experience similar shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2016 05:26AM
Finally Fidel has been expelled from my colon, and I feel ready for a productive day.
A good Saturday to run over a few illegals, and to then give a few brown stinky coins to some undocumented wetbacks for cleaning the hood.
In a good mood with bowels cleaned.
A good Saturday to run over a few illegals, and to then give a few brown stinky coins to some undocumented wetbacks for cleaning the hood.
In a good mood with bowels cleaned.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 26, 2016 06:10AM
I suppose my digestive system is honoring Castro. This mornings bowel movement felt as if I was excreting Cuba.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 26, 2016 06:30AM
Gots ta work again today but at least my system iz cleaned out and soaking my fish for an hour in the tub last night with bath salts helped. This crazy job I have at Jiffy lube never lets up, they still wants me to work 6 days a week 9 or 10 hours a day. They say slower times are comming and they will start being clozed on Mondays. I cant complain though as my savings account is growing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2016 06:48AM
BEH Wrote:
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> I suppose my digestive system is honoring Castro.
> This mornings bowel movement felt as if I was
> excreting Cuba.
My hope is you got rid of some of the savages, or maybe some undocumented Haitians residing there.
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> I suppose my digestive system is honoring Castro.
> This mornings bowel movement felt as if I was
> excreting Cuba.
My hope is you got rid of some of the savages, or maybe some undocumented Haitians residing there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2016 06:49AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Gots ta work again today but at least my system iz
> cleaned out and soaking my fish for an hour in the
> tub last night with bath salts helped. This crazy
> job I have at Jiffy lube never lets up, they still
> wants me to work 6 days a week 9 or 10 hours a
> day. They say slower times are comming and they
> will start being clozed on Mondays. I cant
> complain though as my savings account is growing.
Glad the bath salts helped your fish a bit. Thanksgiving is brutal on our bowels. Congrats on your positive outlook. You are a hero to your brothers in bowel.
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> Gots ta work again today but at least my system iz
> cleaned out and soaking my fish for an hour in the
> tub last night with bath salts helped. This crazy
> job I have at Jiffy lube never lets up, they still
> wants me to work 6 days a week 9 or 10 hours a
> day. They say slower times are comming and they
> will start being clozed on Mondays. I cant
> complain though as my savings account is growing.
Glad the bath salts helped your fish a bit. Thanksgiving is brutal on our bowels. Congrats on your positive outlook. You are a hero to your brothers in bowel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
clogged thousands
()
Date: November 26, 2016 10:23AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Just read on the internet on CNN, that tomorrow is
> the busiest day for plumbers.
>
> Roto Rooters internet site confirms this.
>
> I have no doubt I'll be paying the wetback to
> unclog the groan throne tomorrow .
Perhaps if you were not afflicted by a rather depraved fetish you would realize its sinks not toilets that are causing the calls. Potato skins in particular have clogged thousands of drains in the last 48 hours. People think pipes can pass 5 pounds of potato skins, carrot skins, stuffing, turkey etc. - the cannot.
95% of all toilet clogs occur in the internal trap by design. Clogs in the sanitary T, closet bend or waste stack are much more rare.
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> Just read on the internet on CNN, that tomorrow is
> the busiest day for plumbers.
>
> Roto Rooters internet site confirms this.
>
> I have no doubt I'll be paying the wetback to
> unclog the groan throne tomorrow .
Perhaps if you were not afflicted by a rather depraved fetish you would realize its sinks not toilets that are causing the calls. Potato skins in particular have clogged thousands of drains in the last 48 hours. People think pipes can pass 5 pounds of potato skins, carrot skins, stuffing, turkey etc. - the cannot.
95% of all toilet clogs occur in the internal trap by design. Clogs in the sanitary T, closet bend or waste stack are much more rare.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 26, 2016 12:26PM
That Turkey and stuffing did me in. I'm staying home while Mrs Dive goes to visit our son on her own. If I feel better by tomorrow I'll head up there for the day. For now it's going to be me and my illegal Canadian groan throne spending quality time together. At least there is a free premium channel preview on direc tv through tomorrow.
My bowels were doing so well for so long that I was starting to feel like a normal person that was free to eat whatever he wanted. My bowels have reminded me that it is not the case.
I think it was the stuffing loaded with real butter, celery and yellow onions that really did me in, it was so good that I had the leftovers yesterday afternoon with turkey and gravy. I pushed it way too far.
My bowels were doing so well for so long that I was starting to feel like a normal person that was free to eat whatever he wanted. My bowels have reminded me that it is not the case.
I think it was the stuffing loaded with real butter, celery and yellow onions that really did me in, it was so good that I had the leftovers yesterday afternoon with turkey and gravy. I pushed it way too far.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 26, 2016 02:38PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> That Turkey and stuffing did me in. I'm staying
> home while Mrs Dive goes to visit our son on her
> own. If I feel better by tomorrow I'll head up
> there for the day. For now it's going to be me and
> my illegal Canadian groan throne spending quality
> time together. At least there is a free premium
> channel preview on direc tv through tomorrow.
> My bowels were doing so well for so long that I
> was starting to feel like a normal person that was
> free to eat whatever he wanted. My bowels have
> reminded me that it is not the case.
>
> I think it was the stuffing loaded with real
> butter, celery and yellow onions that really did
> me in, it was so good that I had the leftovers
> yesterday afternoon with turkey and gravy. I
> pushed it way too far.
You have a TV in your bathroom? Nice.
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> That Turkey and stuffing did me in. I'm staying
> home while Mrs Dive goes to visit our son on her
> own. If I feel better by tomorrow I'll head up
> there for the day. For now it's going to be me and
> my illegal Canadian groan throne spending quality
> time together. At least there is a free premium
> channel preview on direc tv through tomorrow.
> My bowels were doing so well for so long that I
> was starting to feel like a normal person that was
> free to eat whatever he wanted. My bowels have
> reminded me that it is not the case.
>
> I think it was the stuffing loaded with real
> butter, celery and yellow onions that really did
> me in, it was so good that I had the leftovers
> yesterday afternoon with turkey and gravy. I
> pushed it way too far.
You have a TV in your bathroom? Nice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: November 26, 2016 03:14PM
Belated Happy Thanksgiving to all the BiBs!
Certainly overate myself, but got rid of all of it yesterday morning. Must have dumped a couple of pounds into the bowl. I'd call it a 4.5 #2 on the scale (for accuracy).
Enjoy your weekends, BiBs!
Certainly overate myself, but got rid of all of it yesterday morning. Must have dumped a couple of pounds into the bowl. I'd call it a 4.5 #2 on the scale (for accuracy).
Enjoy your weekends, BiBs!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2016 04:52PM
clogged thousands Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just read on the internet on CNN, that tomorrow
> is
> > the busiest day for plumbers.
> >
> > Roto Rooters internet site confirms this.
> >
> > I have no doubt I'll be paying the wetback to
> > unclog the groan throne tomorrow .
>
>
> Perhaps if you were not afflicted by a rather
> depraved fetish you would realize its sinks not
> toilets that are causing the calls. Potato skins
> in particular have clogged thousands of drains in
> the last 48 hours. People think pipes can pass 5
> pounds of potato skins, carrot skins, stuffing,
> turkey etc. - the cannot.
>
> 95% of all toilet clogs occur in the internal trap
> by design. Clogs in the sanitary T, closet bend
> or waste stack are much more rare.
This isn't a fetish, this is our bowels. Want to walk a mile in our brown shoes?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just read on the internet on CNN, that tomorrow
> is
> > the busiest day for plumbers.
> >
> > Roto Rooters internet site confirms this.
> >
> > I have no doubt I'll be paying the wetback to
> > unclog the groan throne tomorrow .
>
>
> Perhaps if you were not afflicted by a rather
> depraved fetish you would realize its sinks not
> toilets that are causing the calls. Potato skins
> in particular have clogged thousands of drains in
> the last 48 hours. People think pipes can pass 5
> pounds of potato skins, carrot skins, stuffing,
> turkey etc. - the cannot.
>
> 95% of all toilet clogs occur in the internal trap
> by design. Clogs in the sanitary T, closet bend
> or waste stack are much more rare.
This isn't a fetish, this is our bowels. Want to walk a mile in our brown shoes?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2016 04:56PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> That Turkey and stuffing did me in. I'm staying
> home while Mrs Dive goes to visit our son on her
> own. If I feel better by tomorrow I'll head up
> there for the day. For now it's going to be me and
> my illegal Canadian groan throne spending quality
> time together. At least there is a free premium
> channel preview on direc tv through tomorrow.
> My bowels were doing so well for so long that I
> was starting to feel like a normal person that was
> free to eat whatever he wanted. My bowels have
> reminded me that it is not the case.
>
> I think it was the stuffing loaded with real
> butter, celery and yellow onions that really did
> me in, it was so good that I had the leftovers
> yesterday afternoon with turkey and gravy. I
> pushed it way too far.
Oh that dive yep, you mix those ingredients and voila a Butterball turkey pops out your rectum.
Hoping your bowels get back to at least producing less pain soon.
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> That Turkey and stuffing did me in. I'm staying
> home while Mrs Dive goes to visit our son on her
> own. If I feel better by tomorrow I'll head up
> there for the day. For now it's going to be me and
> my illegal Canadian groan throne spending quality
> time together. At least there is a free premium
> channel preview on direc tv through tomorrow.
> My bowels were doing so well for so long that I
> was starting to feel like a normal person that was
> free to eat whatever he wanted. My bowels have
> reminded me that it is not the case.
>
> I think it was the stuffing loaded with real
> butter, celery and yellow onions that really did
> me in, it was so good that I had the leftovers
> yesterday afternoon with turkey and gravy. I
> pushed it way too far.
Oh that dive yep, you mix those ingredients and voila a Butterball turkey pops out your rectum.
Hoping your bowels get back to at least producing less pain soon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2016 05:00PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Belated Happy Thanksgiving to all the BiBs!
>
> Certainly overate myself, but got rid of all of it
> yesterday morning. Must have dumped a couple of
> pounds into the bowl. I'd call it a 4.5 #2 on the
> scale (for accuracy).
>
> Enjoy your weekends, BiBs!
Happy Thanksgiving too deadly and glad your bowels are a pristine cranking machine.
Today has been awful. After a splendid Saturday running over wetbacks, I felt my belly rumble. It was strange.
Upon arriving home I crapped my drawers. My pants and socks have shit all over them. I dropped more of what Mr. Splatter does on the groan throne.
It wasn't pleasant, but on a plus note easier on the fish.
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> Belated Happy Thanksgiving to all the BiBs!
>
> Certainly overate myself, but got rid of all of it
> yesterday morning. Must have dumped a couple of
> pounds into the bowl. I'd call it a 4.5 #2 on the
> scale (for accuracy).
>
> Enjoy your weekends, BiBs!
Happy Thanksgiving too deadly and glad your bowels are a pristine cranking machine.
Today has been awful. After a splendid Saturday running over wetbacks, I felt my belly rumble. It was strange.
Upon arriving home I crapped my drawers. My pants and socks have shit all over them. I dropped more of what Mr. Splatter does on the groan throne.
It wasn't pleasant, but on a plus note easier on the fish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 26, 2016 07:41PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That Turkey and stuffing did me in. I'm staying
> > home while Mrs Dive goes to visit our son on
> her
> > own. If I feel better by tomorrow I'll head up
> > there for the day. For now it's going to be me
> and
> > my illegal Canadian groan throne spending
> quality
> > time together. At least there is a free premium
> > channel preview on direc tv through tomorrow.
> > My bowels were doing so well for so long that I
> > was starting to feel like a normal person that
> was
> > free to eat whatever he wanted. My bowels have
> > reminded me that it is not the case.
> >
> > I think it was the stuffing loaded with real
> > butter, celery and yellow onions that really
> did
> > me in, it was so good that I had the leftovers
> > yesterday afternoon with turkey and gravy. I
> > pushed it way too far.
>
> Oh that dive yep, you mix those ingredients and
> voila a Butterball turkey pops out your rectum.
>
> Hoping your bowels get back to at least producing
> less pain soon.
Thanks brown, I feel even worse now but I went to the doc in the box earlier and got checked out. They are treating me for dehydration. They want me to see a "Specialist" LoL! That just made me think of worthless old anon doc!
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That Turkey and stuffing did me in. I'm staying
> > home while Mrs Dive goes to visit our son on
> her
> > own. If I feel better by tomorrow I'll head up
> > there for the day. For now it's going to be me
> and
> > my illegal Canadian groan throne spending
> quality
> > time together. At least there is a free premium
> > channel preview on direc tv through tomorrow.
> > My bowels were doing so well for so long that I
> > was starting to feel like a normal person that
> was
> > free to eat whatever he wanted. My bowels have
> > reminded me that it is not the case.
> >
> > I think it was the stuffing loaded with real
> > butter, celery and yellow onions that really
> did
> > me in, it was so good that I had the leftovers
> > yesterday afternoon with turkey and gravy. I
> > pushed it way too far.
>
> Oh that dive yep, you mix those ingredients and
> voila a Butterball turkey pops out your rectum.
>
> Hoping your bowels get back to at least producing
> less pain soon.
Thanks brown, I feel even worse now but I went to the doc in the box earlier and got checked out. They are treating me for dehydration. They want me to see a "Specialist" LoL! That just made me think of worthless old anon doc!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2016 10:08PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That Turkey and stuffing did me in. I'm
> staying
> > > home while Mrs Dive goes to visit our son on
> > her
> > > own. If I feel better by tomorrow I'll head
> up
> > > there for the day. For now it's going to be
> me
> > and
> > > my illegal Canadian groan throne spending
> > quality
> > > time together. At least there is a free
> premium
> > > channel preview on direc tv through tomorrow.
> > > My bowels were doing so well for so long that
> I
> > > was starting to feel like a normal person
> that
> > was
> > > free to eat whatever he wanted. My bowels
> have
> > > reminded me that it is not the case.
> > >
> > > I think it was the stuffing loaded with real
> > > butter, celery and yellow onions that really
> > did
> > > me in, it was so good that I had the
> leftovers
> > > yesterday afternoon with turkey and gravy. I
> > > pushed it way too far.
> >
> > Oh that dive yep, you mix those ingredients and
> > voila a Butterball turkey pops out your rectum.
> >
> > Hoping your bowels get back to at least
> producing
> > less pain soon.
>
>
> Thanks brown, I feel even worse now but I went to
> the doc in the box earlier and got checked out.
> They are treating me for dehydration. They want me
> to see a "Specialist" LoL! That just made me think
> of worthless old anon doc!
Hope you feel better. And yes the "specialist " like him with a Roto Rooter pen and thick Kielbasa fingers.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That Turkey and stuffing did me in. I'm
> staying
> > > home while Mrs Dive goes to visit our son on
> > her
> > > own. If I feel better by tomorrow I'll head
> up
> > > there for the day. For now it's going to be
> me
> > and
> > > my illegal Canadian groan throne spending
> > quality
> > > time together. At least there is a free
> premium
> > > channel preview on direc tv through tomorrow.
> > > My bowels were doing so well for so long that
> I
> > > was starting to feel like a normal person
> that
> > was
> > > free to eat whatever he wanted. My bowels
> have
> > > reminded me that it is not the case.
> > >
> > > I think it was the stuffing loaded with real
> > > butter, celery and yellow onions that really
> > did
> > > me in, it was so good that I had the
> leftovers
> > > yesterday afternoon with turkey and gravy. I
> > > pushed it way too far.
> >
> > Oh that dive yep, you mix those ingredients and
> > voila a Butterball turkey pops out your rectum.
> >
> > Hoping your bowels get back to at least
> producing
> > less pain soon.
>
>
> Thanks brown, I feel even worse now but I went to
> the doc in the box earlier and got checked out.
> They are treating me for dehydration. They want me
> to see a "Specialist" LoL! That just made me think
> of worthless old anon doc!
Hope you feel better. And yes the "specialist " like him with a Roto Rooter pen and thick Kielbasa fingers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 27, 2016 05:02AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy has a big problem that is not related to bowels. 5am guy has a woman who is crazy after him. 5am guy went on 3 dates with this girl and yes 5am guy had sex with her twice but now she wants to move to northern virginia and move in with 5am guy! Even 5am guy can see that is too much too soon.
This girl has grown up in the greater Paint Bank Virginia area and has never been more than 100 miles from Paint Bank in all her 29 years! 5am guy thinks that this girl is desperate to get out of southwest Virginia and away from her career as a cashier at the stop n go quick mart. 5am guy is at a motel not far from paint bank now and supposed to stay another night but 5am guy is thinking about blowing town now and heading to a verizon store to change his phone number!
This girl has grown up in the greater Paint Bank Virginia area and has never been more than 100 miles from Paint Bank in all her 29 years! 5am guy thinks that this girl is desperate to get out of southwest Virginia and away from her career as a cashier at the stop n go quick mart. 5am guy is at a motel not far from paint bank now and supposed to stay another night but 5am guy is thinking about blowing town now and heading to a verizon store to change his phone number!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2016 07:26AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> has a big problem that is not related to bowels.
> 5am guy has a woman who is crazy after him. 5am
> guy went on 3 dates with this girl and yes 5am guy
> had sex with her twice but now she wants to move
> to northern virginia and move in with 5am guy!
> Even 5am guy can see that is too much too soon.
> This girl has grown up in the greater Paint Bank
> Virginia area and has never been more than 100
> miles from Paint Bank in all her 29 years! 5am guy
> thinks that this girl is desperate to get out of
> southwest Virginia and away from her career as a
> cashier at the stop n go quick mart. 5am guy is at
> a motel not far from paint bank now and supposed
> to stay another night but 5am guy is thinking
> about blowing town now and heading to a verizon
> store to change his phone number!
She's a bit of a fast mover 5 am. I believe you are correct. Hope you can get laid a few more times, but get that number changed.
Does she also like whale music, and is she ok with the bowel problems. Us guys in brown sometimes have to pick a bowel friendly bowel buddy girlfriend.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> has a big problem that is not related to bowels.
> 5am guy has a woman who is crazy after him. 5am
> guy went on 3 dates with this girl and yes 5am guy
> had sex with her twice but now she wants to move
> to northern virginia and move in with 5am guy!
> Even 5am guy can see that is too much too soon.
> This girl has grown up in the greater Paint Bank
> Virginia area and has never been more than 100
> miles from Paint Bank in all her 29 years! 5am guy
> thinks that this girl is desperate to get out of
> southwest Virginia and away from her career as a
> cashier at the stop n go quick mart. 5am guy is at
> a motel not far from paint bank now and supposed
> to stay another night but 5am guy is thinking
> about blowing town now and heading to a verizon
> store to change his phone number!
She's a bit of a fast mover 5 am. I believe you are correct. Hope you can get laid a few more times, but get that number changed.
Does she also like whale music, and is she ok with the bowel problems. Us guys in brown sometimes have to pick a bowel friendly bowel buddy girlfriend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 27, 2016 08:02AM
5am guy if you read this, run jus as fast as you can. I had a girl for a pen pal when I was in prison, she waited for me outside the release center when I got out and I was very happy to have some female company for a change. She stalked me and waited outside the halfway house I was stayin in every morning I hads to be careful to not violate my parole and she threatened to claim that I hit her when I tried to break up with her. I had to get a restraining order against her and move away and change my number. Some womens are jus plain crazzzy!
Got the day off today but no beer or fatty food for me today, jus football.
Got the day off today but no beer or fatty food for me today, jus football.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
out of the Baymont Inn
()
Date: November 27, 2016 11:09AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy if you read this, run jus as fast as you
> can. I had a girl for a pen pal when I was in
> prison, she waited for me outside the release
> center when I got out and I was very happy to have
> some female company for a change. She stalked me
> and waited outside the halfway house I was stayin
> in every morning I hads to be careful to not
> violate my parole and she threatened to claim that
> I hit her when I tried to break up with her. I had
> to get a restraining order against her and move
> away and change my number. Some womens are jus
> plain crazzzy!
>
> Got the day off today but no beer or fatty food
> for me today, jus football.
Check out of the Baymont Inn Today and go home. Go full Jesus when you get back. Tell her you are devoting your life to Him and wouldnt even consider marriage or sex for at least 5 years. Get brochures from as many Seminaries as possible and make sure she sees them next time she visits (and she will visit). Refuse to watch any programs that promote sinful things. You have got to shake this crazy before she puts you back in jail. Also tell your parole agent about her threats immediately - you need to go on record.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy if you read this, run jus as fast as you
> can. I had a girl for a pen pal when I was in
> prison, she waited for me outside the release
> center when I got out and I was very happy to have
> some female company for a change. She stalked me
> and waited outside the halfway house I was stayin
> in every morning I hads to be careful to not
> violate my parole and she threatened to claim that
> I hit her when I tried to break up with her. I had
> to get a restraining order against her and move
> away and change my number. Some womens are jus
> plain crazzzy!
>
> Got the day off today but no beer or fatty food
> for me today, jus football.
Check out of the Baymont Inn Today and go home. Go full Jesus when you get back. Tell her you are devoting your life to Him and wouldnt even consider marriage or sex for at least 5 years. Get brochures from as many Seminaries as possible and make sure she sees them next time she visits (and she will visit). Refuse to watch any programs that promote sinful things. You have got to shake this crazy before she puts you back in jail. Also tell your parole agent about her threats immediately - you need to go on record.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2016 11:23AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> 5am guy if you read this, run jus as fast as you
> can. I had a girl for a pen pal when I was in
> prison, she waited for me outside the release
> center when I got out and I was very happy to have
> some female company for a change. She stalked me
> and waited outside the halfway house I was stayin
> in every morning I hads to be careful to not
> violate my parole and she threatened to claim that
> I hit her when I tried to break up with her. I had
> to get a restraining order against her and move
> away and change my number. Some womens are jus
> plain crazzzy!
>
> Got the day off today but no beer or fatty food
> for me today, jus football.
Hopefully you catch some good games and don't produce official NFL ball sized shits. After yesterday's wet sloppy mess, I think my bowels are going to go back to regular midsize SUV programming.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy if you read this, run jus as fast as you
> can. I had a girl for a pen pal when I was in
> prison, she waited for me outside the release
> center when I got out and I was very happy to have
> some female company for a change. She stalked me
> and waited outside the halfway house I was stayin
> in every morning I hads to be careful to not
> violate my parole and she threatened to claim that
> I hit her when I tried to break up with her. I had
> to get a restraining order against her and move
> away and change my number. Some womens are jus
> plain crazzzy!
>
> Got the day off today but no beer or fatty food
> for me today, jus football.
Hopefully you catch some good games and don't produce official NFL ball sized shits. After yesterday's wet sloppy mess, I think my bowels are going to go back to regular midsize SUV programming.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 27, 2016 12:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -
> >
> > Got the day off today but no beer or fatty food
> > for me today, jus football.
>
>
> Hopefully you catch some good games and don't
> produce official NFL ball sized shits. After
> yesterday's wet sloppy mess, I think my bowels are
> going to go back to regular midsize SUV
> programming.
Happy ta hear that yer bowlez are a-doin better brown. We have some turkey soup simmerin on the stove, we put rice an mixed vegatables in it and are going to have ritz crackers with it. I am thinkin thats a bowel friendly choice dont you?
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -
> >
> > Got the day off today but no beer or fatty food
> > for me today, jus football.
>
>
> Hopefully you catch some good games and don't
> produce official NFL ball sized shits. After
> yesterday's wet sloppy mess, I think my bowels are
> going to go back to regular midsize SUV
> programming.
Happy ta hear that yer bowlez are a-doin better brown. We have some turkey soup simmerin on the stove, we put rice an mixed vegatables in it and are going to have ritz crackers with it. I am thinkin thats a bowel friendly choice dont you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fissures on fire
()
Date: November 27, 2016 01:01PM
I'm in agony. Shitting out nothing but what looks like dirty dish water, I wiped my sphincter so much it's bleeding. Recovery time of more than 10 minutes after each dump. Even the baby wipes don't help. What can I do?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 27, 2016 01:07PM
Fissures on fire Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm in agony. Shitting out nothing but what looks
> like dirty dish water, I wiped my sphincter so
> much it's bleeding. Recovery time of more than 10
> minutes after each dump. Even the baby wipes
> don't help. What can I do?
I think you should go to the emergency room now. If you don't have a ride you should call an ambulance to take you.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm in agony. Shitting out nothing but what looks
> like dirty dish water, I wiped my sphincter so
> much it's bleeding. Recovery time of more than 10
> minutes after each dump. Even the baby wipes
> don't help. What can I do?
I think you should go to the emergency room now. If you don't have a ride you should call an ambulance to take you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 27, 2016 02:52PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fissures on fire Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm in agony. Shitting out nothing but what
> looks
> > like dirty dish water, I wiped my sphincter so
> > much it's bleeding. Recovery time of more than
> 10
> > minutes after each dump. Even the baby wipes
> > don't help. What can I do?
>
> I think you should go to the emergency room now.
> If you don't have a ride you should call an
> ambulance to take you.
You must be new to severe bowel problems. As they go, this one is par for the course as far as the chronic diarrhea sufferers around here.
Also this is not a life threatening event. One must take care to rehydrate, but not dangerous beyond that.
The squirts will stop, just eat bland the next day, have some yogurt or buttermilk, and yes, keep hydrated.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fissures on fire Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm in agony. Shitting out nothing but what
> looks
> > like dirty dish water, I wiped my sphincter so
> > much it's bleeding. Recovery time of more than
> 10
> > minutes after each dump. Even the baby wipes
> > don't help. What can I do?
>
> I think you should go to the emergency room now.
> If you don't have a ride you should call an
> ambulance to take you.
You must be new to severe bowel problems. As they go, this one is par for the course as far as the chronic diarrhea sufferers around here.
Also this is not a life threatening event. One must take care to rehydrate, but not dangerous beyond that.
The squirts will stop, just eat bland the next day, have some yogurt or buttermilk, and yes, keep hydrated.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fissures on fire
()
Date: November 27, 2016 03:22PM
BEH Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You must be new to severe bowel problems. As they
> go, this one is par for the course as far as the
> chronic diarrhea sufferers around here.
>
> Also this is not a life threatening event. One
> must take care to rehydrate, but not dangerous
> beyond that.
>
> The squirts will stop, just eat bland the next
> day, have some yogurt or buttermilk, and yes, keep
> hydrated.
Yogurt and hydrate? Got it. thanks. The internet saves another life!
-------------------------------------------------------
> You must be new to severe bowel problems. As they
> go, this one is par for the course as far as the
> chronic diarrhea sufferers around here.
>
> Also this is not a life threatening event. One
> must take care to rehydrate, but not dangerous
> beyond that.
>
> The squirts will stop, just eat bland the next
> day, have some yogurt or buttermilk, and yes, keep
> hydrated.
Yogurt and hydrate? Got it. thanks. The internet saves another life!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2016 08:58PM
I agree with BEHs sage advice.
While certainly uncomfortable, midwives aren't needed but definitely time to tighten that shit up.
While certainly uncomfortable, midwives aren't needed but definitely time to tighten that shit up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2016 07:45AM
I think there was some Cubans riding floats and 57 Chevys out of my starfish this morning. Might need a blood transfusion as that one hurt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: November 28, 2016 10:10AM
There's been some new developments at Pepperdine. I attended a conference, and a couple of new FDA approved trials for IBS will start in February. The sample group is large, and the treatments look promising.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The Northmans Friend
()
Date: November 28, 2016 11:55AM
Interesting as I've had IBS for years and am glad to see people talking about it. I think that's healthy as a sense of humor helps. It's good to know others face the same hardship. This made my day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: November 28, 2016 12:32PM
The DMV has the worst TP ever. I wish I could have conducted my business online.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 28, 2016 12:39PM
Really slow at work today. They are going to be closed on Mondays till Spring startin next Monday. I dropped a substantial load this morning right after showerin so I had ta get right back in the shower to clean the fish. That almost made me late fir work. Funny how a good dump in the morning can make you feel good all day. Having 7-11 fruit cup and salad fir lunch now an maybe that will keeps my bowels runnin rite. My 20 sumpthin year old co-workers are having baconaters and fries from wendies, thoze boys are like human garbage disposals lol!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 28, 2016 12:52PM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The DMV has the worst TP ever. I wish I could have
> conducted my business online.
Probably the same TP that state of Verginny gave us in prison. Kind ov gray in color and really scratchy. My Sister sent me 4 rolls of charmin one time and some azzhole stole 3 rolls out of my cell while I was workin, I never found out who did it but I was pissed off bad!
Its one thing to steal a car or hold up a bank, that kin be forgivin but stealin a mans Charmin is the lowest of the low and a man can get shanked for that on the inside.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The DMV has the worst TP ever. I wish I could have
> conducted my business online.
Probably the same TP that state of Verginny gave us in prison. Kind ov gray in color and really scratchy. My Sister sent me 4 rolls of charmin one time and some azzhole stole 3 rolls out of my cell while I was workin, I never found out who did it but I was pissed off bad!
Its one thing to steal a car or hold up a bank, that kin be forgivin but stealin a mans Charmin is the lowest of the low and a man can get shanked for that on the inside.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
liquefied onions
()
Date: November 28, 2016 12:52PM
I've been peeing out the butt for the past 2 days. I don't know if it's something I ate or some kind of bug I caught from a relative's baby that visited last week.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 28, 2016 02:03PM
liquefied onions Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I've been peeing out the butt for the past 2 days.
> I don't know if it's something I ate or some kind
> of bug I caught from a relative's baby that
> visited last week.
Babies are vile, disease ridden organisms, but not to worry. Hydration and Pro-Biotics will save your life.
Ironically, hundreds of thousands of third world people have died from diarrhea because there is no yogurt or fresh water available.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I've been peeing out the butt for the past 2 days.
> I don't know if it's something I ate or some kind
> of bug I caught from a relative's baby that
> visited last week.
Babies are vile, disease ridden organisms, but not to worry. Hydration and Pro-Biotics will save your life.
Ironically, hundreds of thousands of third world people have died from diarrhea because there is no yogurt or fresh water available.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
liquefied onions
()
Date: November 28, 2016 02:06PM
Yeah I think it must have been the kid. Fortunately apart from the liquid pouring from my anus I don't have many other symptoms but a vague feeling of malaise. I just took an Immodium and hope it works.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 28, 2016 02:14PM
Still, the sensitive anal skin can only take so much. When you have the squirts It burns, man, and you reach a point that wiping is too painful.
We've all been there, when you have to walk around with an ass napkin. Otherwise you'd have a brown Van Gogh in your shorts before long.
My condolences, may the bowel force be with you.
We've all been there, when you have to walk around with an ass napkin. Otherwise you'd have a brown Van Gogh in your shorts before long.
My condolences, may the bowel force be with you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: November 28, 2016 05:27PM
Fuck you BEH! Scat lover!!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 28, 2016 08:24PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I think there was some Cubans riding floats and 57
> Chevys out of my starfish this morning. Might need
> a blood transfusion as that one hurt.
How are you doin now Brown?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I think there was some Cubans riding floats and 57
> Chevys out of my starfish this morning. Might need
> a blood transfusion as that one hurt.
How are you doin now Brown?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Steeltoe Lóngdump
()
Date: November 28, 2016 11:59PM
Thought I'd share an underrepresented groan throne perspective.
I work on construction sites. Most of my number 2's take place in porta potties. I target the front side wall to avoid splash back. Have to put a little English on 'em. Always bring moist towelettes. Before dawn and after dusk I don a headlamp.
Porta potties in remote areas of sites are less frequently used but may also be less frequently serviced. If wind gusts exceed 25 mph ensure that the porta potty is properly staked down prior to use. If time allows, inspect for critters and insects in and around the porta potty prior to use. A passing glance into the abyss is recommended only insofar as it informs targeting or mission abort.
Use this information wisely.
I work on construction sites. Most of my number 2's take place in porta potties. I target the front side wall to avoid splash back. Have to put a little English on 'em. Always bring moist towelettes. Before dawn and after dusk I don a headlamp.
Porta potties in remote areas of sites are less frequently used but may also be less frequently serviced. If wind gusts exceed 25 mph ensure that the porta potty is properly staked down prior to use. If time allows, inspect for critters and insects in and around the porta potty prior to use. A passing glance into the abyss is recommended only insofar as it informs targeting or mission abort.
Use this information wisely.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 29, 2016 05:12AM
5 am guy here checking in. As you know, 5am guy was trying to make a clean getaway from Paint Bank girl. 5 am guy did decide hit it one more time, so 5 am guy met her at the motel. She somehow got wind of the 5 am guy plan. While in the heat of passion, she handcuffed 5 am guy to the bed. 5 am guy suddenly felt a giant cold, rubber object being rammed up 5 am guys asshole. It was the most painful thing 5 am guy ever felt. Paint Bank girl shouted something about 5 am guy getting fucked before she ever will. It was a 15" black rubber strap on and it seemed to last forever. 5am guy passed out from the pain. The house cleaning lady woke 5 am guy up several hours later. She sounded angry about the bloody sheets but 5 am guy doesnt speak Puerto Rican. Pain Bank girl was long gone and so was 5 am guys wallet. 5 am guy is back home now feeling hurt and violated. 5 am guy would consider doing it again though if it were a real black man instead of an angry woman with a strap on.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
km6yP
()
Date: November 29, 2016 08:57AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy here checking in. As you know, 5am guy
> was trying to make a clean getaway from Paint Bank
> girl. 5 am guy did decide hit it one more time, so
> 5 am guy met her at the motel. She somehow got
> wind of the 5 am guy plan. While in the heat of
> passion, she handcuffed 5 am guy to the bed. 5 am
> guy suddenly felt a giant cold, rubber object
> being rammed up 5 am guys asshole. It was the most
> painful thing 5 am guy ever felt. Paint Bank girl
> shouted something about 5 am guy getting fucked
> before she ever will. It was a 15" black rubber
> strap on and it seemed to last forever. 5am guy
> passed out from the pain. The house cleaning lady
> woke 5 am guy up several hours later. She sounded
> angry about the bloody sheets but 5 am guy doesnt
> speak Puerto Rican. Pain Bank girl was long gone
> and so was 5 am guys wallet. 5 am guy is back home
> now feeling hurt and violated. 5 am guy would
> consider doing it again though if it were a real
> black man instead of an angry woman with a strap
> on.
5am guy is gay scat fetishist just like the rest of the posters here. this thread is about anal sex and feces - thanks for confirming that. Also 5am guy is fake post from king fetishist Brown Onion.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy here checking in. As you know, 5am guy
> was trying to make a clean getaway from Paint Bank
> girl. 5 am guy did decide hit it one more time, so
> 5 am guy met her at the motel. She somehow got
> wind of the 5 am guy plan. While in the heat of
> passion, she handcuffed 5 am guy to the bed. 5 am
> guy suddenly felt a giant cold, rubber object
> being rammed up 5 am guys asshole. It was the most
> painful thing 5 am guy ever felt. Paint Bank girl
> shouted something about 5 am guy getting fucked
> before she ever will. It was a 15" black rubber
> strap on and it seemed to last forever. 5am guy
> passed out from the pain. The house cleaning lady
> woke 5 am guy up several hours later. She sounded
> angry about the bloody sheets but 5 am guy doesnt
> speak Puerto Rican. Pain Bank girl was long gone
> and so was 5 am guys wallet. 5 am guy is back home
> now feeling hurt and violated. 5 am guy would
> consider doing it again though if it were a real
> black man instead of an angry woman with a strap
> on.
5am guy is gay scat fetishist just like the rest of the posters here. this thread is about anal sex and feces - thanks for confirming that. Also 5am guy is fake post from king fetishist Brown Onion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 29, 2016 09:26AM
Going to try to write soon. Got a garage door starfish right now but wish my fellow brothers in bowel well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 29, 2016 10:05AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy here checking in. As you know, 5am guy
> was trying to make a clean getaway from Paint Bank
> girl. 5 am guy did decide hit it one more time, so
> 5 am guy met her at the motel. She somehow got
> wind of the 5 am guy plan. While in the heat of
> passion, she handcuffed 5 am guy to the bed. 5 am
> guy suddenly felt a giant cold, rubber object
> being rammed up 5 am guys asshole. It was the most
> painful thing 5 am guy ever felt. Paint Bank girl
> shouted something about 5 am guy getting fucked
> before she ever will. It was a 15" black rubber
> strap on and it seemed to last forever. 5am guy
> passed out from the pain. The house cleaning lady
> woke 5 am guy up several hours later. She sounded
> angry about the bloody sheets but 5 am guy doesnt
> speak Puerto Rican. Pain Bank girl was long gone
> and so was 5 am guys wallet. 5 am guy is back home
> now feeling hurt and violated. 5 am guy would
> consider doing it again though if it were a real
> black man instead of an angry woman with a strap
> on.
I thinks we all knows that is a fake 5am guy post but it did make me lol.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy here checking in. As you know, 5am guy
> was trying to make a clean getaway from Paint Bank
> girl. 5 am guy did decide hit it one more time, so
> 5 am guy met her at the motel. She somehow got
> wind of the 5 am guy plan. While in the heat of
> passion, she handcuffed 5 am guy to the bed. 5 am
> guy suddenly felt a giant cold, rubber object
> being rammed up 5 am guys asshole. It was the most
> painful thing 5 am guy ever felt. Paint Bank girl
> shouted something about 5 am guy getting fucked
> before she ever will. It was a 15" black rubber
> strap on and it seemed to last forever. 5am guy
> passed out from the pain. The house cleaning lady
> woke 5 am guy up several hours later. She sounded
> angry about the bloody sheets but 5 am guy doesnt
> speak Puerto Rican. Pain Bank girl was long gone
> and so was 5 am guys wallet. 5 am guy is back home
> now feeling hurt and violated. 5 am guy would
> consider doing it again though if it were a real
> black man instead of an angry woman with a strap
> on.
I thinks we all knows that is a fake 5am guy post but it did make me lol.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 29, 2016 01:29PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am guy here checking in. As you know, 5am guy
> > was trying to make a clean getaway from Paint
> Bank
> > girl. 5 am guy did decide hit it one more time,
> so
> > 5 am guy met her at the motel. She somehow got
> > wind of the 5 am guy plan. While in the heat of
> > passion, she handcuffed 5 am guy to the bed. 5
> am
> > guy suddenly felt a giant cold, rubber object
> > being rammed up 5 am guys asshole. It was the
> most
> > painful thing 5 am guy ever felt. Paint Bank
> girl
> > shouted something about 5 am guy getting fucked
> > before she ever will. It was a 15" black rubber
> > strap on and it seemed to last forever. 5am guy
> > passed out from the pain. The house cleaning
> lady
> > woke 5 am guy up several hours later. She
> sounded
> > angry about the bloody sheets but 5 am guy
> doesnt
> > speak Puerto Rican. Pain Bank girl was long
> gone
> > and so was 5 am guys wallet. 5 am guy is back
> home
> > now feeling hurt and violated. 5 am guy would
> > consider doing it again though if it were a
> real
> > black man instead of an angry woman with a
> strap
> > on.
>
> I thinks we all knows that is a fake 5am guy post
> but it did make me lol.
Agreed. For once one of the superior bowel people did something funny.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am guy here checking in. As you know, 5am guy
> > was trying to make a clean getaway from Paint
> Bank
> > girl. 5 am guy did decide hit it one more time,
> so
> > 5 am guy met her at the motel. She somehow got
> > wind of the 5 am guy plan. While in the heat of
> > passion, she handcuffed 5 am guy to the bed. 5
> am
> > guy suddenly felt a giant cold, rubber object
> > being rammed up 5 am guys asshole. It was the
> most
> > painful thing 5 am guy ever felt. Paint Bank
> girl
> > shouted something about 5 am guy getting fucked
> > before she ever will. It was a 15" black rubber
> > strap on and it seemed to last forever. 5am guy
> > passed out from the pain. The house cleaning
> lady
> > woke 5 am guy up several hours later. She
> sounded
> > angry about the bloody sheets but 5 am guy
> doesnt
> > speak Puerto Rican. Pain Bank girl was long
> gone
> > and so was 5 am guys wallet. 5 am guy is back
> home
> > now feeling hurt and violated. 5 am guy would
> > consider doing it again though if it were a
> real
> > black man instead of an angry woman with a
> strap
> > on.
>
> I thinks we all knows that is a fake 5am guy post
> but it did make me lol.
Agreed. For once one of the superior bowel people did something funny.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 30, 2016 09:26AM
The new guy at work jus quit so i is back on restroom cleaning duty. There waz som splatter in the lady room today, just disgustin!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 30, 2016 09:45AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> The new guy at work jus quit so i is back on
> restroom cleaning duty. There waz som splatter in
> the lady room today, just disgustin!
Oh man. I'm sorry Red Onion. Because of someone's bowels you are back in the bowels of work.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The new guy at work jus quit so i is back on
> restroom cleaning duty. There waz som splatter in
> the lady room today, just disgustin!
Oh man. I'm sorry Red Onion. Because of someone's bowels you are back in the bowels of work.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 30, 2016 12:19PM
The choice of Popeyes is going to hurt. The chicken tastes so good but the bacon and bean is going to be over the top.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: November 30, 2016 02:32PM
Hope you gents had a good turkey day!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 30, 2016 04:08PM
Thanksgiving dinner is now stopped in its tracks in my transverse colon, and losing moisture by the second. When the mass finally inches its way to the descending colon, sheer gravity will take over.
I made some bad food choices Thursday. My rectum is about to be sacrificed for the sake of some white meat and mashed potatoes.
Certainly not a walk in the park for my sigmoid and anus either.
Animals supposedly can anticipate impending disasters, and the dog is certainly apprehensive.
This is going to be a bad one, I fear.
I made some bad food choices Thursday. My rectum is about to be sacrificed for the sake of some white meat and mashed potatoes.
Certainly not a walk in the park for my sigmoid and anus either.
Animals supposedly can anticipate impending disasters, and the dog is certainly apprehensive.
This is going to be a bad one, I fear.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sPlaTterSthEclOwn
()
Date: November 30, 2016 08:03PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Thanksgiving dinner is now stopped in its tracks
> in my transverse colon, and losing moisture by the
> second. When the mass finally inches its way to
> the descending colon, sheer gravity will take
> over.
>
> I made some bad food choices Thursday. My rectum
> is about to be sacrificed for the sake of some
> white meat and mashed potatoes.
>
> Certainly not a walk in the park for my sigmoid
> and anus either.
>
> Animals supposedly can anticipate impending
> disasters, and the dog is certainly
> apprehensive.
>
> This is going to be a bad one, I fear.
Sorry to hear about the log jam, or should I say concrete filled log flume. I suggest you put some food out for Fido before you engage in evacuation - you may be in there quite a while. Recall they still use a rubber or plastic tube in most toilet hardware (in the tank area) this can be a lifesaver for your teeth if you need to bear-down and need something to bite down on.
Best of luck.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thanksgiving dinner is now stopped in its tracks
> in my transverse colon, and losing moisture by the
> second. When the mass finally inches its way to
> the descending colon, sheer gravity will take
> over.
>
> I made some bad food choices Thursday. My rectum
> is about to be sacrificed for the sake of some
> white meat and mashed potatoes.
>
> Certainly not a walk in the park for my sigmoid
> and anus either.
>
> Animals supposedly can anticipate impending
> disasters, and the dog is certainly
> apprehensive.
>
> This is going to be a bad one, I fear.
Sorry to hear about the log jam, or should I say concrete filled log flume. I suggest you put some food out for Fido before you engage in evacuation - you may be in there quite a while. Recall they still use a rubber or plastic tube in most toilet hardware (in the tank area) this can be a lifesaver for your teeth if you need to bear-down and need something to bite down on.
Best of luck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 30, 2016 08:06PM
BEH Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thanksgiving dinner is now stopped in its tracks
> in my transverse colon, and losing moisture by the
> second. When the mass finally inches its way to
> the descending colon, sheer gravity will take
> over.
>
> I made some bad food choices Thursday. My rectum
> is about to be sacrificed for the sake of some
> white meat and mashed potatoes.
>
> Certainly not a walk in the park for my sigmoid
> and anus either.
>
> Animals supposedly can anticipate impending
> disasters, and the dog is certainly
> apprehensive.
>
> This is going to be a bad one, I fear.
Mister BEH I shore do hope that you re-cover from this. Even though we got bad bowels we can still have a good time every now & then. Sometimes you just gotta have a good time no matter what. Drink lots of water and hold on tight!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thanksgiving dinner is now stopped in its tracks
> in my transverse colon, and losing moisture by the
> second. When the mass finally inches its way to
> the descending colon, sheer gravity will take
> over.
>
> I made some bad food choices Thursday. My rectum
> is about to be sacrificed for the sake of some
> white meat and mashed potatoes.
>
> Certainly not a walk in the park for my sigmoid
> and anus either.
>
> Animals supposedly can anticipate impending
> disasters, and the dog is certainly
> apprehensive.
>
> This is going to be a bad one, I fear.
Mister BEH I shore do hope that you re-cover from this. Even though we got bad bowels we can still have a good time every now & then. Sometimes you just gotta have a good time no matter what. Drink lots of water and hold on tight!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2016 06:10AM
BEH that sounds like a painful extraction from Nam. Is your starfish still attached?
Red Onion brings up a good point. We should be able to enjoy every once in awhile.
Yet sadly because of medical indifference and hostility by the superior bowel crowd we expel car sized shits. 'Tis a shame.
Red Onion brings up a good point. We should be able to enjoy every once in awhile.
Yet sadly because of medical indifference and hostility by the superior bowel crowd we expel car sized shits. 'Tis a shame.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
everyone else's fault
()
Date: December 01, 2016 08:14AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> BEH that sounds like a painful extraction from
> Nam. Is your starfish still attached?
>
> Red Onion brings up a good point. We should be
> able to enjoy every once in awhile.
>
> Yet sadly because of medical indifference and
> hostility by the superior bowel crowd we expel car
> sized shits. 'Tis a shame.
yea, your bowel problems are everyone else's fault. Since you likely voted for Trump and dont believe in Science anyway why not pray about it or shove money up your ass since that is what you worship. I sincerely hope your heart and bowels worsen until you learn to love your fellow humans and become a good steward of the Earth we have been put on. Oh, and please do drown your sorrows in some government subsidized cheese, meat and corn from factory farms- it will speed along your demise and provide us all with relief...
-------------------------------------------------------
> BEH that sounds like a painful extraction from
> Nam. Is your starfish still attached?
>
> Red Onion brings up a good point. We should be
> able to enjoy every once in awhile.
>
> Yet sadly because of medical indifference and
> hostility by the superior bowel crowd we expel car
> sized shits. 'Tis a shame.
yea, your bowel problems are everyone else's fault. Since you likely voted for Trump and dont believe in Science anyway why not pray about it or shove money up your ass since that is what you worship. I sincerely hope your heart and bowels worsen until you learn to love your fellow humans and become a good steward of the Earth we have been put on. Oh, and please do drown your sorrows in some government subsidized cheese, meat and corn from factory farms- it will speed along your demise and provide us all with relief...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 01, 2016 09:54AM
Just got done cleaning the restrooms at work. Someone left a huge skid mark in the menz room bowl. It must have dried overnight an i had to use a screwdriver ta pry it loose. I sure does hope they hire a new guy soon. They put me back in the pit for now an I dont mind draining oil an doin the oil filterz but i dont get no tips down here in the pit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2016 01:14PM
At this point of my life, I guess I'm having a Henry Fonda "On Brown Pond" experience.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
YYMb6
()
Date: December 01, 2016 07:07PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> At this point of my life, I guess I'm having a
> Henry Fonda "On Brown Pond" experience.
How long after you have the 'big one' will your 'Sister' post her for you posthumously?
-------------------------------------------------------
> At this point of my life, I guess I'm having a
> Henry Fonda "On Brown Pond" experience.
How long after you have the 'big one' will your 'Sister' post her for you posthumously?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2016 06:33AM
Still here ticking albeit with large craps and running over wetbacks with my Buick asshole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poop Patrol
()
Date: December 02, 2016 08:18AM
After Thanksgiving dinner painful sized ones. A lot of bleeding too. I went to the doctor expecting some help instead was given a list of OTC items at Walgreens. Wtf!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: December 02, 2016 08:23AM
TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone's bowels are in the holiday spirit instead of acting like Grinches.
Didn't perch on the throne at all yesterday; just too busy I guess. Had a MASSIVE one this morning. Feel like I lost an inch off my waistline.
Didn't perch on the throne at all yesterday; just too busy I guess. Had a MASSIVE one this morning. Feel like I lost an inch off my waistline.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: December 02, 2016 08:24AM
Took me a week to digest and finally eliminate Thanksgiving dinner. Epically unpleasant.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2016 09:17AM
Poop Patrol Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> After Thanksgiving dinner painful sized ones. A
> lot of bleeding too. I went to the doctor
> expecting some help instead was given a list of
> OTC items at Walgreens. Wtf!!!
Doctors are full of shit, just wanting to bend you over and take your hard earned money. Attorneys are much easier and beneficial to deal with.
Did the cranberry tear you guys up? I'm pretty sure that was the number one villian on Thanksgiving. No dislodged wishbones in the starfish yet.
-------------------------------------------------------
> After Thanksgiving dinner painful sized ones. A
> lot of bleeding too. I went to the doctor
> expecting some help instead was given a list of
> OTC items at Walgreens. Wtf!!!
Doctors are full of shit, just wanting to bend you over and take your hard earned money. Attorneys are much easier and beneficial to deal with.
Did the cranberry tear you guys up? I'm pretty sure that was the number one villian on Thanksgiving. No dislodged wishbones in the starfish yet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: December 02, 2016 10:37AM
Glad it's Friday. At least tomorrow my messes are at home.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dirty pillow-biter.
()
Date: December 02, 2016 12:08PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Still here ticking albeit with large craps and
> running over wetbacks with my Buick asshole.
You have a Buick asshole - interesting. Im guessing your large American made rectum is the result of relentless pounding by a large man of color - you dirty pillow-biter.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Still here ticking albeit with large craps and
> running over wetbacks with my Buick asshole.
You have a Buick asshole - interesting. Im guessing your large American made rectum is the result of relentless pounding by a large man of color - you dirty pillow-biter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2016 02:31PM
Why A+W? Why?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 02, 2016 02:40PM
The chicken sandwich I got from burger king today waz jus great. But I thinks that i could have made a better choice, maybe the grilles chickin would have been better than fried. I did git a side salad instead of fries though.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 02, 2016 02:55PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone's bowels are in the
> holiday spirit instead of acting like Grinches.
>
> Didn't perch on the throne at all yesterday; just
> too busy I guess. Had a MASSIVE one this morning.
> Feel like I lost an inch off my waistline.
Thatz a great feeling. When I was first in prison I had a real hard time pooping in front of others, when I finally got some privacy I would drop the mother lode.
-------------------------------------------------------
> TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone's bowels are in the
> holiday spirit instead of acting like Grinches.
>
> Didn't perch on the throne at all yesterday; just
> too busy I guess. Had a MASSIVE one this morning.
> Feel like I lost an inch off my waistline.
Thatz a great feeling. When I was first in prison I had a real hard time pooping in front of others, when I finally got some privacy I would drop the mother lode.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2016 04:21PM
Deadly congrats on expelling Thanksgiving with style.
Diced another example of shit happens.
Good luck Red! That's a potentially dangerous non bowel friendly meal.
Diced another example of shit happens.
Good luck Red! That's a potentially dangerous non bowel friendly meal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: December 02, 2016 05:19PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone's bowels are in the
> > holiday spirit instead of acting like Grinches.
> >
> > Didn't perch on the throne at all yesterday;
> just
> > too busy I guess. Had a MASSIVE one this
> morning.
> > Feel like I lost an inch off my waistline.
>
>
> Thatz a great feeling. When I was first in prison
> I had a real hard time pooping in front of others,
> when I finally got some privacy I would drop the
> mother lode.
That's exactly what it felt like. Yesterday I was like Kramer on that episode of Seinfeld where I "missed my chance."
Hope that chicken sandwich treats you well Red Onion! They are delicious!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone's bowels are in the
> > holiday spirit instead of acting like Grinches.
> >
> > Didn't perch on the throne at all yesterday;
> just
> > too busy I guess. Had a MASSIVE one this
> morning.
> > Feel like I lost an inch off my waistline.
>
>
> Thatz a great feeling. When I was first in prison
> I had a real hard time pooping in front of others,
> when I finally got some privacy I would drop the
> mother lode.
That's exactly what it felt like. Yesterday I was like Kramer on that episode of Seinfeld where I "missed my chance."
Hope that chicken sandwich treats you well Red Onion! They are delicious!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2016 06:48PM
Deadly I wonder how Kramers bowels are now.
This weekend I will be attending a retirement home. I appreciate the fact that the managers will allow me to conduct a lecture on bowel health tomorrow in the sunshine room.
Hopefully no one eats it, but on a plus note all sensible white people.
This weekend I will be attending a retirement home. I appreciate the fact that the managers will allow me to conduct a lecture on bowel health tomorrow in the sunshine room.
Hopefully no one eats it, but on a plus note all sensible white people.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 02, 2016 08:38PM
I still enjoy reading this bowel forum , its funny as hell but also has good info.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 03, 2016 06:33AM
Up early and sitting in the parking lot at work already today. Yesterdays Burg king original chicken sandwich haz not caused me any problem so far. Saturdays are always so busy at Jiffy lube I shore doez hope that its not too bad today. I gotta go clean the restrooms now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2016 06:58AM
Thank you Spring Onion, humor is important surviving the perils of IBS. How are your old man's bowels treating him?
Red I'm glad to hear you processed that well. Any word on when there will be a new hire, so you can get away from the bowels of Jiffy Lube?
Red I'm glad to hear you processed that well. Any word on when there will be a new hire, so you can get away from the bowels of Jiffy Lube?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 03, 2016 08:42AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Thank you Spring Onion, humor is important
> surviving the perils of IBS. How are your old
> man's bowels treating him?
>
> Red I'm glad to hear you processed that well. Any
> word on when there will be a new hire, so you can
> get away from the bowels of Jiffy Lube?
They probably wont hire anyone till aftere the 1st of the year. We are doing lots of coolant flushes today with the cold weather coming an all but on the upside the restrooms were still in good shape so as all I had to do was mop and take out trash.
I shore iz looking forward to havin the next two days off, me an my roomate are havin a few friends over tomorrow an we are gonna cook chicken parts on the charcoal grill an watch football an drink wallgreens big flats beer.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thank you Spring Onion, humor is important
> surviving the perils of IBS. How are your old
> man's bowels treating him?
>
> Red I'm glad to hear you processed that well. Any
> word on when there will be a new hire, so you can
> get away from the bowels of Jiffy Lube?
They probably wont hire anyone till aftere the 1st of the year. We are doing lots of coolant flushes today with the cold weather coming an all but on the upside the restrooms were still in good shape so as all I had to do was mop and take out trash.
I shore iz looking forward to havin the next two days off, me an my roomate are havin a few friends over tomorrow an we are gonna cook chicken parts on the charcoal grill an watch football an drink wallgreens big flats beer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: December 03, 2016 02:03PM
"Stuck in the middle"
by,
Jhonny Bravo
Well, I don't know why I can't poop tonight
I got the feeling that something in my ass ain't right
I'm so scared in case I poop in my underwear,
And I'm wondering how I'll get a clean pair
Tub to the left of me, sink to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle tryin to poo
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle tryin to poo,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, and I might shit all over the place
Tub to the left of me, sink to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle tryin to poo.
by,
Jhonny Bravo
Well, I don't know why I can't poop tonight
I got the feeling that something in my ass ain't right
I'm so scared in case I poop in my underwear,
And I'm wondering how I'll get a clean pair
Tub to the left of me, sink to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle tryin to poo
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle tryin to poo,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, and I might shit all over the place
Tub to the left of me, sink to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle tryin to poo.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2016 04:01PM
Oh man Red Onion, I hope someone applies quickly and is accepted for the groan throne cleaner. Car maintenance is what you deserve to deal with, not Susie Lues rather large pooh.
I hope JL reconsiders. Do they know about your bowels?
I hope JL reconsiders. Do they know about your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2016 04:02PM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> "Stuck in the middle"
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
>
> Well, I don't know why I can't poop tonight
> I got the feeling that something in my ass ain't
> right
> I'm so scared in case I poop in my underwear,
> And I'm wondering how I'll get a clean pair
>
> Tub to the left of me, sink to the right,
> Here I am, stuck in the middle tryin to poo
>
> Yes, I'm stuck in the middle tryin to poo,
> And I'm wondering what it is I should do
> It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
> Losing control, and I might shit all over the
> place
>
> Tub to the left of me, sink to the right,
> Here I am, stuck in the middle tryin to poo.
Thank you Mr. Bravo! Levity and talent were needed.
-------------------------------------------------------
> "Stuck in the middle"
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
>
> Well, I don't know why I can't poop tonight
> I got the feeling that something in my ass ain't
> right
> I'm so scared in case I poop in my underwear,
> And I'm wondering how I'll get a clean pair
>
> Tub to the left of me, sink to the right,
> Here I am, stuck in the middle tryin to poo
>
> Yes, I'm stuck in the middle tryin to poo,
> And I'm wondering what it is I should do
> It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
> Losing control, and I might shit all over the
> place
>
> Tub to the left of me, sink to the right,
> Here I am, stuck in the middle tryin to poo.
Thank you Mr. Bravo! Levity and talent were needed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2016 06:05PM
The payload I just delivered was pretty impressive.
A shame my stench couldn't be used as a chemical weapons against some savage nation of dot heads.
Anyhow the Charlie Brown giant brown pumpkin has popped out of the ol starfish with the usual damage. There's not much left as my rectal mirror shows a lot of battle stripes. Glad to provide some brown, even more thankful my well used and underappreciated groan throne was able to swallow that turd like a $2 hooker.
A shame my stench couldn't be used as a chemical weapons against some savage nation of dot heads.
Anyhow the Charlie Brown giant brown pumpkin has popped out of the ol starfish with the usual damage. There's not much left as my rectal mirror shows a lot of battle stripes. Glad to provide some brown, even more thankful my well used and underappreciated groan throne was able to swallow that turd like a $2 hooker.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: December 04, 2016 02:41AM
That sounds horrible brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 04, 2016 06:36AM
Tried to sleeps in on my day off. My ass had other ideas. Cant complain tho az I'll gladly trade sleep for a good dump. Guess I can beat the crowds at walmartt an go buy chicken an charcoal rite at 7am.
My roomate said he would cook french toast an bacon for breakfast but Im not so sure about eating that as I have been eatin fruit an granola barz fo breakfast lately.
My roomate said he would cook french toast an bacon for breakfast but Im not so sure about eating that as I have been eatin fruit an granola barz fo breakfast lately.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sgt Brown
()
Date: December 04, 2016 10:20AM
You bowel talkers would not have lasted long in the military. My men would shit on command. I give the order to shit and it will be done in 90 seconds or less. Take 91 seconds or longer and you will be scrubbing floors with a toothbrush for 48 hours non-stop! Bowel problems are all in your weak little minds!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 04, 2016 10:27AM
Dave it was a national nightmare.
Red that last option makes my bowels flutter in despair.
And Sgt Shit I'm amazed you weren't fragged by your guys or you are simply full of shit. Why don't you pin the Purple Heart on my rectum asshole.
Red that last option makes my bowels flutter in despair.
And Sgt Shit I'm amazed you weren't fragged by your guys or you are simply full of shit. Why don't you pin the Purple Heart on my rectum asshole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Drhde
()
Date: December 04, 2016 10:40AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dave it was a national nightmare.
>
> Red that last option makes my bowels flutter in
> despair.
>
> And Sgt Shit I'm amazed you weren't fragged by
> your guys or you are simply full of shit. Why
> don't you pin the Purple Heart on my rectum
> asshole.
BO/peekza I heard semen helps with constipation. You should suck more dicks.
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> Dave it was a national nightmare.
>
> Red that last option makes my bowels flutter in
> despair.
>
> And Sgt Shit I'm amazed you weren't fragged by
> your guys or you are simply full of shit. Why
> don't you pin the Purple Heart on my rectum
> asshole.
BO/peekza I heard semen helps with constipation. You should suck more dicks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 04, 2016 10:47AM
Is today superior bowel taking out their aggression out on us, the bowel trodden?
This is more proof much more bowel awareness work needs to be done.
This is more proof much more bowel awareness work needs to be done.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: December 04, 2016 12:29PM
User name Brown Onion,
The fact of the matter is your obtuse blathering on these write ups, has finally resulted in people calling you out for your immaturity.
The fact of the matter is your obtuse blathering on these write ups, has finally resulted in people calling you out for your immaturity.