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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 06, 2016 10:11AM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Providing my church with better TP. The deacons
> denied my request.
It's a shame they overlook that, but kind of you to help not only your bowels, but the bowels of others with your own money.
If they ask you for a donation, by all means show them your starfish, and say "already done."
Back from breakfast with my sister. Worried about her as I hear a crunching noise accompanied by screams while she's on the groan throne.
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> Providing my church with better TP. The deacons
> denied my request.
It's a shame they overlook that, but kind of you to help not only your bowels, but the bowels of others with your own money.
If they ask you for a donation, by all means show them your starfish, and say "already done."
Back from breakfast with my sister. Worried about her as I hear a crunching noise accompanied by screams while she's on the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
neverForget
()
Date: November 06, 2016 10:33AM
Posted by: Brown Onion as the head Freak ()
Date: October 28, 2016 06:41PM
Sandra Wrote:
Im a little embarrassed but I like to talk about
my feces - is this the place to post? I feel bad but I really do like to think about and talk about going to the bathroom.
Sometimes I even fantasize about it, and write about that too. Its not at all normal but its exciting to me...
Brown Onion Wrote:
Feel free to share your bowel woes. I believe
I speak for the bowel trodden, but we don't get
any sexual satisfaction from our sedan sized
dumps. What's your usual Bristol Stool Guide number?
Sandra Wrote:
I really do not have 'woes' per se - I just
like my food after its been processed. The look,
the feel all the senses. Should I just talk about
how it comes out or what it is like for me after its
out and available for use?
Brown Onion Wrote:
How our bowels break down foods is interesting. By all means feel free to share anything you've learned from your experiences.
Please enlighten us about your bowels, and you've picqued my curiosity on medicinal issues. There was a guy once here who wrote about colon mucus,
but I believe he was full of shit sadly.
Analysis
Scat Fetish Thread with Brown Onion as the head Freak. Nice.
Date: October 28, 2016 06:41PM
Sandra Wrote:
Im a little embarrassed but I like to talk about
my feces - is this the place to post? I feel bad but I really do like to think about and talk about going to the bathroom.
Sometimes I even fantasize about it, and write about that too. Its not at all normal but its exciting to me...
Brown Onion Wrote:
Feel free to share your bowel woes. I believe
I speak for the bowel trodden, but we don't get
any sexual satisfaction from our sedan sized
dumps. What's your usual Bristol Stool Guide number?
Sandra Wrote:
I really do not have 'woes' per se - I just
like my food after its been processed. The look,
the feel all the senses. Should I just talk about
how it comes out or what it is like for me after its
out and available for use?
Brown Onion Wrote:
How our bowels break down foods is interesting. By all means feel free to share anything you've learned from your experiences.
Please enlighten us about your bowels, and you've picqued my curiosity on medicinal issues. There was a guy once here who wrote about colon mucus,
but I believe he was full of shit sadly.
Analysis
Scat Fetish Thread with Brown Onion as the head Freak. Nice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
rotten semi-human self.
()
Date: November 06, 2016 10:36AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bertrand Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > visiting this site due to the article in the
> Post
> > - this thread is sick! You people talk about
> your
> > bodily functions like little children (or
> adults
> > with very sick fetishes). Get help.
>
>
> Oh about the Moreno case. Fascinating shit.
>
> Since you read that propoganda, feel free to talk
> about your bowels here.
Bo is a FOX Viewer - not much of a surprise. Same as his body, garbage in garbage out and he has no clue why feces comes out both ends of his rotten semi-human self.
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> Bertrand Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > visiting this site due to the article in the
> Post
> > - this thread is sick! You people talk about
> your
> > bodily functions like little children (or
> adults
> > with very sick fetishes). Get help.
>
>
> Oh about the Moreno case. Fascinating shit.
>
> Since you read that propoganda, feel free to talk
> about your bowels here.
Bo is a FOX Viewer - not much of a surprise. Same as his body, garbage in garbage out and he has no clue why feces comes out both ends of his rotten semi-human self.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 06, 2016 10:59AM
rotten semi-human self. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bertrand Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > visiting this site due to the article in the
> > Post
> > > - this thread is sick! You people talk about
> > your
> > > bodily functions like little children (or
> > adults
> > > with very sick fetishes). Get help.
> >
> >
> > Oh about the Moreno case. Fascinating shit.
> >
> > Since you read that propoganda, feel free to
> talk
> > about your bowels here.
>
> Bo is a FOX Viewer - not much of a surprise. Same
> as his body, garbage in garbage out and he has no
> clue why feces comes out both ends of his rotten
> semi-human self.
You are very prejudicial about bowels. As for Fox News it's not bowel friendly, nor is CNN. Nice trying to divide bowels via political affiliation. Bowels affect Ds and Rs.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bertrand Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > visiting this site due to the article in the
> > Post
> > > - this thread is sick! You people talk about
> > your
> > > bodily functions like little children (or
> > adults
> > > with very sick fetishes). Get help.
> >
> >
> > Oh about the Moreno case. Fascinating shit.
> >
> > Since you read that propoganda, feel free to
> talk
> > about your bowels here.
>
> Bo is a FOX Viewer - not much of a surprise. Same
> as his body, garbage in garbage out and he has no
> clue why feces comes out both ends of his rotten
> semi-human self.
You are very prejudicial about bowels. As for Fox News it's not bowel friendly, nor is CNN. Nice trying to divide bowels via political affiliation. Bowels affect Ds and Rs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: November 06, 2016 11:44AM
I disagree with the individual, who refers to these write ups as scat fetish material. While these posters are immature and have psychological problems, they are not into that despite their lack of decorum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 06, 2016 01:14PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> I disagree with the individual, who refers to
> these write ups as scat fetish material. While
> these posters are immature and have psychological
> problems, they are not into that despite their
> lack of decorum.
So sayeth the man with thick stinky fingers and cash in the Caymans
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> I disagree with the individual, who refers to
> these write ups as scat fetish material. While
> these posters are immature and have psychological
> problems, they are not into that despite their
> lack of decorum.
So sayeth the man with thick stinky fingers and cash in the Caymans
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
butt buster
()
Date: November 06, 2016 02:29PM
I ate a double whopper with cheese, a chicken sandwich, large onion ring and a oreo milkshake at burger king last night. it was a butt buster, I farted all night and had explosive diarrhea twice so far today and I feel like hell.
No more recreational eating till Thanksgiving for me.
No more recreational eating till Thanksgiving for me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 06, 2016 03:01PM
Well, I ate a kale and spinach salad, lentil soup and a grilled chicken on whole wheat, with about a quart of water, and my Schphinkter could not care less.
Right now, a logjam of epic proportions is grinding the function of my colon to a grinding halt.
I might as well of pigged out at BK, although I must say the Burger King stool would be especially more putrid smelling.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/06/2016 03:03PM by BEH.
Right now, a logjam of epic proportions is grinding the function of my colon to a grinding halt.
I might as well of pigged out at BK, although I must say the Burger King stool would be especially more putrid smelling.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/06/2016 03:03PM by BEH.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 06, 2016 03:54PM
butt buster Wrote:
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> I ate a double whopper with cheese, a chicken
> sandwich, large onion ring and a oreo milkshake at
> burger king last night. it was a butt buster, I
> farted all night and had explosive diarrhea twice
> so far today and I feel like hell.
> No more recreational eating till Thanksgiving for
> me.
Burger Kings king,did you drop off a royal one?
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> I ate a double whopper with cheese, a chicken
> sandwich, large onion ring and a oreo milkshake at
> burger king last night. it was a butt buster, I
> farted all night and had explosive diarrhea twice
> so far today and I feel like hell.
> No more recreational eating till Thanksgiving for
> me.
Burger Kings king,did you drop off a royal one?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 06, 2016 03:58PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Well, I ate a kale and spinach salad, lentil soup
> and a grilled chicken on whole wheat, with about a
> quart of water, and my Schphinkter could not care
> less.
>
> Right now, a logjam of epic proportions is
> grinding the function of my colon to a grinding
> halt.
>
> I might as well of pigged out at BK, although I
> must say the Burger King stool would be especially
> more putrid smelling.
I wish we could through osmosis, or perhaps coaxing your colon to behave, we could be of assistance to you.
Do you need some of my midwives?
Like you I await a brown delivery, with no balloons, cards, or cigars.
It's an unpleasant place to be, kind of akin to being a canary in a coal mine.
It's the feeling of danger without reward. On a plus note my sister Matilda cranked out a NBA regulation basketball. No chitlins or grape soda, but she is conscious.
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> Well, I ate a kale and spinach salad, lentil soup
> and a grilled chicken on whole wheat, with about a
> quart of water, and my Schphinkter could not care
> less.
>
> Right now, a logjam of epic proportions is
> grinding the function of my colon to a grinding
> halt.
>
> I might as well of pigged out at BK, although I
> must say the Burger King stool would be especially
> more putrid smelling.
I wish we could through osmosis, or perhaps coaxing your colon to behave, we could be of assistance to you.
Do you need some of my midwives?
Like you I await a brown delivery, with no balloons, cards, or cigars.
It's an unpleasant place to be, kind of akin to being a canary in a coal mine.
It's the feeling of danger without reward. On a plus note my sister Matilda cranked out a NBA regulation basketball. No chitlins or grape soda, but she is conscious.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poop Patrol
()
Date: November 06, 2016 07:18PM
Anyone know which is more friendly to our health conditions? Hillary or Trump. Still undecided.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: November 06, 2016 07:42PM
Trump!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 06, 2016 08:35PM
Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> Anyone know which is more friendly to our health
> conditions? Hillary or Trump. Still undecided.
I echo Mr Johns. Trump as Hillary is bad for our bowels and wallets. Just like the doctor.
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> Anyone know which is more friendly to our health
> conditions? Hillary or Trump. Still undecided.
I echo Mr Johns. Trump as Hillary is bad for our bowels and wallets. Just like the doctor.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
porcupine backing out
()
Date: November 06, 2016 09:23PM
Cox Farms Kettle Korn and french fries - bowels feel like a porcupine backing out of pantyhose...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
JmwNm
()
Date: November 06, 2016 09:27PM
Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> Anyone know which is more friendly to our health
> conditions? Hillary or Trump. Still undecided.
Trump eats KFC therefore has superior bowels. I doubt he would have much sympathy for the bowel-trodden. Hillary appears much more fragile like the posters that frequent this thread. BIBs should steer clear of the orange one.
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> Anyone know which is more friendly to our health
> conditions? Hillary or Trump. Still undecided.
Trump eats KFC therefore has superior bowels. I doubt he would have much sympathy for the bowel-trodden. Hillary appears much more fragile like the posters that frequent this thread. BIBs should steer clear of the orange one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Northman
()
Date: November 06, 2016 09:58PM
I have superior bowels and have no time for you whiners...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 07, 2016 08:26AM
Interesting that politics are intermingling with bowels.
In this election I'm proud to support Trump, but no matter who you vote for, will have better bowels than Barney Frank or Kaitlin Jenner
In this election I'm proud to support Trump, but no matter who you vote for, will have better bowels than Barney Frank or Kaitlin Jenner
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
trumpbot
()
Date: November 07, 2016 09:31AM
BO trumpbot - what a surprise. 
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 07, 2016 12:12PM
What happened to my poor bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 07, 2016 12:15PM
I am working at a polling place tomorrow as a volunteer. I sure hope I don't shit my pants during the election process. I had to attend a training seminar last week and they warned that sometimes the voters can get nasty if their voting registration is messed up for some reason. Most of the time it is the fault of the citizen if they are not properly registered but they dont understand and get all angry. Maybe I will get to see some drama but I guess it would be pretty dramatic it I crap my pants as well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 07, 2016 03:17PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> I am working at a polling place tomorrow as a
> volunteer. I sure hope I don't shit my pants
> during the election process. I had to attend a
> training seminar last week and they warned that
> sometimes the voters can get nasty if their voting
> registration is messed up for some reason. Most of
> the time it is the fault of the citizen if they
> are not properly registered but they dont
> understand and get all angry. Maybe I will get to
> see some drama but I guess it would be pretty
> dramatic it I crap my pants as well.
A good man doing civic duty, I hope your bowels cooperate.
Are poll taxes still in place?
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> I am working at a polling place tomorrow as a
> volunteer. I sure hope I don't shit my pants
> during the election process. I had to attend a
> training seminar last week and they warned that
> sometimes the voters can get nasty if their voting
> registration is messed up for some reason. Most of
> the time it is the fault of the citizen if they
> are not properly registered but they dont
> understand and get all angry. Maybe I will get to
> see some drama but I guess it would be pretty
> dramatic it I crap my pants as well.
A good man doing civic duty, I hope your bowels cooperate.
Are poll taxes still in place?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
roughbusiness
()
Date: November 07, 2016 07:26PM
been eating too much popcorn lately, went for a 5 mile run and had a gut full of gravel and turtle head the last 4 miles
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 07, 2016 07:39PM
I wish I could vote. As a convicted felon I lost my right to vote and I didnt sign up for the recent governer amnesty thing. I was supposed to be off tomorrow but I iz gonna work a few hours so's that other guyz I work withh can vote.
At least my bowels are doin good right now God bless America!
At least my bowels are doin good right now God bless America!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
onesockDown
()
Date: November 07, 2016 09:40PM
roughbusiness Wrote:
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> been eating too much popcorn lately, went for a 5
> mile run and had a gut full of gravel and turtle
> head the last 4 miles
Brutal - there have times when Ive come home from a run with only one sock left...
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> been eating too much popcorn lately, went for a 5
> mile run and had a gut full of gravel and turtle
> head the last 4 miles
Brutal - there have times when Ive come home from a run with only one sock left...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 08, 2016 05:08AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I wish I could vote. As a convicted felon I lost
> my right to vote and I didnt sign up for the
> recent governer amnesty thing. I was supposed to
> be off tomorrow but I iz gonna work a few hours
> so's that other guyz I work withh can vote.
>
> At least my bowels are doin good right now God
> bless America!
One day hopefully that becomes law Onion. To many have paid their debt and are treated like anon dicks patients by the government.
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> I wish I could vote. As a convicted felon I lost
> my right to vote and I didnt sign up for the
> recent governer amnesty thing. I was supposed to
> be off tomorrow but I iz gonna work a few hours
> so's that other guyz I work withh can vote.
>
> At least my bowels are doin good right now God
> bless America!
One day hopefully that becomes law Onion. To many have paid their debt and are treated like anon dicks patients by the government.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 08, 2016 06:33AM
Matilda and I just voted. Two for Trump.
The wetback election official was a pompous asshole. He wouldn't allow me to put up a Bristol Stool Guide up for educational purposes.
The wetback election official was a pompous asshole. He wouldn't allow me to put up a Bristol Stool Guide up for educational purposes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: November 08, 2016 09:17AM
I voted too. Unfortunately I crapped my pants during it and have called out of work. My boss is more understanding lately.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
God's speed
()
Date: November 08, 2016 10:02AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Matilda and I just voted. Two for Trump.
>
> The wetback election official was a pompous
> asshole. He wouldn't allow me to put up a Bristol
> Stool Guide up for educational purposes.
Well in all seriousness Brown I feel sorry for you. You are in fact the saddest part of this election. White, old and infirm male voter. So very very angry. Your anger hurts some but mostly it hurts you the most. Your heart is dying, your bowels are ruined. The world is just not what you hoped it would be for you.
You look around and each year the faces around you look more unfamiliar. Young people, women in power with 'men's jobs,' complexions turning darker with each passing year. Your struggle, your lashing out at change is as weak and impudent as your weary heart - destined to falter then, in the near future fail.
Perhaps your vote for Trump will make you feel empowered one more time or perhaps you will actually believe you can turn back time to an era when women and persons of color could be repressed thus making your own weakness and fragility seem less marked. I for one hope it has made you feel better. You really dont have much time left with us and the world has left you behind like the brown residue you love so much.
God's speed and good luck Brown, the world has moved beyond you now...
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> Matilda and I just voted. Two for Trump.
>
> The wetback election official was a pompous
> asshole. He wouldn't allow me to put up a Bristol
> Stool Guide up for educational purposes.
Well in all seriousness Brown I feel sorry for you. You are in fact the saddest part of this election. White, old and infirm male voter. So very very angry. Your anger hurts some but mostly it hurts you the most. Your heart is dying, your bowels are ruined. The world is just not what you hoped it would be for you.
You look around and each year the faces around you look more unfamiliar. Young people, women in power with 'men's jobs,' complexions turning darker with each passing year. Your struggle, your lashing out at change is as weak and impudent as your weary heart - destined to falter then, in the near future fail.
Perhaps your vote for Trump will make you feel empowered one more time or perhaps you will actually believe you can turn back time to an era when women and persons of color could be repressed thus making your own weakness and fragility seem less marked. I for one hope it has made you feel better. You really dont have much time left with us and the world has left you behind like the brown residue you love so much.
God's speed and good luck Brown, the world has moved beyond you now...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 08, 2016 11:15AM
I should have not eaten Wendy's taco salad. It's a salad but has meat and other unhealthy choices. My bowels suffer and it's my fault.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 08, 2016 12:04PM
We have no school today because of the election. I think maybe my dad has ibs because he takes his kindle in the bathroom every night and stays in there at least an hour and somtimes I hear groans and moans. My Mom cooks pasta like 4 nights a week so I wonder if he has a hard time pooping all that ziti and meatballs out. My Dad said it was ok to post here as long as I never give out personal information he said i could be a brother in bowel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 08, 2016 01:35PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I voted too. Unfortunately I crapped my pants
> during it and have called out of work. My boss is
> more understanding lately.
Bosses usually are assholes Splatter, but they don't want shit in the cubicles.
Here's to your bowels feeling better!
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> I voted too. Unfortunately I crapped my pants
> during it and have called out of work. My boss is
> more understanding lately.
Bosses usually are assholes Splatter, but they don't want shit in the cubicles.
Here's to your bowels feeling better!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 08, 2016 01:36PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I should have not eaten Wendy's taco salad. It's a
> salad but has meat and other unhealthy choices. My
> bowels suffer and it's my fault.
It's your bowels fault diced. Remember our colons tell us what to eat, not our brains.
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> I should have not eaten Wendy's taco salad. It's a
> salad but has meat and other unhealthy choices. My
> bowels suffer and it's my fault.
It's your bowels fault diced. Remember our colons tell us what to eat, not our brains.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 08, 2016 01:39PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> We have no school today because of the election. I
> think maybe my dad has ibs because he takes his
> kindle in the bathroom every night and stays in
> there at least an hour and somtimes I hear groans
> and moans. My Mom cooks pasta like 4 nights a week
> so I wonder if he has a hard time pooping all that
> ziti and meatballs out. My Dad said it was ok to
> post here as long as I never give out personal
> information he said i could be a brother in bowel.
Well since you are young and probably push out #4 #2s, at least bowel buddy status for you. I hope you help your dad while he's defecating, because he could have IBS. Book reading and howling on the groan throne are major indicators.
Does he want midwives to help him, and does his groan throne clog often?
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> We have no school today because of the election. I
> think maybe my dad has ibs because he takes his
> kindle in the bathroom every night and stays in
> there at least an hour and somtimes I hear groans
> and moans. My Mom cooks pasta like 4 nights a week
> so I wonder if he has a hard time pooping all that
> ziti and meatballs out. My Dad said it was ok to
> post here as long as I never give out personal
> information he said i could be a brother in bowel.
Well since you are young and probably push out #4 #2s, at least bowel buddy status for you. I hope you help your dad while he's defecating, because he could have IBS. Book reading and howling on the groan throne are major indicators.
Does he want midwives to help him, and does his groan throne clog often?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: November 08, 2016 03:24PM
The polling place had the worst TP.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 08, 2016 04:59PM
Scat lovers Brown Onion BEH Deadly Combo Dive Bomber and others have Scat Saturday Party this weekend in Macy's bathroom.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 08, 2016 06:18PM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> The polling place had the worst TP.
Unfortunately with all the wetbacks voting for Hillary, this unfortunately is the new third world standard.
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> The polling place had the worst TP.
Unfortunately with all the wetbacks voting for Hillary, this unfortunately is the new third world standard.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Macy's bathroom
()
Date: November 08, 2016 07:42PM
Imy4 Wrote:
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> Scat lovers Brown Onion BEH Deadly Combo Dive
> Bomber and others have Scat Saturday Party this
> weekend in Macy's bathroom.
'Macy's bathroom' love it. Im guessing its more like Bed Bath N Beyond or First Watch's restroom tho
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> Scat lovers Brown Onion BEH Deadly Combo Dive
> Bomber and others have Scat Saturday Party this
> weekend in Macy's bathroom.
'Macy's bathroom' love it. Im guessing its more like Bed Bath N Beyond or First Watch's restroom tho
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 08, 2016 07:47PM
Macy's bathroom Wrote:
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> Imy4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Scat lovers Brown Onion BEH Deadly Combo Dive
> > Bomber and others have Scat Saturday Party this
> > weekend in Macy's bathroom.
>
>
> 'Macy's bathroom' love it. Im guessing its more
> like Bed Bath N Beyond or First Watch's restroom
> tho
None of us here are into your sick perversions. If you want to play with shit, let us know so we can give you the biggest craps you've ever handled.
We have bowel movement problems. There are millions of us. Don't mess with the brown panthers.
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> Imy4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Scat lovers Brown Onion BEH Deadly Combo Dive
> > Bomber and others have Scat Saturday Party this
> > weekend in Macy's bathroom.
>
>
> 'Macy's bathroom' love it. Im guessing its more
> like Bed Bath N Beyond or First Watch's restroom
> tho
None of us here are into your sick perversions. If you want to play with shit, let us know so we can give you the biggest craps you've ever handled.
We have bowel movement problems. There are millions of us. Don't mess with the brown panthers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boSadCloWn
()
Date: November 08, 2016 09:30PM
^sad clown says what?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 09, 2016 03:30AM
Up late on the groan throne. Am hurting in the starfish, but happy Trump is President.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: November 09, 2016 07:12AM
After dropping off a Clinton sized shit, and with Bengazi like aromas, Matilda and I are off to First Watch. What a great day!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 09, 2016 01:20PM
It seems a day of political discourse here today. I voted for Hillary but support the new president. My hope is he helps people like us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 09, 2016 02:13PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> It seems a day of political discourse here today.
> I voted for Hillary but support the new president.
> My hope is he helps people like us.
OK I'll forgive you for voting for the devil, as thankfully the best candidate won.
My guess is President Trump will be far more responsive to our woes, because while his set is the best ever, the liberals with superior bowels are complete assholes.
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> It seems a day of political discourse here today.
> I voted for Hillary but support the new president.
> My hope is he helps people like us.
OK I'll forgive you for voting for the devil, as thankfully the best candidate won.
My guess is President Trump will be far more responsive to our woes, because while his set is the best ever, the liberals with superior bowels are complete assholes.
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Brown Onion
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Date: November 09, 2016 05:13PM
Great comics Jimmy B! A much needed laugh prior to liftoff
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Posted by:
wV94F
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Date: November 09, 2016 05:23PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Great comics Jimmy B! A much needed laugh prior to
> liftoff
stop posting on your fake posts you dipshit
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> Great comics Jimmy B! A much needed laugh prior to
> liftoff
stop posting on your fake posts you dipshit
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: November 09, 2016 05:33PM
wV94F Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Great comics Jimmy B! A much needed laugh prior
> to
> > liftoff
>
>
> stop posting on your fake posts you dipshit
Brown Onion is a terrific poster. Probably the most respected, knowledgeable, and more often than not funny.
I have and always will be his bowel buddy. No I don't have his or mens problems. Yet I've learned more about the digestive system from him and others here, than I learned in Biology.
You don't have to like onion or his posts, but I believe he provides a valuable service.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Great comics Jimmy B! A much needed laugh prior
> to
> > liftoff
>
>
> stop posting on your fake posts you dipshit
Brown Onion is a terrific poster. Probably the most respected, knowledgeable, and more often than not funny.
I have and always will be his bowel buddy. No I don't have his or mens problems. Yet I've learned more about the digestive system from him and others here, than I learned in Biology.
You don't have to like onion or his posts, but I believe he provides a valuable service.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poop Patrol
()
Date: November 09, 2016 07:18PM
This last one tore my ass apart. I wish I could stop somehow these big jagged poops that cause bleeding. Nothing on WebMD about this other than see a doctor blah blah crap. It would be helpful if I didn't have to see a doctor. Everyone here is against them, and so I hope someone here knows an answer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: November 09, 2016 07:40PM
Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> This last one tore my ass apart. I wish I could
> stop somehow these big jagged poops that cause
> bleeding. Nothing on WebMD about this other than
> see a doctor blah blah crap. It would be helpful
> if I didn't have to see a doctor. Everyone here
> is against them, and so I hope someone here knows
> an answer.
Doctors won't do anything but have you wearing adult diapers.
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> This last one tore my ass apart. I wish I could
> stop somehow these big jagged poops that cause
> bleeding. Nothing on WebMD about this other than
> see a doctor blah blah crap. It would be helpful
> if I didn't have to see a doctor. Everyone here
> is against them, and so I hope someone here knows
> an answer.
Doctors won't do anything but have you wearing adult diapers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 09, 2016 08:07PM
Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> This last one tore my ass apart. I wish I could
> stop somehow these big jagged poops that cause
> bleeding. Nothing on WebMD about this other than
> see a doctor blah blah crap. It would be helpful
> if I didn't have to see a doctor. Everyone here
> is against them, and so I hope someone here knows
> an answer.
Well, poop patrol I think you should play it safe and see a doctor because you have bleeding. Don't take any chances with your health bro.
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> This last one tore my ass apart. I wish I could
> stop somehow these big jagged poops that cause
> bleeding. Nothing on WebMD about this other than
> see a doctor blah blah crap. It would be helpful
> if I didn't have to see a doctor. Everyone here
> is against them, and so I hope someone here knows
> an answer.
Well, poop patrol I think you should play it safe and see a doctor because you have bleeding. Don't take any chances with your health bro.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 10, 2016 05:07AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has the next three nights off for the veterans day weekend. 5am guy is going to his cousin's house in Pant Bank Va. 5am guy has a date with an actual girl this weekend!
5am guy would like to extend best wishes to the BIB's.
5am guy would like to extend best wishes to the BIB's.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
TpDxE
()
Date: November 10, 2016 08:41AM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> wV94F Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Great comics Jimmy B! A much needed laugh
> prior
> > to
> > > liftoff
> >
> >
> > stop posting on your fake posts you dipshit
>
>
> Brown Onion is a terrific poster. Probably the
> most respected, knowledgeable, and more often
> than not funny.
>
> I have and always will be his bowel buddy. No I
> don't have his or mens problems. Yet I've learned
> more about the digestive system from him and
> others here, than I learned in Biology.
>
> You don't have to like onion or his posts, but I
> believe he provides a valuable service.
He is an asshole bigot that posts half the stupid shit here under various names. He is fat, old, sick and of course loves his feces. Standard fare for Trump supporters.
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> wV94F Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Great comics Jimmy B! A much needed laugh
> prior
> > to
> > > liftoff
> >
> >
> > stop posting on your fake posts you dipshit
>
>
> Brown Onion is a terrific poster. Probably the
> most respected, knowledgeable, and more often
> than not funny.
>
> I have and always will be his bowel buddy. No I
> don't have his or mens problems. Yet I've learned
> more about the digestive system from him and
> others here, than I learned in Biology.
>
> You don't have to like onion or his posts, but I
> believe he provides a valuable service.
He is an asshole bigot that posts half the stupid shit here under various names. He is fat, old, sick and of course loves his feces. Standard fare for Trump supporters.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 10, 2016 09:27AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has the
> next three nights off for the veterans day
> weekend. 5am guy is going to his cousin's house in
> Pant Bank Va. 5am guy has a date with an actual
> girl this weekend!
> 5am guy would like to extend best wishes to the
> BIB's.
Oh my goodness 5 am. Congrats on your date. Do you have any whale music or lava lamps prior? I wish you well and that your bowels cooperate.
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has the
> next three nights off for the veterans day
> weekend. 5am guy is going to his cousin's house in
> Pant Bank Va. 5am guy has a date with an actual
> girl this weekend!
> 5am guy would like to extend best wishes to the
> BIB's.
Oh my goodness 5 am. Congrats on your date. Do you have any whale music or lava lamps prior? I wish you well and that your bowels cooperate.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 10, 2016 09:28AM
TpDxE Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wV94F Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Great comics Jimmy B! A much needed laugh
> > prior
> > > to
> > > > liftoff
> > >
> > >
> > > stop posting on your fake posts you dipshit
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion is a terrific poster. Probably the
> > most respected, knowledgeable, and more often
> > than not funny.
> >
> > I have and always will be his bowel buddy. No
> I
> > don't have his or mens problems. Yet I've
> learned
> > more about the digestive system from him and
> > others here, than I learned in Biology.
> >
> > You don't have to like onion or his posts, but
> I
> > believe he provides a valuable service.
>
> He is an asshole bigot that posts half the stupid
> shit here under various names. He is fat, old,
> sick and of course loves his feces. Standard fare
> for Trump supporters.
Bowels are a non partisan issue. Let me guess,you are burning the American flag at college campuses with wetbacks and dot heads.
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wV94F Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Great comics Jimmy B! A much needed laugh
> > prior
> > > to
> > > > liftoff
> > >
> > >
> > > stop posting on your fake posts you dipshit
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion is a terrific poster. Probably the
> > most respected, knowledgeable, and more often
> > than not funny.
> >
> > I have and always will be his bowel buddy. No
> I
> > don't have his or mens problems. Yet I've
> learned
> > more about the digestive system from him and
> > others here, than I learned in Biology.
> >
> > You don't have to like onion or his posts, but
> I
> > believe he provides a valuable service.
>
> He is an asshole bigot that posts half the stupid
> shit here under various names. He is fat, old,
> sick and of course loves his feces. Standard fare
> for Trump supporters.
Bowels are a non partisan issue. Let me guess,you are burning the American flag at college campuses with wetbacks and dot heads.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 10, 2016 11:03AM
It's so warming to see Trumps plane land in Washington, as he will have lunch with the bell hop at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Anyhow, they do have a lot to discuss, and I'm wondering if bowels will come up.
Maybe Mr. Trump will loosen up the mood with "you wouldn't believe the dump I had last night," or maybe "so do you read entire chapters of Congressional Quarterly while on the groan throne."
Or perhaps a tour of the White House bathroom, might include pertinent information about groan throne techniques. Curious about if the White House has midwives.
I hope Mr. Trumps fish is able to withstand the grime of DC politics.
Anyhow, they do have a lot to discuss, and I'm wondering if bowels will come up.
Maybe Mr. Trump will loosen up the mood with "you wouldn't believe the dump I had last night," or maybe "so do you read entire chapters of Congressional Quarterly while on the groan throne."
Or perhaps a tour of the White House bathroom, might include pertinent information about groan throne techniques. Curious about if the White House has midwives.
I hope Mr. Trumps fish is able to withstand the grime of DC politics.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: November 10, 2016 11:11AM
A mess under my desk. When my co workers go to lunch its cleaning time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: November 10, 2016 11:47AM
Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> This last one tore my ass apart. I wish I could
> stop somehow these big jagged poops that cause
> bleeding. Nothing on WebMD about this other than
> see a doctor blah blah crap. It would be helpful
> if I didn't have to see a doctor. Everyone here
> is against them, and so I hope someone here knows
> an answer.
While I don't think your write up is mature, it would be best to see a board certified GI. Rectal bleeding can be innocuous, but it's a symptom of polyps or potential rectal cancer.
My hope is you have polyps, which are a painless outpatient procedure.
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> This last one tore my ass apart. I wish I could
> stop somehow these big jagged poops that cause
> bleeding. Nothing on WebMD about this other than
> see a doctor blah blah crap. It would be helpful
> if I didn't have to see a doctor. Everyone here
> is against them, and so I hope someone here knows
> an answer.
While I don't think your write up is mature, it would be best to see a board certified GI. Rectal bleeding can be innocuous, but it's a symptom of polyps or potential rectal cancer.
My hope is you have polyps, which are a painless outpatient procedure.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poop Patrol
()
Date: November 10, 2016 03:49PM
Thank you Dr. I'll make an appointment.
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Posted by:
KjCmF
()
Date: November 10, 2016 04:22PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 10, 2016 05:01PM
Volunteering for the elections board was more work than I thought, I was on my feet all day but at least I didn't shit my pants.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 11, 2016 06:09AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Volunteering for the elections board was more work
> than I thought, I was on my feet all day but at
> least I didn't shit my pants.
You are a great guy dive. That's the definition of civic duty. That is hard work but important for each area of this country, and of course for our nation.
I'm happy your bowels didn't betray you .
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> Volunteering for the elections board was more work
> than I thought, I was on my feet all day but at
> least I didn't shit my pants.
You are a great guy dive. That's the definition of civic duty. That is hard work but important for each area of this country, and of course for our nation.
I'm happy your bowels didn't betray you .
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Scotty_DB for BOfAP
()
Date: November 11, 2016 08:50AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Perfect Crap
()
Date: November 11, 2016 09:10AM
If you ate better you'd enjoy this !
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Posted by:
Poop Patrol
()
Date: November 11, 2016 09:11AM
Going to the dr tomorrow wish me luck
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 11, 2016 09:18AM
I ate at McDonald's this morning and regret it now. McDonald's are on almost every street corner. There might be more of them than 711s. My bowels suffer and it hurts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 11, 2016 09:52AM
We are very busy at Jiffy Lube today, I guess lots of folks got the day off. The new guy starts tomorrow so today should be my last day of restroom cleaning. A nice lady with a Lexus suv gave me a 20 dollar tip ths morning and she was right on time as I iz nearly broke afrer payin my rent and credit card bill. I am going to treat myself to a 12 pack of cheap beer for sunday football, maybe some Busch ice.
Diced, Mcdonalds is so tempting I agree. I pack my lunch most every day but a Mcdouble cheesburger for just over a dollar is hard to resist and it seems like most days someone from work is going there and they ask me if I want them to pick anything up for me. Some days I just hand them a buck and a couple coins and get me one but I usually regret it later.
Diced, Mcdonalds is so tempting I agree. I pack my lunch most every day but a Mcdouble cheesburger for just over a dollar is hard to resist and it seems like most days someone from work is going there and they ask me if I want them to pick anything up for me. Some days I just hand them a buck and a couple coins and get me one but I usually regret it later.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 11, 2016 09:56AM
Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> Going to the dr tomorrow wish me luck
Good luck poop patrol. I hope you have some health insurance. I have been thinkin bout going to the free clinic but I can just imagine that the free clinic doctors might be worse than the prison doctors that used to try and treat me wen I waz locked up.
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> Going to the dr tomorrow wish me luck
Good luck poop patrol. I hope you have some health insurance. I have been thinkin bout going to the free clinic but I can just imagine that the free clinic doctors might be worse than the prison doctors that used to try and treat me wen I waz locked up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 11, 2016 10:02AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Poop Patrol Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Going to the dr tomorrow wish me luck
>
>
> Good luck poop patrol. I hope you have some health
> insurance. I have been thinkin bout going to the
> free clinic but I can just imagine that the free
> clinic doctors might be worse than the prison
> doctors that used to try and treat me wen I waz
> locked up.
Good luck poop although youll probably feel sodomized once done.
Red Onion I shake thinking about prison doctors. Definitely last in the class, but yes probably the free clinic ones also have thick fingers.
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> Poop Patrol Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Going to the dr tomorrow wish me luck
>
>
> Good luck poop patrol. I hope you have some health
> insurance. I have been thinkin bout going to the
> free clinic but I can just imagine that the free
> clinic doctors might be worse than the prison
> doctors that used to try and treat me wen I waz
> locked up.
Good luck poop although youll probably feel sodomized once done.
Red Onion I shake thinking about prison doctors. Definitely last in the class, but yes probably the free clinic ones also have thick fingers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 11, 2016 10:04AM
My fellow citizens, lend me your rear,
Amazing that those of us with bad bowels talk about our health conditions, and those with superior bowels try to turn our thread into some kind of scat fetish.
Its the superior bowel people posting shit pictures. Feel free to start your own thread, this is about bowels. Thank you, and now to use my rectal mirror.
Amazing that those of us with bad bowels talk about our health conditions, and those with superior bowels try to turn our thread into some kind of scat fetish.
Its the superior bowel people posting shit pictures. Feel free to start your own thread, this is about bowels. Thank you, and now to use my rectal mirror.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: November 11, 2016 10:33AM
Fuck you!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: November 11, 2016 11:00AM
I'm home from school, and my dad can't seem to leave the bathroom. He's been in there for hours. I worry about his health.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 11, 2016 11:20AM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> I'm home from school, and my dad can't seem to
> leave the bathroom. He's been in there for hours.
> I worry about his health.
Have him join our discussion or please tell me more about his bowels. IBS sucks but usually it's just screaming and scratched walls.
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> I'm home from school, and my dad can't seem to
> leave the bathroom. He's been in there for hours.
> I worry about his health.
Have him join our discussion or please tell me more about his bowels. IBS sucks but usually it's just screaming and scratched walls.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 11, 2016 11:47AM
I sit here and toil
My butt needs some oil
The bowels continue to press
Its like a version of colon chess.
The groan throne screams in vain
Im going through a lot of pain
My bowels hurt and won't bring the good
Instead it'll be all by plywood.
My neighbors I'm sorry for the noise
Its better than the Beastie Boys
There's a swamp of smell that burns nose hair
For myself and others it's not fair.
My butt needs some oil
The bowels continue to press
Its like a version of colon chess.
The groan throne screams in vain
Im going through a lot of pain
My bowels hurt and won't bring the good
Instead it'll be all by plywood.
My neighbors I'm sorry for the noise
Its better than the Beastie Boys
There's a swamp of smell that burns nose hair
For myself and others it's not fair.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 11, 2016 11:55AM
I just had a rough one. I promised Mrs Dive that I would not rip another towel rack off the wall but I did it again. The bloating and pressure are gone but the fish has seen better days and It looks like my old friend leakage may be back. What a way to start the long weekend.
If we have any Veterans here on the thread I would like to personally thank you all for your service to our country. As many of you know our leader Brown Onion was in Vietnam and after all these years he is still providing a service to the public, he is a great American.
If we have any Veterans here on the thread I would like to personally thank you all for your service to our country. As many of you know our leader Brown Onion was in Vietnam and after all these years he is still providing a service to the public, he is a great American.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 11, 2016 12:16PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> I just had a rough one. I promised Mrs Dive that I
> would not rip another towel rack off the wall but
> I did it again. The bloating and pressure are gone
> but the fish has seen better days and It looks
> like my old friend leakage may be back. What a way
> to start the long weekend.
>
> If we have any Veterans here on the thread I would
> like to personally thank you all for your service
> to our country. As many of you know our leader
> Brown Onion was in Vietnam and after all these
> years he is still providing a service to the
> public, he is a great American.
Thank you as it was an honor to serve.
I hope your fish survives the onslaught. Battle of the Bulge is for real.
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> I just had a rough one. I promised Mrs Dive that I
> would not rip another towel rack off the wall but
> I did it again. The bloating and pressure are gone
> but the fish has seen better days and It looks
> like my old friend leakage may be back. What a way
> to start the long weekend.
>
> If we have any Veterans here on the thread I would
> like to personally thank you all for your service
> to our country. As many of you know our leader
> Brown Onion was in Vietnam and after all these
> years he is still providing a service to the
> public, he is a great American.
Thank you as it was an honor to serve.
I hope your fish survives the onslaught. Battle of the Bulge is for real.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: November 11, 2016 01:10PM
I really wish I didn't have to carry cleaning supplies to work each day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 11, 2016 01:33PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I really wish I didn't have to carry cleaning
> supplies to work each day.
Splatter, I had a similar problem when I had my high stress job in Reston. I used to keep a cleaning kit in my vehicles and in my desk along with extra underwear. I got travel sized containers from minimus.com and refilled them with cleaning agents from normal size containers at home to keep costs down. You might want to take a look.
http://www.minimus.biz/Cleaning-Supplies.aspx
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> I really wish I didn't have to carry cleaning
> supplies to work each day.
Splatter, I had a similar problem when I had my high stress job in Reston. I used to keep a cleaning kit in my vehicles and in my desk along with extra underwear. I got travel sized containers from minimus.com and refilled them with cleaning agents from normal size containers at home to keep costs down. You might want to take a look.
http://www.minimus.biz/Cleaning-Supplies.aspx
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 11, 2016 02:08PM
Scat and more scat. Get a room
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: November 11, 2016 03:43PM
Okay so I went to the doctor again and as usual no developments no new research he could name . Can't we do better?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Rodger_WM
()
Date: November 11, 2016 04:17PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 11, 2016 04:47PM
That is very unsanitary, but the stool itself seemed to be very easily passed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ClaireG
()
Date: November 11, 2016 05:18PM
Disgusting thread - what is wrong with you people?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 11, 2016 10:17PM
ClaireG Wrote:
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> Disgusting thread - what is wrong with you people?
How are your bowels?
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> Disgusting thread - what is wrong with you people?
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: November 12, 2016 04:22AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in from a far away hotel room. 5am guy does not kiss and tell but,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 12, 2016 07:40AM
That's just great 5am! I'm so happy for you!
I took my fish for a long swim in the whirlpool tub early this morning and that seemed to help. My daughter is coming over today and wants to go out for Asian food so there is danger ahead. I am going to have to stick with steamed rice and vegetables. That is really hard to do when others all around me are enjoying General Tso, fried dumplings and egg rolls so I will have to be strong.
I took my fish for a long swim in the whirlpool tub early this morning and that seemed to help. My daughter is coming over today and wants to go out for Asian food so there is danger ahead. I am going to have to stick with steamed rice and vegetables. That is really hard to do when others all around me are enjoying General Tso, fried dumplings and egg rolls so I will have to be strong.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
yummyf
()
Date: November 12, 2016 10:15AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 12, 2016 03:19PM
wow, somebody like peanuts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 12, 2016 06:12PM
Oh man I think I just dropped the capitol rotunda through what's left of my bowels.
If anyone sees a sad battered starfish, please let me know.
If anyone sees a sad battered starfish, please let me know.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 12, 2016 06:56PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> That's just great 5am! I'm so happy for you!
>
>
> I took my fish for a long swim in the whirlpool
> tub early this morning and that seemed to help. My
> daughter is coming over today and wants to go out
> for Asian food so there is danger ahead. I am
> going to have to stick with steamed rice and
> vegetables. That is really hard to do when others
> all around me are enjoying General Tso, fried
> dumplings and egg rolls so I will have to be
> strong.
If you see Ho Chi Minh kill him please.
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> That's just great 5am! I'm so happy for you!
>
>
> I took my fish for a long swim in the whirlpool
> tub early this morning and that seemed to help. My
> daughter is coming over today and wants to go out
> for Asian food so there is danger ahead. I am
> going to have to stick with steamed rice and
> vegetables. That is really hard to do when others
> all around me are enjoying General Tso, fried
> dumplings and egg rolls so I will have to be
> strong.
If you see Ho Chi Minh kill him please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: November 12, 2016 08:59PM
My bowels are sore. I ate a lot of food
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: November 12, 2016 09:43PM
Scat party at BEHs house tonight! Make sure you eat as much crummy foods as you can! We will be finger painting the walls with scat
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
whosit
()
Date: November 12, 2016 10:33PM
Black Underwear Wrote:
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> Scat party at BEHs house tonight! Make sure you
> eat as much crummy foods as you can! We will be
> finger painting the walls with scat
Seriously this thread is gross.
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> Scat party at BEHs house tonight! Make sure you
> eat as much crummy foods as you can! We will be
> finger painting the walls with scat
Seriously this thread is gross.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 13, 2016 06:50AM
whosit Wrote:
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> Black Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Scat party at BEHs house tonight! Make sure you
> > eat as much crummy foods as you can! We will be
> > finger painting the walls with scat
>
>
> Seriously this thread is gross.
It's been made so, by narrow minded superior bowel types.
These people enjoy their #4 #2s yet, can't be content with their lives, but feel some sick thoughts, and enjoy abusing the bowel trodden.
They are assholes, pieces of shit.
Feel free to discuss your bowels. My sister and I are going to church. Hopefully the illegals understand the crosswalk hand at intersections, if not they'll bounce off my hood. Two points each.
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> Black Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Scat party at BEHs house tonight! Make sure you
> > eat as much crummy foods as you can! We will be
> > finger painting the walls with scat
>
>
> Seriously this thread is gross.
It's been made so, by narrow minded superior bowel types.
These people enjoy their #4 #2s yet, can't be content with their lives, but feel some sick thoughts, and enjoy abusing the bowel trodden.
They are assholes, pieces of shit.
Feel free to discuss your bowels. My sister and I are going to church. Hopefully the illegals understand the crosswalk hand at intersections, if not they'll bounce off my hood. Two points each.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 13, 2016 08:30AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> whosit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Black Underwear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Scat party at BEHs house tonight! Make sure
> you
> > > eat as much crummy foods as you can! We will
> be
> > > finger painting the walls with scat
> >
> >
> > Seriously this thread is gross.
>
>
> It's been made so, by narrow minded superior bowel
> types.
>
> These people enjoy their #4 #2s yet, can't be
> content with their lives, but feel some sick
> thoughts, and enjoy abusing the bowel trodden.
>
> They are assholes, pieces of shit.
>
> Feel free to discuss your bowels. My sister and I
> are going to church. Hopefully the illegals
> understand the crosswalk hand at intersections, if
> not they'll bounce off my hood. Two points each.
I think you give those scat trolls too much credit Brown, they iz just little boyz that are desperate for any kind of attention. You should feels sorry for them, I sure do.
Got me the day off to watch football and drink me some beerz. I am low on cash so me an my roomate are gonna grill up a big ole 10 pound bag of chicken leg quarters an we will be eatin them for dayz, maybe even save them bones to make chicken soup to get us through to payday. I hopes all the brown brothas have a great day!!
-------------------------------------------------------
> whosit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Black Underwear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Scat party at BEHs house tonight! Make sure
> you
> > > eat as much crummy foods as you can! We will
> be
> > > finger painting the walls with scat
> >
> >
> > Seriously this thread is gross.
>
>
> It's been made so, by narrow minded superior bowel
> types.
>
> These people enjoy their #4 #2s yet, can't be
> content with their lives, but feel some sick
> thoughts, and enjoy abusing the bowel trodden.
>
> They are assholes, pieces of shit.
>
> Feel free to discuss your bowels. My sister and I
> are going to church. Hopefully the illegals
> understand the crosswalk hand at intersections, if
> not they'll bounce off my hood. Two points each.
I think you give those scat trolls too much credit Brown, they iz just little boyz that are desperate for any kind of attention. You should feels sorry for them, I sure do.
Got me the day off to watch football and drink me some beerz. I am low on cash so me an my roomate are gonna grill up a big ole 10 pound bag of chicken leg quarters an we will be eatin them for dayz, maybe even save them bones to make chicken soup to get us through to payday. I hopes all the brown brothas have a great day!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
scatisthebest
()
Date: November 13, 2016 08:43AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 13, 2016 09:12AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > whosit Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Black Underwear Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Scat party at BEHs house tonight! Make sure
> > you
> > > > eat as much crummy foods as you can! We
> will
> > be
> > > > finger painting the walls with scat
> > >
> > >
> > > Seriously this thread is gross.
> >
> >
> > It's been made so, by narrow minded superior
> bowel
> > types.
> >
> > These people enjoy their #4 #2s yet, can't be
> > content with their lives, but feel some sick
> > thoughts, and enjoy abusing the bowel trodden.
> >
> > They are assholes, pieces of shit.
> >
> > Feel free to discuss your bowels. My sister and
> I
> > are going to church. Hopefully the illegals
> > understand the crosswalk hand at intersections,
> if
> > not they'll bounce off my hood. Two points
> each.
>
>
> I think you give those scat trolls too much credit
> Brown, they iz just little boyz that are desperate
> for any kind of attention. You should feels sorry
> for them, I sure do.
> Got me the day off to watch football and drink me
> some beerz. I am low on cash so me an my roomate
> are gonna grill up a big ole 10 pound bag of
> chicken leg quarters an we will be eatin them for
> dayz, maybe even save them bones to make chicken
> soup to get us through to payday. I hopes all the
> brown brothas have a great day!!
Yes from now on red onion, they get ignored for divide and conquer bullshit.
That sounds like a good time. Nfl games are enjoyed unless the bowels have a football in the digestive areas.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > whosit Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Black Underwear Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Scat party at BEHs house tonight! Make sure
> > you
> > > > eat as much crummy foods as you can! We
> will
> > be
> > > > finger painting the walls with scat
> > >
> > >
> > > Seriously this thread is gross.
> >
> >
> > It's been made so, by narrow minded superior
> bowel
> > types.
> >
> > These people enjoy their #4 #2s yet, can't be
> > content with their lives, but feel some sick
> > thoughts, and enjoy abusing the bowel trodden.
> >
> > They are assholes, pieces of shit.
> >
> > Feel free to discuss your bowels. My sister and
> I
> > are going to church. Hopefully the illegals
> > understand the crosswalk hand at intersections,
> if
> > not they'll bounce off my hood. Two points
> each.
>
>
> I think you give those scat trolls too much credit
> Brown, they iz just little boyz that are desperate
> for any kind of attention. You should feels sorry
> for them, I sure do.
> Got me the day off to watch football and drink me
> some beerz. I am low on cash so me an my roomate
> are gonna grill up a big ole 10 pound bag of
> chicken leg quarters an we will be eatin them for
> dayz, maybe even save them bones to make chicken
> soup to get us through to payday. I hopes all the
> brown brothas have a great day!!
Yes from now on red onion, they get ignored for divide and conquer bullshit.
That sounds like a good time. Nfl games are enjoyed unless the bowels have a football in the digestive areas.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
morningcoffeeruinedbythisthread
()
Date: November 13, 2016 09:22AM
Reading news, drinking morning coffee and I come across this thread - nasty. Is brown Onion code for feces? Do you people really do these disgusting things. So vile really.
